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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
EDIT: Actually on closer inspection, the AK in the background has a legit suppressor, as well as the AR. I think the handguard on the AR just goes all the way to the end of the barrel. The AR in both photos have different FSBs and handguards. The one on the tranch wall has a delta ring, the other doesn't. The one on the wall doesn't have an ambi selector, the one in the photo does. The magwell rollmarks don't match up. Which leads me to believe they're different rifles or they actually did have work done. It requires a modicum of skill to change the front sight post on an AR (basically a vice and some punches), so theoretically those morons at the Tranch could do it. I think they're completely different rifles.
Yes, they're either different rifles or they have had so much work that you can't tell. The sights, ambi safety, optic, everything is different. Also it looks like there's a Surefire switch on the end of the respondent's gun but the tranch gun doesn't have a WML (a weird trend with them). Also, the tranch guns are literally resting on screws. Fucking christ, get some proper mounts if you're going to put them on the wall.

The tranch has other guns, and they have plenty of online friends who could help them stage this conversation, but we have no evidence either way. Also, why do they think it's a "win" to post that conversation? They sent a gun pic first.
 
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They selling merch to the volunteers :story:
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They selling merch to the volunteers :story:
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Better idea would have been to have a thank-you baggie of stickers and pins to go with the free (but disgusting) food. Or even "shear party" exclusives. They've already spent an ass load on food and setting up, a few bucks worth of sales loss on merch isn't going to hurt the grifters... especially if single digit numbers show up.

- If they wanted to buy merch they'll probably ask or order online... on their own volition, boys.
 
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There's no results on Google (besides Bonnie's tweet) for that 50 cal bullet, and it seems very high res to have been cropped (although the dimesions are a bit weird - 917 x 2048 px). Unable to search for the gun because the download image button has cut off the bottom park. It's not out of the realms of possibility that they stole some random pics from /k/ and did crop it so it wouldn't reverse image search, and since Bonnie only posted screenshots there's no potential metadata.
I don't know anything about guns - that doesn't mean an awful lot though, because the tranch has a seemingly limitless supply of weapons and ammunition and they've not necessarily posted their entire arsenal.
I'd point out that the flooring in the background of the 50 cal bullet photo appears to specifically be a fake wood effect linoleum. The lounge area of the tranch seems to be pine flooring and Kevin's room has an ugly beige carpet. The kitchen has a fake parquet block floor lino. Do we have any photos of the flooring in the Earthship or their bathroom? (Although then again, the floor appears to be clean, which is a point against those photos being taken in the tranch).
Yes, they're either different rifles or they have had so much work that you can't tell. The sights, ambi safety, optic, everything is different. Also it looks like there's a Surefire switch on the end of the respondent's gun but the tranch gun doesn't have a WML (a weird trend with them). Also, the tranch guns are literally resting on screws. Fucking christ, get some proper mounts if you're going to put them on the wall.

The tranch has other guns, and they have plenty of online friends who could help them stage this conversation, but we have no evidence either way. Also, why do they think it's a "win" to post that conversation? They sent a gun pic first.

Honestly my gun PL is low and when mods are involved in it, such things become more difficult for me to determine so I appreciate it if any spergs on here would give info.

I had a look at all known guns the tranch owns and thats the most similar. The only other one is Jarrod's which is here including thia pic because it made me laugh. But if you look under the counter where this was taken that flooring looks super similar to the one in the triple threat pic. The image of the gun was recovered from a reddit account that is now deleted that I suspect was Jarrods. My other tinfoil theory is these were images Jarrod had on file somewhere and it was used...

Jarrod's gun and confirmation of ownership:
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Pic of Jarrod's gun posted online with similar flooring to email:
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Pic of the floor in the threat email:
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Loose connection ik but its all we got. I also don't recognize that gun in the bottom on the floor as a known tranch gun.

I looked in the earth ship pics and the flooring in there is stone or wood but not of this type. I didn't yet look at the upstairs flooring for the tranch im sure Kevin has a pic somewhere.

Also while searching I found that these pics are now stock images you can pay for to use freely so in theory with a lisence these could be legally used to represent literally anything if bought even as anti-troon propaganda in Minecraft.

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Look at that gunt.

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Also while searching I found that these pics are now stock images you can pay for to use freely so in theory with a lisence these could be legally used to represent literally anything if bought even as anti-troon propaganda in Minecraft.
Not necessarily. If I'm remembering correctly, there are rules sometimes for image license agreements and you can't just use them any old way. I don't know the ins and outs, though. And it looks like the tranch images are rights managed.

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Honestly my gun PL is low and when mods are involved in it, such things become more difficult for me to determine so I appreciate it if any spergs on here would give info.

