DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Vic Viper T301]

Can we coin "You broke the law, I could sue you and win thousands of dollars in court, but I won't because I don't want to bother / I can't afford to hire a lawyer" as the Phil Burnell Maneuver?

 

[arrivefriday]

Holy shit, this stream is absolute fucking dogshit, I salute anyone who can power their way through this literal fucking kidney stone of a stream.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Holy shit, this stream is absolute fucking dogshit, I salute anyone who can power their way through this literal fucking kidney stone of a stream.

What do you mean?
Every since the Tips Goal was reached, Phil has stopped yawning into the mic, has been whooping and hollering at the games, and is now answering questions in his chat!
And literally as I was typing this he proceeded to clear his throat into the mic....

 

[Anya15]

Your cars... In the shop... For a FLAT TIRE?

LMAO.

What man doesn’t know how to change a tire?

 

[marlintan]

Phil continues to baffle me at every opportunity. I have the bar set so low for him that everyone can step over it and Phil manages to get BELOW the damn bar every single time. How can one live such a mediocre life?

You haven't met the enemy of complacency it seems. Things are good and they will continue to be good if you just keep doing the same thing every day, you just have to not think about it at all... come liver damage/lung cancer/losing relationships/high water.

That is exactly how one lives such a mediocre life.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

And imagine if Phil were a somewhat normal guy, he might be able to ask one of his neighbors for help with his car, there is always at least one handy man in the neighborhood who'll do it for cheap (or for nothing if you're a decent guy). It's amazing just how deviant Phil really is. If you want to be terrible with cars, at least have a friend or two that'll help you out.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

What man doesn’t know how to change a tire?

Phil is not a man, he is a 12 year old in a 39 year old (going on 65 year old) body. Phil does not know how to swim or ride a bicycle. David Burnell failed as a father and should be ashamed of himself.

 

[One Quick Post]

What man doesn’t know how to change a tire?

Too afraid to tend to his own car and jack it up to change his tire, but not afraid enough to avoid jacking it in front of a live webcam.

 

[BepsiLight]

Did anyone else catch Phil saying his catson Jasper "interacts" with his wife?
I don't know how to timestamp on a livestream sadly.
It was weird as fuck. Jasper goes around playing with his toy then he "interacts" with Khet. He's quite hyper.
Just thought it was a weird way to phrase it. Is that how he calls spending time with his wife? interacting?

 

[Gramh]

Did anyone else catch Phil saying his catson Jasper "interacts" with his wife?
I don't know how to timestamp on a livestream sadly.
It was weird as fuck. Jasper goes around playing with his toy then he "interacts" with Khet. He's quite hyper.
Just thought it was a weird way to phrase it. Is that how he calls spending time with his wife? interacting?

Of course, he doesn't spend time with her he provides her an interactive marriage service during his non work hours that includes mature adult activities for an agreed upon amount of time. Tips would really help right now Kat.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What man doesn’t know how to change a tire?

$100 says his wife can change a tire.

 

[Brother Wind]

Phil is not a man, he is a 12 year old in a 39 year old (going on 65 year old) body. Phil does not know how to swim or ride a bicycle. David Burnell failed as a father and should be ashamed of himself.

$100 says his wife can change a tire.

You know what. I could change a tire at 12. I was a weak noodly kid, so grandpa was making sure everything was tightened, but I could do it. And considering Kat is from Michigan, I would say Dollars to Doughnuts she could to. Especially the kinda girl who performs hair tricks in a Suburu. 100% she has been on the side of the road helping take off a tire.

 

[NotValKilmer]

I'll suggest it again: DSP Body Painting!

He'd probably manage to find some lead-based paint and cover himself in it

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

$100 says his wife can change a tire.

She can probably lift a bunch of foam out a packaged desktop computer as well with little effort compared to NoodleArmsPhil over here.

Edit: Sorry if the timestamp doesn't work, it's at 15:28

 

[Crooked 16th]

What man doesn’t know how to change a tire?

my dad showed me at like 11 how to change a tire took all of 10 mins to learn

 

[BlackDragoons]

$600 dollars for a motherfucking flat tire.

Holy shit what did you do airlift the car to get em changed?

 

[Mature Adult]

Guys, I'm so sorry....without kiwifarms I fell under the pignosis. He really looked like he was struggling sitting there...playing video games. Before I knew it, I had my paypal ready to give my life savings to DSP. Right before I hit submit, the farms was back up and I came back to my senses. Don't ever leave me bros, I don't know if I can resist him alone.

Good to see the $100 wouldn't last. The idea that he can barely survive on $20,000 over 60 days is great. For how much he talks about mature adults and immature idiots, the only people believing him about his bullshit "bills" are people who don't work or actually pay bills.

I bet the goal goes up to $200 again when another emergency happens around christmas. Whales gotta step up.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

That's getting clipped about 50 times...

What is?

 

[Surly Muppet]

These tweets are really rock bottom pathetic.
He has to tweet out that he's live and needs money, despite being live at the same time all but one day of the week.
He says he needs help with money 'this month', but when has that ever not been the case? And yet he still needs to slip it in there to make it sound like there is some emergency.
Then the whales actually turn up. So did they just want him to grovel and tweet? Or are they not watching him and actually see the tweet and spring into action?

And yet during the vest streak, Phil knew that the tweets were pathetic and he got mocked for firing them out so he stopped doing it. He has just completely turned and embraced something he knows is shameful because he can't even try to control his spending. The whales need to use aliases because they know they're cucked and don't want to get laughed at but Phil will recognize them. OiC barely even speaks on his main anymore and mods from the shadows while talking on his socks.

It's just a farce from everyone involved. An elaborate pantomime to try and conceal the fact that this is all just an addict begging and enablers enabling.

 

[Fill Bern El]

He has to tweet out that he's live and needs money, despite being live at the same time all but one day of the week.

but remember, DSP thinks games are "draws" for his stream and each game has a difference audience

by tweeting, he is therefore alerting his entire audience, whether they like his MLB streams or not, Phil is in trouble!

this logic makes no fucking sense but I need not explain that