Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[SofondaCox]

Jon has been on an aggressive masturbation regimen for decades. It is entirely possible that he has been frustrated by the difficulty achieving orgasm with his noveau mosaic genitalia and tugged that little nubbin right the fuck off.

He will never orgasm again.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

A septic shock is pretty bad based.

FTFY fren.

 

[Sissy]

The dikes of their transbian vagina are giving way to water, the clitoral will sink

 

[DuckofDoom]

I smell a lawsuit in the air.

I'm pretty sure that's just the necrosis you're smelling there. It's easy to confuse those two smells because most tranny lawsuits are dead on arival.

 

[Blackstar]

So now that even Janiv's attempt to "become" a woman is collapsing in on itself, what the chance the he will commit suicide in minecraft? That's if his body doesn't rot away first.

 

[MugolEx]

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

If you really want to be a girl. Just become a trap and take it up the ass like a man!

 

[Alcatraz]

I didn't think my day would ever start off by reading about someones fakegina crumbling to pieces, but thanks, you've effectively made my dick retreat back into my body out of pure, visceral disgust.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

excuse my retardation but how that would work as a clit? i mean is just a piece of meat, there is no way it has all the conective tissue and all of that

Not very well, loss of sexual function is quite common with dick chop surgeries. Grafted dick clits are cosmetic attachments, in the best case scenario they still lack the nerve density and internal structure of real clits. In poorer outcomes there's no sensation due to scar tissue or things just not healing right, and if you're really unlucky like Jonny it just falls right off.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if it got stuck to the sticky part of a sanitary napkin.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

And there are people who argue in favor of prepubescent HRT and gender reassignment because "DURR IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL BIG BOY VAG!".
Everybody who lets a butcher do that to their genitals deserves to suffer the consequences.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Okay, okay okay. This is comedy gold, maybe pinnacle of anything to ever happen. I'm crackling over here.
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Men don't have vaginas lmao

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Has it found its way to the Shire? Can somebody do a wellness check on Frodo Baggins?

Oh goody, are we going on a quest to throw The One Clit into Mount Troon? I'll pack my things immediately!

 

[zyclonPD]

It's raining clit! Hallelujah!
It's raining clit! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely gangrenous!
It's raining clit! Hallelujah!
It's raining clit! Every specimen!
Mangled, rotting, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

 

[Thumb Butler]

I can picture mom, auntie and JY on their knees looking for the clit. All of them shouting NOTHING OVER HEEERE!!!! and making a lot of noise.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

If it is litterally rotting and falling apart as WG kitty's post above indicates then maybe he is actually so horrified by his stink ditch that he can't even stand to look at it himself, and as a result is hopefully edging closer and closer to the 41%

 

[Ron Jeremy]

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

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"Urine hit it? Chance in a million!"

 

[HumptiDouji]

Why isn't he screaming..."I'LL SUE"
This would be an excellent case for medical malpractice, probably with a big payout .
Odd?

To my understanding, I don't think you can actually sue for this, because tranny surgery is a bunch of bullshit and is determined to be a cosmetic thing, which has looser rules, there's not much in legal standards. He'd essentially be pleading to the judge that he had his genitals mangled and disfigured, but not in the way he wanted.
If there was a proper legal standard, troonoplasty would probably be a lot rarer and more expensive, because the 'field' is a grift spearheaded by the kind of person who, 100 years ago, would be convincing people to let them put an icepick through their orbit and to pay them money for the privilege.

Just be happy being a dude ffs. It's not that bad.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

 

[Adolphin]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Yaniv's clitoris is on the loose? I'm heading to church, this is clearly the work of satan.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Even his clit cannot stand him. Harsh.