Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Rainbow Frog Army]

What would it take for Medicaid to stop wasting taxpayer dollars on bolt-ons and skull shaving for these degenerate retards? If there was enough public outcry, could the laws be changed?

You'd likely need to frame it as them using all of that as an excuse to spend Medicaid money on White AMAB people instead of on icky BIPOCs. That way you can pull in the Wokeandians and SJWs, or at least make it awkward for them to defend prioritizing bolt-ons & skull shaving for White transwomen...over things like, say, antivirals for HIV+ Black men.

Basically, make it out as part of the whole reason why we ended up with the vexillological abomination that's the Progressive Pride flag.

...and for the record and having seen some of what Medicaid will pull? Medicaid is typically broke as fuck, has an asshole tighter than Kev's amhole, and as much sense when it comes to how it'll spend money as your average troon. Things like bolt-ons and skull shaving should be so far down the spending priorities list that the money will be all spent already. Not only that, but Medicaid normally just covers your most basic bitch cheap standard surgeries. Amhole surgery is definitely not that.

(They don't even have the excuse of there being no option for bottom surgery for MtFs because technically? Stick-on pussylips do count as a standard surgery instead of an experimental, or at least come closer to not being experimental anymore of all of them by virtue of being the oldest procedure. Not only that, but of all of the options, it's the one with the highest satisfaction rating. And it doesn't make a hole of any sort, it's just yeeting the twig & berries, sticking on fake labia and calling it a day.)

 

[Law]

Man, you guys are really doing my boy Bubbles dirty, comparing him to Kevin.

 

[mickey339]

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Comforting to know that Wedge doesn't just write up innate, pointless munchie rants on twitter but also harasses his work place with this stuff.





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[Trianon]

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Feel sorry for whichever HR rep had to read Wedge's textdump about his copper socks.

I have no idea what he's talking about with "peeing loud like a woman." WTF.

 

[M3xus]

I work in an airplane hangar, which is essentially a giant garage. No matter how humid it gets, everyone wears pants for their own safety. And it gets humid as fuck in Florida.

What I'm trying to say is: Wedge is a faggot that never grew up past the "rebelling against dress code" stage. You just know he's doing this because this dress code makes it so he can't indulge in his stupid genderblob clown fetish shit 24/7.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I work in an airplane hangar, which is essentially a giant garage. No matter how humid it gets, everyone wears pants for their own safety. And it gets humid as fuck in Florida.

What I'm trying to say is: Wedge is a faggot that never grew up past the "rebelling against dress code" stage. You just know he's doing this because this dress code makes it so he can't indulge in his stupid genderblob clown fetish shit 24/7.

How should I put this... dress codes are often completely retarded and their sole purpose is to fortify and communicate "brand identity/corporate culture", whatever that is.
In Wedge's case however, it could be considered "light protective gear" since he's stacking shelves - meaning the employer is absolutely justified in enforcing those rules. Lots of protruding surfaces and pointy things lying around in the warehouse that could scrape up his legs, I reckon.

Minor workplace accidents start with shit like this then end in "well sheeeit baws we don't need no protective shield on that angle grinder".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How should I put this... dress codes are often completely retarded and their sole purpose is to fortify and communicate "brand identity/corporate culture", whatever that is.
In Wedge's case however, it could be considered "light protective gear" since he's stacking shelves - meaning the employer is absolutely justified in enforcing those rules. Lots of protruding surfaces and pointy things lying around in the warehouse that could scrape up his legs, I reckon.

Minor workplace accidents start with shit like this then end in "well sheeeit baws we don't need no protective shield on that angle grinder".

Wedge impales his blown out asshole on a pair of scissors.

 

[M3xus]

Wedge impales his blown out asshole on a pair of scissors.

Don't give him ideas for his OnlyFans.

