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Chances are, if you casually mention it in the chat he will read it. He constantly does his gin-riddled eagle peek in the chat checking for donations or superchats and any sentence with the $ symbol is quickly read.
Tell him that Coco made over 10k$ before she even started the stream and currently is sitting at a lifetime of 2.46 million euros. And I'm not even sure if it's counting yesterday's stream, since she had 500k viewers and you couldn't track the donations even if you wanted. 800$ donations flew by.
The issue is that games actually have different draws if you actually play them.
For example, I usually watch ProtonJon, who you can say pulls a DSP, playing a myriad of games over a week. But the man enjoys them and tries his best.
I will tune in for say, Ninja Gaiden but I'll check someone else out when he's playing some old as fuck FPS. But DSP doesn't understand that having a "variety" of games where he plays them all in the same monotone way, is not variety and you're not having different audiences.
His attitude and style of gameplay in New Vegas is exactly the same as in MLB. Lay back, let the game autoplay, read whatever pops on screen. You're only attracting Derich-type of viewers, who are already there because they're Derichs!
But hey what do I know, I'm not the one with the 17 centuries worth of legacy, been a streamer ever since Rome fell and was called UmbrasydePhilum.
Good luck, homie.
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Monthly Roundup -- June 2021
Alright, let's do this. Data aggregated from Tips tracking spreadsheet
**Note: I've made a significant update to the tracking sheet. Accuracy has been improved by the following methods:
1. Tip income will be calculated by TIPS RECEIVED (and not by his retarded leaderboard). i.e. when Snowkarl tips $1.30, I am calculating gross amount received as $1.30 and not $1.00 which Dave rounds for every tip received.
2. For Net Income I have updated the Paypal fee formula to effectively emulate EXACTLY what he is being charged for tips so should be pretty close to 100% accurate. The calculated fee is 2.9% + 1.0% (since he obviously withdraws immediately like a fucking idiot) + 30 cents per tip transaction (which I am now calculating). This formula will be changing as of August 2021.
TL;DR
P.S. I had a lot of fun with that last roundup video I made and will likely do more, I'm thinking about making a primer video to go over how to navigate the spreadsheet and increase transparency on how I calculate things. My goal is to make this spreadsheet something that anyone in the vortex--including other content creators--can implicitly trust when they comment on how much Dave is actually pulling in every month. The more clear it is how much money he is making, the funnier it is when he begs like a little bitch, and the more people that feel comfortable using and trusting this tool, the more drive I have to keep it accurate and up to date.
Alright, let's do this. Data aggregated from Tips tracking spreadsheet
**Note: I've made a significant update to the tracking sheet. Accuracy has been improved by the following methods:
1. Tip income will be calculated by TIPS RECEIVED (and not by his retarded leaderboard). i.e. when Snowkarl tips $1.30, I am calculating gross amount received as $1.30 and not $1.00 which Dave rounds for every tip received.
2. For Net Income I have updated the Paypal fee formula to effectively emulate EXACTLY what he is being charged for tips so should be pretty close to 100% accurate. The calculated fee is 2.9% + 1.0% (since he obviously withdraws immediately like a fucking idiot) + 30 cents per tip transaction (which I am now calculating). This formula will be changing as of August 2021.
TL;DR
P.S. I had a lot of fun with that last roundup video I made and will likely do more, I'm thinking about making a primer video to go over how to navigate the spreadsheet and increase transparency on how I calculate things. My goal is to make this spreadsheet something that anyone in the vortex--including other content creators--can implicitly trust when they comment on how much Dave is actually pulling in every month. The more clear it is how much money he is making, the funnier it is when he begs like a little bitch, and the more people that feel comfortable using and trusting this tool, the more drive I have to keep it accurate and up to date.
His tips received are effectively half for June vs. the insane level of support he received for May (~12k). Predictably, he is suspecting that the $200 tips goal is what led to that which would explain him experimenting with his new $150 tips goal. Time will tell if his whales will take the bait in the end.
