DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

I think Jaxx is one of the older paypigs, right? Is he in the "giving Phil money to own the trolls" camp or the "I'm too stupid to do basic math and think that he really needs this money more than I do" camp?

He'd probably claim the former, but he dropped $1000 like...a month or so ago and doesn't seem fazed by Phil already begging again. So the truth is the latter.

 

[DZoomer]

I think Jaxx is one of the older paypigs, right? Is he in the "giving Phil money to own the trolls" camp or the "I'm too stupid to do basic math and think that he really needs this money more than I do" camp?

He's been doxed and shown to be a complete and utter failure. So my guess is that he supports Phil to (in his mind) spite the evil trolls who doxed him.

It just makes him look even more like a loser to everyone, but I doubt he'll ever understand that.

 

[UaineRunei]

At this point, cuxx raxor is gonna have to save for a bus pass haha. Call center mercenary assassinating his own finances for the gout lord.

Man, it sucks that I feel bad for this guy... He's almost 40, has a prepaid job as a trainee in a telemarketing company, a gambling addiction and it's under Phil's ultimate-pignosis... The guy can't catch a break lmao

 

[BlackDragoons]

He'd probably claim the former, but he dropped $1000 like...a month or so ago and doesn't seem fazed by Phil already begging again. So the truth is the latter.

If these people want attention they could pay hookers for it, they would pay half the cost and get treated better.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I lowkey really like Dave's vest polls because he always hates watching Platinum win, so you can always watch him subtly diss his audience and delay putting on the vest for as long as he can.

"Ladies and gentlemen I have roughly half an hour left- I'm profusely sweating in this stupid fucking vest...Well now we have it out of the way so I don't have to wear it for the next couple of days!"

 

[Thomas Highway]

Every time Jaxx eats ramen noodles for a week to donate to Phil, he defeats the trolls.

Keep it up Jaxx. A least you will never breed.

 

[SojiroSakura]

I'm not saving up for a car and I've already saved up more for a car than jaxx.

 

[Fill Bern El]

so like the street fighter collection is dropping his inputs, but it's not his controller it's the TV, but it's the game, but it's also not his buttons it's specifically the joystick which is fucking up but the game is actually fucking it up, but it's actually the delay because the online is delayed

yo for fucks sake just admit you suck DSP

 

[Gensou Hadou]

He just said he will put in time to new King of Fighters game to try to learn it. MASSIVE X.

> will play King of Mai "Too Sexy for Smash Bros" Shiranui
> won't play Strive

GG Phil.

 

[Lolidaki]

I love how the lag meme and "I have the best internet connection possible" meme don't go together at all.

 

[Surly Muppet]

If these people want attention they could pay hookers for it, they would pay half the cost and get treated better.

Wait... that sentiment sounds familiar...
I think a wise man once said something like that...

Alas, he is a whore now.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I love how the lag meme and "I have the best internet connection possible" meme don't go together at all.

Don't forget "I pay for premium internet and am subscribed to multiple streaming services despite claiming to barely have enough money for heating and food"

 

[Fill Bern El]

HAHAHAHA WHAT A SLIP UP BY DSP

"You know, people are craving New Vegas so why would I play shi- ugh whatever"

he was going to say shitty divinity 2 or shitty VF5, fucking DSP think before you speak oh my god

 

[Need Help With Tips]

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Lol DSP started his usual "there's 15 minutes left" beg by pure force of habit. About half way through he realized he's already well over the goal and his brain completely froze for a few seconds before he hurried through the rest of his spiel.

 

[Agent Proper]

Maverick was the Dictator we needed to save tonight's stream. This dude is a Psycho Crushing main, and Piggy forgot all about him until it was too late. The ribs got dry rubbed with salt and set aside. Maverick meet with Phil's Boxer and traded games with fire gameplay, until match three where Phil got downloaded and Maverick sent him running to his top 4 Deejay, it Didn't help. The bones ended come up clean as Maverick delivered and his Bitch left the lobby with his tail tucked. A perfect helping of cooked pig.

 

[BepsiLight]

So Jax, the guy who is saving up for buying a car, tipped a total of 125 dollars tonight.

I've never seen a guy so deep into pignosis. May he enjoy his future personal bankruptcy, just like his Pig Master's.

Man I'd pay big bucks to be on that call when the bankruptcy guy asks him "can you explain what PPBurnell Enterprises is?"

 

[Crooked 16th]

How long till Phil pulls out a souls game to bring in the whales?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Lol DSP started his usual "there's 15 minutes left" beg by pure force of habit. About half way through he realized he's already well over the goal and his brain completely froze for a few seconds before he hurried through the rest of his spiel.

Here's the moment in question:

It's like his brain can't help but activate beg mode on auto-pilot now lmao

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Here's the moment in question:

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It's like his brain can't help but activate beg mode on auto-pilot now lmao

The way he looks off to the side then quickly says it like he just realized something makes me wonder if he's got a clock with a timer set up just off camera as a reminder for his regularly scheduled beg session.