Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's actually one of the most powerful and well done scenes in an otherwise mediocre or fair movie. I was talking with one friend about it (who has experience in such things) and they said they were glad "to see a movie portray birth parents as shitty as you actually see them in the foster care system." That five minutes there hit me harder than just about anything done in a Marvel movie. (You know, if I was capable of feeling emotions, which I can't as a robot.)

Of course all the arrested development kids who can't handle that life is sometimes bittersweet and painful sometimes apparently want a meme of F&F crossing over to beat up the mom for abandoning "family."
Well, to be fair, people like that in real life absolutely deserve to get their asses kicked, and often do. Unfortunately, instead of having her jaw broken by a costumed hero, she would just get her face bashed in by her drunk boytoy.
 
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crossposted from the Hotdog Girl thread, behold Moviebob's fantasy:
 

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The Intelligentsia Troika reassemble -- and this time it ain't capeshit, but something equally distant from their daily lives (archive of National Review article)
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If that uppity cunt refuses to fuck you, you are being "borderline gaslit".

Another bone of contention in that National Review article concerns whether the police and military have any cultural influence (I mean, outside Hollywood movies)
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Being killed by police officers is even more distant from the lives of Chu-chu, Luke and Bobby than they scoring a date. So the argument is moot.

Bobby knows explosive ordinances, because he made indie movies:
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Glenn Greenwald thinks that Covid has allowed the government and big corps -- especially Bobby's favorite Amazon -- to consolidate their power and make the proles more compliant, more submissive, more loathe to raise question, lest you be canceled on social media. The aftershock will be felt for a long time afterwards.
Bobby: Glennybear stupid!
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Jimmy Dore-related drama. I can't be bothered.
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There are kids today who don't know about Ilsa, She-Wolf of The SS. Good grief. (The "second photo" mentioned by Luke has been removed)
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Crossover with Tony Goldmark:
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Angel hates Joker.
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It might have slipped your minds amidst all the festivities, but it is still the beginning of a month, which means...
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You can see his Patreon earnings remains more or less the same while the number of paypig steadily declines. By this trend, if he wants 150 paypigs he'd have to travel backward in time, maybe into his childhood.

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You, I, and everyone in all 4,000 pages of this thread, and all of the Twitterverse knows that Bob is more likely to Troon-out than he is to marry a human female.
I've been hoping for a Bob troon saga for a couple years now. As his relevance declines and he bleeds away the last dregs of his goodwill, it's about the only move he has left to get attention and move up on the progressive stack.
 
You, I, and everyone in all 4,000 pages of this thread, and all of the Twitterverse knows that Bob is more likely to Troon-out than he is to marry a human female.
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it before, but I honestly doubt that Bob will ever troon out. He's way too into his internet tough guy and weird alpha male personas he constantly puts on, to the point where I thing he would subconsciously reject the very notion that he might be in any way feminine. It's one of the strangest things to me, unlike most of the rest of the left wing twitter users, Bob has a habit of bragging about very traditionally male achievements and skills. Even if they're hilarious in the context of well, Bob being Bob, I think it gives an insight into how his twisted mind sees himself. That being said I'd love to be proven wrong, Bob trooning out would have me laughing for days.
 
That's definitely a dig at Bob, because Banana Wu and Blob Chipman both fought in the Holy Autism War, and Bob's ”no bad tactics” screenshot was used by pro-GG people to show how ridiculous the anti-GG side was.
With all due respect to Luke Lockhart, I don't want to go out with people who hate me because I'm a social conservative. Unlike him and every other troon, I have better things to do than whine about bigotry.
”being opposed to troons is fascist because people we consider fascists are opposed to troons” is a classic example of Bob Chipman logic. However, it's worth me pointing out that:
• the Nazis were socialists and environmentalists
• AOC is a socialist and an environmentalist
• by Bob Chipman logic, AOC is therefore a Nazi.

That explains why he likes Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS.
 
