Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
His employers literally threatened him with firing if he didn't knock off his bullshit on Twitter. He refused to do so because he thought they were full of shit.

You could literally pay Bob not to tweet and he still couldn't do it. It's an addiction he can't control.
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The good news is you'll have a literal on/off switch for Bob
 
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I thought I would throw this on here because of Bob's China fetish. It's an interesting series of YT videos that detail how the People's Republic of China may be screwed in the long term. Part 3 (Water) was of interest to me because of how the Chinese government is willing to spend to $100B on a water diversion project rather than the simple and cheaper solution of charging more for water and more efficient ways of managing it. It reminds me of how Bob is in love with engineering megaprojects for their own sake because he loves "the science™"rather than what's practical.

Part 4 (National Insecurity) reminds me of how Bob, like the PRC, is a belligerent asshole and I do believe that a small part of it is playing up to his base. Hence why you see him doubling down whenever he's called out on his bullshit, but I believe that he's at least 75% a true believer.

 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
MediaMongoloid thinks it has potential possibly because it's only redeeming factor is that it'll piss off MAGApedes, everyone else not withstanding.
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Bob is a prisoner of the unevolved past. No one will care that some poorly Korean drawn characters acting like flamers exists on a streaming service. This isn't the era of broadcast television, where you can stumble across something objectionable by accident.

The only thing Middle America and the Blue Hitlers go nuts about is the grooming shit. Put a couple twerking lolis in that technicolor nightmare and you've got yourself a controversy.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
I thought I would throw this on here because of Bob's China fetish. It's an interesting series of YT videos that detail how the People's Republic of China may be screwed in the long term. Part 3 (Water) was of interest to me because of how the Chinese government is willing to spend to $100B on a water diversion project rather than the simple and cheaper solution of charging more for water and more efficient ways of managing it. It reminds me of how Bob is in love with engineering megaprojects for their own sake because he loves "the science™"rather than what's practical.

Part 4 (National Insecurity) reminds me of how Bob, like the PRC, is a belligerent asshole and I do believe that a small part of it is playing up to his base. Hence why you see him doubling down whenever he's called out on his bullshit, but I believe that he's at least 75% a true believer.

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China is living on borrowed time and American money.

Much like Bob, now that I think of it.
 
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TowinKarz said:
Not weird, but caustic...

Weird kids like honest autists or the cripplingly shy attract bullying for behaviors that are odd, despite meaning well .

Bob types have confrontational personalities, qualities that provoke bullying and keep it up far longer.

The hyperactive kid who likes trains too much eventually learns to tone it down or segregate himself to his own lunch table.

Bob jumps in to every fight, unable to take the L and let the under evolved win, even when nothing is at stake.
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I had to use a VPN and escape to Burgerland just to share this video because my faggot European country wants Google to real-ID me just to view the fucking thing, but it was worth it because this is exactly how I imagine Bob was in high school.

Can't embed it in the thread because again YouTube is shit but see if I'm wrong.
 
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Positron said:
Another problem is that claiming something is a joke would not let you off the SJW hook. Every single instance of blackface has been a joke. Every rape joke is, tautologically, a joke. There is no joke more archetypical than Count Dankula teaching his pug to sieg heil, but he still got fined. Indeed at least 80% of what SJWs want to cancel are jokes (the rest are factual statements like "transwomen are men" and "blacks are academically underachievers and are prone to criminality"). In a society so puritanical as to penalize speech, claiming your offending statements as "jokes" would only add to the crime.

And who are Bobby trying to impress anyway? SJWs will not accept his "joke" defense. Reasonable people like us will laugh and let him pass if we are convinced he has really been joking -- but the fact is that we aren't convinced at all! The frequency, the virulence, and the way his hateful rhetorics has rubbed off on his idiot little brother all tell us that he means every word of it. So the only possibility is that Bobby defends himself from himself. He keeps repeating this lie to himself, to convince himself that he is a good person, despite people shaking their fists at his genocidal rage.
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"Impress" is the part that's hard to digest.

There are some true believers in ideologies that overlap with Bob's - but in all fairness, none would take it to his level. As you've wonderfully documented, they dunk on him or block his stupid ass daily. Those people, for the most part, see the constructive or societal value stemming from exploring those political ideas. That's fantastic. Shared ideas through discourse helps grow and improve society.