 

[AssignedEva]

How should I put this... dress codes are often completely retarded and their sole purpose is to fortify and communicate "brand identity/corporate culture", whatever that is.
In Wedge's case however, it could be considered "light protective gear" since he's stacking shelves - meaning the employer is absolutely justified in enforcing those rules. Lots of protruding surfaces and pointy things lying around in the warehouse that could scrape up his legs, I reckon.

Minor workplace accidents start with shit like this then end in "well sheeeit baws we don't need no protective shield on that angle grinder".

The only thing I would say in Wedge's defence is that skirts are apparently allowed in the warehouse, so the exclusion of shorts can't just be a health and safety measure. There's been protests like this before with schoolboys in the UK or bus drivers in France wearing skirts in summer because women had skirts and trousers as part of their uniform, but men were disallowed shorts because it looked "unprofessional".
That doesn't mean Wedge's approach of flashing hotpants at people under his skirt and then writing a rambling screed to HR is anything other than autistic, though. If he's that frustrated with the skirt not having belt loops or pockets, he could just buy a utility kilt - they look stupid, but Wedge clearly doesn't care about looking stupid.
There's also an irony that he's engaging in a skirt-wearing protest in a way that's specifically associated with men protesting uniform codes.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

The only thing I would say in Wedge's defence is that skirts are apparently allowed in the warehouse, so the exclusion of shorts can't just be a health and safety measure. There's been protests like this before with schoolboys in the UK or bus drivers in France wearing skirts in summer because women had skirts and trousers as part of their uniform, but men were disallowed shorts because it looked "unprofessional".
That doesn't mean Wedge's approach of flashing hotpants at people under his skirt and then writing a rambling screed to HR is anything other than autistic, though. If he's that frustrated with the skirt not having belt loops or pockets, he could just buy a utility kilt - they look stupid, but Wedge clearly doesn't care about looking stupid.
There's also an irony that he's engaging in a skirt-wearing protest in a way that's specifically associated with men protesting uniform codes.

You don't need to go as far as buying a utility kilt.

I mean, I think every single woman on this site has owned at least one skirt that had pockets, and likely has run across one or two you can wear with a belt.

It took me two or three minutes of shopping to find this one, and I was actually being a bit picky: Wedge doesn't seem to want anything long, so there goes your classic denim maxi skirt which would be my first choice for that kind of job. (If there's a color requirement? Dye exists...) Only possible problem is that Wedge might find a size 22 too small...

 

[Brain Problems]

You'd likely need to frame it as them using all of that as an excuse to spend Medicaid money on White AMAB people instead of on icky BIPOCs. That way you can pull in the Wokeandians and SJWs, or at least make it awkward for them to defend prioritizing bolt-ons & skull shaving for White transwomen...over things like, say, antivirals for HIV+ Black men.

Basically, make it out as part of the whole reason why we ended up with the vexillological abomination that's the Progressive Pride flag.

...and for the record and having seen some of what Medicaid will pull? Medicaid is typically broke as fuck, has an asshole tighter than Kev's amhole, and as much sense when it comes to how it'll spend money as your average troon. Things like bolt-ons and skull shaving should be so far down the spending priorities list that the money will be all spent already. Not only that, but Medicaid normally just covers your most basic bitch cheap standard surgeries. Amhole surgery is definitely not that.

(They don't even have the excuse of there being no option for bottom surgery for MtFs because technically? Stick-on pussylips do count as a standard surgery instead of an experimental, or at least come closer to not being experimental anymore of all of them by virtue of being the oldest procedure. Not only that, but of all of the options, it's the one with the highest satisfaction rating. And it doesn't make a hole of any sort, it's just yeeting the twig & berries, sticking on fake labia and calling it a day.)

Can Yank kiwis please explain why Medicaid would even cover giving Wedge a pair of fake tits? Is this part of not denying anything to anyone via a misguided notion of equality or am I missing something here based on his disabled status and/or income bracket? The idea of tax-payer money picking up the tab from Doctor Schlotkin and his crew of blade runners to effectively give Wedge a baby-boner every-time he looks down is outright horrifying.

