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I'm listening to DSP's Kiwifarms rant right now and all I can say is what the fuck? Like from an outsider perspective, I can totally understand the hate Kiwifarms can get, so forming an argument that makes the Kiwifarms sound bad isn't exactly difficult in my POV. But man, Phil sounds like he is fucking drunk during this. He fucks up every single argument I've ever heard him make, like fuck.
 
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If Kiwi Farms had never existed Phil would still be a laughably pathetic mentally ill piece of shit and the exact same things would have happened to him.

If Phil had never started YouTube and made the decision to broadcast his life for money anyone who had to interact with him in real life would gossip to other people who knew him about what a laughably pathetic asshole he is who makes disgusting goblin noises, and eventually after they got tired of his shit they would work individually and together to bring the misery to his life that he inflicts on theirs.

Remember the bank job Phil? Where you were jealous of your manager dating a co-worker so you told his boss on him? And everyone told you to go fuck yourself?
Remember Best Buy? Where your department got shut down because you did the bare minimum you thought you could get away with so the department didn't even do enough business to be solvent? And when your boss told you you would have to be a floor salesman you told him to eat shit because "that's not what my contract says"? So he shit-canned your ass the second you violated any company policy?
Remember when you had a summer internship selling life insurance and no one you called all summer would talk to you and you didn't sell a single policy? And then you told the company to "Go fuck yourself"? And then your stupid ass put them down as a reference at the next job you were trying to get and they honestly told them "Phil sucks at business, he's a horrible salesperson, he's not cut out for it, don't even waste your time with him"?

Were these people somehow "Kiwi Farms" even though all this happened 8 to 10 years before it existed?
No one likes delusional, narcissistic, compulsively lying assholes who make goblin noises to assert their manhood Phil.

Edit: Narcissists hate having their lies and bad behavior documented. Of course Phil will take any opportunity to shit on the people who do so and the platform they do it on. He can't accept that most of the trolling he has ever faced originated with disgruntled ex-fans of his that he was personally an asshole to.
 
Unfortunately, Modapox doesn't know how to do a simple sum, since $66 + $33 isn't $100, buddy. But what could you expect anything from someone that behaves like this:

18/04/2021 10:57:35 AM < modapox: is the crossbow even good in this game?
18/04/2021 11:01:59 AM < modapox: wouldn't it not be an apollenocalypse?
18/04/2021 11:07:24 AM < modapox: it was fish and chips
18/04/2021 11:07:44 AM < modapox: Moroccan
18/04/2021 11:08:00 AM < modapox: australian?
18/04/2021 11:08:49 AM < modapox: what the fuck why did no one say this?
18/04/2021 11:10:11 AM < modapox: I bet it's actually delicious
18/04/2021 11:11:33 AM < modapox: Hawaiian chefs PogChamp
18/04/2021 11:13:25 AM < modapox: succulent information
18/04/2021 11:14:34 AM < modapox: GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG GlitchNRG
18/04/2021 11:16:08 AM < modapox: john wick mode
18/04/2021 11:17:39 AM < modapox: driftwood is the most generic fantasy name ever LUL
18/04/2021 11:18:32 AM < modapox: @stranded_ostrich a strip club where you actively try not to get hard LUL
18/04/2021 11:19:44 AM < modapox: StinkyGlitch MLB
18/04/2021 11:20:15 AM < modapox: Skyri -- oh...
18/04/2021 11:20:54 AM < modapox: but not side K for side KICK
18/04/2021 11:23:29 AM < modapox: huh
18/04/2021 11:23:38 AM < modapox: very strange
18/04/2021 11:26:41 AM < modapox: half life 2
18/04/2021 11:29:50 AM < modapox: the subalypse
18/04/2021 11:37:38 AM < modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 11:40:48 AM < modapox: roguelikes aren't linear
18/04/2021 11:43:45 AM < modapox: MONEY
18/04/2021 11:45:11 AM < modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 11:49:20 AM < modapox: VOCK
18/04/2021 11:50:40 AM < modapox: no fomo
18/04/2021 11:51:42 AM < modapox: RE is so oveplayed
18/04/2021 11:52:31 AM < modapox: also evergreen
18/04/2021 11:53:35 AM < modapox: @Kinggoken what did you do this time LUL
18/04/2021 11:55:41 AM < modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 11:56:04 AM < modapox: Fuckin idiot LUL
18/04/2021 11:58:22 AM < modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 11:59:00 AM < modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 12:05:33 PM <% modapox: lemme see the crown
18/04/2021 12:05:35 PM <% modapox: oh cool
18/04/2021 12:06:32 PM <% modapox: cally dooty
18/04/2021 12:14:36 PM <% modapox: @fredo_frelo213 what's he ranting about this time?
18/04/2021 12:15:08 PM <% modapox: pretty baller song
18/04/2021 12:15:40 PM <% modapox: shroud is a dumb fuck
18/04/2021 12:16:54 PM <% modapox: cheer50 can you remind me how these wagers work?
18/04/2021 12:18:25 PM <%$ modapox: isn't that against twitchs tos??
18/04/2021 12:19:30 PM <%$ modapox: cheer50 go wild west with a revolver
18/04/2021 12:22:38 PM <%$ modapox: time to wager I guess LUL
18/04/2021 12:25:15 PM <%$ modapox: ok I voted
18/04/2021 12:26:03 PM <%$ modapox: wow generous
18/04/2021 12:29:42 PM <%$ modapox: LUL wow
18/04/2021 12:32:11 PM <%$ modapox: WOW
18/04/2021 12:32:13 PM <%$ modapox: lol
18/04/2021 12:34:30 PM <%$ modapox: lower it to 3
18/04/2021 12:41:30 PM <$% modapox: the miranda july vaccine
18/04/2021 12:43:35 PM <%$ modapox: LUL daaaamn
18/04/2021 12:44:37 PM <%$ modapox: garrison NotLikeThis
18/04/2021 12:45:10 PM <%$ modapox: he won't eat ass but he loves shooting in them LUL
18/04/2021 12:45:49 PM <%$ modapox: YES
18/04/2021 12:46:31 PM <%$ modapox: F
18/04/2021 12:47:44 PM <%$ modapox: that aim is the worse I've ever seen LUL
18/04/2021 12:47:58 PM <%$ modapox: a blind man could aim better
18/04/2021 12:48:06 PM <%$ modapox: DAMN
18/04/2021 12:48:13 PM <%$ modapox: right in the noggin LUL
18/04/2021 12:49:26 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 12:49:42 PM <%$ modapox: last man standing over here LUL
18/04/2021 12:51:14 PM <%$ modapox: in the ass
18/04/2021 12:53:26 PM <%$ modapox: spam in a can is a delicious man
18/04/2021 12:54:46 PM <$% modapox: ok here we go
18/04/2021 12:58:01 PM <$ modapox: next wager "can I get 812 one shot kills"
18/04/2021 1:04:38 PM <%$ modapox: 2 more
18/04/2021 1:05:57 PM <%$ modapox: 10 dude
18/04/2021 1:06:21 PM <%$ modapox: well fuck
18/04/2021 1:09:06 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
18/04/2021 1:15:28 PM <%$ modapox: @theparadox988 I'd pay full price for cod so long as its boneless

