I don't know much about pawn shops in the states, but won't especially pawn shops in Las Vegas give even worse rates than other pawn shops. I am just speculating, but because of Las Vegas being a destination for gamblers from many places of the US there will be a lot of desperate gambling addicts who want quick cash and won't think. If he wanted to get money for it, he should probably have pawned it while he was still in Utah, which makes me think that he didn't need to money at the time, but suddenly needs the money now. This might be the start of more financial issues, which will be something that might become interesting.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I really hope that post is serious and it is stuff Dennis gave him . Russell sincerely still believes Dennis was his buddy just because Dennis took a picture with him ,gave him free cheap merchandise and made Bunny Ranch girls be nice to him. In Russell's mind this meant they were best friends and that Dennis was going to give him money for his dream brothel . In reality it was only Dennis dealing with another customer .
Russ trying to pawn anything "Hof "gave him will end with Russell learning Dennis handed out those autographed books to everyone. A pawnbroker will explain to Russell why his items aren't valuable by telling Russell that he has something Dennis had given to hundreds and hundreds of people. It really would be funny to observe Russell learn he was just another dime a dozen nobody to a pimp.
Russ trying to pawn anything "Hof "gave him will end with Russell learning Dennis handed out those autographed books to everyone. A pawnbroker will explain to Russell why his items aren't valuable by telling Russell that he has something Dennis had given to hundreds and hundreds of people. It really would be funny to observe Russell learn he was just another dime a dozen nobody to a pimp.
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What if when Russell runs on the treadmill he starts shaking his head back and forth and slings spit around like a firehose that has escaped the clutches of the firemen therefore covering the treadmill in a film of filth forcing them to condemn each and every piece of exercise equipment he touches? Would they terminate his membership, therefore jeopardizing their legal and financial well being, or will they continue to give the little shit a slice of pizza on wednesdays and hope he is dehydrated?
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I wonder if dry heats would be worse for Russell, since he can't close his mouth I wonder if all that dry, warm air would dry out his mouth, that would be uniquely unpleasant for him.
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To be fair, he looked like he was melting before he moved out of Utah. The drooping eyes, the sagging jaw, the sheen of sweat and drool on his skin....
Once again, Russ' beady eye is apparently set on getting on the telly. Let's ignore for a moment the fact that he simply says 'A pawn shop' (which gives me brilliant images of him shambling into any old Chuck's Sell N Flog and going "hey, where are the guys from my TV?") and just pretend that he does end up on Pawn Stars. I wonder how many people would turn around and say "hey, I know that name, he's the sex pest with the Taylor Swift fixation!"
We'd love to see it.
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Even if the harlots allowed it and Pips was into it, it would be more like scraping than licking.
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In his shitty PAC video one of the slides did mention being in debt.
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Put him in New Dehli, India. It's hot and humid, and on top of that, its air is polluted and the mosquitos form thick brown clouds in the evening.
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India has enough hardship
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Russell must be hard up for cash if he’s willing to pawn his coin - given only to celebrities ya know - from pseudo-celeb Hof.
Those tiny trinkets are one of the only things tying him however tangentially to Hof/sex work legalization.
Those tiny trinkets are one of the only things tying him however tangentially to Hof/sex work legalization.
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Russ is selling the only book he's ever owned or read (besides the Book of Mormon).
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He also owns several copies of his own book to give away to potential prey, but judging by the horrific misuse of the English language it is clear he never read his own book, at least not before it was published anyway
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He's gonna be pissed when he finds out neither the book or coin is rare at all. The fact he thinks he was friends with Dennis Hof when anyone else can tell that Hof was just being cordial to a customer is instructive. He misinterprets normal social interactions as close friendships. That would explain why he was so pissed when Erika told him to go away. In his mind, she was ending a friendship when in reality she barely knew him. That also explains why he was pissed at Chad, he was getting in the way of him wooing Erika who was obviously into him or else why would she be talking to him? That would also explain why he thought the hooker he booked was his for real girlfriend. He doesn't grasp how daily interactions work. Hell, he thought Lindsey Vonn personally sent him a postcard for donating to her charity(or something, I forget the exact circumstances), so you know he's bad at interpreting normal people's actions.
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I want to see Russ on Pawn Stars trying to get money from his Hof book, and while he's there at the counter, one of the bunny ranch girls comes in to pawn her own autographed Russ book right next to him.
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Let’s hope the autograph is personalized, devaluing its overall worth. No one wants a signed item with some other asshole’s name on it.
Russ! Keep coming back to fuck my whores! —Dennis Hof
Russ! Keep coming back to fuck my whores! —Dennis Hof
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Apparently heroes don’t do that.
Australian people don’t deserve that. Send him to Canada or something, they love freaks.
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I think it's absolutely hilarious how Russ has always referred to the Hof's token as a "rare coin" even on the day he got it. What on Earth gave him the idea that it's so rare when Hof literally hands them out to customers? Even if they were only handed out to a few select "special" customers it wouldn't rise to the level of "rare coin". He's so uncultured and unaware of the world around him...it continuously blows my mind.
And yes, the book is without a doubt Hof's autographed book. When Russ first mentioned the "rare coin", he said Hof gave him a signed book along with it. I wonder if he's actually trying to sell these items, or if he just thinks that everyone who goes into the store gets to be on TV?
And yes, the book is without a doubt Hof's autographed book. When Russ first mentioned the "rare coin", he said Hof gave him a signed book along with it. I wonder if he's actually trying to sell these items, or if he just thinks that everyone who goes into the store gets to be on TV?
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He posted about it pretty lighthearted, but I really wonder what has prompted wanting/needing to pawn them.
Financial troubles, Shitlips?
Financial troubles, Shitlips?
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He hasn’t made a video for his PAC yet. I think the video you’re referring to is the one recently uncovered where he was trying to prevent a brothel ban in Lyon County. He made it over 2 years ago.