حلال Obamatron - My best friend.

[Dork Of Ages]

A-Stump, Woody-chan, Luna and Pvt Richard Cranium are confirmed for being on there and will freely admit to it. Apparently Woody Chan mostly spergs in their chat.

Their board is really boring to look over, their most popular threads are about Null or us. And I've heard their offtopic boards are dead and almost everyone just lurks in their chat. They might as well have just made an irc channel. All they mostly do there is bitch about us and try to bait really hard.

Off-topic, but how do you know about Pvt being on that forum? Last time I talked with him, he seems to have mostly moved on and doesn't like to talk about lolcows much.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I could not agree more. Did @OBAMATRON , null, or @Valiant ever tell you about their collective Starbound experience?

When Obamatron was banned, Null and Valiant decided to play starbound together via a shared server. They talked about it and were interested in it and finally they did it. Guess who shows up right when they enter? Obamatron.

How would he have known about this event and shown up right when they entered? Simple, Obamatron literally spent day and night under the cloak of tor sitting and watching chat for days possibly over a month on end; just to ambush them in a videogame. Now that is extraordinary dedication. That is also very sad and pathetic.

Nothing will ever replace the Aloha Snackbar.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Now that is extraordinary dedication. That is also very sad and pathetic.

sure, but people do that type of stuff to me (not in games though), that doesn't make them a lolcow, it makes me proud of myself tbh

 

[AP 297]

sure, but people do that type of stuff to me (not in games though), that doesn't make them a lolcow, it makes me proud of myself tbh

No offense, but he would be much cooler if he did that to you than to Null and Valiant. You run the ED Forum and site. Null runs a site dedicated to following CWC and now "other cows". Kiwifarms is a good site and has a great community, still we are nowhere near as known as ED.

Null's infinity next project is important, don't get me wrong. Yet, Null and Valiant have nowhere near your internet presence. For Obeme to choose Null to stalk over you is kind of sad.

 

[LikeicareKF]

No offense, but he would be much cooler if he did that to you than to Null and Valiant. You run the ED Forum and site. Null runs a site dedicated to following CWC and now "other cows". Kiwifarms is a good site and has a great community, still we are nowhere near as known as ED.

Null's infinity next project is important, don't get me wrong. Yet, Null and Valiant have nowhere near your internet presence. For Obeme to choose Null to stalk over you is kind of sad.

don't stroke my ego too much

 

[AP 297]

don't stroke my ego too much

I did not say a single thing that was untrue, did I? A person could be judged by the nature of the prey they hunt, right?

I think @OBAMATRON should pursue you rather than Null. Even you would admit that you would present much more of a challenge and be a much more significant hunt.

Obamatron would be much cooler to me and a lot of people here if he pursued a more worthy opponent such as yourself.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

So why is he obsessed with Null? Was it really just banning a friend?
Because this is some OCD levels of stalking. Does he send physical letters and "gifts" too? Does Null nervously look out his window, knowing that Obamatron is watching, waiting to fulfill his dark, likely sexual desires?

 

[Pikonic]

One final point:

Please explain how this is not cyberbullying.

Nigga don't dish what you can't eat.

 

[HG 400]

The best thing is I have extremely embarrassing information about @Null that I was going to pass onto @OBAMATRON for shits and giggles but then he rated one of my posts autistic so now I'm not going to.

Lol fuck you @OBAMATRON

 

[OBAMATRON]

I could not agree more. Did @OBAMATRON , null, or @Valiant ever tell you about their collective Starbound experience?

When Obamatron was banned, Null and Valiant decided to play starbound together via a shared server. They talked about it and were interested in it and finally they did it. Guess who shows up right when they enter? Obamatron.

How would he have known about this event and shown up right when they entered? Simple, Obamatron literally spent day and night under the cloak of tor sitting and watching chat for days possibly over a month on end; just to ambush them in a videogame. Now that is extraordinary dedication. That is also very sad and pathetic.

Dude, get real. I showed up after reading the thread in the video games board and wrote "Ballpit" in the spawn. I don't even know who was in logged at the time.



I'm real bad.

 

[AP 297]

Dude, get real. I showed up after reading the thread in the video games board and wrote "Ballpit" in the spawn. I don't even know who was in logged at the time.

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I'm real bad.

That still does not answer the question about the Aloha Snackbar. What happened there? Valiant gave her side.

What is your side of the story, @OBAMATRON ?

 

[OBAMATRON]

That still does not answer the question about the Aloha Snackbar. What happened there? Valiant gave her side.

What is your side of the story, @OBAMATRON ?

What the fuck is an Aloha Snackbar?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Dude, get real. I showed up after reading the thread in the video games board and wrote "Ballpit" in the spawn. I don't even know who was in logged at the time.

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I'm real bad.

You cock you wrote OBAMA you lying piece of shit.


You just made that image up.

What the fuck is an Aloha Snackbar?

No infidels allowed.

 

[AnOminous]

don't get me wrong, he's a exceptional individual for sure

but not a lolcow

I don't know. Depends where you draw the line. I think he's a bit of a cow. Just not a very good one.

 

[Venusaur]

Nothing will ever replace the Aloha Snackbar.

I'm sorry.
I have access to Starbound now (still haven't played it), if you ever want to play and create the Aloha Snackbar 9000.

 

[John Daker]

@Null, @OBAMATRON is a cool guy and a great best friend &/or personal hero, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him.

 

[Null]

Dude, get real. I showed up after reading the thread in the video games board and wrote "Ballpit" in the spawn. I don't even know who was in logged at the time.

Except you were banned at the time, so the only way you knew about this server at all was through your alt accounts, which apparently you used so frequently you knew about a random thread in the Games section of Off-Topic. You didn't even say anything, you just found the IP, joined up, wrote something, and left. Just to make sure that everyone knew you had nothing better to do.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Except you were banned at the time, so the only way you knew about this server at all was through your alt accounts, which apparently you used so frequently you knew about a random thread in the Games section of Off-Topic. You didn't even say anything, you just found the IP, joined up, wrote something, and left. Just to make sure that everyone knew you had nothing better to do.

That's pretty fucking creepy @OBAMATRON
I know you want people to know you as "Hehe, that funny shitposter on Kiwi Farms", but now it's more of "That creepy teen who stalks an older guy cause he banned his friend".

 

[KingGeedorah]

I wonder if @OBAMATRON gets bullied in high school?

Never mind, of course he does.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Dude, get real. I showed up after reading the thread in the video games board and wrote "Ballpit" in the spawn. I don't even know who was in logged at the time.

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I'm real bad.

What wack ass nerd shit is the snitch ranting about?