-Michael, Lindsay, Meg and Gavin are on this episode
-Gavin asks if the beer taps on set are still functional, according to Michael they are not
-Lindsay calls attention to the fact that she has breasts for no reason and starts patting at them
-Lindsay has a septum piercing, I think that that is a recent development
-Meg starts shouting at the chat and then calls attention to her hair as if it is interesting, she asks them not to cut away from her but they do anyway, she says that that was rude
-Gavin says that they "all hung out yesterday", presumably at one of their houses
-Apparently they went to a bar recently, it was crowded so they couldn't talk much. Lindsay says that she "tried to do the social butterfly thing" by which she meant that she introduced herself to everyone at the bar and tried to have a short conversation with each of them
-Meg looks so old lol
-Lindsay says that while at the bar she was using a lot of hand gestures because her voice doesn't really carry and it was quite noisy. She claims that she saw some nearby couple mocking her for this, Michael says that they were not and that they were just talking to each other
-"I think they were discussing they had just watched Luca, on Disney Plus™" -Michael, the corporate shill
-Meg got a tattoo on her forearm recently, she saw some old man looking at it the day she got it and was very, very offended. I can't really tell what the tattoo is supposed to be but it covers the length of her forearm
-Meg says that she was "ready to throw hands" with the old man who looked at her tattoo (from the way she described it it was just a glance as they passed each other on the street)
-Gavin remarks on how hostile Meg was being to the man, Michael says that it was not by her choosing. She says "I didn't start it, but I'll finish it" and then cackles
-Meg says that the man should've known better than to look at her tattoo because he was old
-Lindsay says that if a 105 year old person "got in her face" she would strike them
-Gavin says that the Last of Us 2 was a masterpiece and one of the best games he has ever played. Michael says that he also enjoyed the game very much
-They talk about aforementioned video game for some minutes
-Meg says that the first ten seconds of the Last of Us (the first one) was enough to make her cry
-They talk about The Land Before Time movies
-Gavin says that animated animal death is sad and that there was some cartoon that he used to watch back in England that featured many gruesome animal deaths
-They talk about various disney movies
-Michael says that he is "going to grow up to be Larry David"
-There is an ad read for purple mattresses
-Michael says that he likes the show Curb your Enthusiasm for its cringe comedy
-Meg says that she cannot handle cringe comedy because it is too stressful
-Meg and Lindsay talk about a moment from the original Aladdin VHS where they are convinced that the character says "take off your clothes"
-It is heavily implied that Lindsay has a large purple dildo in her purse
-"Which one of us has a special effects shirt from Star Wars now, me or you? Well there you go, so shut the fuck up." Meg, in response to some light ribbing from Michael
-Gavin goes off set to grab some beer. He returns with a partial six pack that apparently expired in 2019. He tries some of the beer and from the face he makes it is a bit iffy but appears to be still drinkable
-"Going back... Canonically, I think it's time for a gay Bowser. I need that to happen"-Lindsay
-Meg says something about the movie Hook, something about two of the characters being "obviously gay together" and that there was a power dynamic between them
-Lindsay talks about Danny DeVito and cannot remember what his wife's name is, so she refers to the couple as "Danny DeVito and wife" and says that the fact that she called her wife was "so insulting"
-"Fuck, she has her own name! The patriarchy lives in us, alive and well, in us"-Meg
-Michael says that he cannot recall very many memories from his childhood
-There is an ad read for some omen thing
-Gavin talks about working in Waitrose when he was young, Michael jokes about how he (Gavin) used to take naps on the spuds
-Lindsay talks about her dreams (who cares lol) but I think that she's just making shit up so she has something to say
-"Are you a first member? Well THANKS MOTHERFUCKER"-Michael, after they ring the first bell
-Apparently Jack will be the DJ at the upcoming RTX. He goes by "DJ Jonk"
-Michael says that they will be doing some live GTA role play at the event
-Lindsay says that her daughter starts school this fall
-Michael and Lindsay both say that touring the school made them feel like giants
-Michael says that his daughter was recently in a "week day summer camp" for about a week. He says that he and Lindsay stayed with their daughter "the whole day" in order to see how she handled being around the other children (which to their credit is actually pretty responsible)
-Michael says that his work schedule heavily affects when his children sleep and he says it's because he works from home a lot (which I don't think makes much sense but never mind). He implies that getting up around 7-9am is early and says that his children are often awake past 1 am
-Meg talks about buying a new cat tree as if it is comparable to having a child start school
-Meg talks about her and Gavin's cats
-There is an ad read for Babbel
-They talk about Eric Baudour drunkenly harassing a 6'5" guy at a bar. They say that the man did not beat Eric up because Eric is "small" (He is 5'8")
-Gavin says that whoever makes his work schedule often does not bother to check in with him when scheduling recordings
-They talk about doing 50 turn Mario Party recordings
-Michael says that Yoshi "loves showing his ass" and Meg jokes that he is starting an onlyfans (???)
-Michael says that Yoshi is like Kim Jong Il in that he does not have a butthole
-They talk about Mario Party some more
-Michael misuses the word smattering
-Lindsay talks about her "crack hands", by which she means her proficiency at button mashing
-Lindsay asks if Meg has any similar talents, to which she replies that she does not and that she is boring
-Lindsay says that Meg has many, many talents but does not list a single one
-Gavin talks about his ability to suck air into his anus
-Meg says that she can juggle
-Michael says he can roll his wrist in a certain way which causes it to make a cracking noise, he demonstrates this. He says it causes him great pain to do so
-Meg says that she admires stunt workers because she would be too scared to do their work. Lindsay says that she would like to become a stunt worker but know that she would fuck up if she tried
-Lindsay tells a story about streaming and refers to herself as "they"
-Meg says that Gavin is extremely loud when he streams/records videos
-Meg says that she visited Portland recently and was pleased to see that pretty much every person that she saw in the city were wearing masks
-Gavin says that he wishes that he could control his sweat glands
-Michael says that working out has caused him to start sweating profusely at inappropriate times
-Lindsay says that she is often incredibly sweaty
-Gavin says that he gets much more sweaty if he has to do a task that requires his hands to be above his head
-There is some awkward silence and Michael reads something from his phone and then the podcast comes to an end
