Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

Seriously, how the fuck have I followed Bob for 4,000+ pages without going absolutely buttfuck insane?

Nu-country and all who sing it is garbage. The worst attempt is when they tried to hold up Eric Church as a "Second Amendment guy" to shill for gun control.

Well, there goes the respect that I had for the one nu-country artist I actually kind of liked.

 

[make_it_so]

Honesly Garth Brooks is a hack. Who claims that him performing at Biden's inauguration was non-partisan yet when Trump asked him to play at his he decline. Non-partison my ass!!!

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Seriously, how the fuck have I followed Bob for 4,000+ pages without going absolutely buttfuck insane?

It's fun to piss on the Blob! No, seriously, it's free entertainment seeing how much this nigga makes an ass of himself on the daily lol!

 

[General Tug Boat]

Movie Bob is like the autistic Herman Goering of Twitter, his political takes contain more sodium chloride than his high cholesterol ridden arteries. His movie reviews are just penis chopping propaganda that even makes the likes of Quinton Reviews blush.

He is the main example of the American Socialist. Benefits from a life of convience thanks to the free market, so much so he made a career embracing entertainment he consumed while feeding his fat face. Only to subsequently to go on his phone to tweet pure projection because he is in a constant state of denial of how much of a failed human he is. He relies on the charity of others, produces no real informative content, and thinks because he can perform a 4 second Google search citing regurgitated talking points to support his bias for faggotry, he actually has anything valuable to contribute.

This is the type of man that wants you to eat the bugs, live in a pod, and suck tranny cock. He claims to hate facists and Nazis, but yet he can only fit into brown shirts because those are the only shirts that hide the amount of chicken grease his disgusting body produces. He is the type of man that huff his farts so often that everytime he coughs shit flies out of his mouth.

He will never have a wife, he will never have children, and will be lucky to land with another fat middle aged 40 year old tranny.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m not sure what is a cringey as Bob’s music taste, nu country or that EDM pop that was everywhere from the early to mid 2010s.

 

[Meat Target]

he will never have children

Thank heavens. Can you imagine how autistic that kid would turn out, just from being the product of a 40-year-old's adipose-mutated sperm?

Well, there goes the respect that I had for the one nu-country artist I actually kind of liked.

I always thought Eric Church sucked. That "Springsteen" song makes me wanna drink antifreeze.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

He will never have a wife, he will never have children, and will be lucky to land with another fat middle aged 40 year old tranny.

Never say never, Bob might resort to the Final Solution and decide to donate his sperm to a sperm bank, ensuring that the his lineage along with the curse of the Chipmans continues, 40 years from now another fat basement dwelling movie reviewer will take Bobs place and fill in the void that Bob left after he inevitably dies of a heart attack while trying to eat 10 Mcdonald's family meals.

 

[make_it_so]

Never say never, Bob might resort to the Final Solution and decide to donate his sperm to a sperm bank, ensuring that the his lineage along with the curse of the Chipmans continues, 40 years from now another fat basement dwelling movie reviewer will take Bobs place and fill in the void that Bob left after he inevitably dies of a heart attack while trying to eat 10 Mcdonald's family meals.

This would make a nice premise for a horror movie.
Son of the MovieBlob.

 

[EnemyStand]

This would make a nice premise for a horror movie.
Son of the MovieBlob.

Sounds like it would be a comedy along the lines of Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movies.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Sounds like it would be a comedy along the lines of Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movies.

Sounds like a lineage of Bobs descendants would make for one of the most anticipated sequels of the century, Schilders List 2: The Search for More Bobert.

 

[blablabla]

where i can read the shitta podcast stats? we are on ep3 and we and my friends are really happy about our product so far

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This would make a nice premise for a horror movie.
Son of the MovieBlob.

The punchline would be that Bob Jr grows up to be a 64chan browsing neo-nazi incel, much to Bob's horror, but nobody else can tell them apart.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Sounds like it would be a comedy along the lines of Eddie Murphy's Nutty Professor movies.

A Moviebob movie with an actor/comedian in a fat suit would be interesting.

