Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[maguyver16]

Allow me to introduce you to Alex... She moved to RoboRoach recently but certainly had a thing for Duckman.

I believe I crossed my lolcow beams

I think Youtube made some rules changes some time ago, when your channel is geared towards kids, you can no longer monetize it... something along those lines.

You are correct.
www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2020/1/6/21051465/youtube-coppa-children-content-gaming-toys-monetization-ads

I would then propose another option to @WogglebugLover:

merchandising.

Make some tshirts, towels, onesies, posters. If your viewers are fans, and especially if they are kids, then they will absolutely want a piece of the magic. Kids can cuddle with a Mr. Wogglebug doll, brush their teeth with Wogglebug toothpaste, dress up in constumes of their favorite characters!

There are sites that can help you create designs for these shirts and other stuff, and if you have the fans, then they will probably buy all of that stuff up

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Looks like the Daily Mail and Lloyd's Pharmacy have modeled their post-covid work from home shut in archetype after a familiar figure...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Looks like the Daily Mail and Lloyd's Pharmacy have modeled their post-covid work from home shut in archetype after a familiar figure...

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Did Lloyd's Pharmacy get Cynthia's permission to use her picture like this?

Maybe she can sue them for damages and use that infamy to garner more support for the Wogglebug.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Did Lloyd's Pharmacy get Cynthia's permission to use her picture like this?

Maybe she can sue them for damages and use that infamy to garner more support for the Wogglebug.

That is not my picture. That really doesn't look like me at all. And am not anywhere near that heavy. And I have started a weight loss plan and am successfully losing weight. I lost 5 pounds in the last two weeks.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

That is not my picture. That really doesn't look like me at all. And am not anywhere near that heavy. And I have started a weight loss plan and am successfully losing weight. I lost 5 pounds in the last two weeks.

Learn the nuances of sarcasm Cynthia. Any fool would see that and realize it isn’t you, considering the model is smiling (and has teeth), indicative of a personality that is more than a ‘special interest’.

Anyway, tell us of this weight loss plan, exercising regularly too I assume? And do we have any updates from your African American gentleman?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And do we have any updates from your African American gentleman?

The project got a 100% increase in funding! We'll eat our words I tell you!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That is not my picture. That really doesn't look like me at all. And am not anywhere near that heavy. And I have started a weight loss plan and am successfully losing weight. I lost 5 pounds in the last two weeks.

Of course it's you. Lank hair, terrible teeth, not wearing a bra and really fat. But now that I think about it maybe it's not because that person is smiling and I don't think I've ever seen you smile in one of your videos.

So maybe after you learn to smile and not creep out small children in the process it can look like you.

And seriously? You've lost five pounds? You can't even lie properly.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Oh thank god now I know how to keep ghosts out of my shoes.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

And seriously? You've lost five pounds? You can't even lie properly.

Her weight yo-yos by five pounds when she pops in and later removes the tombstones she calls dentures.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That is not my picture. That really doesn't look like me at all. And am not anywhere near that heavy. And I have started a weight loss plan and am successfully losing weight. I lost 5 pounds in the last two weeks.

Losing 5 pounds in two weeks isn’t anything to be proud of. I’m not trying to be a dick or “fat shame” but if you diet you’ll lose way more than that in 2 weeks.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oh thank god now I know how to keep ghosts out of my shoes.

What hellish postapocalyptic dimension Woggy finds himself in this time?

 

[WogglebugLover]

I did lose 5 pounds. My scale said two weeks ago I was 240 pounds and now I am 235 pounds. And I AM on a diet and I also have an exercise bicycle and my mom and aunt ordered me some free FDA approved diet pills today. I am hoping I can lose up to 50 pounds by the time the Summer is officially over.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Losing 5 pounds in two weeks isn’t anything to be proud of. I’m not trying to be a dick or “fat shame” but if you diet you’ll lose way more than that in 2 weeks.

She probably just took a really good dump that morning before weighing herself and thought that's where all the excess weight went.

And yes, that does mean that Cynthia is full of shit.

I did lose 5 pounds. My scale said two weeks ago I was 240 pounds and now I am 235 pounds. And I AM on a diet and I also have an exercise bicycle and my mom and aunt ordered me some free FDA approved diet pills today. I am hoping I can lose up to 50 pounds by the time the Summer is officially over.

There's no such thing as an "FDA approved diet pill". What you get will do one of three things.