 

[Pizdec]

Comforting to know that Wedge doesn't just write up innate, pointless munchie rants on twitter but also harasses his work place with this stuff.

I've worked overnight stocking. It is not a fun job, it is very labor intensive and you definitely need to stay hydrated, I will give Wedge that, and only that. After a certain point however, Wedge should realize the position isn't for them and perhaps find something less strenuous, but rather then ask HR or the Store Manager if they can find another position, he seems more interested in harassing HR over having to do a shitty job like a temper tantrum. The fun part is knowing the HR Rep is going to likely keep this as a case example of how to deal with someone who has Fictitious Disorder Imposed on Self. Not mention the rep is going to look up Vasovagal Syncope, and what they're likely going to take from that is "It sounds like this position isn't for you, then." Oh, and an amusing trigger to VS

is pissing, so yeah, good job Wedge, you've really convinced that HR Rep that you need to be accommodated.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Can Yank kiwis please explain why Medicaid would even cover giving Wedge a pair of fake tits? Is this part of not denying anything to anyone via a misguided notion of equality or am I missing something here based on his disabled status and/or income bracket? The idea of tax-payer money picking up the tab from Doctor Schlotkin and his crew of blade runners to effectively give Wedge a baby-boner every-time he looks down is outright horrifying.

Gender affirming care to treat dysphoria is the accepted method for that issue. For the mental defect theyre diagnosed with this can technically be the treatment so it's not seen as a luxury or something.

Medicaid is our Healthcare for people who earn under a certain amount.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Can Yank kiwis please explain why Medicaid would even cover giving Wedge a pair of fake tits? Is this part of not denying anything to anyone via a misguided notion of equality or am I missing something here based on his disabled status and/or income bracket? The idea of tax-payer money picking up the tab from Doctor Schlotkin and his crew of blade runners to effectively give Wedge a baby-boner every-time he looks down is outright horrifying.

Yes, Medicaid in Colorado covers breast augmentation for MtF trannies. It's odd because they could cover the cost of the rope and save the state a lot of money instead.

 

[Marvin]

Can Yank kiwis please explain why Medicaid would even cover giving Wedge a pair of fake tits? Is this part of not denying anything to anyone via a misguided notion of equality or am I missing something here based on his disabled status and/or income bracket? The idea of tax-payer money picking up the tab from Doctor Schlotkin and his crew of blade runners to effectively give Wedge a baby-boner every-time he looks down is outright horrifying.

In California, they refer to top surgery for FtMs as "male chest reconstruction". Similar horseshit, I'm sure.

 

[White Devil]

In California, they refer to top surgery for FtMs as "male chest reconstruction". Similar horseshit, I'm sure.

How is it considered "reconstruction"?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

How is it considered "reconstruction"?

I suppose there's a case to be made, if you suspend such quaint notions as "whose fault the damage is."

1. The troon clinic of Dr. Moreau receives another subject gender dysphoric individual to operate on.
2. All of the breast tissue is scooped out, and the troon has a bloody, horrifying mess of a chest.
3. The damage that the surgeon has done to the patient is "reconstructed."

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The only thing I would say in Wedge's defence is that skirts are apparently allowed in the warehouse, so the exclusion of shorts can't just be a health and safety measure.

This might sound old-fashioned and sexist, but IMO that indicates there's a division of labour based on actual, biological sex. Say, "females shouldn't lift over 50 pounds" or something like that. If so, his might be a perfect opportunity for our boi Wedge - he definitely won't be lifting anything over 10 pounds after his second round of crotch mangling.

 

[Easy Peasy]

If UPS drivers can wear shorts, shelf stockers can probably safely wear shorts. That's my limit on wedge autism, because I'm irritated that I actually agree with him on something. How he went about it? Retarded.

As for Kevin? I'm eagerly awaiting the apocalypse at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to take care of him for me.

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin, you never go outside. The Luftwaffe could drop a volley of 500-pounders on your roof and they'd have to send you a tweet to let you know you've been bombed.