 

[ChampFantana]

Never say never, Bob might resort to the Final Solution and decide to donate his sperm to a sperm bank, ensuring that the his lineage along with the curse of the Chipmans continues, 40 years from now another fat basement dwelling movie reviewer will take Bobs place and fill in the void that Bob left after he inevitably dies of a heart attack while trying to eat 10 Mcdonald's family meals.

There's not a single sperm bank in the entire world desperate enough to accept donations from a mentally-retarded, 40 year old virgin.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There's not a single sperm bank in the entire world desperate enough to accept donations from a mentally-retarded, 40 year old virgin.

Never say never, Bob might resort to the Final Solution and decide to donate his sperm to a sperm bank, ensuring that the his lineage along with the curse of the Chipmans continues, 40 years from now another fat basement dwelling movie reviewer will take Bobs place and fill in the void that Bob left after he inevitably dies of a heart attack while trying to eat 10 Mcdonald's family meals.

It could be worse. He could clone himself.

 

[Red Hood]

I know I'm sounding like a broken record at this point, but Chris is just so fucking pathetic - can he not see that this is just a waste of time at this point? No one is interested in his dumb podcasts, no one wants a copy of a shitty "documentary" signed by him, and no one wants to throw their money at a guy who's "struggling" yet can afford hipster beer and $3000 refrigerators full of unnecessary buzzers and whistles.

At this point I think shitty podcasts are replacing Corvettes and Harleys as the vehicle of choice for the midlife crisis.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

There's not a single sperm bank in the entire world desperate enough to accept donations from a mentally-retarded, 40 year old virgin.

Well you are correct but hey, a man can dream.

It could be worse. He could clone himself.

Do you know what that means right? Double the Bob means double the Youtube videos and double the Twitter hot takes, I don't know if the internet or this thread could handle something like that, maybe @Positron could handle it since he's already used to seeing deep into the lovecraftian nightmare that is Bob's twitter account.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

A Moviebob movie with an actor/comedian in a fat suit would be interesting.

Basically Fawlty Towers, but with Youtube videos instead of a hotel and Will Farrell playing the main character.

 

[Positron]

There's not a single sperm bank in the entire world desperate enough to accept donations from a mentally-retarded, 40 year old virgin.

Maybe Chris's high-tech $2900 fridge has a special setting?

Did Bob give up on his personal account?

Bobby retweeted something around the so-called Juneteenth, so he hasn't entirely abandoned it, but there has been no original content this year.


Silly TeamImpossible, of course Bobby knows the distinction between humans and ghouls and he isn't referring to them! By "human" he means himself.

Bobby's Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting on people's nerves:





To be fair you don't need an extremely high IQ to brainwash mush-brains like Bobby and MOS.

The Nazi Peter Coffin feels sorry about the death of Ashli Babbitt:


Someone died in Capitol; journos most affected:


+ + + +

I have more trouble believing that Dem supporters feel favorably towards the FBI.


Bobby has such a strange obsession over Carlson's history.

Bobby's orbiters pelts a new guy with his brand of extremism:

The car-battery story. Somehow Hurricane Maria was the fault of Trump and mayo ghouls Nazis.

Yet our new friend is relentless:


Assorted Glenn Greenwald content. Someone has been a stalker:




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Tucker Carlson went overboard and suggested classrooms be monitored, lest teachers indoctrinate kids with hateful propaganda:


If your teacher taught you school prayers, he or she was a psycho.


On the contrary, Matt Walsh's proposal seems more workable:


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On the assassination of the Haitian president:


Elon Musk's company might build a new mass-transit system in Fort Lauderdale.

Why do these Superior Future Thinkers worry about flooding when people have been building underwater traffic tunnels for well over 100 years?

Bobby and co can't face the fact that Mexicans don't like trannies very much:



WTF? And I don't mean Russia.

A rare moment of insight for Bobby:


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With one deft hand, RottenTomatos trolled both Bobby and Fap Widow.


After Alien, Bobby dissects the socio-spiritual messages in Poltergeist and Taxi Driver.


Disney shit, at least it doesn't look CalArt:


Gamergate was actually about women and atheism. You learn something new (and irrelevant) every day:

 

[Red Hood]

Bob has never played Tekken (ironically, Tekken has a character named Bob who is fat, but is not a bad guy). Tekken doesn't have "heavy" attacks like street fighter- each button is basically mapped to a limb.