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DSP needs to be spoon-fed everything and doesn't like it when the plot actually makes him think on his own. Probably also why he likes wrestling so much.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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So apparently there's this new running gag going on where whenever Phil yawns directly into the mic, he pretends to nod off for a full minute.
Remember that next time he blames his schedule on why it takes so long to clear games, or he calls someone a "fake gamer" for beating a new release in a few days.
Remember that next time he blames his schedule on why it takes so long to clear games, or he calls someone a "fake gamer" for beating a new release in a few days.
Fragarach
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I honestly want to see Phil have a stream where he just stares at his wall for two hours because I'd bet anything he'd still get the regular whales showing up and throwing him money. Phil equates hitting the tips goal with people liking his content when he knows damn well it's the same 5 or so people giving him 80% of his total money for a stream. As long as they keep doing so, I doubt he cares how boring his content is because they keep rewarding him for it. It's like they WANT him to continue doing the same boring shit for years. Phil only ever changes when his income dips and as long as his whales are keeping him flush with cash, he won't change or improve a single thing.
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When was the last time Dave read or watched anything that wasn't capeshit?
Surly Muppet
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Suzanne Vega just tipped $5. This was after someone named Luka tipped $5.
Phil commented that he had no idea who these people were, but thanked them.
Well, that's a bit of a problem there, Philberto. You're not checking to see if they're verified.
So he's either lying and it's some whale tipping under various names as always and he really doesn't want people to assume that, or he's suddenly not concerned about taking unverified tips again.
Where exactly is SuperHound these days, Phil?
A third tip just rolled in and he thanked whoever it was, if it was one person or multiple people.
He should be able to at least see the email address the tips are attached to in order to tell if it was the same person, so he's likely just lying.
Phil commented that he had no idea who these people were, but thanked them.
Well, that's a bit of a problem there, Philberto. You're not checking to see if they're verified.
So he's either lying and it's some whale tipping under various names as always and he really doesn't want people to assume that, or he's suddenly not concerned about taking unverified tips again.
Where exactly is SuperHound these days, Phil?
A third tip just rolled in and he thanked whoever it was, if it was one person or multiple people.
He should be able to at least see the email address the tips are attached to in order to tell if it was the same person, so he's likely just lying.
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i'd like to mention that OIC was in the chat for the last hour and has suddenly disappeared as these tips started coming in
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LOL AT ALL OF OIC'S ALT ACCOUNTS its so pathetic man
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So now his autistic whales are trying to respond to the "80% of tips are from the same five people" and are making small tips from various accounts.
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Schedule marathon DSP Tries It for when the Horse is home so she doesn’t have to cook. Don’t want to have another Hamburger Helper PTSD situation, right?
TheTractor
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The retarded money creature that spent 20 minutes droping 5$ for each sock accounts, DSP having no idea who that was OF COURSE.
Someday he's gonna show up at his front porch with chocolate bars, condoms and a dildo.
Someday he's gonna show up at his front porch with chocolate bars, condoms and a dildo.
Fragarach
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I hope they realize that by making alt accounts who literally just joined out of nowhere, it just confirms his whales use alt accounts (which we already know). Twitch viewers don't just stumble across random channels and throw money around without ever typing a word and having any history of even watching that streamer. Also we're never going to see those people again, and if we do it'll be from back-to-back tips like we just saw, which is totally natural and normal. DSP's whales really are some of the weirdest fucking people I've ever seen. All these gymnastics to give money to a guy who secretly hates your guts to "own" people you have nothing to do with.
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This lazy motherfucker can't even be arsed to hide the fact that he's getting "behind the scenes" tips from obvious socks. Of course, once he hits the goal, they mysteriously stop and so does he. And still the sycophants that follow him have no problem with this. What a bunch of wet brains.
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That's just the ORAGANIC GROWTH Dave has been talkin about.
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i wish i screenshotted it but at the end of the stream OIC on his main account said "Amazing stream phil"
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The only person who can say that and be actually genuine from his known fans is Derich. But Derich's standards for seemingly everything, even the whores he cooms to, are of garbage quality. Which makes sense being a fan of DSP
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PayPal's flat transaction fee increases next month from 0.30 to 0.49 (a 63% increase). This will significantly dilute the value of these shit ton of smaller tips he gets (including when OiC decides to LARP as multiple different people).
Dave definitely didn't do the math, but I did. Without changes, he's going to take a revenue hit in the hundreds of dollars per month range. This doesn't even include the fact the PayPal instant withdrawal is going up from 1.0% to 1.5%
Dave definitely didn't do the math, but I did. Without changes, he's going to take a revenue hit in the hundreds of dollars per month range. This doesn't even include the fact the PayPal instant withdrawal is going up from 1.0% to 1.5%
Fragarach
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Watch him mention this tomorrow or within the next couple days. But remember, Phil doesn't read the FarmsPayPal's flat transaction fee increases next month from 0.30 to 0.49 (a 63% increase). This will significantly dilute the value of these shit ton of smaller tips he gets (including when OiC decides to LARP as multiple different people).
Dave definitely didn't do the math, but I did. Without changes, he's going to take a revenue hit in the hundreds of dollars per month range. This doesn't even include the fact the PayPal instant withdrawal is going up from 1.0% to 1.5%
DarkSoulsPhil
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1.30 tip minimum going up. Just wait.PayPal's flat transaction fee increases next month from 0.30 to 0.49 (a 63% increase). This will significantly dilute the value of these shit ton of smaller tips he gets (including when OiC decides to LARP as multiple different people).
Dave definitely didn't do the math, but I did. Without changes, he's going to take a revenue hit in the hundreds of dollars per month range. This doesn't even include the fact the PayPal instant withdrawal is going up from 1.0% to 1.5%
Think trolls have realised that troll youtube name and $1 superchat is the most effective way to get name on screen to fuck with him (superchat is 50% cut or so) vs $5 tip (minimum for text on screen). There have been very few 1.30 tips from trolls since the move to youtube but im probably about to be proven wrong by the power of autism
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"A very generous fan contacted me behind the scenes-"Watch him mention this tomorrow or within the next couple days. But remember, Phil doesn't read the Farms
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Psst, hey Phil. You probably don't want to have "pay my bills" and "order food for delivery" in the same paragraph for this "fundraising". It makes you look stupid.
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