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Okay so, I don't know much about it, but "coffee shop" is a thing in erotica/porn online. I only vaguely know that it's a thing so I can't give you much info, but I know for a fact there's people really into coffee shops as a setting for porn, and a minority of people really not into it, to the point that there is e-fighting between the two camps sometimes (and specifically, got that setting on a list of banned subjects on some internet porn site so people who posted art there couldn't draw anything that took place in a coffee shop). I only have a vague recollection of someone (who drew porn) telling me about this years ago and I'm no longer speaking to them so I don't have any real info but yeah coffee shops are a coomer thing to some extent, but I can't tell you why. Maybe this will bring up someone who knows more than me and can better elaborate.

I only know about this as a very common spinoff for fanfictions and shipping. Every decently sized fandom has someone who writes and draws coffee shop AUs (alternate universes) because its domestic and #relatable. I don't know about any of the other drama but that's fucking hilarious that coffee shops got banned as a theme from a coom site.
 
Okay so, I don't know much about it, but "coffee shop" is a thing in erotica/porn online. I only vaguely know that it's a thing so I can't give you much info, but I know for a fact there's people really into coffee shops as a setting for porn, and a minority of people really not into it, to the point that there is e-fighting between the two camps sometimes (and specifically, got that setting on a list of banned subjects on some internet porn site so people who posted art there couldn't draw anything that took place in a coffee shop). I only have a vague recollection of someone (who drew porn) telling me about this years ago and I'm no longer speaking to them so I don't have any real info but yeah coffee shops are a coomer thing to some extent, but I can't tell you why. Maybe this will bring up someone who knows more than me and can better elaborate.
This may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I did some googling, and I can't find anything on the subject other than a bunch of pornos and erotic stories set in coffee shops. If we're ever going to get to the bottom of this, it's going to have to be from someone who is familiar with the topic beyond a surface level. Also, are you sure this is a community wide thing, and not localized to your former acquaintance's autistic, coomery corner of the Internet?
 
Also, are you sure this is a community wide thing, and not localized to your former acquaintance's autistic, coomery corner of the Internet?
To be honest I can't be sure of that although I will echo what's been said about coffeeshop AUs being common in fanfiction. I have seen a lot of those around.
 
Yeah, that’s retarded. I’ve never heard of a coffeeshop porn fetish.

More likely they just want to wear the skin of some cute young barista with glasses and “artsy” tattoos. It allows them to indulge in their uWuuuu I’m a GAMER GURL who likes coffeeshops and cozy sweaters and things that smell like winter. And forget that they’re actually an ugly, unhygienic, socially retarded coomer man.

Also outside of the tech trannies most of them have no real job prospects so they really lean into this pseudo-bohemian thing despite being obsessed with children’s toys and other shit.
 
Crossposting because it was mentioned before not everyone keeps up with the Tranch thread. This is the state of the documentary so far (final thing will have Kevin in it). Please enjoy this

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The tranch calling themselves self-sufficient while exclusively surviving off their families trust funds and gofundme gibs will never get old.
 
I have some screens of his wisdom and deep philosophical ideology.... but im mobilefag so my ability for something really quality is limited. If anyone wants to put together a "Wisdom of Wedge" collection on a few concise pages I will dump his Lao Tzu level tweets and reddit posts.

We could have a few volumes:
  • Troon Te Ching - his gender shit
  • The Art of Whore- his sex work posting
  • The Dead Sea Holes -his general wisdom

"Who Moved My Cheese?"
 
It's because (apparently) Starbucks pays to have their employees troon out, covering costs for various trans surgeries in their benefits plan.
Entertainingly enough, everyone's favorite statistic makes an appearance as part of the reason Starbucks funds the stinkditch surgeries of its employees.
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I think you're misunderstanding.

Troons who are baristas are dead end losers BECAUSE they are troons. Not because they are baristas. Baristas who are baristas are just baristas.
Minimum wage workers always get flack for working minimum wage, but there's a difference between living on a budget trying to make ends meet and occasionally treating yourself to something you work hard to earn, and... Well being a troon who brews coffee to pay for the chop and because its the only place you can be hired despite being hideous and repulsive in every aspect.
 
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hello butifel
Do NOT go on this faggot's timeline if you value your sanity. It is simultaneously one of the saddest and creepiest twitter accounts that I've come across. Something about these ABDL freaks disturbs me far more than the greasiest amhole pic ever could. There's a 95% chance that if you searched this guy's home you'd find a child sex dungeon.

