DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[snort inquisition]

Phil must snort a line of coke before he does his prestreams because he never stops talking and goes off on the most random things that pop into his mind.

this rant has been going for about 50 minutes and he has strayed between topics multiple times, it's been wild and hard to look away from if i'm being honest, and i missed the first 30 minutes lmao

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

At first I wondered about the possibility of DSP being genuinely interested in Flight Sim, since I remember him saying one of his uncles had a whole flight sim cockpit set up when he was a kid plus maybe his father's lifelong helicopter factory job connecting with DSP's autism and he became some sort of plane spotter.

Then I did a quick pigpiggo search (so this may have already been posted):


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(Clipped from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKf1Lw5EViw&t=1050)

Yeah, he's just scamming for the new Xbox lmao

Fuckin' figured, man. He's just using it as a draw to get it NOW. He has no interest in it other than its another low effort CHILL game.

I love the bullshit the bullshitter tries to bullshit on the daily.

 

[Piece of Peace]

So just realized that snowkarl is from Sweden, wtf is with these Nordic countries spawning paypigs lol

 

[Shirō Ishii]

The fact he thought a tyre costs $600 is worse than the prospect of him paying $600 for a tyre.

What a retard.

I just recently replaced all 4 of my tires for around $870. The only way he's paying $600 for 1 tire is if he bought the most expensive one for a car he never drives, goes anywhere with, and whose sole purpose is to drive Kat to and from work while also going to the mall and grocery store once a week.

He probably could've paid the same price to get all 4 of his tires replaced as many places offer deals for buying all 4 at once. But of course, that would require Phil to have a functioning brain and normal IQ

 

[Wasabi Panda]

after that I don't even know what that babbling was...

"In reality I don't have paranoia"

HA! I mean, ok sure why not, so he has fantasy paranoia, like he lives in a fantasy world where he's paranoid? So he's low key admitting he's living in a world of delusions but being a gin addled fucktard even in this fantasy world he lives in he's a mental patient?

if you say so phil, if you say so...

 

[Snout n' Gout]

this rant has been going for about 50 minutes and he has strayed between topics multiple times, it's been wild and hard to look away from if i'm being honest, and i missed the first 30 minutes lmao

I’m at work what’s the basis of this pig rant

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I don't have money management problems."
"I don't have paranoia."

Yup, his pre-streams are literally his self-therapy sessions. No wonder he has to talk about himself for 2 hours every morning, he's his own therapist, and his whales pay his salary.

 

[wahkando]

So just realized that snowkarl is from Sweden, wtf is with these Nordic countries spawning paypigs lol

A lot of Scandinavians have been regular tippers over the years, but aside from Vidar, I don't think any of them have been on the level of Swagginz, OIC etc, right?

My guess is, just too much money and free time.

 

[actually]

So it's pretty apparent that Dave uses PayPal instant transfer which incurs a 1% fee (versus local bank transfer which is free but can take 1-3 business days). This fee increases to 1.5% in August.

I keep flipping back and forth so wanted to see if anyone had an opinion.

If you were calculating his net income after fees, would you factor the PayPal instant transfer fee (which is completely optional) into that equation? Cause theoretically he's already received the money, he just chooses to throw extra money away for instant gratification right? If we factored in optional fees, then we might as well assess a Scopely fee on his income lol

I would vote that it not be included because it's voluntary. The fee Paypal charges on each tip isn't, so it should be included. As someone else said, we'd have to include a "Scopely tax" if we were taking care of every single way he pisses away money.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

A lot of Scandinavians have been regular tippers over the years, but aside from Vidar, I don't think any of them have been on the level of Swagginz, OIC etc, right?

My guess is, just too much money and free time.

Felllow lolcow Spoony seems to have a lot of Scandinavian enablers as well. Must be that generous benefits system I've heard about.

 

[DeeTracktor]

This rant has convinced me he really is broke this time. I mean, all that salt and the first of the month is when the bills usually come in

 

[Watamelon]

So 200IQ Dave wants game to have portions of games paywalled, I swear he's having an episode or some shit, this is unreal even coming from Dave.

God help this man find his way back to reality

It fits perfectly. It's yet another way of milking the paypigs.

"Yeah I would love to play the EPIC ACTION-PACKED FINALE of Bugsnax II:Roach Wars but it's a DLC and right now I can't afford it unless someone gives me 60$ to buy it!"

Then if someone doesn't, he can just say the playthrough wasn't raising interest and quit it, going back to some other shit he has until there's something else he can milk.

It's genius.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"I don't have money management problems."
"I don't have paranoia."

Yup, his pre-streams are literally his self-therapy sessions. No wonder he has to talk about himself for 2 hours every morning, he's his own therapist, and his whales pay his salary.

The dude who doesn't have paranoia held a wedding in secret with no guests to avoid trolls killing his parents.

 

[Piece of Peace]

It fits perfectly. It's yet another way of milking the paypigs.

"Yeah I would love to play the EPIC ACTION-PACKED FINALE of Bugsnax II:Roach Wars but it's a DLC and right now I can't afford it unless someone gives me 60$ to buy it!"

Then if someone doesn't, he can just say the playthrough wasn't raising interest and quit it, going back to some other shit he has until there's something else he can milk.

It's genius.

To be fair, you don't necessarily need to be a genius to scam literal retards.

 

[Pargon]

The dude who doesn't have paranoia held a wedding in secret with no guests to avoid trolls killing his parents.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia has repeatedly made mention of avoiding social situations specifically for the fear of detractors fucking with him.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia keeps an “emergency hatchet” inside his front door.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia has repeatedly touted the benefits of living in a gated community.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia who recently tweeted about how his local police have a rapid response time to calls originating from his neighborhood.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia refuses to play games online with his own streaming community because he might be opening himself up to mild criticism for the many faults he himself has made public.

 

[No Context DSP Chat]

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia has repeatedly made mention of avoiding social situations specifically for the fear of detractors fucking with him.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia keeps an “emergency hatchet” inside his front door.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia has repeatedly touted the benefits of living in a gated community.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia who recently tweeted about how his local police have a rapid response time to calls originating from his neighborhood.

The dude who doesn’t have paranoia refuses to play games online with his own streaming community because he might be opening himself up to mild criticism for the many faults he himself has made public.

"I had to lie to protect my family"

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"I had to lie to protect my family"

I'll never get over how, after all the bullshit and all the lying and all the begging and all the scamming and how much and to what extent he lies, and that's the fucking best he could come up with.

 

[Tom Delonge]

This rant has convinced me he really is broke this time. I mean, all that salt and the first of the month is when the bills usually come in

Congrats, you fell for it. You fell for the marketing scheme!

 

[DeeTracktor]

Congrats, you fell for it. You fell for the marketing scheme!

Im being serious. He was ranting earlier and was legit manic and scatter brained. Well more than usual. AlottaPeepul were commenting they thought he was coked up

Sounded to me like a man who cant afford an addiction

 

[snort inquisition]

I’m at work what’s the basis of this pig rant

there wasn't a basis, he was all over the place, when i showed up it was about state of decay 2 and paid shills, went on to how nether realm makes "robust and feature complete games", somehow ended up on bottom end jobs not paying a living wage and america being fucked...i think it ended up at street fighter 5 at some point... idk he was all over the place