DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DontEatSilicaGel]

When my fucking parents die

At least they'll die putting a smile on Derichs face.

Spoiler: sexy irish voice

 

[Sender]

I know it doesn't have to be said, but he's not going to read those updates unless one of his fans directs his attention to it. And then he wants it explained to him. It's a crowd-funded business, after all. His fans can work too everyonce in a while.

 

[Coke Zero]

Is he saying he's gotten vaccinated? There's no way because he'd be whining to his stream and trying to garner sympathy from his audience about the side effects. Is he literally fucking retarded?

Being a man of honesty and integrity, dsp interpreted "no masks if you're fully vaccinated" to mean no more masks for anyone. He kept saying mask requirements are gone last week, leaving off the part of it applying if you're actually vaccinated. Apparently since stores/businesses aren't allowed to ask, dsp is ok with not wearing a mask anymore.

Regardless of how you feel about masks, at least be consistent. Dsp has been a huge mask/lockdown guy this entire time (well he pretended to be anyway) but now he's ok with skirting the rules and not wearing a mask even though he's still technically mandated to since he's not vaccinated.

And he's ok with publicly sharing the fact that he's not following his state's coronavirus protocols like a scumbag.

 

[Pargon]

Regardless of how you feel about masks, at least be consistent.

Oh, I think Phil has been incredibly consistent. Everyone else needs to act in accordance with his own personal welfare regardless of circumstance while he gets to do whatever he likes.

 

[Balr0g]

Being a man of honesty and integrity, dsp interpreted "no masks if you're fully vaccinated" to mean to more masks for anyone. He kept saying mask requirements are gone last week, leaving off the part of it applying if you're actually vaccinated. Apparently since stores/businesses aren't allowed to ask, dsp is ok with not wearing a mask anymore.

Regardless of how you feel about masks, at least be consistent. Dsp has been a huge mask/lockdown guy this entire time (well he pretended to be anyway) but now he's ok with skirting the rules and not wearing a mask even though he's still technucally mandated to since he's not vaccinated.

And he's ok with publicly sharing the fact that he's not following his state's coronavirus protocols like a scumbag.

Phil skirting the rules isn't something new. He is the guy who tries to fit a square into a circle. Would be actually funny if he gets a visit from the police for skirting mask laws (I mean that's what the police do nowadays: enforcing stupid rules instead of doing their actual job) And he posted it for the world to see too. If Karma would be a thing for him he would get the coof delta soon.

 

[YokuNama]

Get ready for a complete retcon of everything he said about anti-maskers or some made up lie about how he got the vaccine behind-the-scenes without telling anybody.. which is complete bullshit because going to Walgreens and getting a shot would be the most exciting thing to happen to him all year and he couldn't help but talk complain about it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Get ready for a complete retcon of everything he said about anti-maskers or some made up bullshit about how he got the vaccine behind-the-scenes without telling anybody.. which is also bullshit because going to Walgreens and getting a shot would be the most exciting thing to happen to him all year and he couldn't help but talk complain about it.

Every single time he talked about the masks or the coof or the vaccine or whatever, we always had him reveal how much of a hypocrite he is not even a minute later. Remember when he bragged about going to a buffet but in the next sentence he called people idiots for standing in long lines at fast food places at the mall, "DON'T THOSE IDIOTS KNOW THAT THERE'S A THING CALLED COVID???" Dave said. What would make my day is if he complained about too many people not wearing masks anymore and saying that he highly doubts they got vaccinated. That would have me dying.

 

[actually]

I don't see him going back to Twitch. I have no doubt that he could do a 180 on all his Youtube rules, Twitch drools rhetoric, but Dave goes where the money is. If he goes back to Twitch he doesn't gain anything in terms of monetization, he's unpartnered so he can't get bits or subs. At least on youtube he's steadily starting to move all of his income to tips to offset no gifts subs being around.

I think he would only need to get affiliate status back to get bits and subs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

why the fuck does he want to play flight simulator??? does he think he'll be able to even understand it?? he says it'll be a "nice chill stream" which usually means a game that has very very little gameplay in it

i don't know how you can treat even a "job" like playing video games for a living like a shitty wage slave job and even try to cut corners on your "productivity" when your job is just a hobby that you are making money off of doing

I have no doubt he'll just put it on auto pilot ironically.

