DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I know how, but I still share a AAA family plan because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Not that I want to defend Phil, and this may not apply to his car, but a lot of newer ones don't have a spare tyre

 

[Pargon]

A $600 car repair bill certainly is nearly identical to the cost of a new Xbox Series X plus perhaps one new game. One of the oldest tricks in the fraud playbook for small business owners: say you’re paying for something necessary but blow it on something for yourself instead. Phil, of course, has the transparency of a lead sheet and his asshole idiot fans don’t question him so expect to hear about how a loyal, anonymous supporter gifted him a brand new $500 console out of the goodness of their heart in this time of sluggish global economic growth.

EDIT: series S, not X, though I would be simultaneously disgusted and unsurprised if he wound up with an X anyway.

 

[Adebisi]

Not that I want to defend Phil, and this may not apply to his car, but a lot of newer ones don't have a spare tyre

Yes but at the end of the day you can jack the car up take tire and rim to the shop and have them work on it that way. 100% guarantee this moron got fleeced by a tow truck for $150

 

[gaarashatan]

hell, you couldve literally put a spare on it and said fuck it. instead he got tow'd then they told him to replace all 4. and labor. this dude literally just throws away fucking money cause he doesnt care to or know how to do the shit himself and turns around to children to beg for money

its honestly laughable anymore

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Literally how the fuck is the issue on a car “personal info” personal info

The dead tranny hooker in the trunk?

 

[Poo Twister]

Cowboy hat huh?

Pretty gay if you ask me.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He drove it on the rim didn't he?

Imagine the embarrassment of telling your wife you can't change a tyre.

If that creature was evolved enough to have the capacity for embarrassment, this subforum wouldn't exist.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I know I'm late on this. I'm watching Comma's video and I got to the point where Phil claims his car is in the shop and I just about had an aneurysm. His new fucking car, that he barely even drives, is 'in the shop' and he doesn't know how expensive it's going to be to fix? HOW?! No seriously. This is the most blatant, bold faced lie he has ever told. This mother fucker got rid of his fucking BMW and bought a NEW GODDAMN CAR. It's like five years old. Correct me if I'm wrong here. Maybe I'm off by a bit. A goddamn new car, and given this motherfucker's lifestyle I'm going to bet it's got under 10,000 miles on it. And it's 'in the shop' overnight, with no estimate? I say again, HOW?! Only an actual retard who donates to Phil would be stupid enough to buy this line of 100% pure unadulterated BULLSHIT. I shouldn't be surprised he would go this far, but still I am shocked by the absolute depths to which he is willing to just lie to his audience to beg them for money. Absolutely incredible. I'll take my top hats. I'm legit tilted by this.

Edit: I've calmed down and read the previous couple pages. So it was a flat tire, that makes sense. That happens. Incredibly manipulative to claim his car is 'in the shop' for a goddamn flat tire, but that's what we've come to expect I guess.

I thought the same thing, how did he not get an estimate before he ok'ed the repair then to find out it's a fixing a flat which most places will look at it on the spot and tell you if you need a new tire or not. Who sits there and waits to hear back from the mechanic over a flat tire? He claimed it was all the way flat, did he drive on the rims to get it there?

That is a DSP thing to do so....

Whats getting me is I don't know if this is he's a idiot who knows so little about cars he thinks a flat is like his transmission crapped out or he tried to pull a con and didn't know what he was talking about BUT being phil he thinks he knows what he's talking about so we got this story thats just...I dunno.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

A $600 car repair bill certainly is nearly identical to the cost of a new Xbox Series X plus perhaps one new game. One of the oldest tricks in the fraud playbook for small business owners: say you’re paying for something necessary but blow it on something for yourself instead. Phil, of course, has the transparency of a lead sheet and his asshole idiot fans don’t question him so expect to hear about how a loyal, anonymous supporter gifted him a brand new $500 console out of the goodness of their heart in this time of sluggish global economic growth.

EDIT: series S, not X, though I would be simultaneously disgusted and unsurprised if he wound up with an X anyway.

