Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Jack Awful]

So June, sure you're 30 and probably going to die alone and all that, but don't feel too bad, at least you aren't Laura Loomer!

Shockingly, Laura Loomer's a good 2 or 3 years younger than June.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Shockingly, Laura Loomer's a good 2 or 3 years younger than June.

Laura Loomer is forever ageless.

She was 24 five years ago, and by her Khazar Magic, she shall be 24 five years from now.

 

[Jack Awful]

Laura Loomer is forever ageless.

She was 24 five years ago, and by her Khazar Magic, she shall be 24 five years from now.

At risk of derailing the thread again, I don't understand the appeal of lip fillers. They always look like the person is having an allergic reaction.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Laura Loomer is forever ageless.

She was 24 five years ago, and by her Khazar Magic, she shall be 24 five years from now.

I refuse to even believe that Loomer is rael.

"She" is the stuff of nightmares. After June killed and skinned Boxy, the rest of her parts were used to produce a very special doll. There is no need to split hairs over the fact that June's boxy skinsuit is decomposing and some bald spots can be seen.

We need a hero like millennial Matt the exposer of the cueball Pool, to rise up and expose the scalp. Consensually of course.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Can whoever posted the egg button meme post it again since the jannies nuked it in their infitnite wisdom?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Happy 30th Shuwu

At risk of derailing the thread again, I don't understand the appeal of lip fillers. They always look like the person is having an allergic reaction.

You know how most criticism for how a woman looks is from other women? Yea, I think it's more for themselves and their girlfriends than anyone else.


I'm also very disheartened that shoe had no activity on twitter during her birthday. The only place telling her happy birthday is here and mostly because dear feeder is such a kind person. However, I'd be willing to bet her discord wasn't as quiet. How do we not have any leaks from there on this auspicious day?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Shoeonhead proves that reasonably attractive women can be incels too.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Happy belated 30th Birthday, June!

 

[Regenbogen]

The wall has been hit

 

[DumbDude42]

Shoeonhead proves that reasonably attractive women can be incels too.

how tf do you come up with that when she has been in multiple well-publicized relationships throughout the years

The wall has been hit

not really, not yet at least
she's still young-ish looking enough to pull off the cutesy egirl look reasonably well
her mental is probably in shambles though

 

[Regenbogen]

how tf do you come up with that when she has been in multiple well-publicized relationships throughout the years

not really, not yet at least
she's still young-ish looking enough to pull off the cutesy egirl look reasonably well
her mental is probably in shambles though

its the aura and mental state that i was talking about

 

[Das Fladermaus]

Really fun MATI by @Null. 10/10

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I wonder if she had a good birthday or not. I know the farms wished her one.

 

[Freesia]

Women need to breed before 25 to save the white race.

What does that have to do with shoe? She's Italian.

 

[Null]

You reckon Greg-the-preg ever saw shoes head sans wig?

She said that he had somewhere.

 

[Sweet Musica]

Women in their 30s still got a shot but they have to be more desperate. They often marry a guy in less than a year and pump out babies afterwards.

 

[Jack Awful]

Shoeonhead proves that reasonably attractive women can be incels too.

Shoe could literally have sex with any of her simps at any time. She's a VOLcel, meaning it's voluntary.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

"All in all you're just another brick in the wall ..."

Happy 30th, Shoe.

 

[Glowie]

Predictions what will happen once Shoe has to take adult responsibilities now that her biological clock is making her barren bit by bit?
Homeless, prostitution or a exit bag with helium?
She isn't one to cope with reality and inevitabilies.

 

[draggs]

Juwu's mommy clock blowing up causing her to take random male streamer hostage until he gives her cooze his precious baby batter, when?