Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

"But if it doesn't come out, then the awful GGers were right! And I DON'T WANT THAT! REEE!"
Fortunately for them, Chelsea has been forgotten by everyone except for the occasional instances where she wails about being oppressed. Besides her hardcore Patreon simps, we’re the only ones who even remember she exists, let alone this retarded game. The downside for Chelsea is that her former social justice pals could not care less about a post-wall white woman. So even if she wanted to be a bigger attention whore, it’s no longer 2014-2016 and nobody is going to care about her in 2021.
 
I'm pretty sure I asked this not long ago, but that comic writer shit really did just collapse entirely huh? They were hyping her up hard for a while only for it to just evaporate into nothingness.
Looks like she only ever did the writing for that one Addams Family comic that was done to coincide with the movie a couple years ago and Goddess mode that went horribly.

Looking up the reviews and went about as you'd expect.
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It still wouldn't equal the enormous blocks of monologue which fill this book. It's pretty substandard cyberpunk and low bar as far as comics go. The title was cool and the art was good but the main character and the writing surrounding her are a mess.

The first issue doesn't really do as much to kick off the story as you would expect, as it delivers very little actual story due to having to share space with unending parades of text as the main character essentially feels bad for herself.

For people who are tech savvy, the writing is phenomenally more awful. The lack of understanding concerning technology is beyond average, approaching spunky-hollywood-movie-that-thinks-it's-slick-but-actually-is-wildly-inaccurate levels of bad. You haven't seen incompetence on this scale since, well.. the last time you saw a typical "tech nerd" wildly slapping and clacking at a keyboard in an effort to stop a sever hack in real time.

It is that level of cringe. Which, if this weren't a comic book about technology and a character who is apparently amazing at making use of it, that'd be passable fare. If this were aimed at small children? Also would be passable. But it doesn't appear to be. It looks like it's meant for the young adult crowd. It definitely delivers on the aimless angst and inner monologues.

"There's something UNDER the code!" is probably a bit of a paraphrase, that is a scene. I'm not even kidding.

Narration, plot, interesting characters, or even the barest sense of a competent hook? Not so much.

Maybe I'm being too harsh, but I love cyberpunk, and the writing feels as if it has no over sight or much in the way of editing at all.

2/5. Good art, the characters are visually interesting through out (except for "Mr.Reynolds".. whose nose needed some work, seriously, but that slight can be forgiven in the grand scheme of things). The rest doesn't keep up though.

You want a good futuristic story about a strong female lead with parental issues? Play Horizon Zero Dawn. Trust me, you won't regret it.
 
I'm pretty sure I asked this not long ago, but that comic writer shit really did just collapse entirely huh? They were hyping her up hard for a while only for it to just evaporate into nothingness.
There are a lot of people who will howl and cry otherwise, but in the comic book industry you only get work if your books sell, and we all saw the sales figures for her garbage.
 
I'm pretty sure I asked this not long ago, but that comic writer shit really did just collapse entirely huh? They were hyping her up hard for a while only for it to just evaporate into nothingness.
Her comic writing resume is almost as anemic as her game programming resume. Last I checked, she has 6 issues of Goddess Mode, a short story in a "all-women" anthology for Marvel, a Donna Troy one-shot that tied into the Infected crossover, and then a Addams Family one-shot released around the time the animated film came out in late 2019.

As far I have have seen, her comics work screeched to a halt right there. I guess the comics industry caught on that Chelsea's 15 minutes expired years ago.

I've long thought that the real reason she tanked that Games Jam reality show is that she realised she'd actually have to do something that resembles game design for it, and would be caught out for not knowing a single fucking thing about what was allegedly her profession.
According to the leaked chatlogs during her CON meetings, she admitted that she sabotaged the Game for two reasons:

1. Get attention in the indie games scene and set herself up as the next Anita Scamkessian - a poor helpless yet stronk female constantly being the target of assassins for daring to be a Woman In Gaming. Having her then fuckboi Nathan Grayson writing the Kotaku article and hyping her "game" certainly helped.

2. Eliminate the competition for her Rebel Jam (IT'S COMING!) so she could milk it for maximum donations that went straight into her bank account instead of a business account. In fact, the site popped up online the day after Grayson's article got e-published, What strange timing! It's the same reason she tried to get her army to nuke the Fine Young Capitalists' similar Game Jam - they were steaking her thunder, and they made her distended labial folds flutter in rage when they refused to let her extort them into cancelling their jam. (which unlike Chelsea, created a finished product and all the proceeds were paid out as promised)
 
So even if she wanted to be a bigger attention whore, it’s no longer 2014-2016 and nobody is going to care about her in 2021.
The scream facing betas who simp for a dumb whore like this are generally pedophiles, so they have moved on to younger looking social justice waifus. Zoe is just some middle aged slut to them. None of the type of person who goes for this shitty sort of female wants some flabby old bitch, they want some 12 year old looking Greta Thunberg type.

