Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob and his ilk playing dumb. Pretending the only thing Marvel movies share are basic structure, and not many stylistic and tonal choices. When was the last time a Marvel Hero didn't quip at the villain?

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This is such an asinine thing to be defensive about. Bob never received check one from Marvel but my lady's honor has been besmirched! How dare you imply these stories are formulaic? It's pistols at dawn, sir!

Yes, they're formulaic. That's the whole point. The greatest asset, and weakness, of the MCU is that you know what you're getting. That's the reason why you never leave McDonalds with Southwest Sushi Fingers. Burgers are what you want so burgers are what you get.

Seriously, it's just product to make money. The guys that installed my garage door opener aren't artists, they just did their job as professionally as possible. It's work for hire, man.
 
"Glennybear". The homophobe Bob Chipman condescends a gay man:
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Bobby proceeds to straighsplain the queer:
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Claiming that a gay man's sexual orientation is a "cosplay". This is such a classy take that I have to archive it.

Antifa is violent because they want to get rid of Nazis:
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Women and their daughters should get used to seeing schlongs in women-only spas. If they feel angry, they are faking it:
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I thought two shots would make him invincible?

Bob smart. Bob more smart than smartest.
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"Backbirths"?

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Move over Joyce, move over Kafka, move over Faulkner, move over Hemingway!
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Stephen Dorff disrespects MCU (article)
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Hugh Jackman drops hints that he might reprise Wolverine:
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What fucking ambrosia has this Angel been smoking?

Angels love brainless masculine fun, part I
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Angels love brainless masculine fun, part II
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Toby Keith is worse than those Capitol ghouls; at least those "traitors" walk the walk:
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Gay Hollywood:
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Dob Chipman:
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These tweets disturb me in ways I can't describe.
 
Before I've even bothered to create an account on KF, this thread was the one I kept watching mainly out of spite and curiosity but I can confirm that the more you look at his tweets, the less braincells you keep after viewing, like a virus that turns you into Blobbo Jr. The latest tweets only confirm my observation.
 
"Glennybear". The homophobe Bob Chipman condescends a gay man:
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Bobby proceeds to straighsplain the queer:
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Claiming that a gay man's sexual orientation is a "cosplay". This is such a classy take that I have to archive it.

Antifa is violent because they want to get rid of Nazis:
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Women and their daughters should get used to seeing schlongs in women-only spas. If they feel angry, they are faking it:
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I thought two shots would make him invincible?

Bob smart. Bob more smart than smartest.
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"Backbirths"?

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Move over Joyce, move over Kafka, move over Faulkner, move over Hemingway!
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Stephen Dorff disrespects MCU (article)
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Hugh Jackman drops hints that he might reprise Wolverine:
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What fucking ambrosia has this Angel been smoking?

Angels love brainless masculine fun, part I
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Angels love brainless masculine fun, part II
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Toby Keith is worse than those Capitol ghouls; at least those "traitors" walk the walk:
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Gay Hollywood:
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Dob Chipman:
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These tweets disturb me in ways I can't describe.
Did... did Glenn Greenwald just use a :optimistic: rating in his tweet like we have down here on the farms?

"Back-birth" refers to the concept that someone was born through their mother's butt-hole and thus is basically calling the person a piece of shit, but with extra steps.
 
4000 pages, 4000 pages solely dedicated to the hubris, ineptitude, anger and failures of just two brothers, may this thread last until the last star in the Universe dies and existence itself is forever encased in neverending darkness, may this thread last as an eternal monument to their retardation, a testament about how narcisism and blind rage can lead a person into an infinite spiral of depression and loneliness and finally, may this thread serve future generations so they can look back, laugh, and then say to themselves "Hey, atleast we aren't like the Chipmans."

or something like that, idk, I'm supposed to be sleeping, I have get up early tomorrow but instead I'm here to witness the big 4000
 
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Man... my dog fucking hates fireworks. Poor thing was severely abused when I got her and she's so terrified of them that I think her previous owners must have done something cruel with them.

On the 4th, we just hide out in the basement together where it’s nice and quiet. We take naps, play games, eat treats, and snuggle up. That's okay, because once a year it's nice that everyone else is having fun even if I'm not.

If you're launching mortars on, I don't know, October 9th, you're kind of a jerk. But when we have a special day marked on the calendar for fireworks, we know it's coming and can deal with it. Fuck off with the fatherly advice, Chris. Adults already know how to handle this without your dumb ass broadcasting your sensitivity to PTSD.
He doesn't care about those with PTSD, he's a Chipman Brother after all. He's just regurgitating the line that "fireworks are super harmful to people's emotions" woke scolding that's taken full force this year in an obvious attempt to diminish the traditions of Independence Day. By this time next year, we'll probably see a tidal wave of articles and tweets and lectures about how Old Glory shouldn't be displayed in people's yards for (insert reason here) and, like his brother, this mindless drone will just spam it out to the world because that's just what he does whenever his side shits it out. He has no original thoughts. He is the ultimate basic bitch.
Bob and his ilk playing dumb. Pretending the only thing Marvel movies share are basic structure, and not many stylistic and tonal choices. When was the last time a Marvel Hero didn't quip at the villain?

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His devotion to Marvel capeshit is a bit more severe than most. I would say he's just in plain denial just like he was with that shitty Mario movie.
 
Before I've even bothered to create an account on KF, this thread was the one I kept watching mainly out of spite and curiosity but I can confirm that the more you look at his tweets, the less braincells you keep after viewing, like a virus that turns you into Blobbo Jr. The latest tweets only confirm my observation.
I can confirm. @Positron is an absolute saint for collecting these tweets for us.
 
"Glennybear". The homophobe Bob Chipman condescends a gay man:
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Q, Boob, is not broadcast across multiple channels 24 hours a day for anyone to stumble upon. Q is not pushed as fact by most newspapers who lie in story after story to sell soap. I also like that he is now just lying about what Russiagate was.
 
Happy 4000 pages.

It's fascinating how Bob is so loathsome that there's this much to discuss even though the thread rarely ever talks about his actual YouTube content. It's almost all his daily, non-stop Twitter vomit mixed with his brother also being exceptional on Twitter.
Happy 4000th. Time to reach the 4100th.
 
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