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What happened to Chris wanting a dick up his ass?
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The thought of Chris peeking out the window only to see the autist of Hamelin trying to lure him out with music and Fanta kind of cracks me up because of how fucking bizarre it is.
On the other hand, for Chris that's just a Tuesday.
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"Letting Go", as in MLP is over and out and all bronies should go pick up the ball and go home?
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Card of the day: Past Lives
Give us your interpretation.
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Younger people aren't as special as he is?
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My interpretation is that Chris is a schizo and still thinks that he can speak Spanish for some reason
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Christine being serenaded by fags. Spread your butcheeks and fly, Chris. Also, this dude is fat, and Chris would not have sex with him. Chris only goes for guys who are in shape.
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well, at least Chris’ yard looks less scarier than usual.
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- Apr 14, 2018
If Chris had a past life (no one knows shit about the after life), Chris must've been a real shitbag in his old life to have his current life.
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To be fair, if Borb hadn't lost their shit when the idea of special needs education was floated for him, I'm sure Chris could have found a purpose in life other than being an unintentional entertainer for spergs.
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And the tweet our OPL Chris retweeted:
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Reincarnation is bullshit
Same goes for souls, it's puke spit.
Same goes for souls, it's puke spit.
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I like how Chris has went from detesting slow in the minds to saying they’re wise old souls unlike those young soulled neurotypicals!
Then how do you explain Chris’s insight, knowledge and wisdom huh! Guess you can’t, checkmate atheists!
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Which is pretty funny! Even a good writer would look like an ass trying to pull off a character that is simultaneously a very egotistical person yet very easy to influence despite not even bothering to hear anyone who disagrees with him.
This might be a good thing, might open him up to dating another retard, I mean, very special person and perhaps finally give him some sort of happiness and pull him closer to reality!
His life isn't that bad when you think about it. Plenty of hardworking, honest people live worse lives than he does, had the internet never discovered him, he would be pretty fine since there would not be any trolling going on with him.
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Smug, autistic, brain-dead bullshit.
Basketball Jones
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1) the devil card in tarot is about carnal desires and vice
2) alright I’ve searched my past lives and it turns out I was Judge Doom.
so whip out the dip, faggots and let’s get to the cartoon genocide. Daddy’s got highway to build
2) alright I’ve searched my past lives and it turns out I was Judge Doom.
so whip out the dip, faggots and let’s get to the cartoon genocide. Daddy’s got highway to build
Siegfried
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I think it has to do with his fantasy of having each pony in the friend group ascend to godhood, à la the main character pony. One season for each of the remaining ponies. I vaguely remember him gibbering about that.
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That blanket, that the cards are on as a backdrop, is the nastiest cum rag I've seen in a minute. This slob needs to occasionally do laundry.
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