Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Non-Threatening Niall]

As per the reverse search, most of the sites that host that image run on Wix, the church and Pipsqueak's included. Apparently Wix has a stock photo library for the benefit of its users, which I'd wager is either completely free to use, or, more likely, bundled with whatever hosting plan Pip's paying. And while the toothy smile sort of checks out, we all know that's not the kind of model Russ is willing to splurge any extra on, unless Wix's clipart library lists Insta and Venmo links with every pic.

As a bit of an aside, what's keeping me from sleeping rn is how much did Pip pay for that excuse of a logo of his on Fiverr, and how far that goes when converted to taka, cos fucking hell, that's so zero effort even by Russtandards, that I'd think he made it himself if I didn't know any better. It is such a lazy piece of typography that no "graphic design is my passion" meme even applies, as it makes them seem like overkill in comparison.

Don't take me wrong, with that I mean no disrespect to the designer. Quite the opposite, fair play to you, Marjahan from Chittagong, that's prolly the easiest money anyone has ever made off Rusty, cos even that paragon of the skin trade that fleeced him for 4k had to tolerate his close proximity four hours straight and watch him eat.

Fuck, own up to it and I'll Venmo you a dollar and buy you a pint.

Edited for clarity, etc. Picturing Pipsqueak as a design client of any kind is literally keeping me awake.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Wix has a stock photo library for the benefit of its users, which I'd wager is either completely free to use, or, more likely, bundled with whatever hosting plan Pip's paying.

That would explain it being used by multiple sites on the same platform. Whoever else is using it may or may not be stealing. It might be outright public domain, or at least whoever took it has never bothered enforcing it.

Also why does he have a picture of a book in German on the "Legislative Lobbying" page? Standard Russhole incompetence or is it supposed to mean something?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

So this was posted to the r/niceguys subreddit today, it's Taylor Swift in an interview. Remind you of anyone?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

This is stupid enough that I can imagine him doing it

No no no.

”Russell Greer, featuring stock photograph (c)2021”

 

[TractorGirl]

He doesn't realize his thread has lots of women because he doesn't grasp the fact he is every woman's cringiest slurping nightmare.

I chose this name to confuse him. Hopefully his head implodes.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If he had licensed it, he likely would have added "Licensed 2021 by RUSSELL GREER" to the bottom of the photo.

As per the reverse search, most of the sites that host that image run on Wix, the church and Pipsqueak's included. Apparently Wix has a stock photo library for the benefit of its users, which I'd wager is either completely free to use, or, more likely, bundled with whatever hosting plan Pip's paying. And while the toothy smile sort of checks out, we all know that's not the kind of model Russ is willing to splurge any extra on, unless Wix's clipart library lists Insta and Venmo links with every pic.

That would explain it being used by multiple sites on the same platform. Whoever else is using it may or may not be stealing. It might be outright public domain, or at least whoever took it has never bothered enforcing it.

It's a stock photo. I found this site offering a license:

Shot of an attractive young woman out in the city

Shot of an attractive young woman out in the city

www.istockphoto.com

Once knowing it's a stock image, and not super widespread at that, I'm really leaning toward him either licensing it or just buying the website and whoever built the site licensed it. Either one would fit his M.O. pretty well.

 

[Cilleystring]

I chose this name to confuse him. Hopefully his head implodes.

Between his low reading comprehension and believing only what he wants to believe he'll probably read your name as AttractiveGirl and start sending you DMs on here

 

[AngryTreeRat]

He also doesn't realize women have opinions. We just sit around looking hot and trying not to alienate good guys by having hobbies.

This is the lunatic who thinks women eschew dating apps in favor of becoming prostitutes to meet guys, after all.

Dating apps are brothels for the modern era. Russ just thinks everyone is traditional and out dated like him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I chose this name to confuse him. Hopefully his head implodes.

Nah, his head is too dense to implode.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Nah, his head is too dense to implode.

Yeah, more likely it will collapse in on itself due to it's own mass and begin nuclear fusion.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I often wonder how his narc ego allows him to take advice from mentally ill trolls. I mean, I can see him seething and retreating into his grandiose fantasies, yeah...but actually admitting the peanut gallery was right and he ought to do what they say - he must really have to pretzel his brain into rationalising that.

Also, Hi Russ! Seriously never change.

His trauma lumps grew 10 times its size that day.

I'm a smoking studly 10, and I bully all my coworkers so much I have to hire new people every week because they keep killing themselves.

Me too. I use my physical presence, my hand motions, eye contact, the way i talk, my smell, my pheromones with a combination of lying, cheating, gaslighting, stealing, manipulation, insulting, and flexing.

Dating apps are brothels for the modern era. Russ just thinks everyone is traditional and out dated like him.

I met plenty of slutty girls on dating apps when i used them 10 years ago, but I never got a hooker or Instagram whore. Apps and sites like OKCupid and Tindr used to be 'meet up and fuck' sites. I guess times have changed.

 

[Iron Lungus]

I honestly can't get 'Yo Yovanna' out of my head please send help!

 

[Easy Peasy]

I honestly can't get 'Yo Yovanna' out of my head please send help!

Russ would personally like to thank you for all the colors that flank you

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ would personally like to thank you for all the colors that flank you

All is lost. It's time to enter death's sweet embrace. We couldn't save you, but fear not, you WILL be avenged!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Russ would personally like to thank you for all the colors that flank you

Please don't remind me of that line. I start turning it over in my head, trying to figure out how it made sense to him. I'd love to hear his explanation.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Please don't remind me of that line. I start turning it over in my head, trying to figure out how it made sense to him.

Because she's a colored girl, get it?!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Because she's a colored girl, get it?!

Sadly, I could see him thinking this made sense and wasn't racist at all.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Sadly, I could see him thinking this made sense and wasn't racist at all.

She's not quite a flexible black Barbie, definitely more of an enchilada.

 

[DrJonesHat]

She's not quite a flexible black Barbie, definitely more of an enchilada.

And he sees nothing wrong with describing woman as food items. In fact, he'd probably be perplexed if someone got upset over it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

"Your like Red Bull, you give me wings" line is clever because it's currently the year 2002.