Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomere Savalas]

LUCAS: "Be an adult"
ALSO LUCAS: Jobless, Homeless Pedophile who shits his pants

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Posting these attraction signs so close to a highschool isn't just coincidence, that's his target demographic. Ol' Lukey is out gawking at the high schoolers again like in that infamous pic huh?

He's extremely lucky he lives in an area that's so tolerant. He wouldn't get away with half the pedo type shit he's pulled where I'm from. Honestly, aside from that alleged "Fat Albert lookin fucker" story it's pretty impressive that he hasn't been...confronted... by someone IRL about this kind of stuff already as many people that are familiar with it. A lot of people feel VERY strongly about this sort of thing, enough to not sit idly by.

 

[Da Dude123]

Good on Skeletor for locating the cow. Sitting on the ground. What a bunch of autistic babble these signs are. He is really going on about his rich parents. Even writing about when they retired. He hasn't spoke to them since Christmas, but that ain't no matter. While he sits on the sidewalk being filthy. But he is plenty good and the cops, they are on his side.

The one thing I will say, is these signs along with taping them up is work, more work than screaming into a phone and then posting videos on Youtube or Instagram. Lucas is adverse to work, but I guess he will make an exception.

I hope Skeletor tracks him down again in the wild.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

and fucking lol at 'my vlog is the most popular in spokane' I very much doubt that

Tbf this is probably 100% true

 

[wenttobermuda]

Whether or not Lucas has intentionally made camp by a HS, it is alarming in light of his teen puss puss monomania.

And also not new behavior.

His handwritten attraction signs, semi literate puss puss snares, are depression fuel. Read them, and feel your will to live ebb. Of course, if I had a fecund womb, my reaction to Lucas's thirst would be different.

Having followed Lucas's content avidly, he is recycling old talking points, and growing more incoherent. It seems each time he scribbles out one of his signs, fat faggot cri de couers, another bit of his brain is lost.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Apparently he's hangin' out by an upscale high school and posting his signs there.

(And calling himself a "rich kid")

Hes always loved them middle aged dad sun glasses lol

 

[Picklechu]

I'm not sure if his facial expression was "oh boy, someone's talking to me, maybe they're going to yeet me a zoomer puss-puss!" or "oh shit I'm in trouble, better show my belly and pee a little to show that I shouldn't be mauled."

Dem tiddies are getting floppier.

Semi-related, while at the capitalist utopia that is Walmart earlier today (with my seven queefy zoomer bae girlfriends), I found this body wash that made me think of our Cute Older Daddy. After using it, I now have nine queefy zoomer bae girlfriends, all of whom are smart pretty interesting girls. Maybe if Lucas showered, he could get one too.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Oh, he thinks if you have a baby with him he imprints on you and you’ll never fall out of love with him - meaning you’ll be taking care of him forever.

lol

 

[wenttobermuda]

Oh, he thinks if you have a baby with him he imprints on you and you’ll never fall out of love with him - meaning you’ll be taking care of him forever.

lol

Lucas want to be taken care of like a baby, and figures if he has a baby, he can soak up some of that baby attention, security and care. He'd be competing with his own wernling for a teat.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

For a guy who refuses to drive and was incredulous when I suggested that one of the things he should do to get his life together is get a car.... bragging on his Dad’s 1957 Thunderbird is a weird flex.

Also, the fact that he’s hanging out by a High School is a bit disconcerting. We know that he’s attracted to girls younger than 18 (because he’s said so) and more than likely some of these kids walk to and from school. If he’s actually zeroed in on the girls in this school (and he’s not just there by coincidence), this might escalate.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

yo that barista was.the age of consent you have to be 16 to work there, ageist bigot

 

[mothman96]

Oh, he thinks if you have a baby with him he imprints on you and you’ll never fall out of love with him - meaning you’ll be taking care of him forever.

lol

I think his schizo delusion is that he is already permanently chemically imprinted upon the souls of the Gen Z girls. That's why he can't help but target the Gen Z's and they should flock (like sheep) to him (the shepard) so he can pick 1 to impregnate.

 

[Da Dude123]

As to Lucas being near a highschool, aren't schools in Spokane on summer break now? I guess there is summer school too.

 

[mothman96]

As to Lucas being near a highschool, aren't schools in Spokane on summer break now? I guess there is summer school too.

According to this calendar, yesterday the 22nd was the last day of school.

Access Denied

 

[WonderWino]

I'm not sure if his facial expression was "oh boy, someone's talking to me, maybe they're going to yeet me a zoomer puss-puss!" or "oh shit I'm in trouble, better show my belly and pee a little to show that I shouldn't be mauled."

On that note, sitting in the street like that makes him look like a 10 year old sped thats waiting for the school bus

Oh, he thinks if you have a baby with him he imprints on you and you’ll never fall out of love with him - meaning you’ll be taking care of him forever.

Theres a jurassic park raptor birth scene meme waiting to happen with that one

For a guy who refuses to drive and was incredulous when I suggested that one of the things he should do to get his life together is get a car.... bragging on his Dad’s 1957 Thunderbird is a weird flex.

Also, the fact that he’s hanging out by a High School is a bit disconcerting. We know that he’s attracted to girls younger than 18 (because he’s said so) and more than likely some of these kids walk to and from school. If he’s actually zeroed in on the girls in this school (and he’s not just there by coincidence), this might escalate.

