Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm a little late, but I know why Bob decided to name drop Tekken recently when he clearly knows nothing about it. It's because they just added a Tekken character to Smash Bros.

 

[Nobue]

Sounds like a lineage of Bobs descendants would make for one of the most anticipated sequels of the century, Schilders List 2: The Search for More Bobert.

Schindler's List 2: Bing Bing Wahoo

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

We now need a Cambridge study that reveals that the more a human male tweets, the smaller his genitals are. It wouldn't surprise me if Bob needed a pair of tweezers to pleasure himself.

 

[Tronathon242]

We now need a Cambridge study that reveals that the more a human male tweets, the smaller his genitals are. It wouldn't surprise me if Bob needed a pair of tweezers to pleasure himself.

There's an Adam Sandler skit where he plays a boss and tries to get his secretary to pleasure him. Needless to say, she struggles mightily in the task for he's the opposite of well endowed. For as much Bob (and many other assorted Leftists/Wokists) keeps bringing up penis size in relation to trucks and guns and what not, he's surely packing something even smaller than that skit character. Projection is basically the entirety of his stable of insults. The more frequently he brings something up, the more we can know for sure that it actually describes him.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It wouldn't surprise me if Bob needed a pair of tweezers to pleasure himself.

Ah, yes. Deep into the territory of "Find the hair that spits."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

For the sake of argument, what if Bob isn't dealing with a micro penis but a big honkin' dong that's in the shape of cone so it's completely unusable with any woman save for maybe the most stretched out, whoriest of whores? What if he has elephantitis of the glans so his bellend is a flesh bishop's flail that can break a cat's back if it was dropped on it? In either case his dick cannot be used for intercourse and I would have to imagine it would make any lady shriek and run in terror.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

For the sake of argument, what if Bob isn't dealing with a micro penis but a big honkin' dong that's in the shape of cone so it's completely unusable with any woman save for maybe the most stretched out, whoriest of whores? What if he has elephantitis of the glans so his bellend is a flesh bishop's flail that can break a cat's back if it was dropped on it? In either case his dick cannot be used for intercourse and I would have to imagine it would make any lady shriek and run in terror.

Even so, it’s still buried under that fat and would have to find it and not get slapped in the face by his belly.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's kinda interesting how the left has become huge moralfags who see everything in black and white , and many on the right seem to be slowly embracing moral relativism and nihilism.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob should watch this.

 

[TowinKarz]

Moviebob and co. are so retarded that they don't realize being self declared "good guys" won't stop the government from spying on them as soon as it's convenient.

Fundamental flaw of all leftist thinking: no matter how harsh and unreasonable the laws get, they are sure in their heart of hearts that the laws will never be turned back on them, their loyalty to the cause the laws are meant to forward is self-obvious.

Unlike all those other traitorous Outer Party members confessing to their crimes on the telescreen, THEY are pure and honest and destined for the Inner Party.

Totalitarian law enforced by baton-wielding jackboots just means they'll get their reward faster as the chaff clogging the line ahead is weeded out.

Leftists measure success in the number of things DENIED, because, as Orwell noted, they feel the world is at it's core, too UNTIDY. That's where they get their moral license to wipe communities out, they're making a more streamlined and orderly world, which is always good.

A libertarian/conservative would see that community EXISTING as a better world, where you're free to express yourself, but the leftist cannot sleep at night for fear of what all those expressions may lead to...

 

[JayHarrison]

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Silly TeamImpossible, of course Bobby knows the distinction between humans and ghouls and he isn't referring to them! By "human" he means himself.

Well, of course, Moviebob finds humans annoying. They are to him little more than ants.

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Bobby's Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting on people's nerves:
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Or, in Moviebob's dream future, Trump would be visited in the middle of the night by the SS. The Schutzstaffel, not the Secret Service.

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To be fair you don't need an extremely high IQ to brainwash mush-brains like Bobby and MOS.

Moviebob : Brain :: Joe Biden : Brain. The result:

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Someone died in Capitol; journos most affected:
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As the saying goes, if I had Moviebob as a friend, I would never need any enemies.

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I have more trouble believing that Dem supporters feel favorably towards the FBI.