If Phil wasn't such a mark I would be suspicious. But everytime he comes into contact with someone looking to get money out of him he gets played.

I wouldn't be surprised if the mechanic told him it's a buyers market for tyres.

 

[Sender]

EDIT: series S, not X, though I would be simultaneously disgusted and unsurprised if he wound up with an X anyway.

He shat on the Series S before the consoles were even released. He definitely wants a X, and he wants it now. He acts like a giddy little kid before Christmas when he talks about the X.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Phil wasn't such a mark I would be suspicious. But everytime he comes into contact with someone looking to get money out of him he gets played.

I wouldn't be surprised if the mechanic told him it's a buyers market for tyres.

Rubber shortage, COVID dude. Snort!

 

[NotValKilmer]

You know who looks the stupidest here? The autismos who give Phil money. He scams you then turns around and gets his shekels taken by a bigger fish, or in this case, a mechanic who probably saw Phil a mile away.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remember the 'big problem' with the car, that Phil couldn't talk about to respect the car's privacy?

It was a flat tire. No, I'm not joking.

Even better, the cost and imposition is SO MUCH because I guarantee that this clown called someone out to fix it. He 100% has never changed a tire in his life

$100 says his wife can change a tire.

This is further proof she's not there as I have no doubt whatsoever she can indeed change a tire.

$600 dollars for a motherfucking flat tire.

Holy shit what did you do airlift the car to get em changed?

Firestone is pretty pricey plus they know they have a rube when he can't change his own tire.

Literally how the fuck is the issue on a car “personal info” personal info is the shit the bank asks you over the phone before discussing your account, not the fact that you had a flat tire. God he’s such a fag

That's his signal that it's really a nothingburger and he's lying.

So pretty much every job he has had, he’s been a shitty employee, acted like he should be a manager and not an entry level employee, and ultimately got “screwed over” by the business and fired (but Phil says he was “laid off” or “quit”) even though he did nothing wrong, and the business was shady and scamming people or not running their business correctly, and he could have totally exposed them/sued them if he had wanted to.

I think we’ve all worked with someone who had at least some of these awful quirks. He was the person in the office that everyone hated. The one who, when they approached you while you were talking with a co-worker, you’d say to them (under your breath) “Oh fuck me… here comes _______. I fucking hate him/her…” And when they were eventually and inevitably fired, you and your co-workers went out to lunch to celebrate.

You really have to be beyond a piece of shit to lose a job your father got you at the same company he works for here in the northeast at least.

Not that I want to defend Phil, and this may not apply to his car, but a lot of newer ones don't have a spare tyre

DEBUNKED!

Spoiler

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DEBUNKED!

I was about to call bullshit on that too and then looked it up. He's right, something like 30% of new cars don't include a spare tire now! WTF? They need the lower weight to meet federal fuel efficiency guidelines. Fucking commies.

 

[YokuNama]

A $600 car repair bill certainly is nearly identical to the cost of a new Xbox Series X plus perhaps one new game. One of the oldest tricks in the fraud playbook for small business owners: say you’re paying for something necessary but blow it on something for yourself instead. Phil, of course, has the transparency of a lead sheet and his asshole idiot fans don’t question him so expect to hear about how a loyal, anonymous supporter gifted him a brand new $500 console out of the goodness of their heart in this time of sluggish global economic growth.

EDIT: series S, not X, though I would be simultaneously disgusted and unsurprised if he wound up with an X anyway.

I don't know where this $600 number is coming from because I didn't listen to all of what Phil said about his "car in the shop" story but a flat tire doesn't cost $600 to repair. If he said that, he's either lying or got swindled.

As a man who's owned a car for a long time, you should know mechanics are going to upcharge you with bullshit repairs while you're there for something else. One time I went to.. I believe it was Firestone in fact.. for an oil change and paid for them to check all my fluids in the process, only for them to tell me my license plate light needed to be replaced. $50 they said. "Hell no" I said, and went straight to AutoZone and paid the $5 for the bulb and did it myself.

