Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
He’d still show up with $$$ and call it discrimination when they tell him to fuck off. History repeats and all that.
He did that once when he showed up to the brothels and he only had under a thousand. He seriously thought that because she'd agreed to see him, she had to even though he hadn't brought enough money. He had to shop around until he found a new girl who took pity on him.
 
He did that once when he showed up to the brothels and he only had under a thousand. He seriously thought that because she'd agreed to see him, she had to even though he hadn't brought enough money. He had to shop around until he found a new girl who took pity on him.
That's one of my favorite Russ incidents. He'd been talking to the girl online and then went to the brothel and cried because "she wanted $$$$ but I only had $$$." But brags that he found a girl anyway. And then he posts a bunch of lewd comments on the new girl's twitter saying shit like "I'm the reason she was walking funny."

Then our inside source pops in and says they'd already discussed the price was $1500 per hour, and Russ showed up with something like $200, a heart shaped balloon, and a copy of his Taylor book, fully expecting to cry about plights and get free service or whatever.

He ended up getting a handy from the new girl then going back home broke.
 
Then our inside source pops in and says they'd already discussed the price was $1500 per hour, and Russ showed up with something like $200, a heart shaped balloon, and a copy of his Taylor book, fully expecting to cry about plights and get free service or whatever.
What, do you expect him to last longer than 8 minutes or something? Get real!

Minimum time, what is that?
 
That's one of my favorite Russ incidents. He'd been talking to the girl online and then went to the brothel and cried because "she wanted $$$$ but I only had $$$." But brags that he found a girl anyway. And then he posts a bunch of lewd comments on the new girl's twitter saying shit like "I'm the reason she was walking funny."
If she was walking funny, it's because of the trauma she went through by having a homunculus on top of her flopping like a fish and drooling on her.
Then our inside source pops in and says they'd already discussed the price was $1500 per hour, and Russ showed up with something like $200, a heart shaped balloon, and a copy of his Taylor book, fully expecting to cry about plights and get free service or whatever.
What a gentleman, chivalry is not dead.

Seriously, what a fucking cheapskate. Maybe he would've had better luck giving her a :medallion:
He ended up getting a handy from the new girl then going back home broke.
All of those miles he traveled and all the money he spent, he probably would've been better off spending the night in his hovel creeping on IG with some Kleenex and lube like he normally does.
 
That's one of my favorite Russ incidents. He'd been talking to the girl online and then went to the brothel and cried because "she wanted $$$$ but I only had $$$." But brags that he found a girl anyway. And then he posts a bunch of lewd comments on the new girl's twitter saying shit like "I'm the reason she was walking funny."

Then our inside source pops in and says they'd already discussed the price was $1500 per hour, and Russ showed up with something like $200, a heart shaped balloon, and a copy of his Taylor book, fully expecting to cry about plights and get free service or whatever.

He ended up getting a handy from the new girl then going back home broke.
Is that honestly how much it costs for sex at brothels? I'll admit I've never been to one or used the services of a hooker but $1500?

I'm sorry but sex isn't worth that much money. I don't care how hot she is.

If she was walking funny, it's because of the trauma she went through by having a homunculus on top of her flopping like a fish and drooling on her.
He didn't even fuck her. How the hell is that supposed to make any sense? The idea that she's walking funny the next day is you were so big and did her so hard that she's sore down there because of it. Not because she gave you a handy out of pity.
 
I hope they kept his book, and all the ranches keep a copy on hand as required reading for every new girl who comes to work there.
Those poor women were already trafficked - haven't they suffered enough?

He didn't even fuck her. How the hell is that supposed to make any sense? The idea that she's walking funny the next day is you were so big and did her so hard that she's sore down there because of it. Not because she gave you a handy out of pity.
She was probably still feeling nauseous from his body odor.
 
Is that honestly how much it costs for sex at brothels? I'll admit I've never been to one or used the services of a hooker but $1500?

I'm sorry but sex isn't worth that much money. I don't care how hot she is.
You're not paying for the sex, you're paying for her to tolerate humouring your disgusting pathetic ass. It's like service workers. They aren't under paid because their job is hard, they are under paid for having to put up with the shit customers put them through.
He didn't even fuck her. How the hell is that supposed to make any sense? The idea that she's walking funny the next day is you were so big and did her so hard that she's sore down there because of it. Not because she gave you a handy out of pity.
I mean I'd walk funny having touched Greer, mostly because I would be trying to distance whichever part of my body contacted the Gourdhead from the rest of my body, and would be contorting my body in whichever awkward means required to do so.
 
Is that honestly how much it costs for sex at brothels? I'll admit I've never been to one or used the services of a hooker but $1500?
Full PIV sex with "girlfriend experience" (where they pretend to like and care about you and make you waffles afterward) is definitely at a premium price, especially with someone like Russell.

