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Those of you surprised: Jazz Jenning's fauxgina fell apart, too, and he is/was a celebrity with the best medical care in the States looking after it. It was only a matter of time till another tranny cow's stinkditch rotted.
 
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HomerSimpson said:
I don't think stink ditches have clits though. Even the way he described it, sounds like he thinks they used the glans to make a clit. Which would be massive and begging for issues given needing to change the way the veins pump blood.
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It varies by procedure but a lot of amholes do have dickhead-clits. They shave the tissue down to make it clitoris sized, which tends to result in a significant loss of sensitivity (thus why Kevin masturbates for hours to try and obtain orgasm).

It does indeed come with issues, predominately that erectile tissue can end up causing weird swellings - Jazz pisses at an angle as a result of erectile tissue blocking some of his urethra.

The issue with blood supply you identified can lead to necrosis. It's a known complication of clitoroplasty to the point that journals show research to reduce it happening so much, and note that SRS surgeons don't share their techniques with each other to keep a competitive edge. This surgical outcome might actually not be Yaniv's fault (although all the shit he's done hasn't helped), he might have just gotten a cowboy to do the hack job.
 
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Weeb Slinger said:
These are words to chill the bone right down to the marrow.

Ordinarily, the loss of Yaniv's clitoris would be an excuse for filling the skies above Endor with fireworks and joining the Ewoks in a joyous chorus of Yuk Nub. If Yaniv's clitoris is MIA then all celebrations are off. Tell the Ewoks to pack away their tribal drums and organise search parties. Yaniv's bovine gaze is already scanning his rancid environment, like a sluggish eye of Sauron, in search of his missing body part. We must beat him to it. We must end this now.

Where is Yaniv's refurbished dick? It didn't just vanish - the universe is never that kind.

Has it found its way to the Shire? Can somebody do a wellness check on Frodo Baggins?

Was it washed down the drain? Is it in the water supply?

Did a moose eat it? Is it in the goddamn food chain? I know meat can be expensive in Canada, but this isn't he answer

Detachable Penis, by King Missile, is an endearing 3-minute slice of Generation X surrealism. Yaniv's detachable clitoris is the kind of public health crisis that has actors of the calibre of Dustin Hoffman and Bryan Cranston slamming their bare fists on the desk of the mayor and demanding that something be done, before it is too late.

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Sir, that was goddamn poetic and brought a tear to my old eyes. God bless.

Who'd have thought Johnny boys rotting pseudo clit going awol could be a muse for artistry...
 
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