The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[gaystoner]

The Hummus actually looks okay other than the stupid X made with the red (chili?) powder.

The burgers look okay at that point but hard to tell without the finished product. Hopefully they didn't burn them and the burger in the lower right corner looks like it'll end up undercooked but who knows. It's hard to fuck up pre-packaged burger patties

And of course there is the issue of a grill being in a closed area, but I am just going by a food perspective

you gotta be blind..those burgers are those frozen premade ones in the freezer section. not even the local grocer deli packing them but frozen and shipped

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Noooo how could this happen. A militia of (people of opposite political stance to the individual reading this) are harassing me! Donate to my kickfundtreon here:

Since asking questions is literally violence, I've kickfundtreoned you my life's savings, house, and business for you to buy an AH-64 Apache to defend yourself against @ForgottenUserName and anyone unfortunate enough to be standing near him at the time when you defend yourself. Goddesspeed

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I can't believe Earl has a weather machine now. How can he be stopped?!?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Yknow at first I was going to assert that clearly the gods upon Olympus themselves must be anti-trans, but with Zeus's history, I'm not so sure. Maybe one of his old hobbies was dilating amholes with lighting rods. Maybe Earl practiced for infiltrating the tranch by hitting the temple of the gods first. Man may have stolen fire, but Earl stole wind. Given enough time, the Tranch will find itself Beset by a horde of MAGAbenders.

As for the tent, what do you guys want to bet on? That it was an incredibly cheap, thin tent (I consider this unlikely due to the sheer size of it) or that they didn't stake it down right at all, and it started coming up and ripped under that pressure? Not to mention, I doubt they bought the thing, so they're gonna pay out the ass to replace it for whoever they rented or borrowed it from.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Damn you, Earl!!!!!!

Earl sabotaged the circus tent by standing 10 feet away holding a window fan, they have increased patrols for the time being.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Yknow at first I was going to assert that clearly the gods upon Olympus themselves must be anti-trans, but with Zeus's history, I'm not so sure.

Of course Zeus is transphobic. He hates uggos.

 

[AssignedEva]

Yknow at first I was going to assert that clearly the gods upon Olympus themselves must be anti-trans, but with Zeus's history, I'm not so sure. Maybe one of his old hobbies was dilating amholes with lighting rods. Maybe Earl practiced for infiltrating the tranch by hitting the temple of the gods first. Man may have stolen fire, but Earl stole wind. Given enough time, the Tranch will find itself Beset by a horde of MAGAbenders.

As for the tent, what do you guys want to bet on? That it was an incredibly cheap, thin tent (I consider this unlikely due to the sheer size of it) or that they didn't stake it down right at all, and it started coming up and ripped under that pressure? Not to mention, I doubt they bought the thing, so they're gonna pay out the ass to replace it for whoever they rented or borrowed it from.

They didn't stake it down right. As per Kevin's tweet earlier today:

Spoiler: Big pic

I'm not 100% on this one, but I don't think you're supposed to only leave one side open on a big top. They're usually just the roof, or closed all the way round with a door/entry flap thing. If a gust blew in and got trapped, it might billow out the top and rip it or something? Either way if they were having to "stake the hell down" of one side because wind kept coming in, I'd assume they didn't put it together very well.

 

[DemonicMustache]

This reality show is hilarious.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I wonder if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are out of big square bales, or if it didn't occur to them to move a couple for a windbreak?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

They didn't stake it down right. As per Kevin's tweet earlier today:

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Spoiler: Big pic

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I'm not 100% on this one, but I don't think you're supposed to only leave one side open on a big top. They're usually just the roof, or closed all the way round with a door/entry flap thing. If a gust blew in and got trapped, it might billow out the top and rip it or something? Either way if they were having to "stake the hell down" of one side because wind kept coming in, I'd assume they didn't put it together very well.

Is it smart to have that generator and the grill in the middle of all of that hay? I am assuming it's not

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Is it smart to have that generator and the grill in the middle of all of that hay? I am assuming it's not

Your assumption is correct, but considering who we're dealing with, I doubt that occurred to them.