That's definitely a dig at Bob, because Banana Wu and Blob Chipman both fought in the Holy Autism War, and Bob's ”no bad tactics” screenshot was used by pro-GG people to show how ridiculous the anti-GG side was.

With all due respect to Luke Lockhart, I don't want to go out with people who hate me because I'm a social conservative. Unlike him and every other troon, I have better things to do than whine about bigotry.

”being opposed to troons is fascist because people we consider fascists are opposed to troons” is a classic example of Bob Chipman logic. However, it's worth me pointing out that:
• the Nazis were socialists and environmentalists
• AOC is a socialist and an environmentalist
• by Bob Chipman logic, AOC is therefore a Nazi.

That explains why he likes Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS.
This whole business with people not dating people of opposite political viewpoints will probably spare a lot of conservative guys the horrific mistake of sticking it in crazy, that's all I gotta say about that. Lots of idiots want a hot chick or whatever and sell their soul for pussy (that just happens to be their "type", whatever that consists of).

Bob on the other hand, despite being on the Right Side of History(tm), can't get anyone to let him stick it in crazy, or anywhere else.

Idiots like Bob are so smoothbrained, that he'd argue that the only true qualifier of Nazi is "murderous bigotry towards the intersectionalities", and if someone is a bigot, they're automatically a Nazi. Conversely if someone is not bigoted towards the bleks, gheys, troons, etc, then by woke definition they cannot be Nazis.
 
What's the moral of the story here, Chris? That Green Day are creatively bankrupt corporate sellouts just like you and your brother?
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If that uppity cunt refuses to fuck you, you are being "borderline gaslit".
The difference I'm not surprised they can't grasp is that if you refuse to date or be friends with people who don't 1:1 politically align with you you're probably a sociopath/narcissist; if you're unwilling to date a man in a dress because you're not physically attracted to men that's perfectly logical, no matter how much they squeal about being a 'real woman'.

Also pretty funny that it's the conservative class being accused of 'devaluing women,' when it's the left who are currently pressuring women to accept men into female spaces, letting trannies rob real women of a place at the Olympics, trivialising uniquely female experiences like periods and pregnancy, and browbeating lesbians to suck that 'feminine penis'.
 
This whole business with people not dating people of opposite political viewpoints will probably spare a lot of conservative guys the horrific mistake of sticking it in crazy, that's all I gotta say about that. Lots of idiots want a hot chick or whatever and sell their soul for pussy (that just happens to be their "type", whatever that consists of).
Many of the progressive women I’ve seen on dating apps (and they will tell you in their bio) are also into polyamory, which makes it very easy to avoid matching with them.
 
crossposted from the Hotdog Girl thread, behold Moviebob's fantasy:
Is that her actual wedding photo?

Looks awfully... traditional.

No they weren't Robert you absolute dunce of a meatbag. Germany went to war with the rest of the world because their finances were shit and they needed the war plunder to keep the machinery of government going. Look up the MEFO bills sometimes.
Another bone of contention in that National Review article concerns whether the police and military have any cultural influence (I mean, outside Hollywood movies)
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It's like watching a game of telephone in real time. It's like the original article said "eating too much chocolate can harm you" and by the time Robert weighs in he's mocking conservatives for believing that touching chocolate is instant death.

We've gone beyond strawman somehow.
 
Is that her actual wedding photo?

Looks awfully... traditional.


No they weren't Robert you absolute dunce of a meatbag. Germany went to war with the rest of the world because their finances were shit and they needed the war plunder to keep the machinery of government going. Look up the MEFO bills sometimes.

It's like watching a game of telephone in real time. It's like the original article said "eating too much chocolate can harm you" and by the time Robert weighs in he's mocking conservatives for believing that touching chocolate is instant death.

We've gone beyond strawman somehow.
Its been brought up in her thread before, and while its been a minute since I checked in on her antics, I recall that for her socjus librulness her marriage is or was quite domestic. Its like when loud anti white male poc women still get in relationships with the dreaded straight white male.
 
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