**Total gross tips for June 2021: $6,022
Here's the whale leaderboard (as of 06/30/21)
Complete tipper list for June 2021 (note: instances where a whale tipped under an obvious alias were combined with their primary tipping name)
**Total gross tips for June 2021: $6,022
Here's the whale leaderboard (as of 06/30/21)
Complete tipper list for June 2021 (note: instances where a whale tipped under an obvious alias were combined with their primary tipping name)
| Paypig | Total ($) | Highest tip ($) |
| [anon whale] | $358 | $100.00 |
| [anonymous] | $226 | $15.00 |
| 1MinuteMan | $126 | $26.00 |
| 42345676574553342 | $1 | $1.31 |
| ActivateFrogMode | $1 | $1.30 |
| alfredaponte | $127 | $20.00 |
| AndretheDJ | $289 | $100.00 |
| AngryRhinoHELPHELP | $1 | $1.30 |
| anirishman | $1 | $1.30 |
| Anji | $12 | $12.37 |
| anshengforever | $36 | $2.00 |
| atlastelamon9 | $1 | $1.30 |
| BabyVaso | $11 | $2.00 |
| barrel_shroud | $7 | $1.30 |
| BattleDuck9000 | $96 | $10.00 |
| beastbod | $3 | $1.30 |
| BigPapaPhil | $50 | $10.00 |
| Bobbajo | $25 | $25.00 |
| Bombay Sapphire | $3 | $3.00 |
| brazil | $1 | $1.30 |
| Brother Love | $20 | $19.88 |
| bubbles | $4 | $4.20 |
| Calinks | $11 | $5.00 |
| Callums Corner | $10 | $10.00 |
| Candace | $2 | $2.00 |
| Captaindcw | $10 | $10.00 |
| carltonjunior3 | $45 | $4.20 |
| Celebrities n' Characters | $4 | $4.20 |
| chipe | $14 | $4.20 |
| Choco Boco | $47 | $5.00 |
| Chrisb | $13 | $4.20 |
| cjuphoria | $20 | $20.00 |
| CMFool | $40 | $4.20 |
| Coccyx | $21 | $21.00 |
| crimson tide | $3 | $2.00 |
| Cyberchimera | $5 | $5.00 |
| DandyMan54 | $20 | $20.21 |
| DarkViking159 | $54 | $54.00 |
| DeadDove100 | $4 | $2.00 |
| Deistra | $4 | $4.20 |
| Diocletian60 | $54 | $20.00 |
| DollarThirtyDick | $3 | $1.30 |
| Dominik Mysterio | $6 | $6.19 |
| dooley258 | $4 | $4.20 |
| Doom805 | $2 | $2.00 |
| Dr. Ludvig Von Blindmin | $20 | $20.00 |
| DSPizza | $1 | $1.30 |
| Duplessis_ | $50 | $20.00 |
| Elski | $5 | $5.00 |
| eternal_napalm | $19 | $5.00 |
| Facundo | $4 | $4.20 |
| FanLivingInTheCeiling | $34 | $20.00 |
| FBG Duck | $5 | $2.00 |
| fearsindreams | $2 | $2.00 |
| Firebowl Axe | $3 | $1.30 |
| foxhound6364 | $5 | $5.00 |
| gameboy69err | $4 | $1.30 |
| GaryBKK | $886 | $190.00 |
| GoldenBOLTS | $40 | $30.00 |
| GorillaPimp | $5 | $5.00 |
| Greta Thunberg | $10 | $10.00 |
| H-Bomb | $10 | $7.06 |
| HairyButWhole | $19 | $4.20 |
| Haseox4 | $20 | $20.00 |
| HateNationalGuard | $1 | $1.30 |
| icecat7 | $3 | $2.50 |
| inDead | $3 | $1.30 |
