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[glass_houses]

I give it 30 days till someone uses this as a username.

Hey @Null can I change my username to @detachable_clit?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Hey @Null can I change my username to @detachable_clit?

You absolutely have to put “my clitoris is gone, I don’t know where it is” as your subtitle

 

[Jack Awful]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Ah, yes, just like a real woman.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Fuck, imagine being the doctor who has to inform their mentally ill sexpest patient that their frankenclit fell off.

Doctor's spouse: "How was work today, honey?"

Doctor: "You'll never believe what I had to tell a patient today..."

 

[Wyzzerd]

Oh goody, are we going on a quest to throw The One Clit into Mount Troon? I'll pack my things immediately!

I should have known I'd be called to help such a task when I joined the farms...


I'll help but I am NOT touching that thing! The poor bastard who does may as well jump in with it because nobody could live with themselves after carrying such a cursed object.

 

[Coily]

This is a Clive Barker short story.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I can't see how you don't become part of the 41% after this.

 

[Reverend]

This is a Clive Barker short story.

I don't even think him or John Carpenter would touch this story with a 10' extension pole tipped with Johnny's dead dick.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Patients paying you to mutilate them and getting weekly updates on how their bodies rot more and more with time. This is like the wet dream of some horror movie scientist or butcher. The best part is that he literally admits it's his fault at the end so i guess that's a voice clip that could be exploited later in a courtroom.

"My clitoris fell off" is a phrase that just shows you the craziness of clown world. It's so absurd and horrific, i love it.

Oh well, NO REFUNDS!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't even think him or John Carpenter would touch this story with a 10' extension pole tipped with Johnny's dead dick.

John Waters would do it.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I’m pretty shocked that he admitted it’s his fault because he “doesn’t take care of it” like 99% of trannies because they regret it.

i am also shocked he didn’t share the pictures asking his followers to play “find my clit”.

 

[Dagobert]

The more I read about Yaniv, I keep getting undercut in my expectations. It only gets worse.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Scenario: Jonathan Yaniv neglects clitoris until one day he looks around and clitoris is nowhere to be found. Yaniv doesn't notice the letter that was left on the soap dispenser.
Two weeks later...

 

[lil retard]

but when I hear the fear and desperation in his voice I still feel bad for him. This is a man who realized too late that he ruined his own life and now it's too late to go back, it's pretty fucked up when you think about it.

It couldn't have happened to a better person. I felt bad when it happened to Jazz because his mom made him transition but this is all Yaniv's doing and he's a pedo on top of it.

 

[one_time_user]

dear baby jesus, I don't believe in you so I have never asked you for anything before but just in case you are real, I am requesting Jonathan to get flesh eating disease on his ax wound. pretty pretty please? It's the only way he's getting his pussy eaten out. thank you. amen.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

No more topless no parents allowed pool party for you Johnny. Get fucked Yaniv.

Not that you'll feel it.

 

[Aqua Panda]

So I get the feeling this ties into the bathroom emergency services saga more that we realize.

He was calling out emergency services twice daily to get him out of the tub. I'm thinking the rot has been ongoing for awhile over him being unable to clean and properly maintain the area after surgery.

 

[Kero]

I’m scared to know his clit is out there somewhere.. watching..

Waiting..

 

[Dread First]

I came here to laugh at a fat man with cheap lipstick and a shitty wig riding a scooty puff. When the hell did this thread turn into a Guro thread on 4chan?

 

[Dyn]

lol owned