19/04/2021 11:37:44 AM <%$ modapox: what a dunce
19/04/2021 11:38:49 AM <%$ modapox: @snowkarl_ only in third world countries
19/04/2021 11:53:06 AM <$% modapox: @0nlybans LUL
19/04/2021 11:55:03 AM <%$ modapox: @PinkishViolet why are you sad??
19/04/2021 11:57:03 AM <%$ modapox: DELICIOUS

20/04/2021 10:35:49 AM <%$ modapox: !schedule
20/04/2021 10:36:13 AM <%$ modapox: hmm
20/04/2021 11:06:39 AM <%$ modapox: cheer50 if you could be a commentator for an esports game, what would you choose?
20/04/2021 11:08:22 AM <%$ modapox: @eastsydejasper hello
20/04/2021 11:09:06 AM <$% modapox: nier ly bored
20/04/2021 11:25:46 AM <%$ modapox: overwatch 0.2 you mean LUL
20/04/2021 11:29:51 AM <%$ modapox: @jbowler21 hello
20/04/2021 11:30:40 AM <$% modapox: comparing Battleborn to Overwatch is like comparing Jupiter to a potato
20/04/2021 11:33:13 AM <%$ modapox: wow...
20/04/2021 11:34:16 AM <%$ modapox: Adam West > George Clooney, Michael Keaton, Ben Affleck, Christian Bale, Robert Pattinson
20/04/2021 11:36:11 AM <%$ modapox: "WHAT A DUNCE"
20/04/2021 11:37:30 AM <%$ modapox: I do
20/04/2021 11:37:50 AM <%$ modapox: GOOD FUCKING NIGHT
20/04/2021 11:39:30 AM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 11:41:03 AM <%$ modapox: god is a waifu <3
20/04/2021 11:42:18 AM <%$ modapox: dspCringe
20/04/2021 11:43:10 AM <%$ modapox: dspLUL
20/04/2021 11:44:31 AM <%$ modapox: eye are land
20/04/2021 11:45:22 AM <%$ modapox: the irish are out in force today I see LUL
20/04/2021 12:07:24 PM <%$ modapox: I think insomniacs should play this game
20/04/2021 12:07:32 PM <%$ modapox: so they can fall the fuck asleep during it
20/04/2021 12:08:08 PM <$% modapox: @SirSpartanKing this is true :(
20/04/2021 12:11:46 PM <%$ modapox: leapfrog the nerd dspPepe
20/04/2021 12:14:06 PM <%$ modapox: BIG SUB
20/04/2021 12:19:12 PM <$% modapox: super powered rawwrrr
20/04/2021 12:19:37 PM <%$ modapox: !playlist
20/04/2021 12:22:21 PM <$% modapox: we have returned to the world of dark souls
20/04/2021 12:23:07 PM <%$ modapox: Present Phil wouldn't say that now :(
20/04/2021 12:23:44 PM <%$ modapox: Press 3 if you just want to watch the stream without a break
20/04/2021 12:27:53 PM <$% modapox: Is the game stream tomorrow?
20/04/2021 12:29:38 PM <%$ modapox: The break has been an hour and a half dspLUL what the fuck
20/04/2021 12:30:37 PM <$% modapox: StinkyGlitch
20/04/2021 12:31:46 PM <$% modapox: will this long break mean we get a shorter break later on??
20/04/2021 12:32:04 PM <$% modapox: HE IS HERE
20/04/2021 12:33:10 PM <%$ modapox: cheer50 is chivalry actually dead or are people lazy?
20/04/2021 12:36:38 PM <%$ modapox: YES
20/04/2021 12:36:57 PM <$% modapox: Run the Jewels NotLikeThis
20/04/2021 12:41:17 PM <%$ modapox: this is going to be a borefest LUL
20/04/2021 12:42:30 PM <%$ modapox: dspCringe dspCringe dspCringe dspCringe dspCringe
20/04/2021 12:42:52 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 12:45:27 PM <$% modapox: cheer100 You don't get to change your character until later on when you fall into a vat of acid and have to reconstruct your face
20/04/2021 12:48:25 PM <%$ modapox: Bruce Smoky
20/04/2021 12:49:41 PM <%$ modapox: @darksydephil 666
20/04/2021 12:50:05 PM <%$ modapox: 1
20/04/2021 12:50:20 PM <%$ modapox: 39
20/04/2021 12:50:47 PM <%$ modapox: New City
20/04/2021 12:50:55 PM <%$ modapox: @darksydephil Nova Scotia
