Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Those are rookie numbers! Let's get to 10K!

Warham 10K?

Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of mayo ghouls.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Warham 10K?

Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of mayo ghouls.

That's unfair: Ork boyz have a fundamentally better understanding of science and get laid more than Bob ever will (inb4, they reproduce like spores).

 

[TowinKarz]

It's no surprise that Bob would only know about Toby Keith from "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue" and his feud with the Dixie Chicks.

It wasn't much of feud, considering the majority of genre fans were on his side..... the Dixie Chicks careers were self-tanked so bad by their flippant dismissal of who their fans were, they might as well have stood on an IED. It was gone overnight. Even I knew at the time they were doomed, and I was not a fan of Red White and Blue because I didn't like the overall turn towards essentially the Osama diss track phenomenon. I stopped listening to pop country at that point because I just wanted to listen to some nice "neutral" music at that time, considering all that was going on in the world, not pick a side and get constant reminders of the reality I was trying to escape. (Remarkably similar to today, but without the internet in your pocket, it was easier to ignore most of the time)

Keith not only is still arguably popular today, there's no doubt his legacy will be positive and long lasting, a pre-social media slap-fight with a now-dead group will hardly be recalled and if it is, it will be remembered as him winning. His 90's stuff gets re-spun on the "flashback" segment of the country station's programing lineup all the time, while the DCs are persona non gratia and have failed to reinvent themselves in a meaningful way after telling all their fans to kiss their asses if they didn't like mid-00's Bush-bashing proto-progressivism. It wasn't THEIR job to make the fans happy, it was the FANS job to do better..... they were kind of patient zero when it came to modern performance artist sensibilities in that regard.

Can't recall the last time I heard Wide Open Spaces being played anywhere. It used to be just as ubiquitous on the truck radio as anything else back in the day. And I remember what was on in 93' because that's the year I got my license and one of the first things I had to do upon getting my first hand-me-down truck was replace the AM-band-only radio so I could get 98.1 , the local country station. (it was a 78' what'd you expect?)

But, you know, who has time for research or consulting first-hand sources like me when you're soopah-smaht like Bob and clearly, a performer's discography doesn't extend back prior to when you first heard of them?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is that her actual wedding photo?

Looks awfully... traditional.


No they weren't Robert you absolute dunce of a meatbag. Germany went to war with the rest of the world because their finances were shit and they needed the war plunder to keep the machinery of government going. Look up the MEFO bills sometimes.

It's like watching a game of telephone in real time. It's like the original article said "eating too much chocolate can harm you" and by the time Robert weighs in he's mocking conservatives for believing that touching chocolate is instant death.

We've gone beyond strawman somehow.

yup, it's her ackshually wedding photo. Underneath the Bob photoshop is the pasty face of a man so infested and contaminated with phytoestrogens, that you can literally smell the soy from here.

Bob doesn't actually know just how literally unfair the Treaty of Versailles was. Germany had to pay "reparations" to other countries for WW I, and they didn't have enough money to do it, therefore the Weimar Republic printed money like Zimbabwe (or rather Zimbabwe printed money like they did) and it ended up with devaluing the currency so severely that one needed a whole wheelbarrow-full of German Marks just to buy a loaf of bread. I am positive that Bob does not know this. Bob only thinks in terms of "Hitler wanted to gas the j00s/troons/gheys/PoCs and that's the entirety of what Nazism was all about."

 

[Carlos Thin]

It wasn't much of feud, considering the majority of genre fans were on his side..... the Dixie Chicks careers were self-tanked so bad by their flippant dismissal of who their fans were, they might as well have stood on an IED. It was gone overnight. Even I knew at the time they were doomed, and I was not a fan of Red White and Blue because I didn't like the overall turn towards essentially the Osama diss track phenomenon, I stopped listening to pop country at that point because I just wanted to listen to music at that time, considering all that was going on in the world, not pick a side. (Remarkably similar to today, but without the internet in your pocket, it was easier to ignore most of the time)

Keith not only is still arguably popular today, there's no doubt his legacy will be positive and long lasting, a pre-social media slap-fight with a now-dead group will hardly be recalled and if it is, it will be remembered as him winning. His 90's stuff gets re-spun on the "flashback" segment of the country station's programing lineup all the time, while the DCs are persona non gratia and have failed to reinvent themselves in a meaningful way after telling all their fans to kiss their asses if they didn't like mid-00's Bush-bashing proto-progressivism. It wasn't THEIR job to make the fans happy, it was the FANS job to do better..... they were kind of patient zero when it came to modern performance artist sensibilities in that regard.