I don't have that same trouble understanding why Democrats view the FBI favorably. After all, it was FBI Director James Comey who, in an act of putting his personal safety above America's, dismissed a slam-dunk case against Hillary Clinton back in 2016 for deteling 33,000 digital copies of U.S. property.

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Bobby's orbiters pelts a new guy with his brand of extremism:
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The car-battery story. Somehow Hurricane Maria was the fault of Trump and mayo ghouls Nazis.

Odd how Moviebob brings up "moral and intellectual clarity". In Bob's case, he exhibits moral clarity because you can see right through him and his motives, and he exhibits intellectual clarity because... well... there's nothing but air in that cavity where his brain's supposed to be.

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Yet our new friend is relentless:
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Moviebob represents the latter half of all those battles. Moviebob IS bad. Moviebob would GLADLY hurt others to get ahead in life. Moviebob's ideas are destructive and his actions would sent civilization backwards. Moviebob has repeatedly demonstrated a posionous personality. And, above all else, Moviebob's world view is built on a foundation of pure superstition.

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Crap. I didn't have "misogynistic remark" on today's copy of my Moviebob Bingo card...

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Tucker Carlson went overboard and suggested classrooms be monitored, lest teachers indoctrinate kids with hateful propaganda:
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Knowing that Moviebob is a virulent racist against white people... and black people... and Hispanics... it doesn't surprise me that he's an ardent supporter of Casually Racist Teachings.

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If your teacher taught you school prayers, he or she was a psycho.
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Using his own terms, I would much, MUCH rather live in a Christofascism than under a Moviebobocracy.

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On the contrary, Matt Walsh's proposal seems more workable:
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Final score of today's debate:
Matt Walsh: 2
Moviebob: -∞

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Elon Musk's company might build a new mass-transit system in Fort Lauderdale.
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Why do these Superior Future Thinkers worry about flooding when people have been building underwater traffic tunnels for well over 100 years?

Not to mention the mutliple subway systems in coast-adjacent cities around the world (L.A., New York, Boston, Tokyo...).

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Elon Musk's company might build a new mass-transit system in Fort Lauderdale.
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Why do these Superior Future Thinkers worry about flooding when people have been building underwater traffic tunnels for well over 100 years?

in fairness, a high water table makes construction of any kind difficult, as it makes the underlying ground very soft
having said that, given that the Northern Ireland Roads Service (a regional Bongland government department that often struggles for funding) built and have successfully maintained the Broadway underpass in Belfast, which is mostly built on bogland, your man Elon Musk should have plenty of cash on hand to a) anticipate and b) deal with the practical difficulties of tunnelling underneath Fort Lauderdale

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Ok I have to point this out because Bobert is an idiot. His answer about 1865 and the Secret Service.

I know Blobby is dumb enough to read the Secret Service was founded in 1865 and thinks it was in response to Lincoln's death. But Lincoln actually signed the Secret Service into creation. They had nothing to do with Presidential Protection. Between the War and the problem of counterfeiting they were created to shut that down protect the value of American Currency.

It wasn't until the Assassination of McKinley in 1901 that they started protecting Presidents. Heck Garfield was killed by an assassin and shitty doctors between Lincoln and McKinley it took 3 bodies before the United States thought "Gee maybe somebody should protect these guys.".

In a bit of a weird coincidence I'm reading a book about the plot to steal Abraham Lincoln's remains and there is a lengthy section about the secret service at the time and their fight against counterfeiters (as they where the ones making the plot in order to ransom Lincoln's remains to get one of their best engravers out of jail and for cash). Counterfeiting was very wide spread and the secret service at the time preformed a lot of "the untouchables" type shit with informants, and under cover operations, and detective work to take down a lot of the rings not only making it but laundering it.

