DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

They probably told him you should change both tyres on the axle so they'd match (which you should do really) but decided he would get Goodyear Eagle F1s or some other high end rubber all round (which you don't need on a car that drives about 5 miles a day and never goes above 40mph).

Or he's just lying and pulled a figure out of his arse to justify why he needs tips more than ever.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I was about to call bullshit on that too and then looked it up. He's right, something like 30% of new cars don't include a spare tire now! WTF?

Some of them have run-flats instead, they're not just for presidential limousines anymore.
I wish Phil still had that BMW, that probably did have run-flats and he probably would have just kept driving on them till they utterly collapsed.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The person who talked about Coco in DSP's stream should be smacked for bringing the former into the latter. Absolutely insulting.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If my fans were that retarded I’d lie about the price too

 

[Poo Twister]

Phil claiming it cost $600 to repair a flat tire is insane. I just had to repair a flat tire at Les Schwab a couple of months ago and it was less than $80. Phil probably paid about this much but is telling his autistic paypig small dick audience that he paid $600 in order to fool them into emptying their Joe Biden checks into Phil’s PayPal account.

Phil will then withdraw that money immediately, and use that money to play Champions, gorge on more fast food with Khet, and buy frivolous things on Amazon.

Phil and Khet are gaining weight rapidly. Sadly for Phil, the weight Khet is putting on is not going to her tits but rather to her neck and stomach. Strangely for Phil, the weight he is putting on is going to his tits, face, and ass.

Could he not have just changed it himself? I don't drive, but my retarded slut of a sister changed hers during a long trip.

 

[Pargon]

Could he not have just changed it himself?

Please scroll up to the top of the page, read the name of the subject of this subforum, and consider whether this question needed to be asked.

 

[No Context DSP Chat]

Not sure if it was linked already (I hop in and out of this thread randomly), but I clipped and edited together some of the highlights from pre stream, day stream and night stream regarding the $150 goal.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Could he not have just changed it himself? I don't drive, but my retarded slut of a sister changed hers during a long trip.

I've got one question - is knowing how to change a tire a requirement to pass the test to get your driver's license in the US? Where I'm from it's part of the practical part of the exam. Then again it's been more than a decade since I got my license so maybe even here you don't need to know that anymore.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

The person who talked about Coco in DSP's stream should be smacked for bringing the former into the latter. Absolutely insulting.

Imagine Phil having to deal with the asshole antis that frequented Coco's streams, if the farms are autism central I don't think I can even find the words to properly describe those exceptional individuals.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know where this $600 number is coming from because I didn't listen to all of what Phil said about his "car in the shop" story but a flat tire doesn't cost $600 to repair. If he said that, he's either lying or got swindled.

As a man who's owned a car for a long time, you should know mechanics are going to upcharge you with bullshit repairs while you're there for something else. One time I went to.. I believe it was Firestone in fact.. for an oil change and paid for them to check all my fluids in the process, only for them to tell me my license plate light needed to be replaced. $50 they said. "Hell no" I said, and went straight to AutoZone and paid the $5 for the bulb and did it myself.

The point of that story in regards to Phil is, Phil is like a woman when it comes to this type of thing. If the bill is actually $600+, they must of saw his penguin walking ass from a mile away and knew "this guy doesn't do shit but sit all day" and probably told him he needed to replace all 4 tires with brand new top of the line ones for running over a nail.

Other than that, I don't see how a flat tire cost $600 if that's what he said the bill was.

I could see $600 if all four were being replaced. Since those are probably the original tires that would be the smart thing to do so no way that's it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I've got one question - is knowing how to change a tire a requirement to pass the test to get your driver's license in the US? Where I'm from it's part of the practical part of the exam. Then again it's been more than a decade since I got my license so maybe even here you don't need to know that anymore.

It is not. At least I don't know of any state where it is and I doubt if there is one, Washington is the state where it's required.