Can't recall the last time I heard Wide Open Spaces being played anywhere. It used to be just as ubiquitous on the truck radio as anything else back in the day. And I remember what was on in 93' because that's the year I got my license.

But, you know, who has time for research or consulting first-hand sources like me when you're soopah-smaht like Bob and clearly, a performer's discography doesn't extend back prior to when you first heard of them?

Yeah, a band or artist can survive anything. John Lennon said they were bigger than Jesus and that could have tanked their career. But they were The Beatles and all they had to do was release another song to save themselves. Ditto all the controversy Michael Jackson amounted in his life. The Dixie Chicks were mediocre at best and their music couldn't save them. Ask anyone who the Dixie Chicks are and they'll say they're that band who opposed Bush back in the day. But they won't name any of their songs.

 

[TowinKarz]

Yeah, a band or artist can survive anything. John Lennon said they were bigger than Jesus and that could have tanked their career. But they were The Beatles and all they had to do was release another song to save themselves. Ditto all the controversy Michael Jackson amounted in his life. The Dixie Chicks were mediocre at best and their music couldn't save them. Ask anyone who the Dixie Chicks are and they'll say they're that band who opposed Bush back in the day. But they won't name any of their songs.

I vaguely remember a lot of people in the early 90's bemoaning the likes of the Dixie Chicks as "not REAL country" , but those same people leveled that same claim against anyone who came along post Garth Brooks. The old-schoolers. The ones who remember when Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton were releasing new stuff, the kind of person a normie whose only exposure to country was The Devil Went Down to Georgia thinks of when they think "country fan".

The Chicks were 100% manufactured, an up-and-coming chick band that got plugged into country because it was hot at the time, but we all kinda knew it... and we didn't care.

There was tacit approval for "fake" or "hat" acts, they'd have fans as long as they:

1. Didn't take themselves too seriously and never claimed to be "THE" face of country.
2. Generally played what the audience wanted to hear.



The DCs fucked up both of those things at the same time.

They started playing anti-US songs, in the COUNTRY genre, and told the fans to "like it or leave", and we left.... to their shock and everlasting scorn. And despite the early social-media of the time trying to play it as a win "They're off to better things than performing for ungrateful, fat, dumb hayseeds" they fell off the map and were last seen doing a naked-magazine-cover "protest" photoshoot IIRC.

 

[Adamska]

yup, it's her ackshually wedding photo. Underneath the Bob photoshop is the pasty face of a man so infested and contaminated with phytoestrogens, that you can literally smell the soy from here.

Bob doesn't actually know just how literally unfair the Treaty of Versailles was. Germany had to pay "reparations" to other countries for WW I, and they didn't have enough money to do it, therefore the Weimar Republic printed money like Zimbabwe (or rather Zimbabwe printed money like they did) and it ended up with devaluing the currency so severely that one needed a whole wheelbarrow-full of German Marks just to buy a loaf of bread. I am positive that Bob does not know this. Bob only thinks in terms of "Hitler wanted to gas the j00s/troons/gheys/PoCs and that's the entirety of what Nazism was all about."

Don't worry, Bob will desperately google-fu and then try to twist anything brought up into his own retarded take while pretending he's smart with the stuff he had to look up. Because not only is he a crayon eating curtain analyzing retard, but he's a dishonest crayon eating blue curtain analyzing retard who is terrified over his own mental inadequacies.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Glenn Greenwald thinks that Covid has allowed the government and big corps -- especially Bobby's favorite Amazon -- to consolidate their power and make the proles more compliant, more submissive, more loathe to raise question, lest you be canceled on social media. The aftershock will be felt for a long time afterwards.
Bobby: Glennybear stupid!
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Wasn't Bobby the one talking about how dystopic it was to have to wear a mask everywhere early on?

He absolutely hated the mask thing when it started, and now he's trying to rewrite history in his Stalinist way.

 

[make_it_so]

It might have slipped your minds amidst all the festivities, but it is still the beginning of a month, which means...

I know I'm sounding like a broken record at this point, but Chris is just so fucking pathetic - can he not see that this is just a waste of time at this point? No one is interested in his dumb podcasts, no one wants a copy of a shitty "documentary" signed by him, and no one wants to throw their money at a guy who's "struggling" yet can afford hipster beer and $3000 refrigerators full of unnecessary buzzers and whistles.

I took a break when the DDOS happened.

So is Bob still fat?

Yes, and people would still not have sex with him.

