DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

Dibs on being the one with the Date Masamune as he is depicted in Nioh cosplay.

Pretty Boy and @NynchLiggers Good thing you two are okay with blahck people because I hired a bunch to LARP around the Dave mobile as Fortnite characters and even had enough left over to hire a black Hulk Hogan look a like. Hope you boys brought some snacks and chairs cause its going to be entertaining. Dave will probably try to swing his emergency hatchet out the passenger side window since Khet would have to drive. He'd drop said hatchet biting his nails though.

This dude is so salty lmao, he sure comes off as knowing a lot about a negative toxic site that should be avoided at all costs. Phil thinks this site is pure evil….dude is big mad that we know how much money he makes

like, not even trying to be subtle anymore lol

It Pisses Dave off so much he cannot continue/control his narrative without being questioned about his lies and inconsistent stores. Good thing his fans are as thick as a brick because even they know things aren't right but donate to father phil to own the trolls. Whats his cult story going to be? The mothership is coming during the next console release date and everyone(except Dave because he's a pussy) has to eat the apple sauce while wearing vests, gunnar glasses and blowing bubbles. The mothership will not have trolls, everyone is amazing at games, finally tards will be able to talk face to face with Dave.

Google knows mate, Google always knows.

I wonder who will get it for him, because I doubt he will buy it himself. I'm not sure what annoys me more. That he believes he has fans that would drop around 800$ for him, or that someone likely will.


Mate that is bloody amazing work.

GaryBTK of course. *cough* Only Ingests Cum *cough* Probably one of those "two". Phil will likely buy it and say a fan donated like the TV and game system awhile ago.

 

[Coke Zero]

Listening to Phil's Kiwifarms rant, it's impressive how he knows so much about where the site is hosti


It's impressive how much DSP knows about Kiwifarms for someone who allegedly never comes here... like, how does he know about where the website is "housed", for example?

First time I've heard this kiwi farms rant from him and maybe I'm just desensitized from spending so much time reading this thread but what exactly is said here that's so bad?

Why does the legal system/law enforcement need to step in and shut us down for discussing why dsp has like 5 origin stories for his back injury or for adding up how much money he is making?

If dsp was an honest person there would be nothing to even discuss here.

 

[gaarashatan]

Ah, a classic Phil moment… someone asked him how getting an XBOX Series X is going to increase his viewership, to which Phil immediately said “Except I never said that! What I said was…” and then he explained how Game Pass would expose him to more games, etc. etc., implying that this would increase viewership. So Phil showed that chat member how wrong he was by explaining how right he was. Classic Phil.

well if phil really thinks that way, maybe he should just fucking buy an xbox series X

also phils kiwifarm rant. talking about how anyone with half a brain and morality in their heart should never go there.
this coming from a dude who is publicy seen and mocked as an astounding moron and has never ever donated to charity or shared their wealth before

but phil wouldnt be phil if he wasnt a non self aware hypocrite

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

The problem with those family trees and family stories about who came from where etc is migration. Take for example a Polish woman taking a vacation in Italy and loving the place and deciding to move there. She loves the people but just can't relate to a guy enough to marry him. Then one day she meets a French guy and they fall for each other and marry. Now they have a daughter and she marries an Italian guy and takes his name. Now imagine that happened in the 19th century. There's your 100% Italian legacy. It's just irrelevent to some degree what your parents say because chances are they didn't write everything down.
I'm a Euromutt myself. After hearing how I'm this % that and that % this I decided to take a dna test just out of curiousity. The result of it was that about 65-75% of what I've been told by my family was reflected by the test.

I'd love to see Phil take a dna test. As someone who lives in the middle of Europe and sees all sorts of Europeans I'm confident in saying that Phil doesn't have more than 5-10% Italian in him. If that. But I love how he acts like some toughguy mob wop wannabe. What an insecure, flailing blob of a man boy he is.

Phil is 100% mutt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not only is this fat faggot begging for an Xbox series x, he is asking for obscure gaming necklace headphone to help with muh infectshuns.

And ofc Sony are stupid idiot morons for not implementing some weird technology only DSP will need...

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Not sure why he's not just buying this shit. He's gotta start working on those $60,000/yr biz expenses (lmao - that's even funnier written out) sometime.

No fucken way he said this WTF. I live in a desert in summer time it ranges from 100 to 113 every every day of summer every year. I have never once said to myself let me run cold water shower to cool down the room. What kinda weird fucken Loony Tunes logic does this guy run on.

What........you don't grow your own mold?

 

[actually]

Was feeling inspired for some reason today so I've made a quick video for the June financial round-up. If it's too autistic for you I'll have a proper round-up in a day or two

When I tried making a video version of my round-up stuff, this is what I imagined in my head (and definitely not what I produced ). Bravo.

In hot countries without AC like most of Africa and Asia many of them cool their homes by doing this.

Yeah, but Phil lives in a place that, the past few days excepted, has summer temperatures of 90 degrees F at most.

 

[Anal birth]

I'm not sure if anyone's done it yet so I charted DSP's family tree on ancestry. I couldn't find anything about Fred Burnell except that according an obituary he lived in Alaska at some point, does anyone know anything else about him? He's probably English as Burnell is an English name.

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So, the result is Phil is 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 ???

Edit: Something I just noticed is that Nellie Grabiec birthed Linda quite late for the time at 37 years old. Maybe genetic defects associated with that are why Linda seems so repugnant in Phil's stories?

