Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr Moonface]

Congrats on the 4k pages Bob, it might be your biggest achievement, only rivaled by your mention on the Howard Stern show. Either way, just like your appearance on Stern nothing will come from it.

 

[Oats12345]

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Gothic architecture represents a HUGE advance in both engineering and aesthetics -- and it was all due to man's desire to build houses tall enough to be fitting as God's abode. The Baroque decoration might not be today's taste, but you can't help but marvel how the artist made the monumental structure looks weightlessly floating and gyrating in mid-air. To use the material to represent the ideal, the earthbound to represent the transcendental, is a heroic quest that was motivated by religion. This is a point that even Richard Dawkins grudgingly acknowledged; he just thinks that Science could have been a better motivator.

But this is all beyond Bobby's ken. Let's talk about art that is his level. Captain America doesn't endorse "America First" (thread for the convenience of those who want to see the comics)
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This is too perfect. If MOS isn't talking about Bobby I'd be sadder than Chris seeing Back To School campaigns in July.

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Mark Wallinger does pop art?
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Trash, trash, and more trash. There is trash for each sign of the Zodiac:
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Vin Diesel vs The Elder One:
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Angels on various directors. I'll just post Luke Lockhart's take in text form:

• NOLAN: what if the general vibe of industrialized Western society circa the early 2000s was representing as men in suits being esoteric
• LYNCH: what if the general vibe of Hollywood noir reflected both supernatural terror and a kind of weird softness at the same time
• COEN & COEN: what if the plot structure of a satire merged with the aesthetic of mid-20th century Hollywood
• WACHOWSKI & WACHOWSKI: What if the vibe of late 90s alt culture was super queer but we masked it with violence
• FINCHER: What if the broad gender and aesthetic politics of noir but in other settings
• SPIELBERG: what if I just tortured you, the audience, by stabbing you in your feelings repeatedly, and you gave me lots of awards for it
• SCORCESE: what if men were very intense and morally flawed and “1960s man” was a personality, that everyone had <please don’t be too harsh, I admit I don’t have a great handle on Marty S>
• TARANTINO: what if I paid people to say the N word so it was like it wasn’t me saying it Also what if movies were mainly about movies
• DEL TORO: What if I could somehow make pulp genres about people who are often not white straight American men and somehow Hollywood just kept giving me awards, let’s see if making this lady fck a fish will stop them
• BURTON: I have an aesthetic and I have given it to all the (white, skinny) goths, they can have it, please be grateful, also Helena Bonham Carter is lovely isn’t she here look at Helena Bonham Carter
• EASTWOOD: what if older white men had really sad and often violent experiences and I just showed you them
• ALLEN: what if i, a terrible human being, was also the default human being
• JOON-HO: what if capitalism could be represented with MULTIPLE architectural metaphors AT THE SAME TIME
• POLANSKI: what if there were horrible men who did sexual predation and being a woman or a man who didn’t think what I did was ok was terrif- oh sht did I meant THEM brb leaving country
• WAITITI: what if everything from superhero movies about genocide to historical movies about genocide was super witty
• BIGELOW: men are so violent, and interesting, and I kinda want them to kiss… don’t worry, I won’t go there…. OR WILL I
• KENT: I am going to show you fcked up sht about sad women with dead husbands
• SCOTT: <actually can’t think of anything pithy here>
• EMMERICH: here is the most jingoistic content I can produce while not letting you forget I am quite gay
• LUCAS: what if the stuff I liked as a kid, but you know, it looked cooler
• SNYDER: human bodies look really cool if you make them move against really cool backgrounds and sometimes show them getting absolutely WRECKED

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Luke then passes the baton to Nymphomachy:

• SHINKAI: What if time passed and that was sad
• ALLEN: Did you know I am the literal most brilliant and desirable man in human history? Here is a snippet of me to whet your appetite
• SMITH (KEVIN): What if you sat down for a few hours and listened to me talk about nerd culture? Don't worry I have some great raunchy jokes too
• CRONENBERG: What if a human was full of bugs, like just a skinsack full of bug stuff
• SHYAMALAN: What you expected one thing, and then what you got instead was exactly the other thing? Also I'm really enthusiastic about white people and God
• APATOW: *coughing nastily after taking a hit from a bong* have you ever, hehehe, just, like, LOOKED at a dick? also women are fucking shrews lol
• RHIMES: what if a bunch of ethnically diverse, scowling troublemakers really, seriously wanted to fuck each other

Bobby explains, mindful that as a man he has no right to mansplain two other men:
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Fiona Apple was so traumatized by having to listen to two blowhards bragging for a whole night! (Blast article)
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Biden's neurologists are worried:
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Something about a woman called Ana Kasparian, Jimmy Dore and Kyle Kulinski.
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I agree all these people are ridiculous and friendless, Bobby the most ridiculous and friendless of them all.

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Dob Chipman? Do these pink globs have gender?
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I'm pretty sure Captain America represents America First in the 1940s comics. Since it was world War 2 and America was in his name. Bob just doesn't understand how to be patriotic.