The difference I'm not surprised they can't grasp is that if you refuse to date or be friends with people who don't 1:1 politically align with you you're probably a sociopath/narcissist; if you're unwilling to date a man in a dress because you're not physically attracted to men that's perfectly logical, no matter how much they squeal about being a 'real woman'.

Almost no one in real life is going to have 1:1 alignment with you on anything.

Wasn't Bobby the one talking about how dystopic it was to have to wear a mask everywhere early on?

He absolutely hated the mask thing when it started, and now he's trying to rewrite history in his Stalinist way.

Did he? If so, that just goes to show that Bob is a complete shell of a man - an intellectually empty vessel that carries whatever message his perceived "side" wants.

 

[Flexo]

It wasn't much of feud, considering the majority of genre fans were on his side..... the Dixie Chicks careers were self-tanked so bad by their flippant dismissal of who their fans were, they might as well have stood on an IED. It was gone overnight. Even I knew at the time they were doomed, and I was not a fan of Red White and Blue because I didn't like the overall turn towards essentially the Osama diss track phenomenon. I stopped listening to pop country at that point because I just wanted to listen to some nice "neutral" music at that time, considering all that was going on in the world, not pick a side and get constant reminders of the reality I was trying to escape. (Remarkably similar to today, but without the internet in your pocket, it was easier to ignore most of the time)

Keith not only is still arguably popular today, there's no doubt his legacy will be positive and long lasting, a pre-social media slap-fight with a now-dead group will hardly be recalled and if it is, it will be remembered as him winning. His 90's stuff gets re-spun on the "flashback" segment of the country station's programing lineup all the time, while the DCs are persona non gratia and have failed to reinvent themselves in a meaningful way after telling all their fans to kiss their asses if they didn't like mid-00's Bush-bashing proto-progressivism. It wasn't THEIR job to make the fans happy, it was the FANS job to do better..... they were kind of patient zero when it came to modern performance artist sensibilities in that regard.

Can't recall the last time I heard Wide Open Spaces being played anywhere. It used to be just as ubiquitous on the truck radio as anything else back in the day. And I remember what was on in 93' because that's the year I got my license and one of the first things I had to do upon getting my first hand-me-down truck was replace the AM-band-only radio so I could get 98.1 , the local country station. (it was a 78' what'd you expect?)

But, you know, who has time for research or consulting first-hand sources like me when you're soopah-smaht like Bob and clearly, a performer's discography doesn't extend back prior to when you first heard of them?

It is kind of funny to compare that time to post Pearl Harbor.

The songs that fought the war : popular music and the home front, 1939-1945 in SearchWorks catalog

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Apparently in WW2 you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing a patriotic song. Post 9/11 we had.... 3? (Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and I recall a pop band doing one. I think U2 also did a remix of "caught in a moment" around 9/11.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've been hoping for a Bob troon saga for a couple years now. As his relevance declines and he bleeds away the last dregs of his goodwill, it's about the only move he has left to get attention and move up on the progressive stack.

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it before, but I honestly doubt that Bob will ever troon out. He's way too into his internet tough guy and weird alpha male personas he constantly puts on, to the point where I thing he would subconsciously reject the very notion that he might be in any way feminine. It's one of the strangest things to me, unlike most of the rest of the left wing twitter users, Bob has a habit of bragging about very traditionally male achievements and skills. Even if they're hilarious in the context of well, Bob being Bob, I think it gives an insight into how his twisted mind sees himself. That being said I'd love to be proven wrong, Bob trooning out would have me laughing for days.

I'm pressing x on Bob trooning out. I think it's more than just him being an internet tough guy. He is obscenely and confusingly proud of himself. He IS Bob Chipman. He had a lesbian teach him how to peel an orange with his tongue. He goes to cook outs alone and usually has someone make him a plate of food for him. He is the Lord of Lynn and you we all wish we could just kiss his blackened foot. Him trooning out would be a denial of everything that he is and has done. Compare him to Jim Sterling or that Philosophy tube twink. Jim has no shame and will whore himself to whatever he thinks will pay out, such as tranny wrestling and his weird attacking of capitalism, just to keep himself afloat, albeit not well. Philosophytube has no ethos other than "I need money. Look at me.". Bob will staunchly continue to call for the outright imprisonment of people he doesn't like/believes have somehow wronged him no matter how many times he's told to cool his jets. Possibly more than his pride I think he may have his cause a moral crusade, meaning that if he were not to follow his own tenants then he has sinned. Putting on a wig and talking in falsetto would not only be a denial of who the Great Lapsed Pope Diabeeto is but it would be a moral crime against his own side.

