StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[WachtAmWeb]

Are we absolutely positive that this isn't a Deagle Nation spinoff where they put Tyce in a fat suit and wolf mask?

at this point I don't care if he's a troll. He's still a 500-pound landwhale who's willingly leaked dick pics (>implying it's not a micro-clit), name, home address etc onto the web. Even if the babyfur/KKK obsession/dank swordz shit was all fake, he'd still be a lolcow!

 

[BillRiley]

No, the issue is when the cow turned up the thread jumped a dozen pages in one night, while there were literally only a handful of responses - not from him, but from the users here (because quite honestly we already know striker is dumb as fuck) - that were actually funny in those pages. It's becoming a trend that a good thread just goes to shit the moment the person of interest shows up.

Well, I admit that it's not a very good , but I think it's the funniest thing going right now.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I'd like to remind everyone concerned about him being a fake that @DirkBloodStormKing has vouched for his authenticity.

One of the biggest red flags that I believe occurred with Jace is that there weren't any people who seemed to be able to corroborate his existence in the years leading up to Deagle Nation. Someone who makes a big ass of themselves as a cow, you can expect there will be a few people who remember them and can verify their legitimacy.

 

[Jaiman]

I'm glad he took my earlier advice:

Ever heard of MS paint?

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

 

[D.Angus]

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Isis pigs or Russian and Italian chefs?

You be the judge.

 

[Handsome Pete]

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Pictured: Chef Paul Prudhomme and the delightful mustache pixie who floats over his shoulder and tells him what to do.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

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Wait, did he seriously edit a picture of one of the Slaton Sisters?

 

[Conrix]

Wait, did he seriously edit a picture of one of the Slaton Sisters?

While simultaneously missing that he's nearly their size. Yeah.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

 

[fishercat]

I feel like most of his tweets are just random words and the name Null tossed into a blender.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I was wondering when he was gonna shoehorn that in there. I thought for sure he'd be pissed about the shooter being gay & black, but alas.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

This guy really has a hateboner for Null. I wonder if he beats up a pillow with Null's face on it while masturbating furiously.

 

[The Dude]

This guy really has a hateboner for Null. I wonder if he beats up a pillow with Null's face on it while masturbating furiously.

That's why he's so pissy; he is so fat he can't reach his tiny pee-pee to masturbate. He probably hasn't been able to look down and see his dick since childhood.

 

[Conrix]

This guy really has a hateboner for Null. I wonder if he beats up a pillow with Null's face on it while masturbating furiously.

Well, Null is the supposed ringleader of the site, and thus the brunt of every lolcow's impotent rage.

 

[SP 199]

I ship Striker/Slatons

 

[The Master Debater]

LOOK AT HIS TWITTER REPLIES

AHAAHHAHHAAHAH

 

[JU 199]

I wonder if he beats up a pillow with Null's face on it while masturbating furiously.

Looks like he's recently acquired a null fuckpillow

 

[Abethedemon]

Striker thinking the farm is full of ISIS supporters reminds me of ADF thinking the farms is full of gamergaters.

 

[JU 199]

Striker thinking the farm is full of ISIS supporters reminds me of ADF thinking the farms is full of gamergaters.

Striker's gamergate assault van is a stolen Iraqi jeep driven by hooligans guzzling redbull while screaming 'death to america'