| internetpeoplein2041 | $1 | $1.30 |
| inxanus | $1 | $1.30 |
| jaborist | $6 | $6.00 |
| Jack VanEe | $20 | $20.00 |
| JaddF | $23 | $1.30 |
| Jakileez | $40 | $15.30 |
| Jaxx_Raxor | $160 | $100.00 |
| JDog2009 | $1 | $1.30 |
| jonsn0w2015 | $2 | $2.00 |
| Karlton Banks | $4 | $4.20 |
| KnockinNuts | $2 | $2.00 |
| kuk0 | $10 | $10.00 |
| Ladiesman2166 | $3 | $1.30 |
| Lewis | $1 | $1.30 |
| Light Lamp | $4 | $4.22 |
| LocalNomad | $97 | $9.00 |
| LoCarb_Madman | $13 | $5.00 |
| Looze | $2 | $2.00 |
| Lord Grifter | $20 | $20.00 |
| Lou | $20 | $10.00 |
| Louis | $10 | $10.00 |
| Low Testosterone God | $3 | $3.22 |
| Luther Vandross | $5 | $5.00 |
| ManInTheMirror | $1 | $1.30 |
| maninthepicklesuit | $6 | $3.00 |
| Matthew Wilke | $70 | $5.00 |
| Max | $1 | $1.30 |
| Merdok | $200 | $200.00 |
| MidnightSyndicate | $9 | $2.00 |
| Miro | $1 | $1.30 |
| Miss Sasha | $1 | $1.30 |
| MisterGoogatz | $1 | $1.30 |
| modapox | $145 | $50.00 |
| Money Creature | $1 | $1.30 |
| moonwalkman | $4 | $4.20 |
| Mr. Googatz | $1 | $1.30 |
| Mr. Sega | $4 | $4.20 |
| mrminecraftish1 | $152 | $10.00 |
| MrPuffyNipples | $1 | $1.30 |
| MrTimo | $20 | $20.00 |
| MyaTheBeez | $120 | $50.00 |
| Mythical | $3 | $1.30 |
| Nasty Nate | $23 | $10.00 |
| neverendingcrisis | $1 | $1.30 |
| NoInkRibbonsDood | $10 | $10.00 |
| NumberOneMosesFan | $4 | $1.30 |
| nutperson | $1 | $1.30 |
| OddVidya | $96 | $20.00 |
| OMGItsEnormous | $1 | $1.30 |
| One two Uppercut | $1 | $1.30 |
| OnlyIcedCoffee | $193 | $50.00 |
| Oooog | $4 | $4.20 |
| OroTurtle | $61 | $30.00 |
| Peppes | $2 | $2.00 |
| Philsmokescrack | $28 | $20.00 |
| Picka Picka | $1 | $1.30 |
| Pizza Napoletana | $1 | $1.30 |
| Playcool18 | $1 | $1.30 |
| Playcool92 | $5 | $1.30 |
| plumgorl | $5 | $5.00 |
| Poached P | $1 | $1.30 |
| Pookie | $119 | $26.00 |
| pythonseptic | $1 | $1.30 |
| QDesjardin | $10 | $9.98 |
| rare billy | $10 | $5.00 |
| Rashon | $20 | $20.00 |
| RetroMatt | $5 | $5.00 |
| Reyes-Sensei | $30 | $10.00 |
| RobOnWheels | $26 | $10.00 |
| RubberNut | $49 | $26.00 |
| ryudomastermind | $1 | $1.30 |
| Sambuca2020 | $1 | $1.30 |
| SanitaryAccident | $19 | $4.20 |
| Sasha | $1 | $1.30 |
| sdchargers1 | $4 | $2.00 |
| Semiinept | $12 | $4.20 |
| Shaokonartist87 | $10 | $10.00 |
| shifty | $3 | $3.00 |
| Silent Hill | $20 | $10.00 |
| SilentBob | $222 | $37.00 |
| Sir LCL | $2 | $2.00 |
| six70two | $13 | $6.72 |
| sleezehead | $5 | $5.00 |
| Slizzaght | $10 | $10.00 |
| smiinept | $2 | $2.30 |
| snowkarl_ | $40 | $1.30 |