That's my ted talk on why Bob won't put on a skirt. I am far more convinced that he'll one day reveal his new GF named Sasha and who used to be called Daniel but Bob don't care what she used to be called because love is love and Bob's bussy is only for Sasha's feminine wiener.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Did he? If so, that just goes to show that Bob is a complete shell of a man - an intellectually empty vessel that carries whatever message his perceived "side" wants.

Yeah, he was saying shit like how unacceptable it was that the best the government could do about the virus was telling people to stay in their houses for an indeterminate amount of time.

Of course, that was when Trump was still president. I'm sure he would have felt differently about the exact same thing if a Democrat was in charge at the time. That's how Bob rolls.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I know I'm sounding like a broken record at this point, but Chris is just so fucking pathetic - can he not see that this is just a waste of time at this point? No one is interested in his dumb podcasts, no one wants a copy of a shitty "documentary" signed by him, and no one wants to throw their money at a guy who's "struggling" yet can afford hipster beer and $3000 refrigerators full of unnecessary buzzers and whistles.

I don't get how he seems to think if he just keeps asking people are eventually going to buckle and start donating. He really doesn't seem to understand there is a hard ceiling on the boilerplate bullshit he's offering, and he already hit it and has been banging his fat head against it ever since.

I'm also so over-the-moon tired of people citing their follower count and giving the Unicef speech: "Just $1 dollar from each of you..." I follow a bunch of social media things for a variety of reasons; doesn't automatically mean I have any interest in funding their craft alcoholism.

 

[JayHarrison]

Wasn't Bobby the one talking about how dystopic it was to have to wear a mask everywhere early on?

He absolutely hated the mask thing when it started, and now he's trying to rewrite history in his Stalinist way.

Well, considering Moviebob iiterally wants to see America burn to the ground...

 

[Oats12345]

I vaguely remember a lot of people in the early 90's bemoaning the likes of the Dixie Chicks as "not REAL country" , but those same people leveled that same claim against anyone who came along post Garth Brooks. The old-schoolers. The ones who remember when Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton were releasing new stuff, the kind of person a normie whose only exposure to country was The Devil Went Down to Georgia thinks of when they think "country fan".

The Chicks were 100% manufactured, an up-and-coming chick band that got plugged into country because it was hot at the time, but we all kinda knew it... and we didn't care.

There was tacit approval for "fake" or "hat" acts, they'd have fans as long as they:

1. Didn't take themselves too seriously and never claimed to be "THE" face of country.
2. Generally played what the audience wanted to hear.



The DCs fucked up both of those things at the same time.

They started playing anti-US songs, in the COUNTRY genre, and told the fans to "like it or leave", and we left.... to their shock and everlasting scorn. And despite the early social-media of the time trying to play it as a win "They're off to better things than performing for ungrateful, fat, dumb hayseeds" they fell off the map and were last seen doing a naked-magazine-cover "protest" photoshoot IIRC.

Honesly Garth Brooks is a hack. Who claims that him performing at Biden's inauguration was non-partisan yet when Trump asked him to play at his he decline. Non-partison my ass!!!

With the Dixie Chicks they told their fans to fuck off and they did. At least Taylor Swift was no longer doing country when she became a leftie shill.

 

[Meat Target]

Honesly Garth Brooks is a hack. Who claims that him performing at Biden's inauguration was non-partisan yet when Trump asked him to play at his he decline. Non-partison my ass!!!

With the Dixie Chicks they told their fans to fuck off and they did. At least Taylor Swift was no longer doing country when she became a leftie shill.

Nu-country and all who sing it is garbage. The worst attempt is when they tried to hold up Eric Church as a "Second Amendment guy" to shill for gun control.

 

[Oats12345]

Nu-country and all who sing it is garbage. The worst attempt is when they tried to hold up Eric Church as a "Second Amendment guy" to shill for gun control.

Didn't know about Eric church and the gun control thing.

But there are still plenty of current popluar country musicians who are conservative.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Did Bob give up on his personal account?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I worked at a music store when the Dixie Chicks shot themselves in the foot.

We had just gotten out of that late 90's early 00's latin music craze and moving into the "rock country" craze that was popular with white suburbans. Acts like Reba, Brooks, Keith, and the DC to name a few this was when Blue Collar Comedy exploded on the scene too.

Well the bubble was already looking to burst and those dumb broads forgot rule one never forget who brought you to the ball.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Did Bob give up on his personal account?

Pretty much. I mean, he only made a "personal" account so his genocidal takes would not interfere with his job.
Of course, it didn't work at all and he's virtually unemployable, so now he can use his usual account to spew his bile and desire literal death, destruction and unpersoning upon everything he dislikes.