The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
In the last two feature stories, both Bonnie Nelson and Penny Logue kept saying that it's such a safe space for them to get away from the evil Terfs. Make up your minds boys, are you under attack 24-7 or are you safe in your little bubble?
(looks like we need to keep away from the full name of the tranch for a bit, but let's add some full names on the chance people search for them)
 
The ominous yellow overcast in all the tent pics is activating my fight or flight response.

Journalists from the likes of the Today Show and Al Jazeera don't know anything about animal husbandry, so nothing's going to ping for them. They just assume all farms are this dirty and sad.

I finally realized that this thread reminds me of Kid Nation. Down to the "should we get an Xbox or sustainable food?" levels of logic.
 
Oh man i didn't even see him since he's leaning back good troonspotting

Also I found a Jen pic

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I'll cite this very true post again because every time I see a pic I think 'is this Jen or Norintha?' and every time I forget they are the same person. Even with the poop eating this is the most forgettable person on the tranch.
The lucky fellow who gets to wake up next to Kevin and Phil is Jen/Norintha, who was also doxxed a while back, but no-one remembers him because he's really boring.
 
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I forgot these assholes had a Patreon. So on top of the $100k grift for the non-existent fascist attacks, they're getting:
$1,227 a month from the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Patreon
$1,000 a month from Kathryn Gibes/Kevin Gibes in rent
$1,000 a month from Jen/Norintha in rent
$???? a month from the other people living there (e.g. Jarrod/Josie - does he pay rent, or is his "work" for the ranch compensation for his squatting?)
$???? per stay from the other people who come and squat there

So even assuming Josie and the visitors pay nothing (unlikely, especially for the visitors, given how gibs-happy and Penellope Logue and Bonnie are), they're getting >$3,000 a month in free money. Their mortgage, unless they got absolutely fucked by the mortgage provider, is likely to be well under $1,000 (probably closer to $500, but there's a lot of variability). That means, even before grift gofundme money and whatever pitiful shit they get for selling yarn and doing tours and e-begging via Kathryn/Kevin, that's $2,500 a month for whatever random crap they fancy. No wonder they're so free with their money...

And how did he wind up marrying Bro-nnie? Were they roommates at the same institution?
Back when I did the Bonnie dox, I think there was some circumstantial evidence to suggest they'd both been working at the same healthcare provider - Sky as some form of nurse, I believe, and Bonnie as... either a trainee or something administrative, I think. Which is frankly even more frightening.

I hate to spoil the fun, but from an SEO point of view this is a terrible idea.
I think just typing Tenacious Unicorn Ranch instead of Tranch every time we want to mention them (and using the full names of the inhabitants, too) isn't a bad idea - we're mid-way on page 3 of duckduckgo now, though we seem to be completely absent from google, which is a bit weird. But yeah, perhaps no walls of text just repeating their names.
 
Crossposting this picture of tru & honest women

Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Ash (behind kevin), Kevin, Jen

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That's Death Pigeon just in front of Jarrod - did anyone ever work out who the one in the bizarre looking mask next to Sky is?
(Edit: Looking again I'm not even sure it's a mask...I really don't quite know what it is I'm looking at)
 
Oh man i didn't even see him since he's leaning back good troonspotting

Also I found a Jen pic

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Such a dainty lady! I'm sure she really fits in with the tranch.

But seriously, why does no one want to go for a 1950's housewife look when they troon out? The big bouffant hair-do would at least detract from your man-jaw.
 
Such a dainty lady! I'm sure she really fits in with the tranch.

But seriously, why does no one want to go for a 1950's housewife look when they troon out? The big bouffant hair-do would at least detract from your man-jaw.
Their hair is too thin and receding to do a bouffant.
You do see some trans women get really into 50s dresses, because the fit-and-flare silhouette can create the illusion your waist is smaller, Rockabilly brands are really popular with fat girls who try and style themselves as pinups (so the dresses are available in a Size 16) and it's a "skirt go spinny" type deal. Obviously most of the time they don't really commit to the aesthetic and just put on a dress without a thought to styling:
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but that still requires more forethought to dressing than any of the tranchers show (Kevin and Jen grab random womens clothes off the rack at Walmart, and the others just wear mens clothes and any t-shirt/hoodies that come up on Amazon when you type "trans pride flag clothing").
 
I'm still dying over the three kegs they bought. My buddy back in my younger days used to throw the kind of "stereotypical movie scene blowout" parties quite often. Often had one keg and occasionally a second. NEVER ONCE did I see him buy three fucking kegs.

There are 163 12oz drinks in a keg. * 3 = FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-NINE.

What a fucking frat.
I'm guessing these are all filled with Beast Ice. The only beer for men with impeccable taste.

I hate to spoil the fun, but from an SEO point of view this is a terrible idea.


Its going to tank the thread if we keep this up.
Agree, search engines caught on to that years ago. It's just as bad as stuffing the meta keywords with every name possible.
 
In the last two feature stories, both Bonnie Nelson and Penny Logue kept saying that it's such a safe space for them to get away from the evil Terfs. Make up your minds boys, are you under attack 24-7 or are you safe in your little bubble?
(looks like we need to keep away from the full name of the tranch for a bit, but let's add some full names on the chance people search for them)
It only takes one mean tweet from a TERF to pop a bubble.
 
They didn't stake it down right. As per Kevin's tweet earlier today:

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I'm not 100% on this one, but I don't think you're supposed to only leave one side open on a big top. They're usually just the roof, or closed all the way round with a door/entry flap thing. If a gust blew in and got trapped, it might billow out the top and rip it or something? Either way if they were having to "stake the hell down" of one side because wind kept coming in, I'd assume they didn't put it together very well.
Holy shit I made a silly Burning Man camp joke over at the Kevthread the other day but they seriously didn't think to properly stake down such a big flimsy structure in the high desert!? The ignorance of these folks never ceases to amaze.

Have they fessed up to how many total people showed up yet?

I forgot these assholes had a Patreon.
Very amused that none of the Patreon tiers include any sort of physical swag like stickers or maybe yarn samples for the poor patreon suckers that honestly think they're supporting a working ranch. God forbid that would cut into their M E R C H P R O F I T S.
 
The ominous yellow overcast in all the tent pics is activating my fight or flight response.

Journalists from the likes of the Today Show and Al Jazeera don't know anything about animal husbandry, so nothing's going to ping for them. They just assume all farms are this dirty and sad.

I finally realized that this thread reminds me of Kid Nation. Down to the "should we get an Xbox or sustainable food?" levels of logic.
An interesting analogy, but I don't think the troons can be compared to the kids on Kid Nation. The kids actually did work to keep themselves alive, and mostly made the correct choices in those "Xbox or food" type situations. Also, Patreon didn't exist back then, so the kids didn't get pennies from heaven every time they fucked up.
 
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