Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

And, like, the BIAS JUDGE tardsplained to the gourdhead ALLLLLLLL about the ADA. Equal ACCESS, dummy, not DEFERENTIAL treatment. Shit...even upstairs stripmall business collage likely tardsplained the ADA. If it's extensively tardsplained in teaching licensure and endorsement classes, it's 100% covered in "so you wanna be a failed lolyer 101."

I think the most hilarious part of his AG suit was when he said she didn't compliment his suit. That sums up his worldview in a sentence. He thinks he's being impressive, so everyone else has to be impressed or it's DISCRIMINATION!!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Has he posted any photos of the Las Vegas strip alongside some lukewarm, slightly masturbatory philosophical hot takes about life and things going on in the world through the lens of a perpetually down on his luck cool guy with maybe a facial disability?

Hes always posting these slightly spiritual weird anecdotes about his boring life--he's like a walking version of those meme posters with like the cat hanging on the branch and it says "Hang in there!" Thats him, that's Russel Greer's personality.

Hed say something like "As I was walking the strip today contemplating the life and this great experiences the world can offer, it occurred to me that God would say how tragic it is that something as fleeting as political polarization would ruin and distract from the real beauty in life and the power of humanity when we can come together as people. He also says 'Its cool if Russel Greer can have like 12 prostitutes, stop messing it up for him. Also he's made like 7 demo tapes, give him an EP already. Yours Truly--JC'"

I’m high rn and this makes sense.

I will let you know if that changes after I sober up.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think the most hilarious part of his AG suit was when he said she didn't compliment his suit. That sums up his worldview in a sentence. He thinks he's being impressive, so everyone else has to be impressed or it's DISCRIMINATION!!

Yeah that part, above everything else, didn't make any sense. It's like an afterthought that passed through his head. I mean everybody else was dressed down but he, in his drool stained and bathtub laundered suit, was dressed up. He probably sees himself as Barney Stinson when he's dressed up but forgets two things.

1. Barney Stinson is played by Neil Patrick Harris. A man who is considered good looking by many.
2. Barney is wearing a tailored Italian suit not something he picked up off the rack at Men's Wearhouse on a 50% off sale.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Russ is probably going to a firework show in Vegas by himself, because he's pushed away everybody who's tried to be his friend since he's been in Vegas.

July 4th is the start of a new tradition in his life: spending holidays utterly alone. I doubt his parents or siblings would make a trip to see him, nor wil Russ going out of the way to visit them.

As stated above, he can't make any friends, so there will be no Friendsgiving in the near future. He also hates animals, so he won't even spend a lonely Christmas with a cat or something.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I love it. I'm on pg 1100 of this thread but I've been following recent updates (100 pages or so). It's sad that possibly KF made him not post as much but I think that's only a part of it. People outside of KF have been onto him for years so who fucking knows.

You also might want to consider viewing only 'highlight' posts starting from the beginning. You can just read one highlighted post after another and get pretty much all the info needed. Not to say there is no value in all the regular posts here, but this is a dauntingly huge thread to read from the start and most non-highlight posts are opinion and conjecture posts. There may be funny as hell ones in there but the highlights will get you caught up in a few hours instead of a few days. Enjoy!

 

[StinkySnack]

I wonder how Pips holiday has been today. Like seriously. He hardly had anyone in Utah to spend time with. That one Fourth of his at his parents home was so lame with him throwing one sparkler and running away like a sped.

Wonder how the hell it’s gonna be in “WOW AMAZING LAS VEGAS” all alone now. He’s just so pathetic. only someone as hollow as Pip could stand being so complete alone all the time. How sad.

Russ is probably going to a firework show in Vegas by himself, because he's pushed away everybody who's tried to be his friend since he's been in Vegas.

What're you pipsqueaks talking about? Russ is busy partying it up in a penthouse at Ceasar's tonight! Ever since all the Instagram models, strippers, prozzies, and escorts found out that HE'S THE GUY LEGALIZING BROTHELS IN VEGAS he hasn't been able to keep the FLOCKS of women away!

 

[Constellationzero]

Yeah that part, above everything else, didn't make any sense. It's like an afterthought that passed through his head. I mean everybody else was dressed down but he, in his drool stained and bathtub laundered suit, was dressed up. He probably sees himself as Barney Stinson when he's dressed up but forgets two things.

1. Barney Stinson is played by Neil Patrick Harris. A man who is considered good looking by many.
2. Barney is wearing a tailored Italian suit not something he picked up off the rack at Men's Wearhouse on a 50% off sale.

I honestly see, since this spastic thinks like a creepy old man--always a week late and a whole dollar short, he sees himself as Cosmo Topper. I mean, butternut's life has parallels:

* Cosmo Topper works in an office. Butternut "works" in an "office."
* Cosmo Topper has plights. Butternut has plights.
* Cosmo Topper is haunted by ghosts--including a dog with a barrel around his neck. Butternut's ghosts are: Erika, Skordas, Null, Arianna, Farrah, Taylor, Taylor's family, Katy Perry, Kayli, Soren, Nicky Rackets, Scooter Braun, Jay Schaudies, and on and on and on...
* Only Cosmo Topper can see his ghosts. His ghosts cause him plights. Butternut's ghosts may be real, but his plights??
* Cosmo Topper's wife has constant dyspepsia. Butternut causes constant dyspepsia.

Remember, kidzz, only THREE PEOPLE can see Butternut's plights: You, me, and Cosmo Topper.

