Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
I think it's absolutely hilarious how Russ has always referred to the Hof's token as a "rare coin" even on the day he got it. What on Earth gave him the idea that it's so rare when Hof literally hands them out to customers? Even if they were only handed out to a few select "special" customers it wouldn't rise to the level of "rare coin". He's so uncultured and unaware of the world around him...it continuously blows my mind.

And yes, the book is without a doubt Hof's autographed book. When Russ first mentioned the "rare coin", he said Hof gave him a signed book along with it. I wonder if he's actually trying to sell these items, or if he just thinks that everyone who goes into the store gets to be on TV?
Rarity in this case probably means that he's the only person he knows that has one. And since he believes that he's somehow special that makes the coin special.

And yes he thinks that anybody who goes to that Pawn Stars place gets on TV. If you've ever actually been inside it it's less a pawn shop than a place where people can buy merch from the show. They do buy stuff but from what I hear at least half the people that show up and get on camera have already committed to sell it, reached a deal and they're offered a chance to so do on camera as if they just walked in. That and the actual place where they film the deals is done on a set, not on the actual floor of the pawn shop.

It's all bullshit when you get down to it.
 
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He's gonna be pissed when he finds out neither the book or coin is rare at all. The fact he thinks he was friends with Dennis Hof when anyone else can tell that Hof was just being cordial to a customer is instructive. He misinterprets normal social interactions as close friendships. That would explain why he was so pissed when Erika told him to go away. In his mind, she was ending a friendship when in reality she barely knew him. That also explains why he was pissed at Chad, he was getting in the way of him wooing Erika who was obviously into him or else why would she be talking to him? That would also explain why he thought the hooker he booked was his for real girlfriend. He doesn't grasp how daily interactions work. Hell, he thought Lindsey Vonn personally sent him a postcard for donating to her charity(or something, I forget the exact circumstances), so you know he's bad at interpreting normal people's actions.

It's from a post I've last a while ago, but I remember him saying on FB how his girlfriend is not answering his messages (I assume it's a hooker he booked) and then after a while him saying that she was busy graduating or something like that. Anyone knows what screenshots I'm refering to?
 
It's from a post I've last a while ago, but I remember him saying on FB how his girlfriend is not answering his messages (I assume it's a hooker he booked) and then after a while him saying that she was busy graduating or something like that. Anyone knows what screenshots I'm refering to?
I remember this. He referred to her as his “Instagram model girlfriend” and made a post basically saying “The reason my Instagram model girlfriend hasn’t talked to me in so long is that she was busy graduating college. Congrats baby, I’m so proud of you! “

I’ll find the screencap later. It’s so cringey because we all know his “girlfriend” was likely just some poor thot who replied to one of his comments not knowing the horrors that would ensue. Then after a million ignored messages from Russ, she likely replied saying “Chill dude…I am a busy person and have been working on finishing my degree”.
 
He posted about it pretty lighthearted, but I really wonder what has prompted wanting/needing to pawn them.

Financial troubles, Shitlips?
A gambling saga would be hilarious but I bet any gambling he's done is on the level of his coffee drinking, some piss-weak shit like buying a couple keno tickets. I suppose it's possible that like a teetotaler who suddenly gets a yen for alcohol, he might have no resistance to something like this and actually turn into a degenerate gambler, but it just doesn't really seem in character for him.

That said, please let it happen.

A saga where he loses what little money he has and sues the casino would be hilarious.
 
I remember this. He referred to her as his “Instagram model girlfriend” and made a post basically saying “The reason my Instagram model girlfriend hasn’t talked to me in so long is that she was busy graduating college. Congrats baby, I’m so proud of you! “

I’ll find the screencap later. It’s so cringey because we all know his “girlfriend” was likely just some poor thot who replied to one of his comments not knowing the horrors that would ensue. Then after a million ignored messages from Russ, she likely replied saying “Chill dude…I am a busy person and have been working on finishing my degree”.
He went through a brief period where he'd say he had a date, and we guessed he was messaging IG models and asking them on a date, and they didn't respond or at least didn't flat out reject him, so he assumed they had agreed.
 
He went through a brief period where he'd say he had a date, and we guessed he was messaging IG models and asking them on a date, and they didn't respond or at least didn't flat out reject him, so he assumed they had agreed.
I wonder if he still thinks this way, but just doesn’t post about it as much anymore?
 
@Bridgeburner Found the Instagram Model girlfriend post. This was from back in 2017.

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I find it slightly sad that he doesn't know enough about relationships to know that graduating college is kind of a big deal and something that a real boyfriend would be well aware of.
 
He went through a brief period where he'd say he had a date, and we guessed he was messaging IG models and asking them on a date, and they didn't respond or at least didn't flat out reject him, so he assumed they had agreed.
He also said he was dating a model at one point, who was in fact Erika, and when he said dating the reality was he was cyberstalking her.

Just a pesky technicality
 
I think he considers any women with an Instagram and a few thousand followers to be a "model".
Yeah, Erika never said she modeled. She's attractive, and has an instagram so she must be a model! He also thinks model = prostitutes. Remember when one lingerie model had NO ESCORT on her profile and Russ was genuinely confused? He also got confused when he offered money for a "date" to another Insta model and didn't grasp why she got upset with him. His view of the world is very distorted, and had he been court ordered into therapy(he wasn't), one of the big things to overcome would be how he views all relationships as transactional.
 
@Bridgeburner Found the Instagram Model girlfriend post. This was from back in 2017.

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I find it slightly sad that he doesn't know enough about relationships to know that graduating college is kind of a big deal and something that a real boyfriend would be well aware of.
"oh yeah we haven't talked in years cause she was busy with university"
the way he presents this, as if it was completely normal for a couple to just casually cut contact for extended periods of time like it's no big deal, confirms that he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, and he isn't even aware of how absurd it looks to normal people

tl;dr he's lying, and everybody immediately sees that he's lying, but he is not aware that everybody else is aware of the lie, so he comes off as double plus extra pathetic
 
I want to see Russ on Pawn Stars trying to get money from his Hof book, and while he's there at the counter, one of the bunny ranch girls comes in to pawn her own autographed Russ book right next to him.
I'm adding this to my TV wishlist, next to "Lucas Werner appears on the rebooted Live PD."
 
I find it slightly sad that he doesn't know enough about relationships to know that graduating college is kind of a big deal and something that a real boyfriend would be well aware of.
A real boyfriend would have been invited and met her family there, if he hadn't already. It's like that old Chris Rock line, if you've been dating a man for four months and haven't met ANY of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.

Except Russhole is even more delusional and literally thinks he's dating people he's never even met at all, even once.
 
Another “girlfriend.” View attachment 2288063
Note the alt name “Brett Ross,” which is his birth name.

That was a hooker that he posted a good bit about. I think her name was Heather. He was always calling her his girlfriend, and even posting screenshots of their texts where she would give one or two word replies as proof of their love.

He made several posts about how sad he was about their "breakup" and that he hopes they can get back together. In reality she was not his girlfriend and they did not break up. His hour simply ran out.

These old posts have really got me nostalgic for the good ol' days where Russ overshared every delusional detail.


edit: Not to keep rehashing this, but @StraightShooter2 just posted on @Precocious Halfwit's profile that he is trying to get his thread-ban reversed. I sent a mod a message asking them to check out the joy that ensued in this thread after his banning in hopes it will be upheld.
 
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That was a hooker that he posted a good bit about. I think her name was Heather. He was always calling her his girlfriend, and even posting screenshots of their texts where she would give one or two word replies as proof of their love.
Yes, I believe this was the one he sent a pic of his hotel's continental breakfast to.
 
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