"Glennybear". The homophobe Bob Chipman condescends a gay man:
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Bobby proceeds to straighsplain the queer:
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Claiming that a gay man's sexual orientation is a "cosplay". This is such a classy take that I have to archive it.

Antifa is violent because they want to get rid of Nazis:
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Women and their daughters should get used to seeing schlongs in women-only spas. If they feel angry, they are faking it:
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I thought two shots would make him invincible?

Bob smart. Bob more smart than smartest.
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"Backbirths"?

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Move over Joyce, move over Kafka, move over Faulkner, move over Hemingway!
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Stephen Dorff disrespects MCU (article)
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Hugh Jackman drops hints that he might reprise Wolverine:
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What fucking ambrosia has this Angel been smoking?

Angels love brainless masculine fun, part I
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Angels love brainless masculine fun, part II
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Toby Keith is worse than those Capitol ghouls; at least those "traitors" walk the walk:
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Gay Hollywood:
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Dob Chipman:
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These tweets disturb me in ways I can't describe.

I just love how Bob and these faggots Hate Toby Keith for being conservative. But yet love Sgt. Slaughter. If they were true fans of Sgt. Slaughter they would know he is in fact a conservative. I would love the day to see Blobby freak out after Founding out that one of his role models is not on the right side of history.

 

[UserAccess]

Bob Chipman has 4000 pages cataloging his racism, ignorance, regional hatred, logical fallacies, misogyny, libelous accusations, poor spelling, worse grammar, even worse than that prose, revisionist history, pedophilia adjacency, imagined victimhood, exaggerations to full-blown lies regarding his health, strength, his body's mass and its relationship to Earth, sexual conquests, and intelligence; and being "borderline gaslighted" after being called out for being an amateur sex pest.

Even with all this evidence, he still thinks that WE are the assholes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob Chipman has 4000 pages cataloging his racism, ignorance, regional hatred, logical fallacies, misogyny, libelous accusations, poor spelling, worse grammar, even worse than that prose, revisionist history, pedophilia adjacency, imagined victimhood, exaggerations to full-blown lies regarding his health, strength, his body's mass and its relationship to Earth, sexual conquests, and intelligence; and being "borderline gaslighted" after being called out for being an amateur sex pest.

Even with all this evidence, he still thinks that WE are the assholes.

Bob is one of those people (i.e. a lolcow) who thinks that if you don't like what you see in the mirror, getting rid of the mirror will fix that problem.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[blablabla]

bob chipman is a boring impotent incel and the only good moments in this thread are when life shits on him.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Bold of you to assume Bob wouldn't give Rey everything he has.

 

[The Valeyard]

Can anyone explain this to me?

There’s been more movies since this video, but The Fast and the Furious talks about “family” a lot so these memes have been made in response to the ninth (mainline, as Hobbs & Shaw was a spin-off) entry in the series.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Gothic architecture represents a HUGE advance in both engineering and aesthetics -- and it was all due to man's desire to build houses tall enough to be fitting as God's abode. The Baroque decoration might not be today's taste, but you can't help but marvel how the artist made the monumental structure looks weightlessly floating and gyrating in mid-air. To use the material to represent the ideal, the earthbound to represent the transcendental, is a heroic quest that was motivated by religion. This is a point that even Richard Dawkins grudgingly acknowledged; he just thinks that Science could have been a better motivator.

How hard do you have to tip that fedora to pretend religious architecture is anything other than breathtaking.

Meanwhile, Bobby is out here praising Chinese apartment complexes that look like they hung a bunch of curtains up on a multi-storey carpark.

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These tweets disturb me in ways I can't describe.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's. Please put your dick away."

Even more to the point, in the 90s you could cast a black guy as your action lead and nobody gave a shit. It's almost like race relations have deteriorated since then or something.

My favourite example of this phenomenon is The Equalizer, which was hailed as if it was the first black-lead action movie ever made.

Apparently everyone completely forgot Denzel already made a way better film a decade earlier called Man On Fire, which not only follows an extremely similar plot but even predates Taken in the Old Man Revenge genre.

It's almost as if none of these dipshits actually have any interest in or knowledge of films, outside of wielding them as cudgels to bludgeon the Mayo Ghouls.

 

[King Dead]

i don't mind tomatoes; I just don't like tomatoes (and lettuce) cooling down my burger.

Have you considered the McDLT?

(I know this is tangential to the topic at best, I just wanted an excuse to post this commercial. Bob's fat.)

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Dob Chipman:

Bob is your basic bitch coomer but his need to wrap it up in unnecessary diatribes to seem sophisticated is insanely creepy. Also those 'women' are ugly as fuck.

 

[The tired cat]

My favourite example of this phenomenon is The Equalizer, which was hailed as if it was the first black-lead action movie ever made.

Apparently everyone completely forgot Denzel already made a way better film a decade earlier called Man On Fire, which not only follows an extremely similar plot but even predates Taken in the Old Man Revenge genre.