| Solid Piece of Muscle | $4 | $4.20 |
| SouSetSukenwarrior J | $5 | $5.30 |
| SpawnKiller | $25 | $7.00 |
| stank nugget | $22 | $22.00 |
| Stanty | $11 | $4.20 |
| stone hank | $1 | $1.30 |
| Subzeroz | $4 | $4.20 |
| Sunday | $1 | $1.30 |
| SuperBatCat | $8 | $7.55 |
| superblindman | $20 | $20.00 |
| SwagNeto | $5 | $5.00 |
| sweetmuffin | $1 | $1.30 |
| TarantulaMS2018 | $15 | $5.00 |
| TeamIcoGamer | $177 | $50.00 |
| The Chunky Bits | $5 | $5.00 |
| the last Star Citizen | $4 | $4.20 |
| The Legion of Doom | $14 | $14.00 |
| The Sixth Sense | $7 | $6.66 |
| The Underside of the Bowl | $1 | $1.30 |
| The UPS GUY | $4 | $4.20 |
| ThePastryarchy | $263 | $58.00 |
| thereal2chengz | $25 | $10.00 |
| thickassschtick | $2 | $2.00 |
| Thoraxtheimpula2077 | $89 | $89.00 |
| timbo slice | $55 | $2.50 |
| ToxNox | $3 | $1.30 |
| TrillOne817 | $10 | $10.00 |
| True.Love | $1 | $1.30 |
| turtledude44 | $16 | $2.00 |
| Tyholmes12 | $55 | $25.00 |
| uglytunaroll | $10 | $2.50 |
| UPS guy | $2 | $2.00 |
| viperhiggins | $1 | $1.30 |
| wario2255 | $1 | $1.30 |
| WetNurse | $17 | $17.00 |
| Windsey | $1 | $1.30 |
| Withdreday | $7 | $2.00 |
| WolfsParadox | $43 | $17.00 |
| wooden | $1 | $1.30 |
| xbox1isgarbage | $3 | $1.30 |
| YoboyLEM | $14 | $5.00 |
| YouTubeAlgorithm | $1 | $1.30 |
| Zain Syed | $3 | $1.30 |
| Zer0 | $10 | $10.00 |
| ziibrah | $5 | $5.00 |
His Patreon income experienced a ~33% decrease from his previous high in May. However, it appears to have stabilized at a little under $495. Note that this is close to 100% more than he was making on Patreon prior to the Twitch emergency. It seems that the people who would have pulled out already had, leading to a "refresh" of his Patreon account. A free $250 extra fixed income for the foreseeable future.
YouTube income for June was essentially the same as it was for May. However, keep in mind that Super Chats were initially enabled on May 15th, meaning that his initial surge of support via YouTube has petered out in June. His membership growth has really stalled out at this point as well. Without either improving his discoverability, gifted memberships, or multiple whale sock accounts, I can't see him hitting even his 200 member goal tbh.
**Total gross YouTube income for June 2021: $3,615
FYI those dumbass troll Super Chats add up pretty quickly.
Here's the whale leaderboard (as of 06/30/21)
Complete Super Chat list for June 2021:
**Total gross YouTube income for June 2021: $3,615
FYI those dumbass troll Super Chats add up pretty quickly.
