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Holy fucking shit @ wedge’s “everyone is bisexual or transphobic” tweet. He just out and fucking said it. It really is about dissolving every single boundary in the world. They want to be able to have sex with anyone they want. Boundaries are anathema to these people. I’m going to become MATI if i think about this any longer so I’m going to shut up right now but goddamn that really is Wedge’s end goal.

 

[Meiwaku]

When there was a lot of discussion around giving the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch their own thread, I didn't understand what all the fuss was about. I didn't think it even mattered because I've only really been around this place for a little over a year, still under 300 posts though. So at the time I didn't care either way.

Now I miss reading about all the other characters on that alpaca ranch but here in Kevin's own thread. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread is already hundreds of pages long, I don't think I can keep up with it.

I really wish I saw more updates about the Tranch in this thread, it was like a one-stop shop. I also think the people that suspect that Wedge actually wants his own thread are correct. He's such a perpetual histrionic mess, a goddamn clown prostitute of all things. Imagine not only admitting that to the world, but also selling videos of you being a clown prostitute and licking the piss off of another man's mutilated excuse for genitals. He clearly wants any attention, even negative attention. I think Kevin is probably the same way and only pretends to not enjoy his "notoriety" for extra ass-pats from concerned peers.

Honestly, I don't think Wedge is nearly interesting enough yet to warrant his own thread. I think we should wait for Wedge to really step it up if he wants his own thread. What does this Wedge retard even do (on his own) aside from getting in verbal slap fights on twitter over the dumbest shit and selling gross imagery of himself being debased as a clown prostitute? Without Kevin he just isn't very interesting. At all.

There have been some good updates and I try to post kevin-related happenings. It's worth at least going through the highlights.

 

[Ball Breaker]

Wedge has the ugliest feet im a footfag so im qualified to say this

Why would you share this?

 

[Meiwaku]

Wedges new Art



Also apparently that blob is his boyfriend

Spoiler: Full Image

 

[mickey339]

You will never be a real lolcow. You have no thread, you are not on the frontpage , you have no tag. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of someone worth detailing.

All the “attention” you get is short-lived and half-hearted. Behind your back kiwis think you are not worth a thread. Moderators hardly think of you, your “enemies” laugh at your petty attention seeking behavior on twitter.

Farmers are utterly bored by you. Thousands of days of lolcow documentation have allowed farmers to sniff out uninteresting individuals with incredible efficiency. Even your "funny" twitter spergouts seem dull and bland to a farmer. Your attention seeking behaviour is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dumb kiwi to screenshot your posts he'll vote 'Nay!' to the proposal of giving you a thread.

You will never get extra pity points. You put on shitty clown makeup every single morning and tell yourself that'll you'll attain lolcow status, but deep inside you feel the truth creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually you will continue what you are doing - you’ll harass your coworkers with your munchie issues, claim disabilities you don't have and rant on twitter. Kiwis will screenshot you, and get a quick laugh and then forget about you again. They’ll remind you that you'll never ever have a thread and that you'll never be a lolcow. You will forever just be fetishistic twitter troon #250840284028495.

You will never have a thread. You will never be a lolcow. You will never be a woman.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Wedge Is Mad Part 11 (and still won't get a thread)
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"It's almost like gender is a heck. . ." I find the childishness of transsexuals and other progressive-minded people to be so off-putting sometimes. It's like they deliberately structure their sentences in order to include "heck" and other such things. Why not add-in a "shoot" or a "darn" next time?

"It's okay for there not to be 'signs.'" If there were no signs in the first place, then that just makes being transsexual something founded on personal perception. Which is a very poor standard for determining if someone is a certain way or not.

 

[Constellationzero]

Keeping Wedge's exploits in this thread is something I prefer if only for the context they give to Kevin's lunacy. Otherwise he's just another boring tranny who puts on clown makeup and rants about gender bullshit. I guess the growing up in a cult thing is an interesting angle but not that noteworthy. I also agree it probably rankles his blown-out butthole that he's not important enough for a thread.

Agreed. WedgeDickFlute is the Great Value ADF anyway.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Wedge misses a big issue.

Namely, humans are hard wired to be unsettled by the uncanny, something that looks human (or male/female) but is noticeably off in some way. This is actually the reason so many find clowns scary. They share features of humans but their make up sets off a small part of the brain telling you that it's not right.

Trannies over all are just fucking uncanny. They look like someone, in some cases something, masquerading as what they claim and that uncanniness is going to set off discomfort in most people. You can argue I guess gender expression is what people are attracted to, but ones like Kevin and Wedge and the rest of the tranch set off that eerie feeling in the average person because their expression is just so off.

Also this makes Wedge's clown stuff funnier to me.

 

[AssignedEva]

Holy fucking shit @ wedge’s “everyone is bisexual or transphobic” tweet. He just out and fucking said it. It really is about dissolving every single boundary in the world. They want to be able to have sex with anyone they want. Boundaries are anathema to these people.

