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Gun Barrel City Texas said:
Diaperwolf summons the bandios
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Man the oxygen deprivation must really be doing a number on his brain. You can't want to be Cop and be in a biker gang, most MCs forbid policemen and prison guards from membership. Also the minor detail that Striker's a meatbomb that gets winded from pacing indoors kinda hinders any law enforcement and/or extralegal career delusions he has from becoming reality.
 
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BillRiley said:
Relax. This guy is passably entertaining. Kind of like a combination of Jace and Chris-Tran. Plus, he's been doing this schtick for almost a year now. Gotta respect that kind of commitment.
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No, the issue is when the cow turned up the thread jumped a dozen pages in one night, while there were literally only a handful of responses - not from him, but from the users here (because quite honestly we already know striker is dumb as fuck) - that were actually funny in those pages. It's becoming a trend that a good thread just goes to shit the moment the person of interest shows up.
 
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Jaimas said:
About 8 or 9 years ago, we had a funeral for some guy who was like 400 pounds. They couldn't fit him in a coffin, and ultimately wound up burying him in a crate of the sort used to ship large industrial machinery.
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Just wading through this shitstorm at the moment, got a ways to go before I get to the end but this made me remember something.

Years ago, some guy again got really fat and needed to be taken to the hospital. They couldn't fit him through the door so they tore down the side of his house to get him out. That's not the worst part.

He was over 600 pounds and they didn't have an ambulance large enough to carry him so they had to borrow something from the local aquarium. That's not the worst part though.

There were news helicopters following him and the reporter commented on the type of vehicle used to carry him. They said something like, "it's typically used to carry large, seagoing mammals". Yes you heard it right. He was literally called a whale on national television.

And back to the reading...
 
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I like how he generically addresses "bikers" in this video. Just, like, yeah, any bikers who hear this, kill Null please. No, I'm not offering you money or anything, just kill him. Also it's totally Null's fault I can't be a biker.
 
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Level20Wizard said:
What's @blazerwolf 's favorite animu?
EDIT: Just caught up, did not notice the amount of sperg.

Anywho. Is the novelty of Strikerwolf gone and blown up like he is?
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Naw. We just need less sperging and memes if he returns.

MarineTrainedTard said:
I like how he generically addresses "bikers" in this video. Just, like, yeah, any bikers who hear this, kill Null please. No, I'm not offering you money or anything, just kill him.
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