 

[john_g]

Not sure if it was linked already (I hop in and out of this thread randomly), but I clipped and edited together some of the highlights from pre stream, day stream and night stream regarding the $150 goal.

he needs tips right now to help short term, NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE

and with his car ? how can he not know the repair cost ? never heard of a cost estimate you can request ?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Since phil is always in a perpetual economic struggle, where does Kat comes in? She lives with him, should be expected of her to contribute to the money problem too. Since idk if I'm too old fashion, but married couples usually help each other. To my understanding, has phil ever said how does she contributes to the economic problem of Phil?

My personal theory is that ever since she moved in, has ramped his begging considerably vs when he was with Leanna, which cements the idea that she's a gold digger or she keeps all money to herself since she doesnt trust phil with her money which would be telling of how much trust she has....then again would you trust a dood who went bankrupt with your money?

 

[Jasper2K]

Like others have said, Phil is either lying or getting taken for a ride about the car bill. .

The dude made over 9k last month and way more than that the month before that.. He's full of shit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The dude made over 9k last month and way more than that the month before that.. He's full of shit.

I'm not totally sold on the mobile game angle but there's definitely something we don't know about. The whole thing just defies all logic. I've been toying with the idea that the constant stream of one or two whales contributing everything could be some elaborate money laundering operation he's being forced to participate in.

 

[Iron Hamster]

probably did have run-flats

or run fats. (see what I did there?)

I've been toying with the idea that the constant stream of one or two whales contributing everything could be some elaborate money laundering operation he's being forced to participate in.

That's even more far fetched than the wwe account is his.......especially with evidence.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I've got one question - is knowing how to change a tire a requirement to pass the test to get your driver's license in the US? Where I'm from it's part of the practical part of the exam. Then again it's been more than a decade since I got my license so maybe even here you don't need to know that anymore.

Well as far as im aware this is news to me, since for our drivers test consist of: U-turn, stops for pedestrians, park side ways and reach the end to do a full-stop all while driving around the speed limit which is 40.

although thinking about it they should include basic vehicle care (change tires, check oil, apply brake fluid etc.) as part of the tests so that kids wont come out as dipshits as phil when it comes to cars

 

[SPhobos]

A bit off topic but if anyone is looking for games to pick up during the summer sale on Steam just go down the list of games Phil has refused to play to find some real gems. Like Blasphemous, Hollow Knight, and Bloodstained just to name a few that DSP for some reason or another took a hard pass on. Basically whatever Phil has adamantly refused to play is probably worth taking a look at since he's slept on some of the best games these past few years and instead shelled out full price for remakes and remasters.

 

[Melfice]

For the record, anyone with a flat tyre who changes it should still probably go to a garage at some stage. I knew someone once that changed a tyre but didn't fit the new one tightly enough. 3 months later he found out why you should make sure it has been done properly, even if its just a case of the garage checking your work

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Since phil is always in a perpetual economic struggle, where does Kat comes in? She lives with him, should be expected of her to contribute to the money problem too. Since idk if I'm too old fashion, but married couples usually help each other. To my understanding, has phil ever said how does she contributes to the economic problem of Phil?

My personal theory is that ever since she moved in, has ramped his begging considerably vs when he was with Leanna, which cements the idea that she's a gold digger or she keeps all money to herself since she doesnt trust phil with her money which would be telling of how much trust she has....then again would you trust a dood who went bankrupt with your money?

Oh course, she is, to quote the great Dr. Hannibal Lecter "one generation separated from poor white trash". She's a semi-autistic demonically possessed midwest horse that came from a broken home with no stability and no desire to have any contact with the rest of her family which makes her perfect for piggy who all he wants is a maid and the bragging rights of having a "smokin' hot supermodel wife" and she get to keep any money she gets from those grueling 22 hours a week at some shit grocery store that could be done by a teenager or Miguel who's using his cousins social because he either doesn't have one or is trying to evade child support. But just don't ask her to......I dunno, take ten minutes out of her day after clocking out to get two shopping bags worth of food for the house cause it's soooooooo hard.