The point of that story in regards to Phil is, Phil is like a woman when it comes to this type of thing. If the bill is actually $600+, they must of saw his penguin walking ass from a mile away and knew "this guy doesn't do shit but sit all day" and probably told him he needed to replace all 4 tires with brand new top of the line ones for running over a nail.

Other than that, I don't see how a flat tire cost $600 if that's what he said the bill was.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I hope Phil gets gifted an X box series Rip Off and will watch with delight as he learns that it wont save his ''business'' either

 

[Pargon]

I don't know where this $600 number is coming from because I didn't listen to all of what Phil said about his "car in the shop" story but a flat tire doesn't cost $600 to repair. If he said that, he's either lying or got swindled.

As a man who's owned a car for a long time, you should know mechanics are going to upcharge you with bullshit repairs while you're there for something else. One time I went to.. I believe it was Firestone in fact.. for an oil change and paid for them to check all my fluids in the process, only for them to tell me my license plate light needed to be replaced. $50 they said. "Hell no" I said, and went straight to AutoZone and paid the $5 for the bulb and did it myself.

The point of that story in regards to Phil is, Phil is like a woman when it comes to this type of thing. If the bill is actually $600+, they must of saw his penguin walking ass from a mile away and knew "this guy doesn't do shit but sit all day" and probably told him he needed to replace all 4 tires with brand new top of the line ones for running over a nail.

Other than that, I don't see how a flat tire cost $600 if that's what he said the bill was.

I mean, it’s Phil. If you’ve been paying attention you’re already skeptical of anything coming out of his mouth. Then consider he’s talking about money. Granted, when isn’t he, but that’s red flag number two. And he’s being evasive. At this point you should just be writing him off entirely.

That said yes, to be a mechanic now it’s a requirement to know a mark when you see one, and not just so you can screw them. People like Phil do not put the time and energy into learning their machine and so even the good-hearted mechanics need to be incredibly thorough because if they’re not and anything happens to their car within two aeons of bringing it in for service you can bet they’re getting a call either from the owner or their insurance swearing up and down that the mechanic fucked their shit up. You also have to know to explain things to them like they’re five years old because the average driver doesn’t know what sounds important but is really not a crucial fix (an air filter) and what sounds basic but is actually really fucking important (struts! they bear the weight so it doesn’t ride on your suspension, idiot!).

teal deer, being a mechanic, even a good one, is dealing with 6-foot children with bank accounts all day every day. Fucking maddening that everyone in the first world is walking around with the entire internet in their pocket and .05% put it to practical use in their lives. Doomed species. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, I’ll take my cyanide capsule now.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil claiming it cost $600 to repair a flat tire is insane. I just had to repair a flat tire at Les Schwab a couple of months ago and it was less than $80. Phil probably paid about this much but is telling his autistic paypig small dick audience that he paid $600 in order to fool them into emptying their Joe Biden checks into Phil’s PayPal account.

Phil will then withdraw that money immediately, and use that money to play Champions, gorge on more fast food with Khet, and buy frivolous things on Amazon.

Phil and Khet are gaining weight rapidly. Sadly for Phil, the weight Khet is putting on is not going to her tits but rather to her neck and stomach. Strangely for Phil, the weight he is putting on is going to his tits, face, and ass.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was about to call bullshit on that too and then looked it up. He's right, something like 30% of new cars don't include a spare tire now! WTF? They need the lower weight to meet federal fuel efficiency guidelines. Fucking commies.

I have heard the same. I went to the begruptcy files to get the info so my joke was accurate.

 

[Transgendered Olympian]

Like others have said, Phil is either lying or getting taken for a ride about the car bill. I drive a truck thats over 20 years old, have brought it in to get pretty much anything you can name fixed on it and it's even in the shop right now. If its just a small puncture in the tire, any shop will PATCH it up for you for about 20-30 dollars. I mean a new set of tires doesn't even cost 600 bucks, I've had to have things welded back on to my engine and that has never cost more than a few hundred dollars. Phil is either lying or is a woman when it comes to cars.