Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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UncleFuckAss said:
A year ago there were rumors that Shang-Chi was going to be a Bloodsport style tournament fighting movie featuring a bunch of lower tier Marvel characters. I thought that actually sounded like a pretty fun idea so I was sort of disappointed when the trailer came out and it looked like generic marvel trash.
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It doesn’t seem to be the focus of the movie, but they showed Wong fighting Abomination in a cage match.
 
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Positron said:
Trash, trash, and more trash. There is trash for each sign of the Zodiac:
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Honestly, after Black Widow comes out (though Natasha should've gotten her own film years ago) I think I'm done with the MCU. Of all of those things listed, only Dr. Strange and She-Hulk elicit any kind of interest - Strange because Sam Raimi's behind it, and She-Hulk because Jessica Gao writing at least indicates it will probably be "ha ha funny!" She-Hulk instead of "hyper-masculine ogre-like monstrosity" She-Hulk that's in the current Marvel comics.
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Biden's neurologists are worried:
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Bob wishing Daddy government to violently suppress his political opponents, whom he broadly and mindlessly labels as being the same as one of the worst regimes of the 20th century - it must be a day ending in y.
 
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make_it_so said:
Honestly, after Black Widow comes out (though Natasha should've gotten her own film years ago) I think I'm done with the MCU. Of all of those things listed, only Dr. Strange and She-Hulk elicit any kind of interest - Strange because Sam Raimi's behind it, and She-Hulk because Jessica Gao writing at least indicates it will probably be "ha ha funny!" She-Hulk instead of "hyper-masculine ogre-like monstrosity" She-Hulk that's in the current Marvel comics.

Bob wishing Daddy government to violently suppress his political opponents, whom he broadly and mindlessly labels as being the same as one of the worst regimes of the 20th century - it must be a day ending in y.
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She Hulk would be kind of interesting if you had it be one part capeshit and one part courtroom drama. Moon Knight would also be interesting too, mainly because of how crazy that fucker is. Shang-chi as bloodsports with a dash of capeshit would be fun too.

Problem is it's all going to be boring capeshit. Fuck that, I nope'd out when I saw Cap'n Wine Mom get pushed hard. Still haven't seen Endgame either, so my ending is still the Purple Space Tyrant working a farm.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
If that kid hates firework noises, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Speaking as someone who went to primary school with a few exceptional individuals, it absolutely wouldn't surprise me if Chris' daughter was scared of fireworks because I remember kids having literal meltdowns around Guy Fawkes' Night.

However, if his daughter is that autistic, Chris should absolutely not be spending his money on craft beer and then turn around and e-beg for money to buy food. Using kids to support your grift is morally wrong; using a kid who's genuinely autistic for sympathy points and a few bucks so that you can post pictures of you soyfacing while drunk on Twitter is pure evil. It's honestly got to the point where if Chris Chipman lived near me I'd consider calling social services, because there's no excuse for treating your disabled daughter as a way to earn money.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Speaking as someone who went to primary school with a few exceptional individuals, it absolutely wouldn't surprise me if Chris' daughter was scared of fireworks because I remember kids having literal meltdowns around Guy Fawkes' Night.

However, if his daughter is that autistic, Chris should absolutely not be spending his money on craft beer and then turn around and e-beg for money to buy food. Using kids to support your grift is morally wrong; using a kid who's genuinely autistic for sympathy points and a few bucks so that you can post pictures of you soyfacing while drunk on Twitter is pure evil. It's honestly got to the point where if Chris Chipman lived near me I'd consider calling social services, because there's no excuse for treating your disabled daughter as a way to earn money.
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It's a trait of cows to exploit their children. You have Asa Maass, Kristina Klein, the Schofield/Cabana clans, and Wendy Lou Naples, to name a few. Children trust their parents implicitly, and while most parents wouldn't dream of betraying this trust, lolcows aren't most parents. They're concerned only about what the child can bring them.
 
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glib said:
Here's your deconstructed hamburger.

Isn't it better than a traditional hamburger?
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The whole point with going off the usual cliches and tropes is to freshen up stories, the side effect of which is leading Moviebob types to praise literally anything that breaks the usual narratives as being good, which obviously isn't true!
 
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RainwaterDrop said:
"The whole point with going off the usual cliches and tropes is to freshen up stories..."
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"How about we make a pizza, but this time we do it for the people who are bored of pepperoni, and our typical cliche recipes. How about we make a barbecue based sauce and add chicken?"

"How do you know people will like it?"

"Not all will like it because they may not like barbecue sauce or chicken, but even though its a different flavor, its still a pizza with meat, sauce, some veg, and cheese, and that's what people come to our pizza shop for." :semperfidelis:

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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I saw this Mary Sue article where the author admits that the only reason she hasn't committed suicide yet is because she has to know what happens next in the MCU.
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A reverse Scheherazade?

Quixotic Man said:
Bob and his ilk playing dumb. Pretending the only thing Marvel movies share are basic structure, and not many stylistic and tonal choices. When was the last time a Marvel Hero didn't quip at the villain?

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Strange. I distinctly remember Bobby complaining MCU being clichéd, with multiple characters afflicted with Oedipus Complex.
 
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Here's your deconstructed hamburger.

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Fantastic analogy my friend! But I have my own masterful deconstruction that will make your's look like amateur hour!

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What? Don't you get it? A traditional burger has lettuce and tomato, which have been omitted from this sandwich! A critical element has been changed, making it wildly different! That'll be $60 and a movie deal, please.
 
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