Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Dom Cruise said:
It always cheers me up to be reminded that Zoe and Anita have basically faded into obscurity, literally no one gives a shit about those cunts anymore.
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Not true, February 2021 there was talk about Anita and her followers harassing Liana Kerzner which she tried to deny. Anita even went into a huge tirade as to why she wasn't harassing Liana.

NeoGAF Lurker said:
The only thing more dead than Alec is Chelsea’s comic book career.
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She managed eleven comics before they scrapped her from the industry. Most don't sell for more than their cover price. There's an alternate cover of Fearless #1 that goes for $35 but that's because of the artist who did the cover and not her.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
She managed eleven comics before they scrapped her from the industry. Most don't sell for more than their cover price. There's an alternate cover of Fearless #1 that goes for $35 but that's because of the artist who did the cover and not her.
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Fearless was an anthology book anyway. Quinn's contribution was all of one-third of issue #3.
 
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kaien said:
Fearless was an anthology book anyway. Quinn's contribution was all of one-third of issue #3.
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She's listed for two Fearless comics so if one's a TPB then she's only worked on ten comics.
 
FluffyTet said:
It'll happen, they seem to be pretty welcoming to the danger hair types. Wonder how long it would take her to sink that series
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Critical Role is far and away the most successful and likely profitable project the core group has ever been involved in with the possible exception of Johnson with TLoU, who won a BAFTA (an actual award, not some shit given out by insiders of the gaming industry), to the point that they were able to tell Geek and Sundry who was hosting and producing the show for the first few years to eat shit and turn it into business for themselves. They unlike comic imprints are only barely established and their fan base in the event you were unaware is incredibly easy to piss off. They did a Wendy’s-sponsored one shot that they (the CR team) had to publicly apologize for I believe just 24 hours later. CR is not nearly insulated enough to bring on someone as radioactive as Zoe and they will fall all over themselves not to say so if she tweets at them asking to come on.

If I’m wrong, though, I hope it happens, because watching their Twitch chat explode with “lol roll d20 for murder” comments will be well worth recording.
 
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VermilionFluttershy said:
With D&D gaining a new wave of popularity, I'm waiting for news that Chelsea is trying to weasel her way into a Critical Roll one shot.
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Not quite the same thing but could have been a stepping stone in that direction is the fact she and Anita sucked their way into writing scenarios for the dogshit expansion to the dogshit board game, Betrayal at House on the Hill. It's the perfect stepping stone for talentless hacks because all it required was being "creative" since the game itself is an imbalanced experience generating mess anyway.

D&D makes sense overall because it's hot as shit right now and if she hadn't burned every bridge she sucked a cock under by now, Chelsea could probably have translated her infamy into some sort of WOTC partnership or credit on their latest splatbook or spin-off.

Getting a gig on something like CR would be a dream but those guys are pros, whether you like them or not, and everything is scripted which requires work ethic, charisma, and talent, all three of which she is sorely lacking. Otherwise it'd have been a slam dunk.
 
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Critical Role is far and away the most successful and likely profitable project the core group has ever been involved in with the possible exception of Johnson with TLoU, who won a BAFTA (an actual award, not some shit given out by insiders of the gaming industry), to the point that they were able to tell Geek and Sundry who was hosting and producing the show for the first few years to eat shit and turn it into business for themselves. They unlike comic imprints are only barely established and their fan base in the event you were unaware is incredibly easy to piss off. They did a Wendy’s-sponsored one shot that they (the CR team) had to publicly apologize for I believe just 24 hours later. CR is not nearly insulated enough to bring on someone as radioactive as Zoe and they will fall all over themselves not to say so if she tweets at them asking to come on.

If I’m wrong, though, I hope it happens, because watching their Twitch chat explode with “lol roll d20 for murder” comments will be well worth recording.
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She'd become a 2 layered murder hobo than
 
BrigadeLeader said:
She'd become a 2 layered murder hobo than
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Lol all I can think is
“hi welcome to Woke Taco Hell, may I take your order?”
“ yea I’ll take a fish taco grande, some coke, and a 2 layer murder hobo please”
“Would you like syphilis sauce or the gonorrea guacamole with that?”
Neither thank you
Sorry cisscum they are both included with your order. That will be 87.50 and all your self esteem. Please pull forward to the first window.
 
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FluffyTet said:
It'll happen, they seem to be pretty welcoming to the danger hair types. Wonder how long it would take her to sink that series
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She has an even stronger reverse Midas touch than Sargon.

I wonder if she’ll ever make it to critical roll. Much of their audience would like it.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm pretty convinced nobody is actually publishing comics for their own sake any more. They're just intellectual property factories, they just say pay some absolute fucking retard less than minimum wage to keep intellectual properties X, Y, Z, whatever in print so we can claim our trademarks are being "used in commerce" so they don't expire.
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I was under that impression too. The physical comics don't make the companies any money and it's all through licensing out their big IPs. They just do the physical comics to keep the allure of being a comic book company. Kind of like when Playboy was still printing a magazine but made all their money licensing out their brand to people who wanted to make lighters and shit.
 
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Snowflake Buster said:
It's like a fate worse than death situation that Zoe Quinn has to carry for the rest of her life.
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Honestly, she has always been in a perfect position to walk away from all of this and start new.
She has her real name, she has her porn name, and she has her "edgy gamer grrl" name which is tied to all this shit.

Absolutely nothing is stopping her from abandoning all social media and personal contacts, going back to her old name, dying her hair and getting a job at Macy's or something like your average normal well adjusted person. But, despite all the baggage that the "zoe quinn" brand has, she clings to it like a life raft. She doesn't want it to end, even if it destroys her.
 
im pretty sure shes burned all her valkenberg bridges and has been cut off from family funds
She talked mad shit about her family, and has been hardcore grifting since that time

she grew up not having to pay for anything, treated everyone like shit and got the boot
Shes been looking for someone to accommodate her lifestyle since
 
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Stinkyboy said:
im pretty sure shes burned all her valkenberg bridges and has been cut off from family funds
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Stinkyboy said:
she grew up not having to pay for anything
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She was never part of a rich family, despite her name. She grew up poor and her father ran a motorcycle repair shop (or something like that, I can't remember whether he owned it or just worked there). Her father is dead (photos from the wake were posted here forever ago) and she's estranged from her mother (her mother accused her of lying about her past in an Amazon review for the Crash Override book if I'm remembering correctly). I think her mother is a nurse or something.

Her and her father when he was alive:
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FluffyTet said:
Honestly, she has always been in a perfect position to walk away from all of this and start new.
She has her real name, she has her porn name, and she has her "edgy gamer grrl" name which is tied to all this shit.

Absolutely nothing is stopping her from abandoning all social media and personal contacts, going back to her old name, dying her hair and getting a job at Macy's or something like your average normal well adjusted person. But, despite all the baggage that the "zoe quinn" brand has, she clings to it like a life raft. She doesn't want it to end, even if it destroys her.
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Too bad there are photos all over of her having hauled her fat tits in front of the UN to talk about how people playing video games are oppressing the rest of the first world, and dedicated people like the Kiwis here ensuring the albatross she killed remains slung around her neck for the rest of her life where it belongs.
 
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