Chelsea is now well out of their age of attraction.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't all of those woke comics selling abysmally, not just the Quinn tripe?
I'm pretty convinced nobody is actually publishing comics for their own sake any more. They're just intellectual property factories, they just say pay some absolute fucking retard less than minimum wage to keep intellectual properties X, Y, Z, whatever in print so we can claim our trademarks are being "used in commerce" so they don't expire.
 
What I like is that anti-GG people think of Zoe as a game designer, but she has only ever released one game, and she likely didn't do much, if any, work on what is an extremely basic text adventure in Twine. I've long thought that the real reason she tanked that Games Jam reality show is that she realised she'd actually have to do something that resembles game design for it, and would be caught out for not knowing a single fucking thing about what was allegedly her profession.

The vast majority of her actual achievements are negative. Of the things we don't have strong evidence to suggest she didn't get other people to do for her and then claim credit are a handful of mediocre comics and a likely small section of her book. No games, only scams. A few credits for doing fuck-all. And, of course, a man took his life because she ruined his with her lies.
None of her "works" are actually hers, it's just shit she worked on while conning other people to do it for her, and that includes her book.

Someday, I need to do a Jaimas Reads on that one because if I dissect that bitch it's going to be entertaining for everyone. Thoughts for later.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't all of those woke comics selling abysmally, not just the Quinn tripe?

Not only are sales abysmal, they are being outsold by manga.

This isn't just happening in the States, either. This is happening worldwide. My Hero Academia and Demon Slayer are selling more copies than The Avengers and Batman. Let that sink in.
 
Not only are sales abysmal, they are being outsold by manga.

This isn't just happening in the States, either. This is happening worldwide. My Hero Academia and Demon Slayer are selling more copies than The Avengers and Batman. Let that sink in.
After the shit the comic "community" has done, it's not surprising. It's completely deserved, and capeshit fatigue is at an all-time high. It is trying to seep more into vidya (like the abysmal Square Enix conference showed), but it is generally rejected now. No one wants to play a shitty "superhero movie"-game. Also Chelsea can go fuck herself. F for Alec.
 
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Not only are sales abysmal, they are being outsold by manga.

This isn't just happening in the States, either. This is happening worldwide. My Hero Academia and Demon Slayer are selling more copies than The Avengers and Batman. Let that sink in.
That's graphic novels not comics. TPB's never do well, not to mention they hurt the resale value of the comics. You also have to factor in how often a comic gets released compared to manga. There are a lot of factors to take into consideration.

There's other things too like limited number of comics printed, the distributor for the company (DC recent went Lunar instead of Diamond) which will hurt known sales numbers.

By the way, any comic released in 2020-2021 will be worth peanuts due to the return policy that was put into place in case any collectors are here. Before, comics had a "no return" policy.
 
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Damn this bitch is gross. I like how she staged photos of hitting the spider with the vinegar bottle, after it was fucking dead. Quite the attention whore move.

It always annoys me when I see human wreckage killing proud creatures with an actual purpose, that one spider had more integrity in this life than this shithouse whore ever will.
 
I'm pretty sure I asked this not long ago, but that comic writer shit really did just collapse entirely huh? They were hyping her up hard for a while only for it to just evaporate into nothingness.
It always cheers me up to be reminded that Zoe and Anita have basically faded into obscurity, literally no one gives a shit about those cunts anymore.
 
Jesus Christ, anything to chase clout and relevance. Allegedly (https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36722436/) - On Siren (Aether).

For anyone who's not a big MMO person, moving over from Blizzard games to FFXIV is "the big new thing" going on Twitter right now. Zoe is showing up to follow a trend super fucking late as usual. A lot of people did it last year, but it's seeing a minor resurgence this month as WoW is having a "rocky" time with content currently.
 
Jesus Christ, anything to chase clout and relevance. Allegedly (https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36722436/) - On Siren (Aether).

For anyone who's not a big MMO person, moving over from Blizzard games to FFXIV is "the big new thing" going on Twitter right now. Zoe is showing up to follow a trend super fucking late as usual. A lot of people did it last year, but it's seeing a minor resurgence this month as WoW is having a "rocky" time with content currently.

With D&D gaining a new wave of popularity, I'm waiting for news that Chelsea is trying to weasel her way into a Critical Roll one shot.
 
I'm pretty sure I asked this not long ago, but that comic writer shit really did just collapse entirely huh? They were hyping her up hard for a while only for it to just evaporate into nothingness.
The only thing more dead than Alec is Chelsea’s comic book career.
 
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