It's almost as if none of these dipshits actually have any interest in or knowledge of films, outside of wielding them as cudgels to bludgeon the Mayo Ghouls.

Isn't it the same as when everyone jizzed themselves with Black Panther, while Blade stood in the corner going "Okay, guess I'll go and fuck myself..."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Isn't it the same as when everyone jizzed themselves with Black Panther, while Blade stood in the corner going "Okay, guess I'll go and fuck myself..."

Yeah that's the other big one, especially notable since it was not only a major black superhero movie, I believe it also predates X-Men and Spider-Man as a successful comic book movie franchise; think it even spawned an ill-fated TV series (minus Snipes).

It's also just a great fuckin movie, even if the CGI has aged like milk, which is more than I can say for Black Panther which was a solid 6/10 at best with CGI that looked dated on release.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Has anyone posted these here yet?

Would Bob hate these clips because they make fun of the MCU?

 

[make_it_so]

Did... did Glenn Greenwald just use a rating in his tweet like we have down here on the farms?

Sometimes a rainbow is just a symbol of sexual degeneracy.

Though @Positron's explanation is more likely, I do like to think that some of the more non-cowish e-celebs or commentators like to lurk on the Farms.

I just see a lot of simians of both sexes throwing things.

Given how these things usually go in Clown World, I'm going to guess that "racist man harassing Black neighbors" means "normal guy not wanting to put up with hood rat shit."

Robert agreeing to a post he later contradicts himself by denying Joker ripped off The King of Comedy but later in the tweet saying the Joker was by intention ripping off King of Comedy. He can't seem to make up his mind.

Have either of this idiots even seen Heat? The best comparison you can make between The Dark Knight and Heat, in my opinion, is the opening robbery, which Nolan explicitly said was inspired by the opening robbery in Heat.

 

[TowinKarz]

How hard do you have to tip that fedora to pretend religious architecture is anything other than breathtaking.

Meanwhile, Bobby is out here praising Chinese apartment complexes that look like they hung a bunch of curtains up on a multi-storey carpark.

You have to remember, to Bobby, and all his ilk, the final test of ANY product of humanity, from a burger, to a 50 story building, is the ideological purity of it's creators test...

Fail that? And your entire work is an abomination unworthy of anything but the rubbish bin / wrecking ball.

Thus, a commie stack-a-prole apartment block built so badly that a marble placed in the middle of the living room floor will roll into a far corner bathroom, where the toilet also will overflow at half-full? It passes, because the superior forced-urban bugpod futcha it represents is good!

While the Sistine Chapel fails because building a durable structure with nothing but painstaking care and mastery of masonry with human hand , mind and dedication? It matters naught. It was built by obsolete religious whackjobs, who are bad. Why, the bunch of superstitious Luddites didn't even use a COMPUTER!

It's the Bechdel Test for everything non-cinema.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Twitter of troon A, B, C

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If anyone here deserves pride of place at the top of page 4000, it's you @Positron. Also, that you use it to showcase both Mr. Blobby getting stiff at a troony threesome AND Chris ineptly showing off his new toy by using it to commit culinary sins.... It's beautiful, in a way.

I mean I'm still rating it Islamic and wishing I'd never seen it, but I can appreciate the elegance at how clearly it shows what makes our two cows moo with glee.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I'ma be a little late on the followers of Bob due to the holiday and, you know, tranny rage. None of that matters because I can now experience Bob in full, luscious 4K now! Y'all are swell folk and I've enjoyed this little asylum we've made together. If we make it to another 4k then the next round is on me. If Bob gets so mad/embarrassed that he tries to fake his own death too then I'll throw in some wings and spinach artichoke dip.

I didn't noticed it but you are absolutely right.

I like how awkward and uninterested the guy on the left right is and all in front of what looks like a restaurant. It's not about a fetish at all!
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I'm a retard. I meant the guy on the right...

Can anyone explain this to me?

The pic is from the scene in Shazam where the main character finally finds his mom who he thought he got lost from at a carnival when he was 5 or something. Turns out the mom is a piece of shit who just abandoned him at the carnival because she was a single mom who didn't want to deal with being a parent. When they finally meet at the end of act two she clearly still wants nothing to do with him and is more worried about pissing off the angry/drunk guy in her apartment, leaving the main character crushed because this was his driving force, believing that he was still wanted.

Women's lib only goes as far as comic book heroes I guess.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Have you considered the McDLT?

(I know this is tangential to the topic at best, I just wanted an excuse to post this commercial. Bob's fat.)

oh man that takes me back. I was actually working at mickey d's back when that was being made. Yeah, in the context of McDLT, tomato/lettuce on a burger is fine. Buuuuuuuuut, under pressure from environmental groups etc, McDonald's decided to do away with all its styrofoam packaging, which meant the McDLT couldn't be. Damn shame.

Bob is your basic bitch coomer but his need to wrap it up in unnecessary diatribes to seem sophisticated is insanely creepy. Also those 'women' are ugly as fuck.

That is because all three of them are troons.