20/04/2021 12:51:48 PM <%$ modapox: WHOA
20/04/2021 12:53:08 PM <%$ modapox: cheer50 where's the shlong option?
20/04/2021 12:54:57 PM <$% modapox: dspPepe Poodle
20/04/2021 12:56:02 PM <%$ modapox: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EATING?
20/04/2021 12:58:43 PM <%$ modapox: KEEP THAT
20/04/2021 1:02:10 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:02:44 PM <%$ modapox: cheer50 you just made john cena you know that right/
20/04/2021 1:05:50 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:06:10 PM <%$ modapox: @CherrioeaterlovesPokimane it's nice to see him laugh for once
20/04/2021 1:08:29 PM <$% modapox: FUCKING BOOLSHET
20/04/2021 1:09:30 PM <%$ modapox: TIP
20/04/2021 1:10:51 PM <%$ modapox: dspShock IT'S GLITCHED
20/04/2021 1:11:04 PM <%$ modapox: dspGlitch dspGlitch dspGlitch dspGlitch dspGlitch dspGlitch
20/04/2021 1:13:16 PM <$% modapox: dspDeath dspDeath dspDeath dspDeath dspDeath dspDeath
20/04/2021 1:17:59 PM <%$ modapox: THE WAY HE RUNS LOL
20/04/2021 1:18:30 PM <$% modapox: LUL LUL
20/04/2021 1:19:20 PM <%$ modapox: @MiraiMisaki it's so funny LUL
20/04/2021 1:21:10 PM <%$ modapox: WHY
20/04/2021 1:21:47 PM <%$ modapox: @katexo234 the question is why do people play this :(
20/04/2021 1:22:38 PM <%$ modapox: LUL the run
20/04/2021 1:23:13 PM <%$ modapox: LOL
20/04/2021 1:23:21 PM <%$ modapox: he runs like he's shat himself
20/04/2021 1:24:05 PM <$% modapox: It's the @Jaango_Pops of music dspPepe
20/04/2021 1:24:40 PM <%$ modapox: @Jaango_Pops in other words, it's great ;)
20/04/2021 1:26:39 PM <%$ modapox: CHOKE
20/04/2021 1:28:24 PM <%$ modapox: 600 BOTS WATCHING dspShock MrDestructoid MrDestructoid
20/04/2021 1:29:25 PM <%$ modapox: BUP BUP BUP BUP
20/04/2021 1:30:27 PM <%$ modapox: cheer50 he runs like he's fighting against gravity
20/04/2021 1:35:41 PM <%$ modapox: @musicrecords7 no one can leave dspPepe we're all trapped
20/04/2021 1:36:05 PM <%$ modapox: I'M PITCHING dspShock
20/04/2021 1:36:34 PM <%$ modapox: @Jaango_Pops it's funny because of how bad it is, and that's why it'll be a good playthrough
20/04/2021 1:38:27 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:39:50 PM <%$ modapox: @banished_legion why are there two of you?
20/04/2021 1:43:21 PM <%$ modapox: BLOOP
20/04/2021 1:44:24 PM <%$ modapox: Bloop counter: 4
20/04/2021 1:48:52 PM <%$ modapox: Bloop counter: 6
20/04/2021 1:49:44 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:49:50 PM <%$ modapox: nailed it
20/04/2021 1:50:09 PM <$ modapox: @Jaango_Pops do you like baseball, Jango?
20/04/2021 1:50:32 PM <%$ modapox: Bloop counter: 7
20/04/2021 1:52:36 PM <$% modapox: dspPepe sad times
20/04/2021 1:52:53 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:53:59 PM <$% modapox: cheer50 you can put points into strength, agility and charisma
20/04/2021 1:54:24 PM <%$ modapox: LUL
20/04/2021 1:56:47 PM <%$ modapox: hitting more
20/04/2021 1:57:52 PM <%$ modapox: @katexo234 yikes dspShot
20/04/2021 1:59:29 PM <%$ modapox: why does it sound like someone is getting mob-whacked/
20/04/2021 1:59:56 PM <%$ modapox: dspLUL
20/04/2021 2:03:01 PM <%$ modapox: @darksydephil have you seen The National?
20/04/2021 2:20:37 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken quite good!
20/04/2021 2:21:08 PM <% modapox: @TheSheWolf_x oh, why?
20/04/2021 2:30:00 PM <% modapox: cheer50 when is 2K's dodgeball game?

