Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.9%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 11.0%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 13.3%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.3%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 127 48.3%

  • Total voters
    263
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Going to need a translation on this, I have no idea what this is referencing
"Scenes from a Hat" is a standard segment on Whose Line Is It Anyway? An improv show. Many conventions/bars/etc hold their own versions of this for fun now due to the lasting popularity of the series. It's likely that he's going to attempt improv standup- possibly with others in his network or with GDQ as it's still "from home" this year.
 
No dad ever wants to see his daughter run away from home for over a week with a boy, but everything about that situation was just kind of weird. The community literally did nothing to help, the flyers the dad posted around town tipped someone local who saw her and then called the police. I also have no idea why the dad plans on making this shit so public going forward when there's obvious deep-seeded problems but alas, twitch streamer gonna twitch streamer.

thank you chibi for rescuing a girl and thank you for giving him $225 on top of it, what that father needs now is easily more money.
Chibi's just desperate to fit into any group and get any kind of validation, so he latches onto anything he can find. It's something I and probably most of us did in high school, but the problem is Chibi's 30 fucking 1. Changing your outlook on things is tough but he's running out of time to not be socially stunted into adulthood. If he'd just drop the damn Discord anime circlejerk and streamer bullshit maybe he'd have a happier life.
 
The last time it happened, he locked everything down for a solid two months. Our only real source of information came from Discord.
I can live for two months without his social media, he can't. But yeah, the guy should be a little more subtle.
 
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My apologies if this has already been addressed at some point in the thread, but can someone please remind me who these other two are and where they are now?
 
My apologies if this has already been addressed at some point in the thread, but can someone please remind me who these other two are and where they are now?
The man on the left with the Twitch shirt is saboom, original handle SSBMStuff found at https://www.twitch.tv/saboom Overall wholesome top-tier speedrunner/twitch philosophizer.

No idea on the right guy sorry.
 
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My apologies if this has already been addressed at some point in the thread, but can someone please remind me who these other two are and where they are now?

I have no clue on who the right arrow person is, but I found comments suggesting the guy on the left went by "SSBMStuff". He did a Spyro 2 race after the Tomba 2 run.

Chibi was up front for 4 runs during SGDQ 2014 around the time of the Tomba 2 run. Here are the links for each if you'd like to try and dig stuff from it, or in general see how things went with Chibi on the other runs.

Bubsy In Claws Encounters Of The Furred Kind by Graviton in 19:42 - SGDQ2014 - Part 80

Zero The Kamikaze Squirrel by Omnigamer in 13:01 - SGDQ2014 - Part 81

Tomba 2 by CavemanDCJ in 1:17:27 - SGDQ2014 - Part 83 (Of course we all know this one very well)

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage Race of SSBMstuff v Jumpyluff in 29:43 - SGDQ2014 - Part 84 (Camera focused on runners, but Chibi is still on the couch with a mic. He appears to leave after this one.)

 
Actually, I think that's the entire point. Imagine having an opportunity to have your name known by an audience of tens or hundreds of thousands of people by performing at an event. Now imagine that somebody does something incredibly cringe at this event, to the point where it becomes infamous. What you thought would gain you more recognition and a larger audience has instead turned into your name being a footnote under somebody else's cringe, and people who seek you out do so for your take on that specific and really old event, not because of your individual prowess as a speedrunner.

I believe the brand became ruined because of this, as the number one thing this person would be known for to most of the internet would be "I would really prefer it if you'd be quiet". There's no growth from there, only flies that want to eat the shit from that legacy and gain something from it for themselves.

I believe changing the name was the right thing to do in his case. Anything he can do to separate himself from Chibi and that event is an excellent move on his part for whatever it is that he wants to do, and I believe freedom from constant association with Chibi whether he liked it or not is his "new horizons".
That’s actually a fair point. I would probably be mad all the time and end up resetting my Internet presence if my one big break was overshadowed by a sperg-out
 
Thanks everyone, so to recap the guy on the left is/was SSBMStuff who quit speedrunning around 5 years ago, deleting his Twitter and Twitch accounts. (good for him I reckon) still speedruns Spyro.
Guy on the right is MechaRichter, last Twitch stream was 2 years ago, now exists mostly as a pronouns-in-the-bio Tweeter.

For some reason I thought that at least one of them had trooned out. I remember scrolling through his Twitter timeline just astonished by how many times he would tweet "I'm a girl!", over and over again like some baffling self affirming mantra.
I wasn't able to find it again and was hoping my memory was right and it was one of these two, oh well. I'm sure whoever it is, is doing juuuuust fiiiiine.
 
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HOLY FUCK CAVEMANDCJ TROONED OUT. I'm really trying to come up with something about him preferring his balls to be quiet but it's just not happening, sorry.


EDIT: I blame famed speedwhore Nancy

EDIT2: It's fake. I was so excited.
An american homo in Japan. Somehow he's still leagues above Adam in terms of achievement and self respect.
 
Thanks everyone, so to recap the guy on the left is/was SSBMStuff who quit speedrunning around 5 years ago, deleting his Twitter and Twitch accounts. (good for him I reckon)
Guy on the right is MechaRichter, last Twitch stream was 2 years ago, now exists mostly as a pronouns-in-the-bio Tweeter.

For some reason I thought that at least one of them had trooned out. I remember scrolling through his Twitter timeline just astonished by how many times he would tweet "I'm a girl!", over and over again like some baffling self affirming mantra.
I wasn't able to find it again and was hoping my memory was right and it was one of these two, oh well. I'm sure whoever it is, is doing juuuuust fiiiiine.
Saboom still streams, almost got WR back in spyro 1 a week ago. His streams are kind of jarring (but he seems like a nice, genuine guy) because it's just way, way, WAY too deep for a spyro game but i suppose if that kind of discussion tickles your fancies, you can find his stream.
 
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