Here's the whale leaderboard (as of 06/30/21)
Complete Super Chat list for June 2021:
| Paypig | Total ($) |
| #PixelCXC // ConnorXcrash | $5 |
| Aaron Carpenter | $5 |
| Adam Briceland | $5 |
| AdamnOUTLAW | $4 |
| AGILITY1983 | $8 |
| Alex7aj | $7 |
| Alexander Morales | $1 |
| Alien Xenomorph | $13 |
| AlienBoy13 | $5 |
| AndretheDJ | $55 |
| Andromedis | $5 |
| Anshengforever | $6 |
| Anthony Currier | $5 |
| Anton Mink | $20 |
| AnxiousAmoeba | $2 |
| AO | $15 |
| ARCADEGAMER | $24 |
| autizim0gaming | $5 |
| AyeJeremy | $5 |
| BFantastic | $52 |
| Big Goat | $8 |
| Black Knight | $6 |
| Blah Comments | $136 |
| Bobbu Chan | $1 |
| Bobby Lamosa | $5 |
| Brandon Cole | $16 |
| Burnt Zapato | $2 |
| Captain DCW | $10 |
| Chats Favorite Vest | $2 |
| Chef Dameski | $20 |
| coral guy | $5 |
| cursedhexfusion | $4 |
| DaDirtyTroll | $15 |
| Dakotah Beebe | $4 |
| Dan Ryan | $11 |
| DarrinIc8 | $3 |
| DasBoSchitt | $5 |
| Dead Iron | $3 |
| Deku | $5 |
| Derek Roberts | $15 |
| Detractor Beam | $5 |
| DMX rough ryda | $2 |
| dogpilled | $2 |
| Dripster866 | $2 |
| DTFSteakFries | $9 |
| DXP | $60 |
| Dylan | $2 |
| EDBISTHESICKEST | $10 |
| ElRealPetChicken | $10 |
| Everything PlayStation _890 | $15 |
| F U E G O | $2 |
| F1Fan | $2 |
| Fergo | $3 |
| First Fill | $18 |
| Foxy_Senko | $5 |
| Freaky Fred | $20 |
| Full Screen No | $5 |
| GaryBKK | $2 |
| Gelatinous Biscuit | $3 |
| Geoffrey B. | $10 |
| Gokuvsnaruto22 | $5 |
| Gorillajuice2009 | $3 |
| Gray_FoxRJ | $2 |
| greenteap3 | $4 |
| guitarplayer1939 | $5 |
| Hydro Ponix | $10 |
| ItsThe guy | $1 |
| Jack Beoris | $6 |
| Jack VanEe | $10 |
| JacksonisAFK | $2 |
| Jake Husdon | $1 |
| Jake Lasso | $10 |
| Jbreezy | $4 |
| JDog | $2 |
| Jess Mess | $9 |
| Jonathan Rojas | $5 |
| Jose M. | $18 |
| Joseph C. | $13 |
| Joseph Cain | $2 |
| Just SAYIAN | $2 |
| JustTheFactsMa'am | $4 |
| Kelly | $2 |
| Koopa Troopa | $5 |
| Lanparty9 | $12 |
| LeFerret | $1 |
| LEGITIMATEPROBLEM | $9 |
| lightlamp | $3 |
| Liquid Richard | $2 |
| Lordxlaw | $5 |
| Lou | $25 |
| LP101 | $70 |
| luvlaceymosley | $5 |
| Manni-Gaming | $24 |
| Marcos 'KainZ7' Gaming | $1 |
| Marcus Fearson | $5 |
| MarginalSC | $5 |
| Mario Navarro | $2 |
| mark brennan | $6 |
| mega fuse | $60 |
| MemberOfBowzA007 | $10 |
| miamigirl234 | $6 |
| Michael Jordan | $3 |
| michael scofield | $10 |
| Mickey Nelson | $2 |
| Mickydudle | $28 |
| Miu | $3 |
| Mr Timo | $35 |
| Mr. Papaveraceae | $5 |
| Mr. Sega Lives! | $10 |
| mrminecraftish | $11 |
| Muse89 | $5 |
| Mystery Boy in Black | $4 |
| Nasty Nate | $11 |
| normalmoose | $10 |
| Nuno Gloop | $30 |
| Oab Bandit | $15 |
| OGx Focal | $6 |
| OI | $2 |
| Onyx The Gem Lord | $2 |
| ooziegohard | $5 |
| Paradox 988 | $2 |
| Parasolo | $13 |
| parkourfan91 | $5 |
| pastrylovinbastard | $11 |
| PHIL PLAY STRIVE | $5 |
| Phil what's for dinner tonight? | $5 |
| Phildof Snortler | $2 |
| Philippe Gama | $3 |
| Phillips_Smelly_Chair | $15 |
| Pimpking | $16 |
| Pixapok | $5 |
| Play Mega Man X7 | $2 |
| Poached Poedilack | $2 |
| Polish Sausage | $3 |
| Professor Doge | $1 |
| Quantum5325 | $8 |
| Radio Magnet | $1 |
| Randy Boudreaux | $10 |
| reed | $5 |
| ReviewTechUSA | $15 |
| Richard Miller | $5 |
| Richard Pearce | $3 |
| Robert Tarlow | $2 |
| roush | $5 |
| Roxanne Finigan | $5 |
| Samantha Chambers | $2 |
| Señor Bones | $10 |
| Sergio Lopes | $8 |
| Shiz Oh Network | $2 |
| shof15 | $10 |
| SilentSc0per | $5 |
| sleaye | $2 |
| SmaSagar | $5 |
| sockafock | $5 |