21/04/2021 1:34:08 PM <% modapox: what just happened?
21/04/2021 1:34:49 PM <% modapox: @PlayDivinityOriginalSin2 WOW what the fuck??
21/04/2021 1:35:37 PM <% modapox: this is so weird???
21/04/2021 1:35:54 PM <% modapox: @PlayDivinityOriginalSin2 did he get an email?
21/04/2021 1:36:14 PM <% modapox: what the fuck
21/04/2021 1:38:26 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil it's disabled
21/04/2021 1:39:20 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil what does it say?
21/04/2021 1:40:43 PM <% modapox: dspPepe that fucking sucks
21/04/2021 1:41:13 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil is it due to the bot clean up??
21/04/2021 1:42:46 PM <% modapox: this is really weird dspLUL
21/04/2021 1:43:09 PM <% modapox: it's so weird not seeing the crowds though
21/04/2021 1:44:20 PM <% modapox: @SirSpartanKing he lost his partnership 8 minutes ago
21/04/2021 1:44:45 PM <% modapox: @SirSpartanKing donno, just got in there now
21/04/2021 1:46:34 PM <% modapox: interesting that there's a lot more viewers LUL
21/04/2021 1:46:57 PM <% modapox: WHAT THE FUCK???
21/04/2021 1:47:50 PM <% modapox: those landscapers did it :(
21/04/2021 1:48:37 PM <% modapox: dspRage
21/04/2021 1:48:50 PM <% modapox: dude no way dspPepe
21/04/2021 1:49:25 PM <% modapox: dspPepe
21/04/2021 1:49:57 PM <% modapox: FUCK TWITCH dspRage
21/04/2021 1:52:46 PM <% modapox: damn the viewers are doubling dspLUL
21/04/2021 1:53:07 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil people are saying DisRespect didn't get a reason either
21/04/2021 1:57:18 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil the par the course is, the real reaosn will be stupid
21/04/2021 1:58:23 PM <% modapox: I don't feel so good...
21/04/2021 2:03:45 PM <% modapox: 12 years and continung
21/04/2021 2:05:19 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken what's it like on your end as a mod?
21/04/2021 2:07:58 PM < modapox: dspAudit
21/04/2021 2:09:03 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil and it's not like it's due to lack of engagement LUL
21/04/2021 2:17:05 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil I'd rather stay
21/04/2021 2:18:00 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil tik tok
21/04/2021 2:19:26 PM <% modapox: LUL
21/04/2021 2:19:37 PM <% modapox: HERE WE GO
21/04/2021 2:22:17 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil it's weird you didn't get a warning
21/04/2021 2:26:20 PM < modapox: dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit
21/04/2021 2:26:54 PM <% modapox: TWITCH
21/04/2021 2:27:05 PM <% modapox: twitch
21/04/2021 2:27:18 PM <% modapox: stay on twitch
21/04/2021 2:28:30 PM <% modapox: LUL
21/04/2021 2:29:53 PM <% modapox: WOW
21/04/2021 2:29:57 PM <% modapox: WHAT THE FUCK
21/04/2021 2:38:28 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil Twitch outrights plays favourites
21/04/2021 2:39:05 PM <% modapox: wait polls exist??
21/04/2021 2:39:25 PM <% modapox: NO POLLS
21/04/2021 2:39:35 PM <% modapox: LEG SLAP
21/04/2021 2:40:09 PM <% modapox: NIGHTBOT POLL DANCING
21/04/2021 2:42:31 PM <% modapox: LOG
21/04/2021 2:42:49 PM <% modapox: LOGGERS
21/04/2021 2:43:31 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken can you put chat in follower mode?
21/04/2021 2:45:22 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ dude I can't believe you just cheered 100,000,000 bits
21/04/2021 2:49:12 PM <% modapox: dspPanic WHERE AM I?
21/04/2021 2:50:08 PM <% modapox: "I would like to appoint @snowkarl_ as my son and therefore my successor to the DSP legacy"
21/04/2021 2:50:49 PM <% modapox: OHHHHHHH WE GOT IT FIGURED OUT
21/04/2021 3:14:22 PM <% modapox: @turtledude44 we're with you
21/04/2021 3:14:36 PM <% modapox: ZEE- ROW
21/04/2021 3:18:11 PM <% modapox: @nuggethunters "manlet" LUL
21/04/2021 3:24:33 PM <% modapox: HOT TUB
21/04/2021 3:31:18 PM <% modapox: @GetBant Lost his partnership
21/04/2021 3:34:28 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil you'll get more meaningful messages
21/04/2021 3:35:10 PM <% modapox: @locutus_of_the_porg the chat is a disaster LUL
21/04/2021 3:35:59 PM <% modapox: I'm doing whatever @snowkarl_ is going to do
21/04/2021 3:37:02 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ LUL
21/04/2021 3:37:45 PM <% modapox: MY WIFE
21/04/2021 3:43:16 PM <% modapox: @1ButtonDash this is the truth
21/04/2021 3:45:25 PM <% modapox: KANGEE
21/04/2021 3:45:47 PM <% modapox: HYPOTHETICALLY
21/04/2021 3:48:08 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ will mod one
21/04/2021 3:49:58 PM <% modapox: HEY THERE ARMY WILL PROTECT
21/04/2021 3:52:02 PM <% modapox: cheer50 hey there
21/04/2021 3:55:02 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ YAY!
21/04/2021 3:57:10 PM <% modapox: GOODBYE
21/04/2021 3:57:44 PM <% modapox: dspPepe
21/04/2021 3:58:35 PM <% modapox: and he's gone :(