Yes. Autism.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I honestly see, since this spastic thinks like a creepy old man--always a week late and a whole dollar short, he sees himself as Cosmo Topper. I mean, butternut's life has parallels:

* Cosmo Topper works in an office. Butternut "works" in an "office."
* Cosmo Topper has plights. Butternut has plights.
* Cosmo Topper is haunted by ghosts--including a dog with a barrel around his neck. Butternut's ghosts are: Erika, Skordas, Null, Arianna, Farrah, Taylor, Taylor's family, Katy Perry, Kayli, Soren, Nicky Rackets, Scooter Braun, Jay Schaudies, and on and on and on...
* Only Cosmo Topper can see his ghosts. His ghosts cause him plights. Butternut's ghosts may be real, but his plights??
* Cosmo Topper's wife has constant dyspepsia. Butternut causes constant dyspepsia.

Remember, kidzz, only THREE PEOPLE can see Butternut's plights: You, me, and Cosmo Topper.

Yes. Autism.

How’s it feel to be a thousand years old

Is it fun

 

[Bamanda]

Lmao he’s a politician now? Good job sport.

I was really hoping to see some Twitter tranny using him as an example of how awful KF is, bullying a poor disabled retard, but even they know he provokes revulsion rather than sympathy. Imagine the LGBTQIA2S+++ community not supporting one of their own.

 

[ConSluttant]

I have a feeling that Skordas' last filing (where he said Russel *does* have victims and attached all his criminal court minutes) may have pushed him to give up on the lawsuit. We haven't heard a peep from him about it in over a month and he hasn't filed anything in reply. He's given up on lawsuits before, like the last TS one where he just stopped attempting to serve her and let it get dismissed.

I think he's moved on and is completely devoting his attention to this lolfest of a PAC.

What's happening with Null lawsuit? Can't even remember what/when was the last update.

It's been over a month since he did anything with it. Someone speculated that since Skordas attached his court records from his harassment case as proof he does in fact have at least one victim, he's hoping it will just go away.

We're waiting for the court to actually start handing down decisions on things like the injunction or motion to dismiss. Thus far the only ones have been procedural ("yes" to Russ being a poor goblin that gets to waive court fees, "no" to in-person arguments, etc).

Very late and gay. But...

Skordas' last filling was a reply to Russ's rebuttal of Null's MTD. At this current point in time there are no more replies necessary - unless Russ wants to file a sur- reply but that isn't automatically accepted by the court and he has to make a motion to get permission.

So right now both Russ and Melinda are waiting on the judge for anything to go forward. This is the boring part of litigation. Patience is required.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

That's apparently not official doctrine, but some Mormons have that belief on an individual basis.

Mormonism is a cult with ever shifting official doctrine. Something about having living prophets or some shit. I had a Mormon I know try to explain it to me. He got sold on the religion because he was promised cosmic Minecraft. If he was a good Mormon boy (he isn't) he would be granted a planet of his own to create and shape as his heart desired after becoming one with god and therefore as God.

I don't think that's currently part of doctrine either, but that's the thing with Mormonism. Doctrine changes rapidly by religious standards, so the older doctrines and beliefs can stick around on "an individual level" depending on your indoctrination date and how up to date on doctrine you are. It's honestly some crazy shit at times. Knowing how up to date Russ family is on doctrine would tell us a lot about which of the more wacky bits he might have been exposed to.

Very late and gay. But...

Skordas' last filling was a reply to Russ's rebuttal of Null's MTD. At this current point in time there are no more replies necessary - unless Russ wants to file a sur- reply but that isn't automatically accepted by the court and he has to make a motion to get permission.

So right now both Russ and Melinda are waiting on the judge for anything to go forward. This is the boring part of litigation. Patience is required.

Maybe the judge is taking their time just to avoid reading more of Butternut's nonsense.

 

[TractorGirl]

Lmao he’s a politician now? Good job sport.

Makes sense; it’s the next step after a successful law career.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Makes sense; it’s the next step after a successful law career.

Wait, where was the successful law career? I only see a failed law career?

 

[TractorGirl]

Wait, where was the successful law career? I only see a failed law career?

In his mind it was successful.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ' idea of a great July 4th would be him in an Uncle Sam suit banging hoards of hookers while blasting Matchbox 20.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Russ' idea of a great July 4th would be him in an Uncle Sam suit banging hoards of hookers while blasting Matchbox 20.

That does sound pretty awesome though...

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

GAAAHHHH...

He looks so...clammy in this. Not as greasy or moist, but...clammy...

And how long has he been using that same cheesy ass Vegas tourist mask?? Bets on how many times he's washed it? Cause I'm betting zero, *Gag

 

[StinkySnack]

And how long has he been using that same cheesy ass Vegas tourist mask?? Bets on how many times he's washed it? Cause I'm betting zero, *Gag

Prolly a thick triangle-shaped mucus crust on the other side of the mask. Something for him to munch on.

 

[JustSomeChick]

I found his comment to Squirrel Girl about how her fascination with squirrels was taking away from her hotness to be particularly offensive. I'm sure it never occurred to him that maybe she doesn't WANT to be known primarily for her physical attractiveness. Maybe she wants to be known as the person who likes squirrels first. I don't know if she blocked him, or just quit responding but he seems to have moved on, probably to her great relief.

The Squirrel Girl thing bugs me too. I’m not a man and therefore can’t speak for men, but I would think that “cares about living things” would be a desirable trait? But then again, it’s Russ we’re talking about. He’d probably be the same with any woman’s pets because they’re something she loves and gives attention to that he thinks should be given to him instead.

 

[Cilleystring]

The Squirrel Girl thing bugs me too. I’m not a man and therefore can’t speak for men, but I would think that “cares about living things” would be a desirable trait? But then again, it’s Russ we’re talking about. He’d probably be the same with any woman’s pets because they’re something she loves and gives attention to that he thinks should be given to him instead.

Yeah Russ is just jealous that another small, fragile, furry little nut-gobbling mammal is getting hot female attention instead of him.