I don't think its a coincidence. After all this isn't the first time he's made a habit of creeping around areas close to younger teens. Its what predators do. He better be careful doing that around a school though. High schools absolutely do not fuck around when it comes to old creepy men leering at their students close to the school. All it takes is one creeped out teen girl to report it and lucas would be explaining himself to the cops

Semi-related, while at the capitalist utopia that is Walmart earlier today (with my seven queefy zoomer bae girlfriends), I found this body wash that made me think of our Cute Older Daddy. After using it, I now have nine queefy zoomer bae girlfriends, all of whom are smart pretty interesting girls. Maybe if Lucas showered, he could get one too.

I would laugh my ass off if someone had enough of his stench and mailed that to him at the shelter. He'd be livid if he realized the reference. Would at least get the stink off him for awhile. Assuming he didn't trade it for some burritos

 

[Da Dude123]

If he purposely was camped out near the high school, that is exceptional. What high school girl could resist a fat smelly man sitting on the ground scribbling on some paper? All of them. Yeah, if this is an affluent area and he is making people uncomfortable, especially high school girls he will be told to move along in a hurry.

 

[mothman96]

If he purposely was camped out near the high school, that is exceptional. What high school girl could resist a fat smelly man sitting on the ground scribbling on some paper? All of them. Yeah, if this is an affluent area and he is making people uncomfortable, especially high school girls he will be told to move along in a hurry.

Lucas is known to the police in the downtown area but the officers assigned to patrol that affluent area may not be aware the Spokane Freak is waddling down there to target the HS/Gen Z's from the area.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

If he purposely was camped out near the high school, that is exceptional. What high school girl could resist a fat smelly man sitting on the ground scribbling on some paper? All of them. Yeah, if this is an affluent area and he is making people uncomfortable, especially high school girls he will be told to move along in a hurry.

He put up a sign earlier that just said "rich kid yo". His attempts at blending in are comedy gold if he legitimately thinks he's being subtle and that literally anyone who would take the time to stop walking wherever they're going to fully take in the magnitude of his lengthier attraction signs and then think after reading it "I suddenly want to fuck whoever wrote this"

He kind of reminds me of pennywise at this point only instead of trying to lure people to the sewers he'll end up coming out of the woods to people walking nearby trying to convince them to follow him through the woods to the elk kingdom where if anyone did actually follow him he would just unhinge his jaw when noone else was looking and swallow them whole

I really hope he does end up having to explain his signs to the police at some point because him posting signs like "rich kid yo" near a high school while creeping on the students im assuming really seems like something that would have gotten the police at least aware of him after he's been posting similar signs for about a year at least.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

He put up a sign earlier that just said "rich kid yo". His attempts at blending in are comedy gold if he legitimately thinks he's being subtle and that literally anyone who would take the time to stop walking wherever they're going to fully take in the magnitude of his lengthier attraction signs and then think after reading it "I suddenly want to fuck whoever wrote this"

He kind of reminds me of pennywise at this point only instead of trying to lure people to the sewers he'll end up coming out of the woods to people walking nearby trying to convince them to follow him through the woods to the elk kingdom where if anyone did actually follow him he would just unhinge his jaw when noone else was looking and swallow them whole

I really hope he does end up having to explain his signs to the police at some point because him posting signs like "rich kid yo" near a high school while creeping on the students im assuming really seems like something that would have gotten the police at least aware of him after he's been posting similar signs for about a year at least.

The “Rich Kid Yo” thing suggests that he’s actually targeting kids at that school (especially since that school was in session up until yesterday). His saying that implies that he’s scoped out the school at least a little. The average age of that High School’s student body is not 18. In fact most of the girls there won’t be of age. It seems to me that he’s decided to stop chasing the barely legal Community College girls and has instead decided to pursue the High School set who are mostly underage.

I know Lucas is a pussy, but this is sending up some pretty big red flags for me. According to Cyril he’s tried to ply younger women with alcohol and narcotics before and kids are stupid and are pretty naive. Back when I was in High School, my friends and I found ourselves in some weird situations with people that looking back were obviously creepy (thankfully nothing bad came of it in our case).

I could see a situation arise where he buys some kids beer/weed, accompanies them off to the woods to drink it and then tries to take advantage once they become intoxicated. I’m not saying it’s going to happen, and if he tried it I don’t know that he’d succeed... but I could see it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He put up a sign earlier that just said "rich kid yo". His attempts at blending in are comedy gold if he legitimately thinks he's being subtle and that literally anyone who would take the time to stop walking wherever they're going to fully take in the magnitude of his lengthier attraction signs and then think after reading it "I suddenly want to fuck whoever wrote this"

He kind of reminds me of pennywise at this point only instead of trying to lure people to the sewers he'll end up coming out of the woods to people walking nearby trying to convince them to follow him through the woods to the elk kingdom where if anyone did actually follow him he would just unhinge his jaw when noone else was looking and swallow them whole

I really hope he does end up having to explain his signs to the police at some point because him posting signs like "rich kid yo" near a high school while creeping on the students im assuming really seems like something that would have gotten the police at least aware of him after he's been posting similar signs for about a year at least.

Ok, I positively NEED a Lucas-as-Pennywise shoop....

Down here, we all swoop...