Bob and his satellites aren't that. He hates himself but is so sickeningly narcissistic that he can't accept that any of his misfortunes are his fault. The result is daily screeching - not toward anything constructive, but blame from sunup to sundown. One side's ideology stresses hard work and personal accountability as the path to success. Bob hates them with a passion. He shills for the farthest reaching members of the team that cries that the deck is always stacked against them and they can't win no matter how hard they try.

So who's impressed? The same shitty losers with the same shitty attitude as Bob, focused on blaming everyone else for their misfortunes instead of appreciating what they have and making the best of it. Great crowd. Lot of fun, those people. I empathize; I felt this way for some time. Then I turned 14.

Let's suppose I approached Bob and his crowd and dropped some facts. Those of us in the Western world are living in the greatest time to be alive. Food is everywhere. Entertainment has never been so inexpensive and easily accessible. We're living in the age of indoor plumbing, which is just the best. The EEOC of 1972 prohibits employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin. Would a single one even acknowledge how undeniably fair this arrangement is or bitch and moan that a transgendered person hasn't walked on the moon yet?
 
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UserAccess said:
Is it a crime for a "Maga chud" to hit Bob in the mouth with a padlock on a chain? Sure it is. And I hope the offender's prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. It won't stop me from laughing my ass off when Bob's picking up his broken Chiclets scattered across the parking lot.
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Unlike Moviebob, I don't advocate violence against people I disagree with. However, I can't prevent others from engaging in violence against thsoe they disagree with. So, let's assume that someone wants to risk serious jail time and pops Bob in the mouth with said padlock on a chain. This improvised weapon pops Bob with enough force that he gets knocked to the ground. I would walk up to him as he lies prone, point downward toward him, laugh as hard and as loud as possible, and boast, "Remember, Bob: No bad tactics!"
 
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No. No they are not.
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Some arfing retards in his comments sorta, kinda agree with him but only by saying that bleep sfx over audio of swearing is funny.
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You know what? I do agree. I always preferred Jackass when it was on TV because the bleeping of the swearing left it to the theater of the mind to fill in the blanks. What Bob is doing is not the same by any stretch of the imagination. It's in fucking print you retard. There's no funny sound to be a clear rimshot. Plus if you do it wrong you get things like this other response.
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"You are a fag/fat cunt"? I mean, I agree that Bob is a fag/fat cunt but can you see where confusion can arise? I need to ask, did any of you turn into a roflcopter because you saw two asterisks where the letters should be? No? Congratulations. You are not a barely functioning autist and you have some grasp at what is funny.
 
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Positron said:
There are quite a few new faces.
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Note the "harmless victim" narrative, a fucking cliché for SJWs.
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Looks like we have a Flavor-Aid guzzler here. Too bad it's too late to give him a one-way ticket to Jonestown.

And of course Bob is (mostly) harmless. The man is too cowardly to act out his own fantasies and demands that the government do it for him.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
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"You are a fag/fat cunt"? I mean, I agree that Bob is a fag/fat cunt but can you see where confusion can arise? I need to ask, did any of you turn into a roflcopter because you saw two asterisks where the letters should be? No? Congratulations. You are not a barely functioning autist and you have some grasp at what is funny.
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the full quote is from Malcolm Tucker in The Thick Of It:
"You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing, so I'll sort that: you are a boring F-star-star-cunt!"
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
I thought I would throw this on here because of Bob's China fetish. It's an interesting series of YT videos that detail how the People's Republic of China may be screwed in the long term. Part 3 (Water) was of interest to me because of how the Chinese government is willing to spend to $100B on a water diversion project rather than the simple and cheaper solution of charging more for water and more efficient ways of managing it. It reminds me of how Bob is in love with engineering megaprojects for their own sake because he loves "the science™"rather than what's practical.

Part 4 (National Insecurity) reminds me of how Bob, like the PRC, is a belligerent asshole and I do believe that a small part of it is playing up to his base. Hence why you see him doubling down whenever he's called out on his bullshit, but I believe that he's at least 75% a true believer.

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Chinese Moviebob would be on Twitter raging about how the rice farmers cost his glorious nation the Great Leap Forward it deserves.
 
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Nigniggerson said:
I wasn't even aware of the plug on Howard Stern and had to do some reading, it really does put the Movieblob's obscurity in a whole new level of failure.

Also, lol at Stern's co-host Robin Quivers' quote about Bob - "he probably hates everything, it gets him more attention."
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Wait what?
 
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