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I hope he gets to be at least high functioning enough to post kekstreams for us and make videos. We would also get a look inside the tranch outside of their documentaries, which is something that can be shared on both threads.
Someone would have figure out a way to get livestreaming or video posting into his coombrain as a new fetish. Kev isn't interested if it ain't coomin or consoomin.
 
Someone would have figure out a way to get livestreaming or video posting into his coombrain as a new fetish. Kev isn't interested if it ain't coomin or consoomin.
The most obvious route would be Hot Tub Streaming, but Jarrod hacked the jacuzzi apart for scrap wood
 
Someone would have figure out a way to get livestreaming or video posting into his coombrain as a new fetish. Kev isn't interested if it ain't coomin or consoomin.
If he figures out it can make money so he can buy more coom/consoom it might be worth it

Anyways this 10 second video with Eva (you see nothing dont worry) and I assure you that Wedge sounds like a full as man and it's cringe role-play. This is also the most autistic idea for a video ever.
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I really think a possum was a perfect pick as a fursona for this faggot
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Remember kids! Using a non-preferred pronoun to talk about Wedge when he's not there is literal violence, but slapping your booty call around is not violent, in fact it is quite harmless and wholesome. If you disagree you're a damn dirty kinkshamer.
 
Wedge is a clown; clowns are supposed to perform in the big top's ring, not the sideshow tent.
Of all the replies that I got to my post last night this is my favorite. Great analogy. It really does seem fitting that Wedge serves as the clown to the three ring circus that is this thread.

im a footfag
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Anywho, onto the content.

If you're afraid of the thunder then Colorado probably isn't the best place to live...
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Imagine what kind of a shitty parent you'd have to be to just assume as a given that if your kid says they're trans that it's ok to put them on hormones and allow them to mutilate themselves.
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In the replies: Fuck you dad!
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Based mom.
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I... don't even know what to say about this one.
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The rest of his timeline is like 50+ tweets sperging about Doctor Who, a show I've never watched and never plan to, so I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about and whether it's retarded or not (I'm sure it is I just wouldn't know why). Go check it out for yourself if interested.
 
The most obvious route would be Hot Tub Streaming, but Jarrod hacked the jacuzzi apart for scrap wood
Outdoor pallet shower streaming!


I accept this criticism.

Also this would make a great banner.
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Of course he has a "stuffie" and needs coddling for this. Isn't this the toy Pennywise got him after his amhole surgery?
 
I got intense Buffalo Bill vibes. These are the eyes of a man who (according to Twitter) spent all day binge watching Dr.Who and Tweeting every thought he had about it.
Buffalo Bill is an apt description for Kevin because I have no doubt that if he had the physical strength, he would be cutting up fat women and wearing their skin.
 
Of all the replies that I got to my post last night this is my favorite. Great analogy. It really does seem fitting that Wedge serves as the clown to the three ring circus that is this thread.



Anywho, onto the content.

If you're afraid of the thunder then Colorado probably isn't the best place to live...
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Imagine what kind of a shitty parent you'd have to be to just assume as a given that if your kid says they're trans that it's ok to put them on hormones and allow them to mutilate themselves.
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In the replies: Fuck you dad!
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Based mom.
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I... don't even know what to say about this one.
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The rest of his timeline is like 50+ tweets sperging about Doctor Who, a show I've never watched and never plan to, so I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about and whether it's retarded or not (I'm sure it is I just wouldn't know why). Go check it out for yourself if interested.
Add a vignette, remove the highlights, and darken the surrounding skin, and you have an instant summer horror movie poster.

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Buffalo Bill is an apt description for Kevin because I have no doubt that if he had the physical strength, he would be cutting up fat women and wearing their skin.
If he and Penny could have a hellspawn it would be that. Penny is unhinged and violent enough to kill someone and feel no remorse. Kevin is just gross and coomy enough to have the desire to want to wear skin.

"Goodbye Alpacas" would be the song he dances to.
 
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I find it both sad and funny that Kevin is afraid of thunder, despite being almost middle-aged by this point. It's especially bad to me, since my dog had a similar problem with thunder and loud noises when he was younger. Yet now that he's older (about fourteen or so) he has no fear of such things. Amazing how a dog is better at conquering its fears than Kevin is.
 
Imagine what kind of a shitty parent you'd have to be to just assume as a given that if your kid says they're trans that it's ok to put them on hormones and allow them to mutilate themselves.
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Yeah this is so profoundly wrong and fucked up. Parents are fiduciaries for their children. It is the role of all responsible parents to protect children for harm both external and internal. I would never "let" my child be trans, just as I would never let my child live with an eating disorder, engage in hard drug use, prostitute themselves, self-mutilate, join a cult, etc. There's a gulf of difference between letting a young person "find themselves" and permitting them to engage in behaviors that cause irreparable harm.

As for the charge that I harbor "transphobia" for thinking this way........... why yes I am transphobic, how could you tell? *insert gigachad smile*
 
Kevin's eyes look just like Chris. He's got the look of a truly epic lolcow.
Outdoor pallet shower streaming!
I hope so. I've had trouble visualizing the heap of scrapwood actually acting as a shower. Like how does it work? Watching Kevin try to stream from it will answer these questions.
Also, high stakes danger from the probability of splinters.
 
Of all the replies that I got to my post last night this is my favorite. Great analogy. It really does seem fitting that Wedge serves as the clown to the three ring circus that is this thread.



Anywho, onto the content.

If you're afraid of the thunder then Colorado probably isn't the best place to live...
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Imagine what kind of a shitty parent you'd have to be to just assume as a given that if your kid says they're trans that it's ok to put them on hormones and allow them to mutilate themselves.
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In the replies: Fuck you dad!
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Based mom.
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I... don't even know what to say about this one.
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The rest of his timeline is like 50+ tweets sperging about Doctor Who, a show I've never watched and never plan to, so I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about and whether it's retarded or not (I'm sure it is I just wouldn't know why). Go check it out for yourself if interested.
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