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Don't know if this fits here but saw this on /pol/. Some autist visited Chris and left him a peace offering of a Fanta bottle, art and a $20 bill. He also apparently played flute near Patty's old dog house and Chris saw him through the window.
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The thought of Chris peeking out the window only to see the autist of Hamelin trying to lure him out with music and Fanta kind of cracks me up because of how fucking bizarre it is.

On the other hand, for Chris that's just a Tuesday.
 
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Don't know if this fits here but saw this on /pol/. Some autist visited Chris and left him a peace offering of a Fanta bottle, art and a $20 bill. He also apparently played flute near Patty's old dog house and Chris saw him through the window.
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Christine being serenaded by fags. Spread your butcheeks and fly, Chris. Also, this dude is fat, and Chris would not have sex with him. Chris only goes for guys who are in shape.
 
If Chris had a past life (no one knows shit about the after life), Chris must've been a real shitbag in his old life to have his current life.

To be fair, if Borb hadn't lost their shit when the idea of special needs education was floated for him, I'm sure Chris could have found a purpose in life other than being an unintentional entertainer for spergs.
 
I like how Chris has went from detesting slow in the minds to saying they’re wise old souls unlike those young soulled neurotypicals!
Reincarnation is bullshit
Same goes for souls, it's puke spit.
Then how do you explain Chris’s insight, knowledge and wisdom huh! Guess you can’t, checkmate atheists!
 
I like how Chris has went from detesting slow in the minds to saying they’re wise old souls unlike those young soulled neurotypicals!
Which is pretty funny! Even a good writer would look like an ass trying to pull off a character that is simultaneously a very egotistical person yet very easy to influence despite not even bothering to hear anyone who disagrees with him.

This might be a good thing, might open him up to dating another retard, I mean, very special person and perhaps finally give him some sort of happiness and pull him closer to reality!

If Chris had a past life (no one knows shit about the after life), Chris must've been a real shitbag in his old life to have his current life.
His life isn't that bad when you think about it. Plenty of hardworking, honest people live worse lives than he does, had the internet never discovered him, he would be pretty fine since there would not be any trolling going on with him.
 
Chris was very specific on 5 seasons. With him, I'd figure he'd want G4 to go on forever.
I think it has to do with his fantasy of having each pony in the friend group ascend to godhood, à la the main character pony. One season for each of the remaining ponies. I vaguely remember him gibbering about that.
 
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