I had a look at all known guns the tranch owns and thats the most similar. The only other one is Jarrod's which is here including thia pic because it made me laugh. But if you look under the counter where this was taken that flooring looks super similar to the one in the triple threat pic. The image of the gun was recovered from a reddit account that is now deleted that I suspect was Jarrods. My other tinfoil theory is these were images Jarrod had on file somewhere and it was used...

Jarrod's gun and confirmation of ownership:
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Pic of Jarrod's gun posted online with similar flooring to email:
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Pic of the floor in the threat email:
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Loose connection ik but its all we got. I also don't recognize that gun in the bottom on the floor as a known tranch gun.

I looked in the earth ship pics and the flooring in there is stone or wood but not of this type. I didn't yet look at the upstairs flooring for the tranch im sure Kevin has a pic somewhere.

Also while searching I found that these pics are now stock images you can pay for to use freely so in theory with a lisence these could be legally used to represent literally anything if bought even as anti-troon propaganda in Minecraft.

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Look at that gunt.

Good digging. I hadn't considered Jarrod - doesn't he live in the trailer on site? It makes sense that the trailer would have vinyl flooring.

He seems to have got that gun (or a similar one) back in April (archive)
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He also posted a video of the puppies and some other shots that appear to be vinyl flooring, albeit not the same flooring. Could be a different room.

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Not quite conclusive but between that and the candymecha email it's all looking pretty sus.
Unrelatedly while digging through Jarrod's twitter I saw he'd built an apiary and gotten chickens and ducks. Did we find out what happened to that whole project?
 
Good digging. I hadn't considered Jarrod - doesn't he live in the trailer on site? It makes sense that the trailer would have vinyl flooring.

He seems to have got that gun (or a similar one) back in April (archive)
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He also posted a video of the puppies and some other shots that appear to be vinyl flooring, albeit not the same flooring. Could be a different room.


Not quite conclusive but between that and the candymecha email it's all looking pretty sus.
Unrelatedly while digging through Jarrod's twitter I saw he'd built an apiary and gotten chickens and ducks. Did we find out what happened to that whole project?

That's the one i posted in the photos which were for various news articles. Good find on the flooring. I got another one from Jarrod's Twitter posted by Earth Side Manufacturing who made their plates... I know earthside manufacturing has posted pics of tested weapons so I need to look them up:

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Im pretty sure he lives in a camper giving his pics he posted on FB.

This is the other guns Jarrod has. Again I don't know anything about mods really so take this also as a count collection. I also don't know what caliber these take.

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Other pic showing its a camper of the same raifu count with handgun.
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That's the one i posted in the photos which were for various news articles. Good find on the flooring. I got another one from Jarrod's Twitter posted by Earth Side Manufacturing who made their plates... I know earthside has posted pics of tested weapons

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Im pretty sure he lives in a camper giving his pics he posted on FB.

This is the other guns Jarrod has. Again I don't know anything about mods really so take this also as a count collection. I also don't know what caliber these take.

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Other pic showing its a camper of the same raifu count with handgun.
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I think the gun propped up on the left of the bed is the one brought over by their mysterious Yemini friend (don't know if another angle will help with ID)
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People at the time mentioned it was high calibre, but either way I think that bipod-mounted gun Bonnie has is a .50 cal so there's likely to be .50 cal ammo on the tranch. If they wanted to set up a fake threat Bonnie could just lend Jarrod one for pictures.
Unrelatedly their mysterious Yemini friend is now @Sandwicheperson and hasn't tweeted since April 22nd, wonder what happened there.
 
People at the time mentioned it was high calibre, but either way I think that bipod-mounted gun Bonnie has is a .50 cal so there's likely to be .50 cal ammo on the tranch.
No, Fat Paul's Penis Substitute is .300 WinMag, pretty far from .50 BMG.
IMO the biggest arguments against those guns being theirs are the suppressors. I'm a Eurocuck so I don't know all the grimy details but I'm certain there's an NFA tax stamp involved and possibly a background check.
 
No, Fat Paul's Penis Substitute is .300 WinMag, pretty far from .50 BMG.
IMO the biggest arguments against those guns being theirs are the suppressors. I'm a Eurocuck so I don't know all the grimy details but I'm certain there's an NFA tax stamp involved and possibly a background check.
Yes to both of those in addition to suppressors being expensive, unless you want to register an oil filter as one or buy a chinese solvent trap kit.

EDIT: you also need to get fingerprinted by your Sheriff as one of the requirements to own an NFA item. I doubt theirs is willing to given all the shit they've claimed about him.
 
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