1. Pump you full of uppers which give you the jitters which also has the effect of making you move more and not feel as hungry as you normally would. One of the big sellers for this, hydroxycut back in the earlier parts of this century, was filled with ephedrine. It was an ECA stack comprised of ephedrine, caffeine and aspirin. It would help people lose weight, a bit, so long as you exercised and ate properly. And it also raised your blood pressure, dehydrated you and killed several people as well which is why ephedrine is now a controlled substance. Any other formulation Hydroxycut came up with wasn't as effective as the ECA stack.
2. Fill you full of fiber which you can't digest and helps to fill you up. It also means you need to drink lots of water or else when it's time to go to the toilet you'll feel like you're passing rocks.
3. Stuff that messes with your system and has the side effect of helping you lose weight. Stuff like Prozac can do this which is why in some cases it's prescribed to help people lose weight.

You want to lose weight? Really lose weight? Then this is what you do.

• Stop eating crap. No snacks. No treats. Limit the sugar and carbs. Focus on lean meats, green leafy veggies and whole grains. Nothing pre-made or pre-packaged. Whole foods only.
• Drink water. Lots of it. Reduce your consumption of coffee, tea, soda and everything that isn't water.
• Exercise to get your heart rate up and keep it there for an extended period of time. Aim for 30 minutes every day, by the end of the month you should be doing an hour every day. And it's not like you don't have time to do it. You don't have a real job or anything.
• Most diets / exercise programs fail after a week. You need to aim for long term. I'm talking at least a year of this. But for you, I'd aim for two.
• Pills aren't the answer. They don't work and all that will happen is you will rebound and regain the weight you lost.

But I'm not holding my breath. Within a month you'll be back to normal, claiming you're losing weight and in reality you're just half-assing it like you've always done.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I did lose 5 pounds. My scale said two weeks ago I was 240 pounds and now I am 235 pounds. And I AM on a diet and I also have an exercise bicycle and my mom and aunt ordered me some free FDA approved diet pills today. I am hoping I can lose up to 50 pounds by the time the Summer is officially over.

235?! Cynthia that is MASSIVE for a woman, I’m 140 and I am a MAN. I’m glad you’re going to try to lose more, you should, do it for Woggy (and your health). I’m going out on a limb and assuming you’re talking about Alli or something similar with the pills, so get ready for some fun anal leakage! Surely the other...ahem...’diet’ pills aren’t as easy to get in the US...Regardless they will do jack shit unless you stop eating whatever rubbish you stuff your face with and move your arse.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I’m 145 and in my Early 30s. I’m a guy. If you’re that overweight just do some exercise and cut out sweets.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I’m 145 and in my Early 30s. I’m a guy.

Yeah, but your methods are a little extreme...

 

[Picklechu]

That is not my picture. That really doesn't look like me at all. And am not anywhere near that heavy. And I have started a weight loss plan and am successfully losing weight. I lost 5 pounds in the last two weeks.

Five pounds is basically just a big shit. You haven't lost any weight.

Also, I'm pretty sure that picture is you. Bubble Ba'ath told us all it was, and as you yourself have established, people only tell the truth on the internet. Did Lloyd's Pharmacy hire you for the modeling gig on Fiverr?

Of course it's you. Lank hair, terrible teeth, not wearing a bra and really fat. But now that I think about it maybe it's not because that person is smiling and I don't think I've ever seen you smile in one of your videos.

Photoshop bro.

Oh thank god now I know how to keep ghosts out of my shoes.

Why is Wogglebug, atheist icon, encouraging a small child to pray? Or is he encouraging the small child to pray to him...?

This script is bizarre, and is yet another video where someone is fucking with Cherie, or she's got ahold of some really good weed.

 

[WogglebugLover]

No, really. That is NOT me in the picture. I don't have that exact body shape and by the end of this year I may have my old body shape back that I had three and a half years ago.

And as for the new Wogglebug video, I ONLY had Patrick record the exact words the customer had written with just the spelling and grammar edited. The customer was obviously pleased with it as he gave me a tip and a 5 star review. I admit I wasn't happy about having the Wogglebug say the boy should pray but I just decided I wanted the money the order would bring.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I admit I wasn't happy about having the Wogglebug say the boy should pray but I just decided I wanted the money the order would bring.

That's the first smart business decision that you ever made.
@dwt should be happy to know that Woggy doesn't hold his old views on religion.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@dwt should be happy to know that Woggy doesn't hold his old views on religion.

He still holds the same anti-religious views I do. Even if his voice actor doesn't. And actually the original script the customer wrote was to have Wogglebug say to pray to him. But I edited that part as I was sure Patrick wouldn't record it that way at least.