22/04/2021 11:01:43 AM <% modapox: hello everyone
22/04/2021 11:03:22 AM <% modapox: we need to bring back DSPositivity
22/04/2021 11:03:57 AM <% modapox: phil is here dspPepe
22/04/2021 11:04:45 AM <% modapox: it's a breakup dspPepe
22/04/2021 11:05:28 AM <% modapox: No more chicken soup dspPepe
22/04/2021 11:10:33 AM <% modapox: @TheSheWolf_x hello :)
22/04/2021 11:33:24 AM < modapox: let's get onto shoutouts dspPanic
22/04/2021 11:38:40 AM <% modapox: @Kinggoken You give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
22/04/2021 11:39:51 AM <% modapox: YOUGE
22/04/2021 11:42:52 AM <% modapox: GAWT ET
22/04/2021 11:45:52 AM <% modapox: WOW
22/04/2021 11:46:08 AM <% modapox: DAMN
22/04/2021 11:47:18 AM <% modapox: @Ultima_Cloud_7 especially the plat vest LUL
22/04/2021 11:50:53 AM <% modapox: @Kinggoken I'll mod with you brother <3
22/04/2021 11:53:11 AM <% modapox: chat is 90% crazy conspiracy theorists and 10% genuine fans LUL
22/04/2021 11:53:57 AM <% modapox: @MajinBoo5 you and a few others, you can tell who is genuine and supportive and who is faking it
22/04/2021 11:57:25 AM <% modapox: CHIPPERS dspShock
22/04/2021 12:21:38 PM <% modapox: BIOMUTANT HAS A RELEASE DATE
22/04/2021 12:22:23 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken we'll have to wait for the next Dagonrompa stream for an update
22/04/2021 12:23:03 PM <% modapox: @truckrattle I wouldn't listen to those flat-earthers LUL
22/04/2021 12:24:56 PM <% modapox: @xpand__dong RIGHT he would have either said, or you could read his body language. There was definitely no doubt in my mind he has no idea -- WHICH IS THE TRUTH
22/04/2021 12:25:33 PM <% modapox: @PinkishViolet this is the truth
22/04/2021 12:27:16 PM <% modapox: I went over to bitwave and the first stream on it had people calling the person a cunt and a troll LUL
22/04/2021 12:27:55 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil how many wipes was it this time?
22/04/2021 12:28:39 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil Biomutant has a may 25th release date
22/04/2021 12:29:39 PM <% modapox: HAT
22/04/2021 12:29:56 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil Biomutant has a May 25th release date
22/04/2021 12:33:33 PM <% modapox: LUNABBA!
22/04/2021 1:13:03 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ who got banned?
22/04/2021 1:13:24 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ DAMN wow
22/04/2021 1:13:56 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ and you will outive them all :)

26/04/2021 12:31:04 PM <% modapox: has he gotten word yet on his partnership?

30/04/2021 12:21:25 PM <% modapox: how long has this break been?
30/04/2021 12:24:37 PM <% modapox: LUL
30/04/2021 12:27:02 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ no idea who modapox is LUL
30/04/2021 12:27:32 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ a lobster :(
30/04/2021 12:28:51 PM <% modapox: SOUND BAR
30/04/2021 12:29:43 PM <% modapox: LUL
30/04/2021 12:30:15 PM < modapox: OHHHH dspPanic dspPanic dspPanic
30/04/2021 12:30:36 PM <% modapox: OHHH MORE OF THAT dspPanic
30/04/2021 12:37:28 PM <% modapox: dspWrong UM NO
30/04/2021 12:57:42 PM <% modapox: WHAT DA FAWK
30/04/2021 1:43:29 PM <% modapox: LUL
30/04/2021 1:43:36 PM <% modapox: thanks for the resub dummie
30/04/2021 2:17:04 PM <% modapox: dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit dspAudit
30/04/2021 2:22:44 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil I'm off for the night, seen you soon :)

07/05/2021 11:03:40 AM <% modapox: dspPepe hello everyone
07/05/2021 11:43:18 AM <% modapox: WHAT?
07/05/2021 11:45:20 AM <% modapox: LUL beep boop
07/05/2021 12:39:37 PM <% modapox: He shot her because of her bad voice acting
07/05/2021 12:49:34 PM <% modapox: LUL
07/05/2021 12:49:55 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil Where's the gaming chair?
07/05/2021 12:51:44 PM <% modapox: This is 2012 Phil Commentary LUL
07/05/2021 12:52:46 PM <% modapox: LUL here we go
07/05/2021 12:53:01 PM <% modapox: LUL
07/05/2021 12:53:03 PM <% modapox: it knew
07/05/2021 12:53:17 PM <% modapox: dspLUL dspLUL dspLUL dspLUL dspLUL
07/05/2021 12:57:12 PM <% modapox: @raichupyromancer LUL
07/05/2021 12:57:33 PM <% modapox: @iescape LUL
07/05/2021 12:58:44 PM <% modapox: LUL yes, sleeping dead
07/05/2021 12:59:18 PM <% modapox: Yeah they're OUT all right...
07/05/2021 1:00:49 PM <% modapox: dspAudit they used to keep animals, got it
07/05/2021 1:40:59 PM <% modapox: Have I missed much?
07/05/2021 1:41:37 PM <% modapox: @JakeLikesCats @Kinggoken cool, thanks :)
07/05/2021 2:03:04 PM <% modapox: HOT
07/05/2021 2:05:44 PM <% modapox: LUL I nazi that coming
07/05/2021 2:06:03 PM <% modapox: Reinhard Heydrich of Prague
07/05/2021 2:08:46 PM <% modapox: What is this, the fucking Mid West??

09/05/2021 12:01:59 PM <% modapox: Resident Evil 5* @darksydephil
09/05/2021 12:07:14 PM <% modapox: dspHuh
09/05/2021 12:12:29 PM <% modapox: LU:
09/05/2021 12:12:31 PM <% modapox: LUL
09/05/2021 12:24:28 PM <% modapox: dspFrog
09/05/2021 12:27:22 PM <% modapox: OH JESUS CHRIST
09/05/2021 12:57:11 PM <% modapox: RESIDENT EVIL IX-ITMENT
09/05/2021 12:57:32 PM <% modapox: @BattleDuck9000 LUL
09/05/2021 12:58:32 PM <% modapox: @BattleDuck9000 dspPepe I'd be sleeping in a cave
09/05/2021 12:59:23 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil You need to go to the house with the red chimney bro
09/05/2021 1:01:39 PM <% modapox: LUL
09/05/2021 1:07:17 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ they're dumb dspPepe
09/05/2021 1:10:54 PM <% modapox: dspLUL
09/05/2021 1:18:36 PM <% modapox: It opens her heart dspPepe
09/05/2021 1:22:11 PM <% modapox: SAY MY NAME
09/05/2021 1:22:29 PM <% modapox: @Lettuce_Otome YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT
09/05/2021 1:24:17 PM <% modapox: DSP Tries It
09/05/2021 1:35:34 PM <% modapox: LUL

