Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Car Won't Crank said:
It's not about trying to impress randos on the internet. For most of us, we have already done our risk assessment on getting the jab or the coof and have decided abstaining from the jab is the more sensible option.
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You have autism, we know. It's more about getting vaccinated enough to help with herd immunity than it is about yourself.
 
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Anti-Intellectual said:
- Having a sperg fest over a virus with an overwhelming survival rate.

"I have a chance of .003% of dying from this novel virus, better get injected with a vaccine to protect myself."

I'm willing to bet the people ardently advocating for mass vaccinations are fat or smoke themselves stupid.
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"Do I really need a Malaria shot for my trip to Africa? I mean, I'm already a fatass."
 
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Lame Entropy said:
I got the second pfizer yesterday and haven't really had any strong side effects. My arm hurt a little after 4 hours, woke up today with it still hurting and I felt a little tired and had a bit of a headache for half the day. Nothing that really got in the way of the usual shit I do and I feel totally fine now.

Anti-vaxxer speds are making a huge ruckus over nothing really.
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You vaxxwers are the ones making a huge deal over literally nothing. Covid is not that big a threat that the entire human living population needs a"vaccine"

Slap47 said:
"Do I really need a Malaria shot for my trip to Africa? I mean, I'm already a fatass."
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For starters... the Malaria shot actually works...
 
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The single-dose vaccine fucked me up super hard. I tried to do "the right thing" but if they want me to get a booster I won't.
Edit I probably will in all honesty I’ve got old people but this shit is so lame
 
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silverstacks said:
The J&J? What happened?
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Dude I took the J&J and my skin started falling off don't take it, my mom took the AZ and tits fell off my brother got the pfizer and his left testicle detatched and needed to be surgically removed from the sack. My sister caught covid and gained super strength. Just catch SARS.

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A Gay Retard said:
The single-dose vaccine fucked me up super hard. I tried to do "the right thing" but if they want me to get a booster I won't.
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Imagine if you caught the actual virus that wasn't nerfed and made to be easily digestible by the immune system.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Dude I took the J&J and my skin started falling off don't take it, my mom took the AZ and tits fell off my brother got the pfizer and his left testicle detatched and needed to be surgically removed from the sack. My sister caught covid and gained super strength. Just catch SARS.

-This message was sponsored by the Chinese Communist Party.


Imagine if you caught the actual virus that wasn't nerfed and made to be easily digestible by the immune system.
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You are hilarioous dude , hilarious
 
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A Gay Retard said:
Fever of 102.5º, shaking like an alcoholic, just absolutely trembling. Felt like I'd been worked over with a bat. Started 3 hours after getting the shot and lasted 3 days.
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That's a bit intense but not terribly unusual. I'd say you lasted longer than most with those symptoms, and it may be because you already had exposure to the virus.
 
big ups liquid richard said:
That's a bit intense but not terribly unusual. I'd say you lasted longer than most with those symptoms, and it may be because you already had exposure to the virus.
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Yeah, day 3 was a lot better than the first two. I suspect I did indeed have previous exposure as I had a really weird cold-flu kinda bullshit last summer. Also, my injection site stayed sore as shit for a full fucking week. Maybe I AM coronavirus and that was me fighting the vaccine off.

Disheveled Human said:
Imagine if you caught the actual virus that wasn't nerfed and made to be easily digestible by the immune system.
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Wait, you're saying vaccines are "nerfed" and not the real, active virus? Holy shit, this revelation changes everything. Thanks for putting it in leet gamer speak for me.
 
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A Gay Retard said:
Wait, you're saying vaccines are "nerfed" and not the real, active virus? Holy shit, this revelation changes everything. Thanks for putting it in leet gamer speak for me.
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Well what did you think they are putting live virus into you? Its hard to say because so many retards actually think that.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Well what did you think they are putting live virus into you? Its hard to say because so many retards actually think that.
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Are you one of those people who has trouble with over-the-top sarcasm? I wish you the best of luck on a site like this.
 
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A Gay Retard said:
Are you one of those people who has trouble with over-the-top sarcasm? I wish you the best of luck on a site like this.
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I used to be sarcastic this site taught me otherwise depending on the user. Autism on my end and the other make this concept more complex then you would think. Using this site means you are on the "Spectrum".
 
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I got my first dose of Pfizer on Monday and had no real side effects other than a bit of shoulder stiffness that went away after a couple of hours.

The person administering the shot did say flu like symptoms are much more likely after the second dose but they may not happen at all either.
 
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