Being a man of honesty and integrity, dsp interpreted "no masks if you're fully vaccinated" to mean no more masks for anyone. He kept saying mask requirements are gone last week, leaving off the part of it applying if you're actually vaccinated. Apparently since stores/businesses aren't allowed to ask, dsp is ok with not wearing a mask anymore.

Regardless of how you feel about masks, at least be consistent. Dsp has been a huge mask/lockdown guy this entire time (well he pretended to be anyway) but now he's ok with skirting the rules and not wearing a mask even though he's still technically mandated to since he's not vaccinated.

And he's ok with publicly sharing the fact that he's not following his state's coronavirus protocols like a scumbag.

I look forward to him getting it and being laid out for 2 weeks like my friend did.

 

[YokuNama]

Every single time he talked about the masks or the coof or the vaccine or whatever, we always had him reveal how much of a hypocrite he is not even a minute later.

Oh every single fucking time the pandemic affected his life he would find something to bitch about or virtue signal and then would subtly admit that it was a completely selfish reason for whatever he was complaining about.

-When he complained about people stocking up on water because he was too lazy to get a water filter/pitcher and get it from the tap. Said everyone was stupid and over-reacting to the virus.

-All the times he would cuss out everyone (behind a camera of course, never in person) about how important it was to wear a mask because HIS OWN parents we're going to die, didn't mention hundreds of thousands of people have died from it already.

-When someone told him to tell Kat to get groceries when she got off work instead of taking a whole day off and both of them risk getting COVID. He insulted them and told them he didn't want her to COVID staying a whole 'nother hour after work.. so they can fuck off... despite her already being there for hours and both of them going to the same "OPEN AIRED" grocery store on their day off (?????)

-Demand more money from viewers despite 40 million people without jobs. He needed their money to solve a long-standing tax/debt problem that ultimately got wiped clean and STILL begging to pay his taxes and bills till this day.

-Passed up several opportunities to go get the vaccine but was "too busy" to schedule the appointment (Yes, playing a video game is being too busy) and the place offering the vaccine was too far away,

I'm sure there are more instances but those are the ones that I can think off the top of my head. So when these idiot's blow money on Phil it really makes me wonder do they actually watch, listen, or observe the shit that he says and does. I don't understand how you could back someone who is that selfish and hypocritical over playing your favorite video game poorly.

So, whatever he says today to dispute him going maskless, its going to be bullshit. Along with whatever scam reward he came up with to get more money because Youtube doesn't pay as much as Twitch and blah blah blah blah.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I think he would only need to get affiliate status back to get bits and subs.

Doesn't he have to wait until around this time next year to apply for affiliate again?

Get ready for a complete retcon of everything he said about anti-maskers or some made up lie about how he got the vaccine behind-the-scenes without telling anybody.. which is complete bullshit because going to Walgreens and getting a shot would be the most exciting thing to happen to him all year and he couldn't help but talk complain about it.

I dont think he will retcon this. It will just be ignored completely with a silent lean in. DSP knows that this is a trigger word for him getting cancelled. But no way he got the vaccine.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Dsp has been a huge mask/lockdown guy this entire time (well he pretended to be anyway) but now he's ok with skirting the rules and not wearing a mask even though he's still technically mandated to since he's not vaccinated.

Not the entire time, In the beginning he claimed "Literally every person you see outside wearing a mask is an idiot because thats not how they work"

https://youtu.be/MAsU1MnGhDk?t=3114

I really don't know how people look up clips of this mush mouthed moron who phrases everything as a question moving from topic to topic before finishing a thought as he talks in circles between ums and bodily noises.

I found a few other gems looking this up like him claiming covid is over and it's manageable like the flu and if he got sick he could afford to take the day off cause he's financially stable...this was january of this year. He flip flopped back and forth between it's just the flu and it's the end of days! Seems to be based on what game he's playing which kinda made me laugh.

 

[Coke Zero]

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Get ready for a complete retcon of everything he said about anti-maskers or some made up lie about how he got the vaccine behind-the-scenes without telling anybody.. which is complete bullshit because going to Walgreens and getting a shot would be the most exciting thing to happen to him all year and he couldn't help but talk complain about it.

