Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bland Crumbs]

Happy 4000th. Time to reach the 4100th.

We goin' to the m000000000000n.

4000 pages...

How much worse will Blobby get in the next 4k, hell, the next 1k?

His Twitter smug level seems to be going up which makes me think things are falling apart in the basement so...a lot worse.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Happy 4000th Pageiversity to Blob Chimpman. The Lolliest Cow on Kiwifarms!

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Problem is it's all going to be boring capeshit. Fuck that, I nope'd out when I saw Cap'n Wine Mom get pushed hard. Still haven't seen Endgame either, so my ending is still the Purple Space Tyrant working a farm.

It would please you to know that one of the few scenes in Endgame where a number of people in the theatre cheered for Purple Space Tyrant was when he absolutely bitch-slapped Captain Karen and sent her flying.

Bob smart. Bob more smart than smartest.
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Of all the Bob tweets lacking in self-awareness, this just might be it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

4000 pages on the farms.

Truly Bob's greatest accomplishment.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I didn't noticed it but you are absolutely right.
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Talk about something something extra steps (in regards to the troons at the top).

Chris, the way to demonstrate space on a grill isn't to slap 3 pathetic patties and two limp hot dogs onto it, it's to load it the eff up with steaks and ribs and maybe some chicken. At that rate you're almost just as well to go inside the house and use the damn frying pan for the burgers and a small pot of water for the hot dogs.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I didn't noticed it but you are absolutely right.
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I am feeling more confident about my future Boob-ara Troon Arc for Bob.

Chris what the fuck man. Get some ground beef...make some respectable burgers.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Celebrating 4k pages with my favorite bob meme I made.
It's always relevent and will likely become more relevent in the future.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Dear Glenn Greenwald, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Damn Bob not only turns 40 this year but he gets 4000 pages

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Do these fat fucks ever eat food that's not grilled meat? Seems like they're grilling hot dogs and burgers up constantly.

 

[Positron]

Can anyone explain this to me?



I just see a lot of simians of both sexes throwing things.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

To celebrate 4000 pages I wish to share something I have been thinking for a while now: Robert Chipman is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[ChampFantana]

It's been 4000 pages and Bobert is still a virgin. He is also as stupid as ever and has still not grown a second brain cell.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

4000 pages.

I think this is one of the most active threads on KF for some reason.

It's Bob, it's hard not to respond to some of the dumb shit he says.

We goin' to the m000000000000n.

His Twitter smug level seems to be going up which makes me think things are falling apart in the basement so...a lot worse.

Well he got fired again, rejected by his lady love, is now past his 40th year, and that leg of his has seen better days. I see a hospital visit in the near future.

I'm actually surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Happy Moviebobmas!

Maybe it would be best if Blob and Noah just shut up about politics.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I've been following the antics of the Blob since he first popped up with his shitty low effort movie reviews on The Escapist's website, and I have to say, I don't regret one minute of it.
This fat bastard provides me with almost daily nonstop entertainment and no matter how bad anything has gotten in my personal life throughout the years I can always take solace in the fact that I am and always will be leagues above Blob when it comes to personal accomplishments, general likeability, and ability to get laid.
Here's to 4000 more pages you disgusting fat peice of shit!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Robert agreeing to a post he later contradicts himself by denying Joker ripped off The King of Comedy but later in the tweet saying the Joker was by intention ripping off King of Comedy. He can't seem to make up his mind.

 

[JayHarrison]

Fantastic analogy my friend! But I have my own masterful deconstruction that will make your's look like amateur hour!

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What? Don't you get it? A traditional burger has lettuce and tomato, which have been omitted from this sandwich! A critical element has been changed, making it wildly different! That'll be $60 and a movie deal, please.

I like me a good hamburger, but please hold the tomatoes. I've NEVER liked the taste of raw tomatoes.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I like me a good hamburgers, but please hold the tomatoes. I've NEVER liked the taste of raw tomatoes.

i don't mind tomatoes; I just don't like tomatoes (and lettuce) cooling down my burger.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Robert agreeing to a post he later contradicts himself by denying Joker ripped off The King of Comedy but later in the tweet saying the Joker was by intention ripping off King of Comedy. He can't seem to make up his mind.
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Ah yes, Bob is a fat lemming that has no mind of his own. All he thinks and opines are by-products of the progressive granfalloon he sucks up to. No wonder he changes opinions on a whim.