If he just wanted a good ol suck n fuck, no GFE needed, it would almost certainly be a bit cheaper.
 
Full PIV sex with "girlfriend experience" (where they pretend to like and care about you and make you waffles afterward) is definitely at a premium price, especially with someone like Russell.

If he just wanted a good ol suck n fuck, no GFE needed, it would almost certainly be a bit cheaper.
The girl he went there to see was Lana West, who seemed to be somewhat well known or at least popular. That and the GFE and his usual Asshole tax added to the price, no doubt.

The one he ended up with was named Dolly Hart, and it was at the KitKat ranch. Searching those names will probably take you right to that saga, but search isn't working for me so I can't post the relevant screenshots.
 
He did that once when he showed up to the brothels and he only had under a thousand. He seriously thought that because she'd agreed to see him, she had to even though he hadn't brought enough money. He had to shop around until he found a new girl who took pity on him.

It wasn't just because she had agreed to see him (after they had negotiated a price that Russ failed to meet when he showed up). When Russ got there he fully expected her to accept his $$$ instead of $$$$ they had agreed to because if she didn't take it she wouldn't be making any money at all. It truly confused and upset Russhole that she would turn him down instead of making money. Never mind that she had clearly laid out her price for her services and pulling that kind of shortchange bullshit is seriously bad brothel etiquette, in Russhole's mind she had agreed to see him and she still would have been making money, which is better than not making money. He's such a clueless dingus.
 
It wasn't just because she had agreed to see him (after they had negotiated a price that Russ failed to meet when he showed up). When Russ got there he fully expected her to accept his $$$ instead of $$$$ they had agreed to because if she didn't take it she wouldn't be making any money at all. It truly confused and upset Russhole that she would turn him down instead of making money. Never mind that she had clearly laid out her price for her services and pulling that kind of shortchange bullshit is seriously bad brothel etiquette, in Russhole's mind she had agreed to see him and she still would have been making money, which is better than not making money. He's such a clueless dingus.
Yeah, but he (once again) has less respect for sex workers (and women in general) than your typical douchebag. It's not just bad brothel etiquette. It's the conviction that he's smarter, better, etc. than these girls.

Plus, what's Russ's time worth? It's gotta be worth at least a thousand dollars to sit for an hour and be mesmerized by hearing about his plights. He wrote a book, for god's sake. How much better must it be to hear it straight from the horse's droopy mouth? AND don't forget the train ride out there, the gas station flowers and the balloon. That's all money he put toward the visit, even if she didn't receive it, personally.

So between Russ being super clever, women being super dumb, sex workers being especially dumb and desperate and looking for a good man, and Russ being that amazing, studly guy that most women should want to have sex with, and who already spent money on Amtrak and flowers, bringing $200 instead of $1500 makes total sense.

Geez, what are you, a woman? How do you not understand basic logic?
 
Honestly, I’d expect asshole tax to be a big part of his price. He’s known there.

Ffs, most of us wouldn’t serve Russ a coffee without the asshole tax on top let alone let him - urgh. Those girls are fucking warriors.

The $$$ instead of $$$$ story has always made me a bit pissed off. The lack of respect shown to the girls, the inconsideration of their time and work, the sheer fucking balls of it.

He wanted to work in the industry with his mad running a brothel plan. We don’t need to think too hard about how the workers would have fared there.
 
The girl he went there to see was Lana West, who seemed to be somewhat well known or at least popular. That and the GFE and his usual Asshole tax added to the price, no doubt.

The one he ended up with was named Dolly Hart, and it was at the KitKat ranch. Searching those names will probably take you right to that saga, but search isn't working for me so I can't post the relevant screenshots.
Dolly Hart was not a very long-lived employee at the brothel. Considering she was so new that another prozzie had to help her negotiate pricing with Russell, I wonder if that experience so early in her prostitution career led to the quick exit.

Apparently Lana West was making up to 30k a month at the Ranch.
 
Too bad Russ isn't paying attention to the site at the moment, the whole Byuu thing is the closest evidence he has that Kiwi farms kills people.

It's still far from a solid argument but still it's closer than whatever insane nonsense he comes up with.

What does Russell think of trans people? I assume he's a weird bigot about it. I know he's bi but I think for him his church upbringing will kick in when that issue is raised.
 
Too bad Russ isn't paying attention to the site at the moment, the whole Byuu thing is the closest evidence he has that Kiwi farms kills people.

It's still far from a solid argument but still it's closer than whatever insane nonsense he comes up with.
Oh trust me, he’s paying attention. His slow brain just can’t quite understand what exactly is going on.
 
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