 

[Captain Syrup]

your man Elon Musk should have plenty of cash on hand to a) anticipate and b) deal with the practical difficulties of tunnelling underneath Fort Lauderdale

I wouldn't trust Elon to dig a garden path.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

On the assassination of the Haitian president:

Whenever Robert opens his fat mouth on something I have even an inkling of knowledge on it becomes immediately obvious he's just fronting. Right wing Caribbean countries? Are you retarded? Nearly all Caribbeans nations have some form of socialised health care and education systems. Or are they right wing because they don't suck off troons on twitter? Also Haiti isn't an island Hispaniola is and it sure as fuck isn't strategically important. Furthermore if the mercenaries were speaking Spanish then they're probably from the Dominican Republic where people actually speak the language and hate Haitians not the US. Y'know what's the most logical position? Recognising that Haiti is a shit hole and most people would've probably but a bullet in the Presidents head because he sucked instead of implying there's some grand conspiracy to sound smart.

 

[Mola Ram]

Whenever Robert opens his fat mouth on something I have even an inkling on knowledge it becomes immediately obvious he's just fronting. Right wing Caribbean countries? Are you retarded? Nearly all Caribbeans nations have some form of socialised health care and education systems. Or are they right wing because they don't suck off troons on twitter? Also Haiti isn't an island Hispaniola is and it sure as fuck isn't strategically important. Furthermore if the mercenaries were speaking Spanish then they're probably from the Dominican Republic where people actually speak the language and hate Haitians not the US. Y'know what's the most logical position? Recognising that Haiti is a shit hole and most people would've probably but a bullet in the Presidents head because he sucked instead of implying there's some grand conspiracy to sound smart.

Did you know Haiti, a nation of over 11 million people, has a mere 10 elected officials? The Supreme Court is headless, the line of succession is muddled owing to empty offices, and things are generally a mess. Anyone could be behind this; there must be a dozen factions jockeying for power without even leaving the island's shores. Now I don't pretend to be an expert on Haiti (the voodoo exchange program between Pankot Palace and Baron Samedi's House of Zombies and Fritters never really worked out) -- this is information I've learned over the last couple days by actually reading past the headlines. That, of course, is too strenuous for Bob, and besides, he's already an Expert Without Portfolio on absolutely everything. God, why was he born handsome instead of rich?

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Did you know Haiti, a nation of over 11 million people, has a mere 10 elected officials? The Supreme Court is headless, the line of succession is muddled owing to empty offices, and things are generally a mess. Anyone could be behind this; there must be a dozen factions jockeying for power without even leaving the island's shores. Now I don't pretend to be an expert on Haiti (the voodoo exchange program between Pankot Palace and Baron Samedi's House of Zombies and Fritters never really worked out) -- this is information I've learned over the last couple days by actually reading past the headlines. That, of course, is too strenuous for Bob, and besides, he's already an Expert Without Portfolio on absolutely everything. God, why was he born handsome instead of rich?

Haiti just has issues. One the main reasons the 2010 earthquake hit them so hard was that NONE of the buildings had steel in them even the parliamentary buildings and hospitals. 90% of the infrastructure fell apart like a house of cards under a breeze.

Not something you'd expect anyone to know offhand but it really gets my goat when faggots like Bob pretend to be expects to satisfy their compulsion to be included in every conversation no matter how niche.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob thinks the Secret Service are a secret police because they both have "Secret" in their title.

Bob is stupider than I thought he was, which is impressive.

While we're making stupid baseless logical leaps based on mental gymnastics, the Secret Service has the initials SS and was founded at a time when the US was relocating and fighting the native population.

Does Bob secretly love the SS? Really makes you think.

 

[Positron]

I need to get this very special episode of Bobby's Angels out of the way first. Background: a Korean-style spa in California has allowed a man to go inside the female-only area to show his dick in front of little girls. That has sparked a protest, with all the Angels chanting how transwomen are women and whatsnot. Our resident Rat King intellectual Zach Antolek ("Zinnia Jones") has written a TL;DR rebuttal to an Aussie newspaper op-ad about this incidence. The journalist responded on Antolek's Twitter, and guess who turns up?



You know how Chris has kept wearing that Salem Horror Fest rag to cover his mouth as if it were the wiping cloth of St. Fiacre? The Salem Horror Fest has just got kicked out of a venue for being anti-Trump. One thing leads to another, and they found themselves on the line of the totally non-existent Cancel Culture:

 

[The Valeyard]

If Bob wants to find out what autogynephilia is, all he needs to do is look at the "women" among his Twitter followers.