 

[The Coon]

Is it smart to have that generator and the grill in the middle of all of that hay? I am assuming it's not

I think that is an electric air compressor.

 

[AnOminous]

The Hummus actually looks okay other than the stupid X made with the red (chili?) powder.

The burgers look okay at that point but hard to tell without the finished product. Hopefully they didn't burn them and the burger in the lower right corner looks like it'll end up undercooked but who knows. It's hard to fuck up pre-packaged burger patties

And of course there is the issue of a grill being in a closed area, but I am just going by a food perspective

They're pretty obviously pre-packaged. That kind of shit is usually made of beef hearts and offal and other crap. They're certainly gypping any idiots who showed up to shear the alpacas for them, because they're too lazy to shear them themselves.

These have to be the laziest trannies ever found, they grift hundreds of thousands of dollars, waste it on absolute bullshit, then gyp out on paying the idiots who show up to do the actual productive work of the tranch, giving them shitty hamburgers and hummus. Lmao.

The idiots getting grifted deserve it. How could anyone be this stupid?

 

[Miss Misery]

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What, a high desert climate has windstorms on summer afternoons?! YOU DON'T SAY!!

How long have they lived there now? Anyone with half a brain (and yes I know the denizens of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch haven't got half a brain between all of them put together) would remember that a high desert afternoon = high winds. That's why their retarded big top was an absurd endeavor to begin with... and then they started selling merch to VOLUNTEERS (while giving them food poisoning at the same time) and they're still going to be engaging in alpaca bondage outside for "shearing" time.

I guess it's good that they're doing it earlier this year so the alpaca don't freeze their fuzz-less asses off when the first cold snap comes in September.

 

[mickey339]

We laughed about tranchers spreading awareness of the true nature of trans people. We did. But it is a joke come true.

While CHUD kiwifarmers sit in their miserable basement laughing at people halfway around the world, hardworking TRANCHERS, through news outlets, educate the common folx about how awful queers are.




On a serious note, I am really impressed by the amount of exposure from mainstream media the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is receiving. Today Show is kinda huge, right? And the Al Jazeera video has gotten 17,000 views in a 5 day time. Throw the indie docs into the mix (though they'll prob stay in the queer community) and I have no doubts it is only a matter of time before the Tranch reaches US national level broadcast and awareness.

 

[White Devil]

On a serious note, I am really impressed by the amount of exposure from mainstream media the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is receiving. Today Show is kinda huge, right? And the Al Jazeera video has gotten 17,000 views in a 5 day time. Throw the indie docs into the mix (though they'll prob stay in the queer community) and I have no doubts it is only a matter of time before the Tranch reaches US national level broadcast and awareness.

And all those google views will bring them here, so that people can see what they're actually like.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Damn you, Earl!!!!!!

No problem

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

They're pretty obviously pre-packaged. That kind of shit is usually made of beef hearts and offal and other crap. They're certainly gypping any idiots who showed up to shear the alpacas for them, because they're too lazy to shear them themselves.

These have to be the laziest trannies ever found, they grift hundreds of thousands of dollars, waste it on absolute bullshit, then gyp out on paying the idiots who show up to do the actual productive work of the tranch, giving them shitty hamburgers and hummus. Lmao.

The idiots getting grifted deserve it. How could anyone be this stupid?

I just think it's funny that a "self-sustaining" ranch needs to rely on convoluted Earl stories to grift money and volunteers to do labor because Penny keeps bringing in lazy troons with busted amholes who do literally nothing around the house. I would die of shock if I saw Kevin make any type of meal that wasn't a Hot Pocket. As for Jen, I understand why they wouldn't want a scat fetishist playing chef.

 

[artilleryfroth]

One day the alpacas will rise up and it is going to be glorious.

“Alpacas With Guns: 2022“ is going to be fucking amazing.

 

[Gone Ham]

Call me stupid, but I don’t think they legally can pay the volunteers, due to their non profit status.


EDIT: I am stupid nvm