The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

That image is creepy. The bleak landscape, the unfinished / abandoned fence posts, the hulking vaguely humanoid black figure in the distance - it's like one of those horror movie jump scare scenes where the camera pans briefly away then back, and the figure is suddenly much closer. Brrrr.

Or a farmhouse in a true crime show where some horrible shit happened and the same people who were worshipping these fuckwads while they were alive are bemoaning how could nobody see it all coming.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Or a farmhouse in a true crime show where some horrible shit happened and the same people who were worshipping these fuckwads while they were alive are bemoaning how could nobody see it all coming.

All while ignoring the fact those damn transphobic Kiwis saw it coming a mile away and tried to warn them.

 

[Meiwaku]

Tranch Updates:
They're tarping? Also the view looks nice with the other people's property in place.


There's our lads. Any farmers got opinions on what they're up to?
Also A true & honest woman came by



New naming bid up:


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[AssignedEva]

Tranch Updates:
They're tarping? Also the view looks nice with the other people's property in place.
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There's our lads. Any farmers got opinions on what they're up to?

You can cover prepared soil with tarp to stop weeds growing, or to help organic matter mulch into the soil, so that it's easier to sow seeds and grow things later on.

If they're "off ranch" does this mean they're actually doing work for a neighbour for a change? Seems unlike them, although maybe they've realised they can't grift for money and may need to actually work for it.

 

[Meiwaku]

You can cover prepared soil with tarp to stop weeds growing, or to help organic matter mulch into the soil, so that it's easier to sow seeds and grow things later on.

If they're "off ranch" does this mean they're actually doing work for a neighbour for a change? Seems unlike them, although maybe they've realised they can't grift for money and may need to actually work for it.

They may be at their earth ship? I don't know they do have a few places in town they like. Unironically good for them if they are helping the community.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tranch Updates:
They're tarping? Also the view looks nice with the other people's property in place.
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There's our lads. Any farmers got opinions on what they're up to?
Also A true & honest woman came by
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New naming bid up:
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lol. The white alpaca looks like it was sheared with a belt sander.

 

[Meiwaku]

lol. The white alpaca looks like it was sheared with a belt sander.

All ranch animals after shearing look fucked LOL it's not a beauty job it's just for effectiveness of getting the coat off. Plus alpacas are shorn differently from sheep (there's a cut in the center for firsts aka best fiber and a secondary shear for seconds aka less quality but still nice cut). So their lines may be weirder. This, for once, is actually not the fault of the Tranchers it's just the nature of fiber ranchin

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Or a farmhouse in a true crime show where some horrible shit happened and the same people who were worshipping these fuckwads while they were alive are bemoaning how could nobody see it all coming.

It seems like a perfect setting for some sort of horror movie or short story.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

For the love of all that is holy Philip, sort out your damn spelling

It's almost like you want people to think you are a beastie degenerate

To, two, too - three very different meanings

Or maybe I'm just innocent and hoping to fuck that he meant 'I regained consciousness' rather than what he's actually written

 

[Meiwaku]

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For the love of all that is holy Philip, sort out your damn spelling

It's almost like you want people to think you are a beastie degenerate

To, two, too - three very different meanings

Or maybe I'm just innocent and hoping to fuck that he meant 'I regained consciousness' rather than what he's actually written

His skitz posting on his blog shows he has a loose grasp on the English language. It's only really embarrassing when it ends up on their business page lol.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

If they're "off ranch" does this mean they're actually doing work for a neighbour for a change? Seems unlike them, although maybe they've realised they can't grift for money and may need to actually work for it.

They've done jobs for others before - they put together a stone wall (badly) and they helped a neighbour shear.

It's always Penny and Bonnie and sometimes Jarrod doing the work. That's the one thing I have to commend those two on, they do actually work. That's why I'll never understand why they accept the likes of Kevin mooching off them, even if he does pay some rent.

 

[mr.moon1488]

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For the love of all that is holy Philip, sort out your damn spelling

It's almost like you want people to think you are a beastie degenerate

To, two, too - three very different meanings

Or maybe I'm just innocent and hoping to fuck that he meant 'I regained consciousness' rather than what he's actually written

>I came too and we got her milked
For all that is holy, I really hope that was just a typo.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Looks like some kind of school complex in the background. I'd guess this is a sort of community works project. Maybe the Tranchers are getting local taxpayer money, maybe they're just angling for some community goodwill.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

>I came too and we got her milked
For all that is holy, I really hope that was just a typo.

Yea, that was my whole point...that one extra 'o' has made that whole exchange completely

 

[Honored guest]

I'm still catching up so I apologize if this has been said before, but how did they totally fuck their land so fast? It looks like its affecting the whole property, it can't just be overgrazing can it?

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm still catching up so I apologize if this has been said before, but how did they totally fuck their land so fast? It looks like its affecting the whole property, it can't just be overgrazing can it?

Over grazing and idiots don’t mix well for the environment

 

[gmax alcremie]

I'm still catching up so I apologize if this has been said before, but how did they totally fuck their land so fast? It looks like its affecting the whole property, it can't just be overgrazing can it?

Someone a few weeks back did the math - they have 5 acres, and between 150-200 alpaca. This source gives the graze rate at 4-6 alpaca per acre, with proper rotation. Assuming they do all of that perfectly (lol), they're still over a hundred alpaca beyond what the land could have supported.

Edit: I remembered wrong and they have 38 acres. See below posts for better explanations.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Someone a few weeks back did the math - they have 5 acres, and between 150-200 alpaca. This source gives the graze rate at 4-6 alpaca per acre, with proper rotation. Assuming they do all of that perfectly (lol), they're still over a hundred alpaca beyond what the land could have supported.

Minor correction: they have 38 acres. The math was their land, with its native vegetation and fertility, could support 5 alpacas at most.

 

[MakingAmericaGreat]

It's likely that only the troons with intact testicles are taking spironolactone as an inexpensive off-label testosterone blocker. If the castrated ones are still taking it, it'll be at a reduced dose.

You're being misled by the brand name. (In the US, it's Proscar.) Generic, it's finasteride.

The most famous brand name for finasteride is Propecia. Someone on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is worried about their male pattern baldness.

They might be keeping their estradiol vials in the refrigerator.

You're not supposed to, and it says on the box not to, but, y'know.

I believe the standard of care when it comes to spironolactone is to continue full dosage until older, regardless of surgery, side effects become concerning, to inhibit testosterone. I could see Phil being at a low dosage but all the prescriptions are 100mg as they’re in the same bag.

The finasteride is weird to me. The pills are clearly under the brand name prosteride which isn’t that common in the US and would be pretty useless as they have prescriptions for spironolactone. I’m thinking they were prescribed it by a care provider without knowledge of other medication. The only other reason would be prostate concern.

now that I’m not drunk, I think they can’t get shipped the estradiol and auto injector as they come together. Some states don’t allow shipping of auto injectors and a cursory glance at google didn’t show much. They’re probably too lazy to pick it up at the pharmacy as they’re mainly larping and not that interested in actual treatment that isn’t immediately gratifying.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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I see you've found their brochure depicting a stunning and brave transwomyn surfing with their newest 'paca by the winning $500 name of Dean Winchester.