Speaking of ABDL...
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Oh come on, that's literally just a man in a wig.
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No, no you're not.
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Ryan is looking to get some of that sweet, sweet clown asshole.
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The mental imagery that this tweet conjured up caused me to both laugh like an idiot and also throw up in my mouth a little.
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Is that a new troon tactic? That if you point out how incredible damaging and dangerous the HRT process alone, not even to speak about the frankenstein surgeries is, you are a pervert that dares to think about genitals? The giant perverts of the net are pearl-clutching and pretending to be so puritan that you cant talk about sex organs in a medical manner?
Oh and yeah, the children issue, how could I forget. The ones sexualising kids and urging kids to ruin their whole lives to join their freakshow, are so DEEPLY concerned about parents and conservatives being worried about those children not being able to have kids later in life because of the irreversibility of HRT?
I cannot believe anyone buys this.
DARVO isn't a new tactic to narc-y abusers with pedo tendencies. The recent Twitter freakout over that idiot dickpanderer Laurie Penny telling a parent to teach her little kid not to stare at a troon's dangling tackle in the locker room was a good example of this shitty turnabout, though of course Penny played the wounded victim who'd just been standing up for xer trannies. It's honestly a good thing that the Venn diagram of libfem troon taintsuckers and childfree ideologues is a near perfect circle-- they're as dangerous to kids as a 1980's era Children of God cult member. The creepyass egg cracking that Kevvie does all day online is a modern day version of CoG's flirty fishing.
They haven't used tallow in their fries since the early 90s. It's been vegetable oil for nearly 30 years.
The did stop with the beef tallow in '89 or so, but they do add non-veg friendly beef flavor to American fries. Per this article:
For decades, McDonald’s fries were cooked in animal fat (lard) which was supposedly what gave them their famous flavor. Eventually, the chain switched to vegetable oil, but customers complained that the fries were no longer as tasty. The company's solution was to add natural beef flavor to the spuds during the production cycle.
In the U.S., McDonald's French fry suppliers add a very small amount of beef flavor to the oil in the par-frying process at the potato processing plant before shipping the fries to individual outlets. Once at the restaurant, the spuds are cooked in vegetable oil.
 
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There's so much Dr.Who sperging I likely missed some because I don't watch brits.

Deadbeat Dad Updates:
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Sounds abusive
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Your kids deserve a better dad
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i couldn't see who liked or commented on this but I hope he means the Tranch... According to his pinned tweet he seems to be indicating this is where he's going
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When not even Kevin is interested in you kek

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>Running red lights
LMFAO PLS
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I did not save this picture because they're both hideous.
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Wedge,by allah if you do...you will still not get a thread

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God the absolute selfishness of these motherfuckers is making me MATI.

Four actual kids wondering where you went vs. fucking a tranch denizen and going on SSI?

How is this an actual decision someone made?

Just neck yourself, the kids will be better off.
 
that idiot dickpanderer Laurie Penny
She used to date a loony troon who goes by the name of Margaret Kiljoy. He is a semi-homeless bearded man with very questionable hygiene habits who infected her with the gender madness. He also writes stories and is behind a fake-feminist black metal project called Feminazgul. Like another notorious gender-cow, Shmorky, he gets actual women to do voice work for him so he can hide that he's a man.
Laurie Penny makes suspect life-choices is what I'm saying.
How is this an actual decision someone made
Troonsicle isn't even the worst AGP dad I've seen. Abandoning your kids and skipping out on child support while pretending your baby mama doesn't exist is shitty, but at least he's not forcing them to play dress up with him.
I wonder how long it'll take us to get his real name.
Also in his tweets he mentions that one of his kids is 14. A rough age for this, you're old enough to understand what's going on, but not old enough to understand all the repercussions. If he succeeds in moving to the Tranch, he won't even be the only father there, since Penny also has a kid.
 
Surprised Kevin isn't into this TBH
@Small-arms Supremacy what say you?
They haven't used tallow in their fries since the early 90s. It's been vegetable oil for nearly 30 years.
That's weird, because I remember seeing a priest say that they contained meat and so you should avoid eating them in Lent.

Do they make them with beef in Bongland?
> t4t

Funny way of saying ”nobody will have sex with me apart from my fellow cultists”.
 
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