Burnell is Anglo-Saxon making him as much of a Britbong as an Italian if you're basing everything on surnames (enjoy a nice little treat in paragraph 3!). The reality is, however, that we're all just mutts and surnames etc are pointless to read into as its common for people to settle in new countries and take on local surnames. If Dave wants to Larp as an Eye-talian, let him, its funny watching him talk about a culture and cuisine he very clearly knows absolutely nothing about, aside from the """authentic Eye-talian""" slop he gets dished up at home or at shitty greasy spoons in CT.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Sony: Our user statistics show that barely two percent of PS3 and PS4 owners use the optical audio out jacks and it costs an extra $15 per unit to have them on the system, let's get rid of them to improve our margins on units sold.

Phil: Sony are a bunch of morons and they removed this feature specifically to piss me off!

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Burnell is Anglo-Saxon making him as much of a Britbong as an Italian if you're basing everything on surnames (enjoy a nice little treat in paragraph 3!). The reality is, however, that we're all just mutts and surnames etc are pointless to read into as its common for people to settle in new countries and take on local surnames. If Dave wants to Larp as an Eye-talian, let him, its funny watching him talk about a culture and cuisine he very clearly knows absolutely nothing about, aside from the """authentic Eye-talian""" slop he gets dished up at home or at shitty greasy spoons in CT.

Yeah I like Phil larping as this authentic oldschool Italian while at the same time needing two ACs and five fans if the temp is higher than 65 degrees.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Sony: Our user statistics show that barely two percent of PS3 and PS4 owners use the optical audio out jacks and it costs an extra $15 per unit to have them on the system, let's get rid of them to improve our margins on units sold.

Phil: Sony are a bunch of morons and they removed this feature specifically to piss me off!

It's as dumb as when he bitches that games aren't designed around streamers. What do you expect from a narcissist that believes the world revolves around them and lives in a bubble where that's the case?

 

[Very Honest Content]

First time I've heard this kiwi farms rant from him and maybe I'm just desensitized from spending so much time reading this thread but what exactly is said here that's so bad?

Why does the legal system/law enforcement need to step in and shut us down for discussing why dsp has like 5 origin stories for his back injury or for adding up how much money he is making?

If dsp was an honest person there would be nothing to even discuss here.

They must step in because Phil is a narcissist and he hates freedom. Look at his hugbox chat that's dying on the vine now since gifted subs now take more work for the usual gang of supporters to astroturf to confirm that.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's impressive how much DSP knows about Kiwifarms for someone who allegedly never comes here... like, how does he know about where the website is "housed", for example?

you notice he does this with a lot of shit
in one sentence he'll say he knows nothing about X, then talk about X in fine detail in the next
he wants his cake but he wants to eat it too.

Yeah I like Phil larping as this authentic oldschool Italian while at the same time needing two ACs and five fans if the temp is higher than 65 degrees.

i wish phil would go to italy, and stream his time there
of course we know he'll only go to the major landmarks all the other tourists go to, and stay in the most americanized touristy places
then get in trouble by bitching about how the pizza isn't real AUHTHENTIC ATALIAN PIZZA

 

[FamicomGorby]

you notice he does this with a lot of shit
in one sentence he'll say he knows nothing about X, then talk about X in fine detail in the next
he wants his cake but he wants to eat it too.



i wish phil would go to italy, and stream his time there
of course we know he'll only go to the major landmarks all the other tourists go to, and stay in the most americanized touristy places
then get in trouble by bitching about how the pizza isn't real AUHTHENTIC ATALIAN PIZZA

Basically it'll just be Paulie's experience in Italy, he'll be completely out of place trying to fit in and be glad to be back home living in a strip mall.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

i wish phil would go to italy, and stream his time there
of course we know he'll only go to the major landmarks all the other tourists go to, and stay in the most americanized touristy places
then get in trouble by bitching about how the pizza isn't real AUHTHENTIC ATALIAN PIZZA

Phil on vacation in Italy when the shops close at noon

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I forget the exact clip, but sometime in the last week when DSP was listing what he would buy if he got "extra income to use on business expenses", he listed X-Box, laptop, and chair, and even said it was that specific order. So yes, right now if given the option he thinks an XBox would be more beneficial than not using a 10-year-old laptop with Windows 8. Because the laptop is working right now, so why would he need to improve it?

I'm convinced DSP will not get a new computer until his current one literally breaks, and then he will still get a used piece of shit because "he doesn't have the money for a new one." Remember, DSP bought a USED laptop when he moved to Washington and was still making Machinima money; that's the laptop he's still currently using 5 years later.

The chair is higher up IMO. I feel like the dumbfuck regrets tossing out that jack off loveseat but a mixture of narcissism and autism will never have him admit that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Was feeling inspired for some reason today so I've made a quick video for the June financial round-up. If it's too autistic for you I'll have a proper round-up in a day or two

Fucking lol at that Patreon dip. Imagine being scammed into paying for something that hasn’t been updated in three years. Phil doesn’t think paying him deserves a reward, HE is YOUR reward by virtue of existing

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

When I tried making a video version of my round-up stuff, this is what I imagined in my head (and definitely not what I produced ). Bravo.


Yeah, but Phil lives in a place that, the past few days excepted, has summer temperatures of 90 degrees F at most.

It's cool actually, we still love you and appreciate how long you put up with the numbers that is Dave's crowdfunding. I'm kinda surprised when you stopped doing the numbers and took a break( think you stepped down from mod too for a bit? but might misremember), you didn't check into a mental hospital. You are a stronger person than I am lol.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

His Kiwifarms rant is magic and perfectly fitting for current year: documenting, observing and commenting on reality is evil.

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

Imagine earning 9K net and still feel the need to send a tweet to your whales if your daily goal is not reached.

 

[EarwaxGourmet]