Yeah there's no way he's actually got the vaccine. Besides the obvious complaining/storytelling he would have done for 3 straight weeks after getting it, he showed no physical indications that he got it. Even if you don't get any flu-like symptoms, the shot still hurts your arm for a few days and he's managed to flail his arms around in the air like an idiot all month with no issue.

Dsp is a super easy person to read, we all know that. He went from complaining for weeks about how hard it is to get scheduled for the vaccine to suddenly dropping all talk about the vaccine and saying it's a political issue. But why wasn't it a political issue when he was complaining about not being able to get it . Obviously at some point he decided he wasn't going to actually get it and that day it instantly became an off-limits topic he wouldn't discuss. Why would someone who's been so pro vaccine and adamant about getting it suddenly drop the topic and refuse to talk about it?

 

[PyroAlert]

The Fred Meyer Phil and Khet shop at have no appointment necessary COVID vaccines for almost 2 months now. It is advertised everywhere but Phil walks past them, nearly shitting his pants, scoffing at the idea of getting a vaccine because he does not have enough time to get TWO!!! different shots.

Yet he and Khet have more than enough time to try multiple restaurants and gorge themselves on various “authentic” dishes. Eating all this food only causes them to gain more weight, which Khet has gained a significant amount and only makes Phil have even more bouts of diarrhea!

 

[Brother Wind]

Remember when you had a summer internship selling life insurance and no one you called all summer would talk to you and you didn't sell a single policy? And then you told the company to "Go fuck yourself"? And then your stupid ass put them down as a reference at the next job you were trying to get and they honestly told them "Phil sucks at business, he's a horrible salesperson, he's not cut out for it, don't even waste your time with him"?

I have no memory of this. Where did you hear this?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

two updates inbetween the troon ddos

paypal are changing their fees, entire pdf file, I have no idea what fees are related to dave, but he'll probably use it as an opportunity to beg harder

the paypal chargeback and dispute fees are interesting, there's even a new fee for "mass disputes", lol

he was also LARPing as an anti-masker on his day off cause the virus has been deported back to china

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Archived tweet

LMAO its 2.89% + $0.49 for $1 through $24.99 donations

A $1 donation is now $0.44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



EDIT: After thinking about it, it's probably not a big issue, since he's only getting GaryBKK and OIC to donate $80-100 to "save the stream" so the fees won't add up. Sucks for everyone else though.

Also the math to give DSP a dollar is to tip $1.82 now. Might as well just make the minimum $2 at this point.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Going to be fucking hilarious when only twelve streaming days on youtube out of all of them didn't net at least $200 for a day total in tips but yet he's got to increase the total to $400.

Even the lowest day he's totalled in tips since he began streaming there this year is enough to bring in 30K a year if that's all he got five days a week for the year at $130.

 

[MoonRocker]

Jesus, these fucking trannies I swear… ruining my fucking internet nazi collaboration time with you guys.

Some people just don’t understand us…

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I think he would only need to get affiliate status back to get bits and subs.

It would be Twitch's call to make, and after the hours of video footage of Phil lambasting them on his streams for them to watch and see themselves (if someone has sent them in reported support tickets or someone there has seen the clips), I would not rate his chances of being let back in that high.

If he somehow did get accepted back, it would likely be another terrible call on Twitch as you had someone who's not only broken partnership and twitch rules on repeated occasions allowed to walk back repercussion free, but he has exploited their system on numerous instances (doing some strange things with the penee points, directly taking about bits and cheers in a dollar value sense and making suggestions for twitch users to commit fraud through PayPal) would give Phil an entitled sense of reasoning to walk all over them, unknowingly or knowingly that he didn't need an apology to be let back in and he can use them again like nothing ever happened.

So not only would Phil be a sorry cuck just chasing the green, but it would also make Twitch look like the even bigger cuck.

 

[UaineRunei]

Jesus, these fucking trannies I swear… ruining my fucking internet nazi collaboration time with you guys.

Some people just don’t understand us…

Seriously, if this guy fucking minecraft-death'd himself over people being "meanies" it's his problem. I don't even know who the fuck this guy is...

Also, paying for ddos attack seems like something retard that a DSP paypig would do, jfc...