12/05/2021 12:17:52 PM <% modapox: dspAudit better ttv
12/05/2021 12:21:00 PM <% modapox: dspDANCE HERE WE GO
12/05/2021 12:21:50 PM <% modapox: Darksydespin
12/05/2021 12:22:37 PM <% modapox: PepeHands
12/05/2021 12:23:07 PM <% modapox: dspCowboy
12/05/2021 12:25:24 PM <% modapox: dspAYAYA
12/05/2021 12:29:32 PM <% modapox: @barrel_shroud I like girls that way
12/05/2021 12:34:01 PM <% modapox: belly of the PIG
12/05/2021 12:35:28 PM <% modapox: oh...
12/05/2021 12:35:29 PM <% modapox: ok
12/05/2021 12:36:10 PM <% modapox: @holywarriortonin LUL
12/05/2021 12:37:58 PM <% modapox: The Hunchback of Notre DAMM
12/05/2021 12:38:24 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ hello
12/05/2021 12:38:46 PM <% modapox: @snowkarl_ I'm good, how have you been? :)
12/05/2021 12:39:12 PM <% modapox: @Fizzynik I dread saying it... but... FANS.
12/05/2021 12:40:42 PM <% modapox: @Hawksworthers HAR
12/05/2021 12:44:58 PM <% modapox: Um NO
12/05/2021 12:45:35 PM <% modapox: @melodyzelda that and gothic ska music
12/05/2021 12:51:06 PM <% modapox: LUL
12/05/2021 12:52:49 PM < modapox: THE ORPHAN OF KOS CONFIRMED
12/05/2021 12:54:43 PM <% modapox: BIG CHRIS
12/05/2021 12:55:00 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE chris
12/05/2021 12:55:41 PM <% modapox: DEPTH KEKW
12/05/2021 12:56:10 PM <% modapox: IT'S NOT FAIR
12/05/2021 12:56:28 PM <% modapox: EGG ALLERGIES
12/05/2021 12:57:02 PM <% modapox: @DSPArmyGeneral I tend to agree...
12/05/2021 12:58:11 PM <% modapox: dspDANCE BIG TIP
12/05/2021 1:00:03 PM <% modapox: BEIGE
12/05/2021 1:04:07 PM <% modapox: LUL
12/05/2021 1:06:47 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE the trolls
12/05/2021 1:12:51 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE
12/05/2021 1:17:18 PM <% modapox: dspLUL
12/05/2021 1:19:18 PM <% modapox: "I'M THE RESIDENT EVIL"
12/05/2021 1:22:21 PM <% modapox: STOOPI
12/05/2021 1:25:49 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil At your feet
12/05/2021 1:28:35 PM <% modapox: LUL
12/05/2021 1:36:01 PM <% modapox: WTF
12/05/2021 1:39:26 PM <% modapox: is he farting?
12/05/2021 2:11:16 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil Did you get my tip?
12/05/2021 2:11:49 PM <% modapox: life is broken :(
12/05/2021 2:12:46 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil tips are broken
12/05/2021 2:19:16 PM <% modapox: POLO
12/05/2021 2:19:38 PM <% modapox: LUL wow
12/05/2021 2:19:51 PM <% modapox: LUL ouch
12/05/2021 2:20:58 PM <% modapox: Gored: totally ok
12/05/2021 2:21:43 PM <% modapox: dspSleeper
12/05/2021 2:21:57 PM <% modapox: EZ no damage
12/05/2021 2:27:10 PM <% modapox: BREAK TIME
12/05/2021 3:27:27 PM <% modapox: what did I miss?
12/05/2021 3:28:32 PM <% modapox: @darksydephil there's apparently something if you throw a pipe bomb at Duke
12/05/2021 3:36:34 PM <% modapox: dspStep the sound design is so good
12/05/2021 3:36:42 PM <% modapox: @raichupyromancer F
12/05/2021 3:37:19 PM <% modapox: FESH
12/05/2021 3:37:30 PM <% modapox: LUL
12/05/2021 3:37:42 PM <% modapox: I have no idea who that is but... F
12/05/2021 3:38:42 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE oh god
12/05/2021 3:39:04 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE it's kinggoken...
12/05/2021 3:39:17 PM <% modapox: oh shit it is
12/05/2021 3:39:31 PM <% modapox: @FFehu Yeah, it's totally swaggins tho
12/05/2021 3:39:52 PM <% modapox: LUL @FFehu
12/05/2021 3:40:36 PM <% modapox: @katexo234 found him off tinder PepeHands
12/05/2021 3:41:51 PM <% modapox: DUDE did the axe guy kill the C R O W?
12/05/2021 3:42:21 PM <% modapox: D U M B
12/05/2021 3:44:42 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken is that for an achievement or self-punishment?
12/05/2021 3:44:57 PM <% modapox: damn no way LUL
12/05/2021 3:48:01 PM <% modapox: What is this, The Long Dark?
12/05/2021 3:50:44 PM <% modapox: TACTICAL CROUCHING
12/05/2021 3:56:35 PM <% modapox: dspSurprised SO FAST
12/05/2021 3:57:00 PM <% modapox: @katexo234 goodbye kate, until next time :)
12/05/2021 3:57:42 PM <% modapox: um NO
12/05/2021 3:58:12 PM <% modapox: "finalie"
12/05/2021 3:59:26 PM <% modapox: SHACKED
12/05/2021 3:59:50 PM <% modapox: dspCringe
12/05/2021 4:00:39 PM <% modapox: LUL
12/05/2021 4:00:43 PM <% modapox: early