| Some Armwresler | $34 |
| spawnkiler | $51 |
| Stanty Plays | $2 |
| STIFF MEISTER | $5 |
| Subway Jared Fogle | $20 |
| Super Blimp | $1 |
| Sweettooth Gaming | $19 |
| TDotHolmes | $20 |
| TeamIcoGamer | $18 |
| The Gulag Gang | $20 |
| The Shin Black | $7 |
| The Zwei Archives | $10 |
| TheGunShow84 | $2 |
| thereal2chengz | $5 |
| Thorax | $15 |
| timbo slice | $22 |
| Timothy Tealer | $25 |
| turtledude | $4 |
| Wings8MyChilli | $6 |
| WolfsParadox | $12 |
| YBB Kenny | $2 |
| yoda you talk like | $5 |
| Zach | $10 |
| Zain Syed | $2 |
| Zurc amos | $4 |
Obvious dip in income, yet still making too much. Of course, once the pig expects a certain level of support, there really is no going back is there? Remember that Patreon income is paid on the 1st of the following month, YouTube income is paid on the 21st of the following month.
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Dave's score for June 2021 based on a net income of $50 per hours is...Computer Systems Analyst
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Stay safe, fam.
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Dave's score for June 2021 based on a net income of $50 per hours is...Computer Systems Analyst
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Stay safe, fam.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2020
Literally how the fuck is the issue on a car “personal info” personal info is the shit the bank asks you over the phone before discussing your account, not the fact that you had a flat tire. God he’s such a fag
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2019
Nice autism, sir. May I ask is Excel you are using is genuine Microsoft shill or barely-genuine one?
- Joined
- May 24, 2020
Remember when one of the reasons he listed for ducking Super Turbo on Fightcade is because his computer is "too old" so he won't be able to play it on his PC and stream it at the same time?
scobra666
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 6, 2018
wow he's so fucking smart Mr. valedictorian obviously doesn't understand how internships work. and what the fuck is he talking about like he hasn't had his entire worthless life paid for. I hate this fucking guy so much man
600 bucks for some stock tires hahahaha sure thing his lies are so fucking trash, also just caught this wording fucking christ
starts 16:48
WolverineGuy22
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2020
Net 8.7k for the month of June? Damn boys, we really are seeing the demise of DSP here. He literally won’t survive more than 3 more months only making 8k a month.
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2020
Half a mile walk was a milestone for Phil and he was sweating profusely afterwards? Phils heart is sooooo fucked.
Lolidaki
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2017
of course, he pulls the "I could have sued, th-they did an illegal" after admitting he now owed them money and refused to pay, fucking fantastic story.
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2019
So pretty much every job he has had, he’s been a shitty employee, acted like he should be a manager and not an entry level employee, and ultimately got “screwed over” by the business and fired (but Phil says he was “laid off” or “quit”) even though he did nothing wrong, and the business was shady and scamming people or not running their business correctly, and he could have totally exposed them/sued them if he had wanted to.
