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[KiwiFuzz]

I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me.

I need to hear this now.

It's been a while since we had #content as fulfilling as the Mortal Kombat video.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

These are being sent to me, someone wants them released slowly to maximize the torture. There is more coming and I'll post it as soon as I have it.

It's God's work you're doing.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope the Mounties are seeing his tweets. How many cops can one idiot piss off without someone quietly working him over at some point?

You know any kind of "working over" would be fetishized beyond all recognition.

I mean hell, his telling of his mom getting cuffed read like Derek Chauvin buck breaking pron.

 

[artilleryfroth]

You know any kind of "working over" would be fetishized beyond all recognition.

I mean hell, his telling of his mom getting cuffed read like Derek Chauvin buck breaking pron.

I know you know that I meant a simple beating, but yes maybe that would get him excited.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Does anyone know what "discriminatory policies" the whale is complaining about?

 

[Short Stack]

I know you know that I meant a simple beating, but yes maybe that would get him excited.

A long drive in the back of a squad car into the forest with nothing said by the Cops.
Let him believe they have a pre dug hole ready for him.

 

[artilleryfroth]

A long drive in the back of a squad car into the forest with nothing said by the Cops.
Let him believe they have a pre dug hole ready for him.

To be realistic, they should have some dozers parked nearby. He surely knows on some level how fat he is.

Does anyone know what "discriminatory policies" the whale is complaining about?

In which lawsuit? Usually he claims troon discrimination, but he’s recently branched out into hearing loss discrimination, and is currently working up a “support dog” discrimination. Surely Jewish discrimination is next.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

In which lawsuit? Usually he claims troon discrimination, but he’s recently branched out into hearing loss discrimination, and is currently working up a “support dog” discrimination. Surely Jewish discrimination is next.

He's gonna be in debt to countless lawyers.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

In which lawsuit? Usually he claims troon discrimination, but he’s recently branched out into hearing loss discrimination, and is currently working up a “support dog” discrimination. Surely Jewish discrimination is next.

In the tweet.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

Rub the crease inside of your bent arm. That's the extent of Jon's sexual sensation for the rest of his life.

 

[Short Stack]

To be realistic, they should have some dozers parked nearby. He surely knows on some level how fat he is.

The local landfill instead of the forest then, they have heavy equipment AND a special area for toxic waste

Come on, it’s genuinely funny to hear how he thinks women masturbate. Woman up and listen, you’ll wet your pads laughing.

If only we could hack his porn library

 

[Death Grip]

This is the worst phone sex audition ever.

I used to follow the blog of someone in that line of work and was amused by the household objects that they deployed to simulate sex sounds. Bearing that in mind, what is it Yaniv doing that makes it sound like he is masturbating while eating crisps? Or is he actually eating crisps? Because that's a level of degenerate multitasking that you usually only see in people from Newcastle.

Ultimately, this recording leaves behind more questions than it answers.

When you say Newcastle do you mean Newcastle upon Tyne or Newcastle upon Lyne or another Newcastle based over the pond?

Hazmat suits for the soul need to be created to protect innocent people (us) from hazardous demons (Yaniv and his crunchy indecency).

Seriously. I clicked and paused after a few seconds because I felt a piece of me withering away.

There are no innocent people on this website.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Oh, is Jonny Boy being a sexist prick? And JY's disrespectful to the Mounties. Again.

Given that this person is internationally known to be a creep, they shouldn't really be picking a fight against law enforcement officers.
This is a stupid idea even in Canada, but I digress.

A long drive in the back of a squad car into the forest with nothing said by the Cops.
Let him believe they have a pre dug hole ready for him.

They're so infamous that it's actually surprising we didn't see any news about local vigilantes coming for them.

 

[Orangutans]

A quick and dirty transcript...

Starts off mumbling.
0.12 Arianna Arianna Arianna
0.22 eat me out, eat me out baby
0.28 ya
0.34 work at that clit, work it.
0.37 I got…
0.39 mmm, ya
0.42 mmm baby
0.49 lick..lick that up and down.
0.52 Ah ya.
Heavy tranny groaning going on…
1.10 (too many crunching sounds to decipher his words of ecstasy)
1.15 I’d just like to say…I don’t know
1.16 so much fun
1.22 lock my legs into yours
1.24 just bring it close
1.27 Feel your warmth against my skin
1.32 I love you
1.34 this is how(?) pussy(?) in here

Slap, slap, slap. slap, slap ad nauseam

1.51 Ya

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In between him "speaking" was a lot of crisp crunching sounds, huffing/puffing, groans from yaniv. All I can say is that it took me longer than 1.53 to decipher. I think yaniv needs to subscribe to a better quality of porn if this is what he's learned. Those poor, poor lesbians.

You had to listen to that at least twice to transcribe it. Thanks for saving my ears.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

1.10 (too many crunching sounds to decipher his words of ecstasy)

Nnnggg yeah, that's why I [?] like right next to me. [I need you to?]

 

[Say What Now?]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

Sounds like Pop Rocks.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Less quick transcript

garbled masturbating noises with some mumbling pussy feels good so wet ahhhhh ahhh Arianna ah ahhhh Arianna ah ahh yeah ahhh eat me out yeah baby awe yeah uh honey uh work that clit work it harder mmm yeah mmm baby ah uh can you like lick that up and down awe yeah uh uh uh uh hu mmmyeah uh I want you like right next to me [I bet you could?] loud noise I just like just I don't know it's like so much fun ah like lock my legs into yours mhh just like bring you close just like feel your warmth against my skin ahh I love you this is how wet my pussy is you can hear it dry pussy sounds and "ahs" yeah

 

[Bawbag]

This is the most Islamic content yet.

 

[Anstiv]

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May I present John aggressively slapping his "pussy"

This is more disgusting than the gunt video somehow. I feel violated just listening to this. God what the fuck

ETA:
I watched this three or so hours ago. I still feel deeply uncomfortable. I feel even more uncomfortable knowing that that freak is jacking off to the thought of that.

I've seen goatse, I've seen whatever the fuck. I've seen a lot of shit on /b/ gore threads, or other just insane shit people post. This downright has to be one of the most fucked up things ever recorded.

It's like the "I'd fuck me" scene from Silence of the Lambs, except it's real. He's real, and he probably has fucking corpses in his basement who's skin he wears.
I wish I hadn't seen that

ETA 2:

This fits too perfectly