13/05/2021 11:36:06 AM <% modapox: @Kinggoken hey what's the command for the retro replay link?
13/05/2021 11:37:01 AM <% modapox: @Kinggoken thanks :)
13/05/2021 11:39:23 AM <% modapox: DSPositive
13/05/2021 11:39:55 AM <% modapox: dspRight
13/05/2021 11:41:21 AM <% modapox: We're going to go down :(
13/05/2021 11:43:21 AM < modapox: I agree...
13/05/2021 11:45:11 AM <% modapox: we've been down this road before dspPepe
13/05/2021 11:53:50 AM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE don't go chat...
13/05/2021 11:54:16 AM <% modapox: PogU POGGERS
13/05/2021 11:55:09 AM <% modapox: Darksydespin
13/05/2021 11:56:12 AM <% modapox: dspHuh
13/05/2021 11:57:26 AM <% modapox: NO
13/05/2021 11:57:39 AM <% modapox: POGGERS TEN YEARS
13/05/2021 11:57:48 AM <% modapox: dspLUL
13/05/2021 11:58:18 AM <% modapox: dspLUL
13/05/2021 11:58:29 AM <% modapox: NOO
13/05/2021 11:58:58 AM <% modapox: TEN YEARS MORONS POGGERS
13/05/2021 11:59:46 AM <% modapox: NOOOO
13/05/2021 12:00:05 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 12:00:33 PM <% modapox: FeelsBadMan
13/05/2021 12:01:09 PM <% modapox: wait hold on FUCK YOU.
13/05/2021 12:01:24 PM <% modapox: dspWrong
13/05/2021 12:06:46 PM <% modapox: dspStep
13/05/2021 12:15:10 PM <% modapox: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL
13/05/2021 12:21:09 PM <% modapox: @churchofVAZ the tip goal is... $5 :o
13/05/2021 12:22:14 PM <% modapox: @katexo234 hope you're well dspWassap
13/05/2021 12:22:47 PM <% modapox: @katexo234 I'm good thank you :)
13/05/2021 12:23:41 PM <% modapox: WHOA
13/05/2021 12:23:50 PM <% modapox: SUCH SUPPORT
13/05/2021 12:30:19 PM <% modapox: POGGERS
13/05/2021 12:32:37 PM <% modapox: MERDOK
13/05/2021 12:34:30 PM <% modapox: @raichupyromancer b-bugs? peepoSHAKE
13/05/2021 12:34:47 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 12:35:31 PM <% modapox: CMfool knows the answer
13/05/2021 12:36:41 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE gremlins
13/05/2021 12:42:16 PM <% modapox: FOREST GUMP IT
13/05/2021 12:44:08 PM <% modapox: POGGERS 4
13/05/2021 12:45:41 PM <% modapox: EZ TOO DARK
13/05/2021 12:47:37 PM <% modapox: "knights and shit" LUL
13/05/2021 12:48:27 PM <% modapox: @katexo234 I can't see your comment sorry, it's too dark PepeHands
13/05/2021 12:50:06 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken does the duke show up here?
13/05/2021 12:50:20 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken oh... no...
13/05/2021 12:50:40 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 12:51:24 PM <% modapox: This is gonna get pretty interesting
13/05/2021 12:54:11 PM <% modapox: oh no
13/05/2021 12:55:12 PM <% modapox: This is gonna take a while...
13/05/2021 12:56:03 PM <% modapox: catJAM
13/05/2021 12:57:12 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 12:57:14 PM <% modapox: wow
13/05/2021 12:58:34 PM <% modapox: LUL trolls trying to justify phil doing it one try
13/05/2021 1:04:09 PM <% modapox: WRONG
13/05/2021 1:05:00 PM <% modapox: FUCK IT
13/05/2021 1:05:51 PM <% modapox: "cool your jets"? LUL wtf
13/05/2021 1:17:07 PM <% modapox: thedeviluk POGGERS
13/05/2021 1:19:17 PM <% modapox: @six70two BUSTER
13/05/2021 1:22:51 PM <% modapox: @Kinggoken MAY
13/05/2021 1:24:49 PM <% modapox: this voice acting...
13/05/2021 1:25:22 PM <% modapox: GAWHD
13/05/2021 1:26:31 PM < modapox: KEKW
13/05/2021 1:26:52 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 1:27:27 PM <% modapox: LUL god damn
13/05/2021 1:34:23 PM <% modapox: CYBER EVIL
13/05/2021 1:42:09 PM <% modapox: PepeHands
13/05/2021 2:05:15 PM <% modapox: WTF
13/05/2021 2:05:23 PM <% modapox: he got gored and is ok?
13/05/2021 2:08:05 PM <% modapox: wtf
13/05/2021 2:08:08 PM <% modapox: just wtf
13/05/2021 2:08:24 PM <% modapox: The next time I'm going head first into a woodchipper, I'm gonna block it with my hands
13/05/2021 2:13:05 PM <% modapox: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
13/05/2021 2:14:23 PM <% modapox: PepeHands
13/05/2021 2:15:05 PM <% modapox: @phrenelith LUL
13/05/2021 2:16:43 PM <% modapox: LUL
13/05/2021 2:19:02 PM <% modapox: WHOOAAAAA
13/05/2021 2:19:55 PM <% modapox: HOLY FUCKAROO DOOOD
13/05/2021 2:32:07 PM <% modapox: peepoSHAKE
13/05/2021 2:33:05 PM <% modapox: @Solarian come back PepeHands
13/05/2021 2:33:33 PM <% modapox: @InnosynceLost you... do... realizse... that you don't have to... tip?
13/05/2021 2:33:42 PM <% modapox: like it's ok not ot
13/05/2021 2:34:07 PM <% modapox: but if you want to tip, you can do so or you can go over to patreon
13/05/2021 2:34:41 PM <% modapox: it's not the rewards, it's knowing you can help someone
13/05/2021 2:34:56 PM <% modapox: but some people here seem to have no empathy so LUL
13/05/2021 2:35:47 PM <% modapox: @NormalNotOdd_ ohhhh ok fine :(
13/05/2021 2:36:46 PM <% modapox: @Solarian remember... polls? wagers?
13/05/2021 2:37:13 PM <% modapox: good times indeed...
13/05/2021 2:37:22 PM <% modapox: remember ghosts and goblins and the rage...
13/05/2021 2:38:32 PM <% modapox: the music is playing guys
13/05/2021 2:39:05 PM <% modapox: dspStep I LOVE THIS SONG
13/05/2021 2:40:01 PM <% modapox: Darksydespin Darksydespin
13/05/2021 2:51:24 PM <% modapox: LUL