I think we’ve all worked with someone who had at least some of these awful quirks. He was the person in the office that everyone hated. The one who, when they approached you while you were talking with a co-worker, you’d say to them (under your breath) “Oh fuck me… here comes _______. I fucking hate him/her…” And when they were eventually and inevitably fired, you and your co-workers went out to lunch to celebrate.
Jose Cuervo
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2021
After a few days of the Farms being inaccessible, I come back to find Phil:
- Retconning that he wouldn’t increase the tips goal after being paid by YouTube;
- Raising the tips goal to 150$;
- Shamelessly begging;
- Claiming that his car had a flat tire and needs to pay for it, without going into detail;
- Begging for an Xbox Series X with an absolutely inane justification (if it’s about Game Pass, he can play at least 90% of the games available on his Xbox One or he could just get a Series S considering how much he cries about his financial situation);
- Ranting about other content creators and how they behave as being entitled, without once referencing himself except when to play the victim card.
Never change, Phil. Never change.
- Retconning that he wouldn’t increase the tips goal after being paid by YouTube;
- Raising the tips goal to 150$;
- Shamelessly begging;
- Claiming that his car had a flat tire and needs to pay for it, without going into detail;
- Begging for an Xbox Series X with an absolutely inane justification (if it’s about Game Pass, he can play at least 90% of the games available on his Xbox One or he could just get a Series S considering how much he cries about his financial situation);
- Ranting about other content creators and how they behave as being entitled, without once referencing himself except when to play the victim card.
Never change, Phil. Never change.
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2021
People underestimate how many of his fans are actual retards. BattleDuck9000 tipped $20 after Phil's sad begging story. How many times this single individual fell for that? I swear, they all have a memory span of a goldfish overdosed on Xanax.
- Joined
- May 20, 2021
This expands to literally every single hardship in Phil's life. From his partnerships with gaming platforms, to his friendships/relationships, to his goddamn car oil levels... he is always the mature, rational one, and everyone else just fucks it all up. Poor little Phil couldn't do anything.
Phil is a textbook definition of learned helplnessness. He's a passenger in his own life and will be muttering "I did nothing wrong" on his premature deathbed, alone and weak.
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2019
He drove it on the rim didn't he?
Imagine the embarrassment of telling your wife you can't change a tyre.
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- May 24, 2020
My favorite is the contrast between the bank job story where he tried to get 2 coworkers fired for dating which I assume was against company policy and his retail job where he got shitcanned after misusing the employee discount he had. Just goes to show that if you're a good worker who's doing numbers, the company you work for will overlook minor breaches of company policy, I'm sure the manager he tried to get in trouble was making a lot of money for the bank which was the reason upper management told the gout-ridden fuck to piss off. And that's just me assuming that coworkers dating was against company policy at that bank, if it wasn't then it's just an absolutely pathetic move on his part.
Similarly, if Phil was making bank at the retail job he worked at, they'd overlook him misusing employee discount to buy 3 Playstations for a tournament or whatever, the loss they'd have from that would've been covered by the profits he'd be raking in. But he wasn't, he wasn't even an average employee, he was a shitty one and when he breached company policy they got a way to get rid of him without any fuss.
Phil has always seethed about the fact that people who are high achievers are allowed to get away with more shit than those who are average or those who are absolute shit achievers like Phil, he always bitches about how he gets treated unfairly and scrutinized about the tiniest of things but other people don't. Like when he seethed about high-level Japanese fighting game players recently and about how they had their travel and lodging expenses paid for while poor little Phillip had to fuck up his credit so he could travel and lose at tournaments. Then there was the rant where he said that he wouldn't tolerate top-level players being late for a tournament if he ran them.
DeeTracktor
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Sidenote
I will NEVER forgive Phil for not having the Silver Vest on when this image was captured for the ages
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I know how, but I still share a AAA family plan because I'm a lazy piece of shit.
Melfice
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LMAO. I called the $150 tips goal about a month ago. I presume this will lead to "Bacon Sweats Season 3: The crisping"
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