The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Squid Diddler]

Sonia Katchian is from Beirut. Isn't Paul some flavor of spic nigger?

That's Phil, not Paul

 

[White Devil]

That's Phil, not Paul

Duh. Thanks for the correction. I don't know how I got those two doofuses confused.

 

[A Grey Cat]

the restraints are for safety and it doesn't hurt them

Kevin upon learning that when he sees the alpacas all tied down and helpless: "Wait That's what the ropes are for?"

 

[Meiwaku]

Penny is mad

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Nice analogy pennywise.... weird because if you serve me an pear and say it's an apple it's still not a real apple and will never be one!

 

[stupid frog]

Duh. Thanks for the correction. I don't know how I got those two doofuses confused.

I get them confused too, that's why I use their fake names.

 

[Trianon]

Penny is mad
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Jarrod too
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They would not care one iota about what someone said on Twitter if they were actually self-sustaining. They have to keep Twitter clear of any questions because the well would truly dry up if other trans people started to suspect they were getting scammed.

 

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Yeah well, I guess alpaca's don't make a good main source of income

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

So it turns out that running blockchains and then attacking your supporters does not, in fact, garner good will within your community. Who'da thunk it?

 

[White Devil]

Going to laugh when more people realize the grift and their paypigs run dry. Could have bought those $3000 dollar greenhouse windows instead of all that unneeded larp gear but we all know their main priority is playing pretend. As women, businessmen, and as "freedom fighters".

 

[Meiwaku]

Alpaca naming bid is currently up to $250



Still Code Level: Earl at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch


Somehow we missed this gem ITT

Spoiler: Balding Alpaca Wrangler

New Tranch Perma Resident or Just Visitor???

For those of you unaware, Kevin has a new Girlfriend who is a newly trooned troon named Salina Grey who is currently at the Tranch and awaiting their SDI benefits and is homeless. He's allegedly a single father of four kids (who he posts on Twitter, no I'm not reposting a child here or anything about his kids because it feels weird and fucked up) and the oldest is at least old enough to code a game, another is currently 4. He and Kevin got a hotel together for amholing.

He has left his children with someone to be car homeless and go fuck Kevin and Tranch. ( Chronological Order)

Also: The comic that cracked his egg was the same one with the Kevin tweet

The rest of the arc with him meeting and touching the amhole and being Kevin's new gf is on the Gibes thread.

Bonus:



I don't know why scrotes ALWAYS think it's okay to leave their kids to go troon around. Usually they leave them to their wife but since he's a "single parent" I can only assume they're with a family member or something and instead of grifting around to be close to his kids we go fuck Kevin...

Votes open for if he goes back to be a father or stays as a Tranch member ....or maybe.... Moves with the kids to the Tranch....

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Bonus:

You have a troon right here saying without obfuscation that it is necessary to view themselves through a screen, as otherwise seeing what they actually look like will cause them harm. How can you be so retarded so as to think there's nothing wrong with that? If a non-troon told people they can only look at themselves through filtered pictures on their phone, people would raise mental health concerns. But since the mental patient decided to cut off their dick, what should be termed "crazy and insane behaviour" has become totally acceptable.

And remember, this is a parent of kids who are certainly internalizing all the lessons provided by their clown show tranny daddy.

 

[Ghjkl63]

new trancher looks dead inside

 

[White Devil]

 

[Neodymium-60]

New guy looks like a corpse

 

[stupid frog]

Going to laugh when more people realize the grift and their paypigs run dry. Could have bought those $3000 dollar greenhouse windows instead of all that unneeded larp gear but we all know their main priority is playing pretend. As women, businessmen, and as "freedom fighters".

They'll have to grift - they got tractor payments to meet!

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Them being a charity isn't exactly the excuse they think it is. Hell, it makes their questionable economics look worse in my opinion.

It's one thing for a regular business to fuck around and waste all their money on worthless shit. It's not good, but ultimately they're just wasting their own money. However it's extremely bad for a charity to do that, because then they're wasting money and resources that should have gone to their cause.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

new trancher looks dead inside

They all are.

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The Farms needs a vomit reaction.

Them being a charity isn't exactly the excuse they think it is. Hell, it makes their questionable economics look worse in my opinion.

It's one thing for a regular business to fuck around and waste all their money on worthless shit. It's not good, but ultimately they're just wasting their own money. However it's extremely bad for a charity to do that, because then they're wasting money and resources that should have gone to their cause.

Not to mention that charities run on good will and rich people's tax dodging. The Tenacious Unicorn ranch doesn't (as far as I'm aware) have millionaire and billionaire donors and thus must rely on an online community or transexuals which they just block chained into oblivion and a local community of well meaning neighbors that they keep slandering in between threatening to kill them.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Somehow we missed this gem ITT
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Spoiler: Balding Alpaca Wrangler

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A better picture of baldie and two ugly troons molesting a alpaca (from their instagram)

 

[Friendly Futa]

Why shave when you can just use a snapchat filter.

 

[Neodymium-60]

Those fucking teeth