14/05/2021 11:12:49 AM <% modapox: @Grumbleduck HeyGuys

Imagine having hundreds of messages and still not saying much.

"13/05/2021 2:19:55 PM <% modapox: HOLY FUCKAROO DOOOD"

Jesus Christ......
 
So he thinks swatting results in "Law enforcement wasting their time, pulling themselves away from serious responsibilities and helping people who need it". Then he proceeds to talk about how harassment on the evil website kiwifarms should be addressed by law enforcement. For all of his 'life isn't black and white, you stupid fucking kid', he certainly acts like it is. I guess black and white thinking only applies when people disagree with what he is doing. I wonder if 2000s troll Phil would've joined Kiwifarms.
 
I think deep down he knows that he needs us. I mean if the Farms go down whom will he blame for all his troubles? Though I have noticed that a lot of new detractor channels are bloomiong on youtube. Plus some olf faces are making a sort of comeback.
Oh absolutely. Here had had the chance to just stream to his audience without any drama and he couldn't stop himself.
 
If Kiwi Farms had never existed Phil would still be a laughably pathetic mentally ill piece of shit and the exact same things would have happened to him.

If Phil had never started YouTube and made the decision to broadcast his life for money anyone who had to interact with him in real life would gossip to other people who knew him about what a laughably pathetic asshole he is who makes disgusting goblin noises, and eventually after they got tired of his shit they would work individually and together to bring the misery to his life that he inflicts on theirs.

Remember the bank job Phil? Where you were jealous of your manager dating a co-worker so you told his boss on him? And everyone told you to go fuck yourself?
Remember Best Buy? Where your department got shut down because you did the bare minimum you thought you could get away with so the department didn't even do enough business to be solvent? And when your boss told you you would have to be a floor salesman you told him to eat shit because "that's not what my contract says"? So he shit-canned your ass the second you violated any company policy?
Remember when you had a summer internship selling life insurance and no one you called all summer would talk to you and you didn't sell a single policy? And then you told the company to "Go fuck yourself"? And then your stupid ass put them down as a reference at the next job you were trying to get and they honestly told them "Phil sucks at business, he's a horrible salesperson, he's not cut out for it, don't even waste your time with him"?

Were these people somehow "Kiwi Farms" even though all this happened 8 to 10 years before it existed?
No one likes delusional, narcissistic, compulsively lying assholes who make goblin noises to assert their manhood Phil.

Edit: Narcissists hate having their lies and bad behavior documented. Of course Phil will take any opportunity to shit on the people who do so and the platform they do it on. He can't accept that most of the trolling he has ever faced originated with disgruntled ex-fans of his that he was personally an asshole to.
Is there a back in the day segment or ask the king where he mentions these said jobs ?

I need a good laugh
 
Which faction route did he take? I can't stand to watch him play a Fallout game.
He’s currently spent 10+ hours in the Big MT DLC before even getting to New Vegas, so there is no route yet. He gave up on his “idiot explosives” character and is maxing Science to make laser ammo when he has 30 points Energy Weapons skill and less into melee, which he uses way more than his maxed Explosives because grenades “don’t work indoors.”

So, you know. A normal play through for DSP.
 
This dude is so salty lmao, he sure comes off as knowing a lot about a negative toxic site that should be avoided at all costs. Phil thinks this site is pure evil….dude is big mad that we know how much money he makes

like, not even trying to be subtle anymore lol
scammers really hate being exposed by a site like this.
 
He’s currently spent 10+ hours in the Big MT DLC before even getting to New Vegas, so there is no route yet. He gave up on his “idiot explosives” character and is maxing Science to make laser ammo when he has 30 points Energy Weapons skill and less into melee, which he uses way more than his maxed Explosives because grenades “don’t work indoors.”

So, you know. A normal play through for DSP.
He hasn't even set foot in New Vegas yet? It's like this dude revels in making his playthroughs as boring as possible.
 
I have to post this image from the Mrhuth stream. This is exactly why I think he is the best detractor right now.
DSPFace5.png
 

It's funny that when he talks about what he had to do, it's "I get up at 4 in the morning, start washing, go get some food somewhere at the crack of dawn", but when talking about what them dirty asians refuse to do, it's "an adult can get up at 9 in the morning to register for a f#cking tournament".

It has to be subconscious, and that makes it all the more incredible, but he just shifted what he needed to do by an entire 5 hours when applied to someone else as if there were actually any difference, let alone that much - and for the record, these two extracts are about 40 seconds apart.
 
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