Wedge is missing something important, though.

Even if everyone was bisexual and had no "genital preferences", hot people still wouldn't want to fuck an ugly clown prostitute. In fact Wedge would probably get less action, because everyone would have more options, including his chasers.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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You don't have a job, you don't have to do chores, you're lazing around all day, what's stopping you?

Wedge Is Mad Part 11 (and still won't get a thread)

In other words, WHY LIKING TRAPS AND TRANNIES ISN'T GAY. How shocking Wedge pulls the same argument weebs usually do.
While I'm very much not a foot fetishist I find his feet disgusting and his worn out black toenail polish ugly.

Wedges new Art



Also apparently that blob is his boyfriend

Aren't possum fursona furries usually the filthiest, most unkempt, most revolting? Good fit for a clown whore with a blown out asshole and no balls.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

As with any picture featuring Kevin's naked flesh, one's eyes seek relief by focusing on objects in the background. That looks like half a tube of cope on the counter behind him. Kev may have been exceeding the recommended dose again.

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Kevin's playing with fire here. If you mix a dosage of cope that large with non-prescripted, black market seethe, it can have highly dangerous side effects, like getting heckin' gender euphoric enough that you inflict pictures of your moobs on the world. He'd know that if he bothered to read the bottle.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Kevin: There is no invalid reason to transition.
Also Kevin: I feel as though that's not the best reason to detransition

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Wedge Is Mad Part 11 (and still won't get a thread)

>"can be attracted to another person without knowing that person's gender"

Wow, it's almost like... you're suggesting that sexual attraction is based on observable characteristics... that you can see on another, person with your eyeballs, without having to ask them about their magical gender spirit... observable characteristics like say, perhaps, secondary sex characteristics and other indicators of biological sex...? Sounds dangerously like TERF rhetoric to me. You'd better confess your sins and perform pennance before your fellow troons excommunicate you for suggesting people aren't attracted to pronouns.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin's a special case though, because his surgeon fucked up the procedure and then ghosted him.

If you look at neovagina support forums like r/Transgender_Surgeries, you’ll find loads of unhappy stink ditch-havers who were ghosted by their surgeons when complications developed.

As I type these very words, topics under discussion on the front page of the subreddit currently include: On Aesthetic Revisions for Vaginoplasty, White fibrous tissue on top of clitoris and Fistula after dilation?.

What typically happens is the genital-mutilating quack will tell the afflicted troon that their surgical outcome is totally normal, then eventually start ignoring the patient altogether. It’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

 

[Old Fart]

Just incase anyone was wondering if Wedge would milk his own thread he RTd a 6 day old post to add retardation to milk points

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Wedge, how can it be stalking if people are gossiping you on a forum you deliberately have to go to in order to even read it?

I'm reminded of the joke of the old lady who calls the police, complaining: "Officer, my neighbour across the road is constantly exposing himself indecently before the window!"
The pd promise to send someone over and a bit later, a pair of coppers arrive at her house. "Where seems to be the trouble, ma'am?"
"It's over there, that large window out there!"
The cops cast a glance but all they can see is half-height curtain.
"We can't seem to spot anyone, ma'am, are you sure you're pointing to the right house?"
Upon which the lady answers, "No no, not from there silly, but if you go up a few steps on these stairs..."

 

[Shrekking Crew]

"Yes Officer, someone called me a faggot and I'm gonna need a restraining order. As in, I order you get over here and restrain this hot clown-ass."

 

[Meiwaku]

"It's almost like gender is a heck. . ." I find the childishness of transsexuals and other progressive-minded people to be so off-putting sometimes. It's like they deliberately structure their sentences in order to include "heck" and other such things. Why not add-in a "shoot" or a "darn" next time?

"It's okay for there not to be 'signs.'" If there were no signs in the first place, then that just makes being transsexual something founded on personal perception. Which is a very poor standard for determining if someone is a certain way or not.

I think its used as a tactic to lull people into thinking they're harmless. Like nobody is scared of that and it allows soys and handmaidens to let their guard down and support trams rites because look at this innocent troon who just wants to heckin play xir nintendo and spinny skirts! It's like a mask that's another layer to the ploy of grooming people into assuming its safe.

 

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I think its used as a tactic to lull people into thinking they're harmless. Like nobody is scared of that and it allows soys and handmaidens to let their guard down and support trams rites because look at this innocent troon who just wants to heckin play xir nintendo and spinny skirts! It's like a mask that's another layer to the ploy of grooming people into assuming its safe.

Heckin is some faggy reddit or twitter speak that started years ago. I don't know which one started that particular trend. It's just cutsy bullshit like saying doggo. Saying heckin is a sure sign that someone spends too much time on certain social media sites.

 

[Yamamura]

Wedges new Art

Say what you want about Wedge's art, but I just love how exploitable it is. I've been having a blast making dumb parodies of his work and it's even better knowing that he's slightly annoyed by them.

I call this piece, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd much rather go to the Gathering of the Juggalos than DenFur.